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[challenge entry] once again Eric got the worst tree surgeon award

just making this made me laugh too much
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Pfft
woo yay!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)
# The tree is staring at me
with all three eyes....

Woo...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)
# the tree has a weird chamelion face in it!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:09, archived)
# hahah brill!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Brill!
Skill!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha
woo/yay.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I think
I saw that on "World famous for dicking around"

still woo
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] carefull now
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# I cut through my thumb nail
with one of those. And then a couple of months later, I almost sliced the top off of my thumb.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:01, archived)
# but was the sandwich worth it?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Sandwich?
Sandwich?! Tuscan bread and tomato soup, sir. Definitely worth it.

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# hahahahhahaha i get it!
pie!
yeah!
pie!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:03, archived)
# to settle a vague arguement... are you in fact male or female?
GmOS better be wrong on this
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Is that a roll of cheese?

Woo!


/needs cheese
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:59, archived)
# pfft!
:)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# arf!
i'd take him
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Snirk
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# i seem to remember
thsi joke from dilbert
this is still done very impressively though so a big woo!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Dammit!
I was trying to work out how to illustrate that joke!

Nice one!

WOO!!!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)
# The saga continues!

now with extra loopy goodness!
This took far too long to make.

part one
part two
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:58, archived)
# Refreshing
seems not to work. Why not make it loop?

Apart from this it's very good.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Refreshing should normally work.
If I loop it I lose my "frozen ending" :)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# cant you set a delay on the last frame
refreshing does not work for me :(
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Alrighty then
It should normally loop now.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:15, archived)
# bah
It must just be me that it's not working for.
*kicks computer*
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:32, archived)
# very very wierd but cool
i keep expecting a pow or a pash to randomly appear

what does the I stand for?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Isis
One of my friends, she invented this yellow rabbit whose likeness you see on the car :)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:11, archived)
# In wales, a certain breed of sheep suddenly evolved to combat the urges of randy farmers
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
however this proved to be there downfall as the whole flock was killed and burnt in a horrible foot and mouth scandal
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:53, archived)
# lol
woo to that
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:53, archived)
# I see your woo
and raise you a yay
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# very woo!
:)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Welsh Farmers; Putting the woo into Eweooo
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:58, archived)
#















cor!!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# hahha
a woo for every occasion
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Ha
hahahaha!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Excellent :-)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Hedgeheep? Or Shog?
Woo!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Lookie lookie
Back from a drunken week in Dorset, and I find this in my Inbox.
Find Hitler
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# link
is borked for me

edit: no it isn't!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# try this way
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Seen it, but loved it none the less
I looked for the seams instead of Hitler himself... Is that a bad sign?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# It would 'seam' so



/coat
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# hehehe
I'm asseaming it's a bad thing as well
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# I agree.

seam

/edit: Get your prom shoes?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:01, archived)
# no :(
I couldn't find any that I liked that were a reasonable height
/tall
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Get some Converse AllStar's
Flat, comfertable AND stylish
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Oh, I've gots me summa those
hehe

seam
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:09, archived)
# There you seam go
Sorted! Remember, it's all about the accsesorizing

/edit: I'm off, Mother needs to type to her friend on Yahoo chat. If anyone should happen to have come across Monged Shell, give her hell. Night night kids
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Pfft
newsletter worthy?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Oooh,
I hope so

fame and fortune here I come!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Send it and see
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:58, archived)
# Thy has been done
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# it was in a while back i'm afraid
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Oh
s'okay then. I'll just sit quietly then.


sob
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Fancy that
Not been on long enough to have seen that one :(

Edit: no, wait.....I did see that one, I remember the head maggots. Why, oh why don't I remember finding Hitler?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:09, archived)
# The adventure continues into winter
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Heh
These just keep getting better and better, I loved the bridge one.
Woo!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:55, archived)
# :) cheers
I'm out of hummus now though
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# tree.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)
# car

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# tree-car
Do I win a prize?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# .
yes, pudding.

=edit//{][}[][]===
oljasdkvbu


people are shure uppity to day.
!:)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# baby jesus
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:55, archived)
# ahh, isn't she a cutie?
experiment with cyclopsing... well, makes a change from gnopsing
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:45, archived)
# yay! skull fucking without the difficult decision
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# thanks
for the coffee/moniter moment you just gave me.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Nice
Does it bite?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# considering I couldn't even be arsed to animate a simple blink
I think biting isn't very likely ;)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# awwwwww
Go on
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:58, archived)
# thinks about it
...blimey, that'd take ages
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Arrrrghh
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Nooooo!
Coddle it
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:58, archived)
# NO
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:01, archived)
# I got drunk
...and drew myself a new boyfriend

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# aww, how sweet
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:30, archived)
# *cough* copyright *cough*
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:31, archived)
# yeah i know
im such an unoriginal bastard lol.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)
# copyright does not apply to b3ta
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:51, archived)
# i've had him
he's shit

edit: you can get degrees in networking?!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)
# it was the steroids that did it
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Yeh well your probably not that good yourself
unless you take it up the crapper, in which case i take my hat off in you
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:41, archived)
# and i take my pants off to you
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:42, archived)
# I like your moxy, you've got spunk
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:43, archived)
# thats why he took his pants off
.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:44, archived)
# i keep it in my botty... i'm like a big wet piggy bank
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Squeal piggy
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)
# yeah
..i got a bullshit degree in networking. i can get a help desk job with it now hahaha.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:48, archived)
# be grateful
my degree made me overqualified for entry level positions and underqualified for everything else. Yay.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:51, archived)
# ouch
that is horrible. i feel you.

*nice site btw!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# I gave this one to Joe Quesada
...he laughed and asked if I drank alot.

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# I WOULD DO HIM SO HARD HIS GUT WOULD JIGGLE RHYTHMICALLY
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# ahahahaa
funniest thing today
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
now that's much better
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:59, archived)
# that is a splendid picture
although the kgb are doubtless to turn up and force wolverine to kill the lady, being constantly confounded by spiderman, who eventually kills her by mistake, tricked by his spider sense during a battle in a darkened graveyard.

AICMFP
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# no!
please don't kill the lady!! hahahaha
kill spidey the gay nightclubber!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Hybrid thingie.


[SPAM}

EDIT: And click for bigger and more nippley
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
# I
smell the hint of nipple.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)
# I spy with my sexy eye
a hybrid nipple

WOO!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)
# NIPPLE!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Ooh...
Norks: check
Snakeskin: check
Giraffe patterns: check

I'm in love!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:22, archived)
# your music is appalling
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:24, archived)
# Which bits of my music?
even this?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:30, archived)
# It's very badly recorded and frequently jarring
but always sung with a lot of conviction, and it has proper words and stuff (when audible).
Sort of like if Kevin Ayers had a washboard band.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:57, archived)
# For
some reason Charles felt he was being watched....
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:18, archived)
# I COULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK
About those dole scroungers
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
# nor
me, just like the idea of the bastards being haunted by a headless model.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)
# I'd be more worried
about the slaphead behind Charles' right shoulder
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:22, archived)
# Pfft
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:24, archived)
# I am wondering
where Camilla came in the Grand National ?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)
#
at every fence.....was the tickling of the hedges that did it apparently
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)
# spiny norman is in her hair
AND I CLAIM MY FIVE POUNDS
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)
# With pictures of Camilla?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# camilla's hair
he's about to peek out and say "DINSDALE" (sp?)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:53, archived)
# QUAKE IN TERROR YOU TINY FOOLS!! YOUR END IS NOW.....
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/animi_2_021.jpg

I made this poor mishapen thing from the roadkill i keep under my bed and 2 sharpend carrots.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
# let me be the first to say
WTF?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)
# HEAR THE TINY AUTO HORN!
WHEN IT TINY BLOWS

MEEP MEEP
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
Paintmash-tastic
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Heavens.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
# it looks like A ALIUM!
and
what the hell?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
# seamless
and nicely optimised.
it is probably a picture of god.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# The fleas return again
Fleas 3
1) Fleas find large hole
2) Fleas decide to use a victoria sandwich to create bridge
3) Fleas stupidly used single and not whipping cream causing the sponge to fall apart
4) Fleas resort to calling in the big yellow lorry which shats large greenage
5) Fleas have picnic with bananas to celebrate hole filling-in
6) Fleas unaware that round the corner there be another hole
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
that is some high quality inane activity
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Hehe
Lovely.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Why not just get the lorry in the first time instead of fannying about with sponge cakes?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:18, archived)
# Because
spongecakes are cool
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Would you rather:
a) Use a Victoria Sandwich with all it's yummyness

or

b) Watch a yellow lorry shat greenage?????

That is why.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)
# I'd rather get to the hole,
think, "Ooh, a hole," and sit down beside the hole and eat the Victoria sandwich.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)
# This
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Holes unnerve the fleas
Part One
Fleas 1

Part Two
Fleas 2
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:24, archived)
# And it's
woo yay from him

and woo yay from me
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:44, archived)
# holy fuck!
its lemmings!

only


not
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:55, archived)
# I love that
Woo!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Love it !
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:36, archived)
# YES
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:48, archived)
# *applies groove enhancers™*
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)
# /puts groove shoes on
/grooves
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# COOL!!!!!!
pretty spiffy
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# they're ultimate Jiverific
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Boo doo-doo-doo boo-doo doo-doop.
You can't touch this.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)
# no that's
*applies oversized trousers*, easy mistake tho.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
# That goes a little extra groovy if you click
middle mouse button over it.

:)

Woo.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)
# oooh, that's lovely
w/y
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Great stuff
groove-a-riffic
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:19, archived)
# huzzah!
top grooving
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
# And why not
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:10, archived)
# *buys cocktail sticks*
*prints mini england flags*
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)
# muahahaha
errr....*hides minature flag stash*
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha...
How splendid.

"Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces as a flag stand"
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)
# I love the expression
'poo protesters'
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Teeny tiny terrorists...


... attacking my finances.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:07, archived)
# why do you need four hard drives?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)
# I have about 40 days of video.
Legal, non copyrighted video, of course.

You should have seen what happened when I backed it all up to DVD-R (took about 100 discs)!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:09, archived)
# the funniest thing is you'll have to burn it all again
in two years.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Why?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
# dvd-rs are kind of volatile.
depending what type you burnt and where you store them, the discs can be useless within 3 years.

although its down to the dyes the discs have on their base
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)
# I did not know that.
But in two years we'll have much higher capacity discs and faster burners, so it won't take two days of my life to do a back-up next time.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)
# hoorah for Blu-ray.
Boorah for it costing a fortune at the moment.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)
# i'm getting a 300gig drive this week
for 40 quid. sweeet :D
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:12, archived)
# what make is that?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Breville.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I dont know why exactly I found that reply so funny, but...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)
# maxtor
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# I've got one of them. Tasty.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Where from
and are there more?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# there's two
but my mate is having the other
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)
# That's good
Assuming the make is decent. Mine have cost the best part of £200, for 560GB in total. They're all Seagate Barracudas though, and three of the four were bought brand new.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)
# it's brand new
not sure of the model ata-133 only 5,400rpm not sure about cache.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
# in that case
it's shite.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:17, archived)
# for what reason?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:18, archived)
# slowness.
and probably a 2meg cache if it's 5400
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:20, archived)
# meh
i won't be doing anything special with it. pretty sure it will handle the old 'blueys' ;)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:21, archived)
# I say woo to the pic
and boo to the personal questions

*gets lube*
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Was kind of asking for it really
I wanted everyone to see my HDDs, but only to observe their lovely names.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Downloaded Media B
is that teh norks home???
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:14, archived)
# No
Everyone knows that's the unsubtly named 'important system files' directory.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:16, archived)
# I keep my downloaded norks in
the my webs folder.

Thought I'd share that.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:18, archived)
# my folder just says hardcore porn... look
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Haha!
Dirty Biatches & Lesbians...

God I hope that's a work computer....
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Me+work=more hatred
besides its a (Crab)Apple Spack
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Munkeys and Tachikomas don't mix
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Part the 3rd
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:00, archived)
# I used to live near that
even walked across it - scared teh crap outta me
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:02, archived)
# How
rare :)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:03, archived)
# have a really badly designed page
thankfully not designed by me

but does give a lil more info on the bridge

www.ballycastle.free-online.co.uk/places/rede/rede.htm
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:06, archived)
# where is it?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Carrickarede
I think
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:05, archived)
# aye but its all one word
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:06, archived)
# What *are* you talking about?
/ninja edit
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:09, archived)
# touche
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:15, archived)
# If Only...
To be able to tell what mood the board is in... Now that would be handy...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 20:58, archived)
# Let's just hope the board is in a BIGGER mood
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Mmmmm yes
'tis indeedy a tad on the large side.
I hang my head in shame.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:01, archived)
# Ermmm......
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:02, archived)
# Whoop there it is
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:03, archived)
# You, sir, should be ashamed.
That hyphen by no means should be a hyphen.

*Stands akimbo and frowns*
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:13, archived)
# That
made me reach for my PageRight button. Before realising there ain't no such fing...

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:42, archived)
# a belated b3atification, if i may ...
teim is not always fluffy
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)

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