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# I don't really understand....
but..


(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
BoxRox!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# I want to make a band that involve people with boxes on their heads now
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# There is an ichiness to be in a band on this board
These lyrics appeared last night sometime:

My girlfriend dumped me
then later i dropped my ice cream
my broken spine can only hold so many ocelots
Now my poetry book is full to the back pages


I drew a picture of my heart but the black felt tip ran out
and now my legs are broken with the weight of so many empty marker pens,
chaiiiiiiined to my heeeeeeart.

when i went back to my foundation art course,
everyone else had drawn sad clowns too
now I'm covered in jam, its ironic, so so ironic.
tears of custard drip down my cheeks like the lemon sponge of our love

but no respite, no recall, you've fucked off with your mates to the shopping mall
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Yep a third of those lyrics are mine
Lemony's another third
and PMGT's the other third

we're making a joke emo band
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)
# you'll have to explain the term
"emo band"

but I will be a fan.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Emo = a bad type of music based on teenagers being bullied
and crying and writing shit poetry in their note books then making an ill expressed band

Funeral For A Friend is a good example
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)
# did you ever hear Inme?
some fucking 12 year old kid whose voice was starting to break

MEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)
# PREZACTLY!
It'll be fun trying to sing high and fail

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)
# I want to hear this now
or stumble accross it in a few years while ripping someones itunes catalogue.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I
actually like some Emo music. I find it weird that most of the people that listen to it think they have to look the same. Slicked back jet back hair etc. Its so lame.

What was it Bill Bailey said?

How can I feel pain?
How can I feel pain?
How can I feel pain?
When you're being so supportive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I do like some songs but they have to be driven, and they're often not
still it'll be nice to pretend to cry and play my guitar
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Don't kiss with tongues
When we kiss goodbye, dad
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Come here little boy, Daddy wants to hold you
Come here little boy, Daddy feels good
I just want to fill you with my warmth
I want you to feel like more than a son
I want you to know
I love you as much as your mum
But if you think it's wrong, don't tell any other
Or I'll have to hurt you and I'll hurt your mother
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:05, archived)
# You'd be a like
a cut price version of The Residents
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)
# The Bus Station Residents?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Haha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)
# "we are your automatic lovers"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)
# I LOVE THAT FILM
however I hated this one
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
How hatstand!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# I've done a load of them now
however yours is muchly woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:56, archived)
# arf
that's very funny
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Ooer
'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# that sir
has to be one of your best ever

woo yay houpla
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Why thankyou!
and thankyou all . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Dirty
bugger!

woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Grand stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:44, archived)
# just a damn foolish post
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Mmmmm how fruity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)
# just a damn foolish reply
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Woo!
Great work! Charmen Miranda! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Most Arf!
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)
# hehe... more foolishness :)

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# I like that
Reminds me that I must reload my Goodies font .... and several others.


do do do the funky gibbon !

Liked Doghorse's Camilla song btw.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)
# i've been looking for something to do with the video clip
and i couldn't resist when they were politically colour coded :)
and aye, i was giggling a lot listening to the original with the new lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:53, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Runs in time to theme from
Bargain Hunt
(Smudger, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] proud of their new packaging, they were!
(I helped save b3ta! woowoowoo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
The chavs would love it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:32, archived)
# haha
*warning may cause drowsiness*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)
# follow up to yesterdays

click for gigantorness
(Gregus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)
# i do like these.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Soup herb
could you animate it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:33, archived)
# .
maybe, thats the next stage. I imagine i'll go mad in the process though.
(Gregus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# that looks like an animation
waiting to happen

very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)
# that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)
# :( I tried
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)
# This really reminds me of
some Diesel art book thing of postcards I bought, by some Scandanavian dude, and is woo-worthy

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Pull up! Pull up!
(wowthatsgreat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Coooor!
It's like Virtual Reality!

w/y/h!
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Its a new ride at Universal Studios
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)
# woo
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)
# many have tried...
but this one is the best yet - woo!
now you just need to turn it into a first person flyer!
(I helped save b3ta! woowoowoo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Woo,
but don't worry, he's only trying to help...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Bitey! Great!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Who wouldn't want jesus juice?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
*cracks open another sphincter can*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)
# nicely
done
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)
# pfft!
doghorse made a song about that :)
Jesus Juice (MP3)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Lunchtime, have this limited edition DTF

I dunno what I'm going to have for lunch, I think I may go to the burger van and have
a couple of cheese burgers and a can of IRN BRU. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)
# kebab
I live in Istanbul.. a kebab a day keeps the big furry red fez away.

/edit.. but I would happily trade my right arm for a Bacon sarnie...
(smell the cheese, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Been a long time gone
Constantinople
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Someone also changed the name of Bombay to Mumbai without
consulting me first...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# and Peking
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:57, archived)
# woo
wild boar pate butties
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Cor! wild boar pate!
that's very nice stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:23, archived)
# and here is the spoiler
its from aldi, but it is still bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I can get some nice Wild Boar pate from the Deli
but it's too far to walk there and the exhaust fell off my bloody car this morning. I really want Wild Boar pate now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Kill one of the little buggers you have running around in your attic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I would but I'm at work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha

top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
# What are you having for lunch?
chips?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# What's with all This Burger Breath and Chips
I'm a Northerner that is all, nothing fundamentally different from being a Southerner - he probably eats more chips that I do. Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:35, archived)
# I don't have a clue about this chip business
I just said that to try and find out what it was all about, even when he pointed me to where it all started it still doesn't make any sense. How queeeeeeeer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# It's BB he has a hatred for all things Northern (even though he's never been further than the Watford Gap)
so he takes the piss everytime he gets the opportunity - which makes me think he's a stupid childlike troll, but I put up with it else everybody would say I'm a humourless cow despite the fact that the joke is getting very very old now and he doesn't know anything new to say
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha! that the spirit!
I eat heaps of chips and I'm very far north, further north than you, so far north there's sheep everywhere, he should be making comments like that to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)
# I do have a fondness for chips
but I don't eat them quite as much as he would have everybody believe and even though I'm not bragging I can eat my chips and not put on loads of weight either, so take that Mr Atkins and your potato-free dieting.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:57, archived)
# not sure, i think i'll pop to the local garage
and see what fare they have on offer.

either a sandwich or a ginsters slice i would expect.

some crisps and a diet coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
# i've got quite addicted to those ginsters buffet bars
bit like a long scotch egg with added cheese and coleslaw
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# i fucking hate coleslaw
i can think of better thinks to eat then grated raw vegetables in rancid mayonnaise.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)
# It doesn't have to be rancid
Where do you shop?
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# he eats whatever is slung in his biffa bin
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Biffa Bin?
The lucky so-and-so...
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)
# don't bad mouth my house.
or i'll not invite you for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)
# yay
turkey(not the country) and cottage cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
I think a wander to Tesco is in order, so I can buy a cheese baton, some pastrami and some potato salad, and make a lovely sandwich.

And some red bull.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I just ate some roast pork with thai bbq sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
I am having pepperoni and cheddar salad! minced Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:27, archived)
# haha yay not caught a DTF for a while
Scrambled eggs on toast with marmite today I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# It's the first one I've done in a while
scrambled eggs with marmite? how queer!
It's quite surprising what marmite will goe with, I quite like cheese, peanut buttter and marmite sarnies, very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Oh, how I love these!
I'm having my usual homemade candyfloss for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Arf!
I am having pasta salad, bag of hula hoops, a tin of fruit, two pieces of real fruit, a chocolate muffin, a mars bar and a big bottle of water!

I have a long task ahead of me
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Yay
I haven't a clue what I am going to have. I am off to the shops and might get a samosa or two.

'noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)
# G'noon!
raining then . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# yeah
and it's getting bloody nippy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Samosas...hmmmm
good choice, very good choice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Meanwhile,
in the wicked queen's castle...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:17, archived)
# I dread to think what horrors lie in the reflection of two billion six hundred and ten
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
# That'll be
Janet Street-Porter and Jimmy Hill's love child...ewk!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:21, archived)
# that would have to be the most repugnant human being alive
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:23, archived)
# I submit before the learned panel
paul danials
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# point taken
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# 2nded :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# surely that would be
6 billion and something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Super!
Smashing!
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
that's 2,000,000,609 people who better watch out.

edit: i mean 2,000,000,608 people
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo! and that's just inside the palace . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Pfffft!

Edit: how rude of me, woo to the original piccie!
(Bloch McParty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
At least she won't have to bother with the poisoned apple.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# She's
just placed an order for two billion six hunderd and eight of them!

'Noon, Ms. Pot :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:44, archived)
# .....


bin done?
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)
# not by me . . .
Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:05, archived)
# not since that restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Yeah . . .
She couldn't leave me alone . . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:09, archived)
# can i borrow your shitty stick seeing as you've no need for it now.
kylie's been stalking me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
# That bitch!

*passes clean end*

Doh!

*washes hands*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
# That bitch said she was stalking me!
two timing stalkerwhore!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:12, archived)
# hah hah loser
My stalker only stalks me, good old lisa riley would never cheat
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:16, archived)
# :)

Why was this the first thing to spring to mind:/?
(b0rk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)
# yes
very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:19, archived)
# hohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Did anyone see the Queen tribute programme the other night?

click for biggie


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Aargh!
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Eek!
hello


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)
# ooh!
keeping your pants fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:07, archived)
# *checks*
Basically green boxers with multiple father christmas motif . . . so Yup! guess so . . . You?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:10, archived)
# My pants aren't especially fancy,
but I've shined my shoes enough to compensate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Woo!
*is dazzled*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Yay!
*does a little tapdance*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:13, archived)
# *removes pants*

*waves them in the air*

Woo! Yay! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)
# *throws towel over dave*
Don't forget what happened last time you did that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:20, archived)
# a little
Toyah doing "Don't Stop me Now"? Dunno why she gets involved in D-list crap like this, her original stuff is classier.
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:05, archived)
# I totally agree -
she has sold out big style. I heard her on Radio 2 Saturday totally mashing up Guns 'n' Roses' Paradise City in a very false American accent.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:08, archived)
# but I`m sure she still smells nice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Did she smell nice before?
Have you ever seen her in the film Jubilee?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)
# she used to advertise Mum deedyodoriant
never really liked her though.. too .. er.. mingin` :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# never mind her hubby...
... arguably the geekiest guitarist in Rawk history (Robert Fripp of King Crimson fame). If PCs had been around back then, he'd never have got out of the bedroom. His parents bought him a guitar, and there was bugger-all else to do in rural Dorset, in the 60's...
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)
# heeheh
nope didn`t see it.. but I like Queen, so I`m quite glad I didn`t see it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:08, archived)
# ditto!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
#
*Hammertofalltime!
(Smudger, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)
# tie your mother down! tie your mother down!
Lack yer daddy outta doe
I don`t need him nosin` aroun
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)
# queen tribute!
havent the royals been on telly enough this weekend with their bloody weddings without a queen tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:13, archived)
# Seconded!
and 'noon


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:13, archived)
# noon
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Yoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# I prefer her new guitar wave
to that poncy, half-hearted style she's used for the past 50 odd years. Let's hope she isn't "under pressure" to revert back, or that the AIDS "don't stop her now"!
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:26, archived)
# I cast you out! Unclean Spirt!
hosted by imageshack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Great! Ace as usual . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
top idea, woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Haha!
Why didn't that guy ever come to my chip shop?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:03, archived)
# I'm not sure I fully understand this but
it's tickling my funny bone nonetheless :)

I suspect its about the ghosts in pac-man *strikes forehead and exclaims "d'oh"*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:03, archived)
# hah hah
that's one way to get the high score
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
ace as ever
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:07, archived)
# hohohoho!
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:27, archived)
# You deserve a PAC on the back for that!!
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Good Ol' Fashioned Head Swap.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:40, archived)
# would


/shit
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Charles looks good in that dress
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Pfffffft!
That's most incredibly woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Still would. Both
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# top woo
commander jameson
(Shirley Bindun, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)
# :)
I think it's lost on all but the geekiest.
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Oh dear.
Then that confirms it.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:49, archived)
# That woo's just Elite.
Get your lass an iron ass...

An empty hold is an empty head...

Truly, one of the best ever.

Although the one with Clive Owen wasn't bad
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Thanks (I think)
What's all this Clive Owen business?
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Clive Owen...
..."starred" in a Elite-like game called "Privateer 2: The Darkening".

It also had Christopher Walken, David Warner, John Hurt, and a couple of other star-type folks in it.

Check it out.
(I helped save b3ta! cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Er,
that works too well!!!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Charles looks partial to a
little head.
(Smudger, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Arf...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:46, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)
# hehehe
knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:59, archived)
# lovely
FP this now! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:45, archived)
# a wandbaggon
isn't that what they were once named?




my memory isn't up to much
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Ha!
Old-fashioned but mighty effective!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:53, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee head swopification
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Ooh
Woo to that ... I reckon she does wear the trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)
# haha, woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:06, archived)
# arf!
and a good 'un too
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Sony, before they got properly into electronics...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)

EDIT: Here's b3ta before the interweb...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:38, archived)
# hahaa "baddies"

edit: and it just animated

that`s class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# There's no new kid....
with a redex on his sheet of paper?
(DJBenz, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)
# Tesco value satire
does it say?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Now that's
what I call attention to detail!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
gaming for the pre-school generation
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:42, archived)
# that's
top

w.y.h.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:02, archived)
# hehehe
i bet i still wouldn't be able to play it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Hullo

www.chewinggumvolley.com
A new cartoon every MWF. MMMMWWWWF!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*brushes away a tear*

That's so sad and yet, so Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# pfffft
Wonderfulness!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# brilliant as ever
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# pffft!
best one ever, in my opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:44, archived)
# My favourite
was the one about kicking hot cups of espresso into crowded lifts.

On a coffe related note - they're turning discount shoe zone in wood green into a Nero - how woo
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# that`s all London needs... more stupid coffee bars
"hi.. yeah I`m on my mobile
yeah I`m in a coffee shop
yeah I`m drinking coffee
yeah two sugars
you`re breaking up...
HELLO?
HELLO?
HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Well,
currently there is only a Costa in the Ottakars here, Nero would be a welcome addition.
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
Fantastico!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I love your CGV
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:46, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)
# :o
www.oneeyedwilly.co.uk/chewing/images/dermot.wmv

Pete the cameraman. Breakfast television. Lasted 15 minutes on the job. No regrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)
# I've never snorted cocaine from a swedish coffee table.
I have had sex on one tho'

yay for the comic!
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Haven't done one of these in a while

And this is why. Ho hum.

Source:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4431517.stm
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Hurrah for that!
And for getting rid of dodgy bouncers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Yep, even though SIA
happenned in York four months ago!! It only just hit London now?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# I have no idea
really, it just seems the sort of thing they mention overy now and again but do nothing about. And I have no idea how that sort of thing works in Scotland either, so it looks like my feud with Mr. Unreasonable down the local pub may still be on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:54, archived)
# isn`t it great to be part of the United Kingdom of England and Wales
maybe Scotland and Norn Irn should set up their own United Kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:00, archived)
# With hookers and Blackjack!
In fact, forget the devolution...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Best
yet

today

or something

yay & that
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:55, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha!
yes, yes i am!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Send email home?
...ok Mr Howard..

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:34, archived)
# ooppsss....
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# he seems to be missing the toilet
typical bloke
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Errr...
I'm not quite sure what's going on, but it made me smile nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:28, archived)
# thats all i wish for
:)
smile.
:)
(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# haha! what a drag
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# one time
i had to tear the cardboard into pieces :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 12:30, archived)

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