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# I'm bored, so have some pearoasted goodness


Whats happened to MJ anyway?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# his face fell down the loo!
its now floating in the sea somewhere! :o)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:11, archived)
# That's a nice thought.
A happy thought.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Im imagining it looks like something you've shopped by now
... in the nicest possible way of course
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:14, archived)
# me too...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:14, archived)
# this is fun...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:15, archived)
# Almost warrants a ticket to Harehills, does that.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Halooa
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:23, archived)
# Ban this sick tradition!!!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:08, archived)
# teh punnage, it burns! - made me laff :-) top woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:09, archived)
# This made me laugh out loud
seriously
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# that gets my seal of approval
/coat
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# yaaay!
top glowy-blurry-seal-shaky-assy stuff. :)

edit: i'd suggest animating it but it would be about a gig in size...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:24, archived)
# What a lovely pair of...

come along you cunts
clickage for 4rthur scheduler
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:06, archived)
# domoboobs.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# Domoobs?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:08, archived)
# Woo!
Domo-Norks!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# TJ: NUUUUDLETTER!
just got it in the mail and i'm off to read it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:08, archived)
# OOOH-ARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:08, archived)
# If there's norks I'll consider it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
# uh ohes.

this was supposed to be drawn as a compo entry, then i forgot what i was doing.
-goes to sleep-
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:03, archived)
# i think its best that way
....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:04, archived)
# yay.
cys.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Hatstand
TJ: Just got this in a e-mail. What the fuck?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:12, archived)
# paraphrase, por favor?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:14, archived)
# Que?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:17, archived)
# it's rather long.
and i'm not going to read it. could you give us a summary?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:18, archived)
# Basically, it's a system of paying money
into various paypal accounts that are on a list.

Of course, you add yourself to the list, and hopeflly get paid. What a scank. The thing that really worries me is that some of my mates are on the list.

Anyone else had stuff like this?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:21, archived)
# ooh. that sucks.
i've just had the standard nigerian one. not much like this.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:25, archived)
# I've managed to block those from coming in now,
but I can't stop it when people I know send me this shite.

I think I may have to max their accounts out with goatse/tubgirl attachments.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:28, archived)
# It's a pyramid scheme
Give £3 to someone then send it on to 40 people and eventually you get lots of people giving you their £3 and expecting to find lots more people. You all know how the bottom falls out of these!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Makes sense now.







Did you send me this?!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:34, archived)
# waay too much scrolling
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:19, archived)
# pfft i don't care i likes it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:22, archived)
# hoorayes.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:25, archived)
# Ch-ch-ch-check
it out, Grandmaster Flash!

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:00, archived)
# WOOBLE
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like tjis!

Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:02, archived)
# ha ha *passes zoology*
bwootiful
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:02, archived)
# Weird and fucking hilarious
as always
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:03, archived)
# where is the bananana?
i though all a foxes had a bananana!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:04, archived)
# no willyses?

woo!~
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:04, archived)
# Pffft!
You said a naawty word. I'm tellin' on you!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:05, archived)
# fucking great.
woo.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:04, archived)
# omg thats amazing
amazingly well drawn and funny
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Very educational. Woo!
I still think your Dotaman was ace.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:06, archived)
# hurrah!
fox sox!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# in a box with rox and blox
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:10, archived)
# that is quite splendid!
woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:21, archived)
# The demo reel needed work
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# ha ha been playing on imdb?
most woo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# hee hee
No, it was a stream of conciousness, I just typed and refused to edit myself. There are another 10 lines or so that got cropped out to enable the widescreen effect :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Wicker Man ruled!~
and Britt doing her seductive dance was to die for.

www.bapwatch.co.uk/obscure/britt/

*topless nudity warning*

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# woo
just seen that :o) yay!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:02, archived)
# haha nicely done

I`m really glad they kept the originall scroller effect from Episode IV in there - even though Episode I was shite, it was dead exciting to see the scroller and hear the music and ..ooh ooooh!

*has a accident is a alien*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:04, archived)
# The Best Thing
about Episode 1 was Brian Blessed doing the voice of Boss Nass*



*I think
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:23, archived)
# Must admit, when I saw it, the first thing I thought of seeing the opening lines was this...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Nice!
Mine wasn't that clever, woo to yours!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT
HUAH!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:07, archived)
# Same here
I started singing it in the cinema
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:13, archived)
# The truth of cookies
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:52, archived)
# Knew those bastard cookies weren't vegetarian.
W/Y/H
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# mmmm blue flavour
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# haha
brill.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# pfff
nice, i have a fealing this is gonan be a long compo
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Not if I have anything to do with it!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# war!
::raises mallitia::
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# and do you?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# No, mores the pity
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:01, archived)
# yes
a week long i imagine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Cookies?

(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# pffft!
great biccies too
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:04, archived)
# ------
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Ahhh
progress!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:42, archived)
# quite
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Well, that's just evolution!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:45, archived)
# originates ingrediants?
but
WOO!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:45, archived)
# google language tools
.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:52, archived)
# So true
compo it?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:45, archived)
# good point, well made
*hugs a tree*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# the lack of coca in the stuff nowadays
is also significant.
*involuntary sniff*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# *snifffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff*
what`s that?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
#
*powders nose*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Monkey.
mod edit - please make your own pics. ta love.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:38, archived)
# Indeed
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Why does
that just look like a fat Bruce Forsythe?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Arf!
Maybe it is?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:41, archived)
# haha!
nicely done.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:44, archived)
# What?
Done what?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# i thought it had been shopped.
obviously not.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# I think you'll find
it's an ape.

But nice, nonetheless.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# wow!
Do you work for yahoo? ;-)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# BERKY BABES!

*frots*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# mmm
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Spread him with marmalade..!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Toasty
fluff - yay.

And nice ninja-style toast removal, there.

/edit - not to mention some superb reflection. Cor. It gets more impressive the more you look at it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:39, archived)
# poppycat!
*loves*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:39, archived)
# I smell
toasted fluff
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:40, archived)
# HAHAHAAHA fuck that`s fast
absolutely top notch
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:41, archived)
# I'm using IE...
I bet he's hardly warm in Firefox!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:42, archived)
# it`s like the smoothest, shiniest spack you`ve ever seen
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:45, archived)
# hurrah!
nice reflectionage.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:45, archived)
# woo
super dooper
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
That's great!

Ace reflection, too!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Scrapyard fluff!
Went rummageing around in some scrapyards today to find bits for my slightly shagged out car, and I discovered these in one of them. Was most strange.

Shame the camera on my phone is so poor shit.


A hairy bastard moo cow!


A peacock and it's chicks.

Yep, blatent threadwaste, and you love every inch of it!

EDIT: Images made smaller. Better?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:32, archived)
# it's not really threadwaste
if you made the pictures smaller, they'd look less shit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:34, archived)
# There you go!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:36, archived)
# *throws stones at them*
XD
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:35, archived)
# You bastard!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Peacunt
surely.

Woo to nature and big hairy cows.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Is that the scientific name?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:39, archived)
# For
a female peacock, yeah.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:40, archived)
# chases butterflies. runs away from bees.

improved version from t'other day. :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:31, archived)
# that i so fluffy i want to cry
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:32, archived)
# That's fluffing ace
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:33, archived)
# That is just sooooo cool
like the extra camera flashes :)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:34, archived)
# haha woo!
100% Gibbon said you can chuck them over to him and he`ll add them to the Clive gallery :)

twohundredpercent.co.uk/
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:35, archived)
# aye.
will do. :)

i've been trying to catch him on here but he moves too quickly...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:38, archived)
# yay
clive
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:47, archived)
# So many to ask, so little time...
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:26, archived)
#
Arf
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:27, archived)
# I love it
Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:27, archived)
# "yes"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:29, archived)
# but
mace allegedlly cut off his head in full view of boba who wasn't looking..



/pedants
ninja edit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:29, archived)
# they were just 'rumours'
for the sake of a cheap star wars gag
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:29, archived)
# this
NO PEDANTS ALLOWED!




...in my pants
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:52, archived)
# hahahah
star wars is shit
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:30, archived)
# he might of used
Decapi-magic

reattaches severed heads in minutes



completely unrelated, but i saw me type the word magic
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:30, archived)
# But...
...it could have ben a fake space head....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:31, archived)
# I like this
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Arf! woo
TJ: FTL FM radio :) www.b3ta.com/talk/570273
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:30, archived)
# heh
I don't really understand
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:31, archived)
# A question for nobby nobody. In caveman.
me biro artist. me like your work. permission to steal your work, for research? A-level art folder.

me attempt to imitate style.

then love you long time. eponymous.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:25, archived)
# Hang on a minute
You have to ask for permission before stealing things off the internet?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:27, archived)
# To my knowledge
it's not illegal to look at someone's style to imitate it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:28, archived)
# but if i want to print it off, and stick it in an official looking book
i may need to avoid plagiarism charges.

so i ask.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:29, archived)
# I thought
reproduction for research purposes has legal protection?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:42, archived)
# a question for nobody in particular.
Does anyone have an Instant Messenger program that can connect to AIM that doesn't completely suck like AIM or GAIM?
AIM had been barely acceptible until they removed most of the options and good features, added a bunch of bad features and made it look crap.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:29, archived)
# Msn messenger
is teh funk.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Erm
trillian
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:30, archived)
# good idea
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:39, archived)
# apparently trillian is good, but I didn`t like it
if you`re on linux, there`s "tik", but I haven`t tried that; Kopete might .. might connect to AIM
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Trillian, Odigo, aMSN.
There's loads. Look on Cnet Downloads or something like that.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:41, archived)
# aMSN isn`t bad actually.. I used to use that
it`s stupidly stupid to set up on Windows though

thank god for sexy Linux goodness

*fwaps into a hat*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:45, archived)
# grr
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:33, archived)
# you could try emailing him.
his address will be on his site somewhere: www.biro-art.com/
:)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:35, archived)
# Nobody
has posted anything new for a while so i thought i would... Now i have done...


/gets coat
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:24, archived)
# I am appalled
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:25, archived)
# we were waxing lyrical
about exploding teeth and hitting 80
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:25, archived)
# better?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:25, archived)
# wow
shame it's not 280 pixels wide
edit: pffft
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:26, archived)
# My favorite bit
is the 'E'.... Which you can't see anymore. Thanks for making me look stupid
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:33, archived)
# BURN HIM
random pearoast generated from the almighty pea of doom:
Should it not have popped?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Sweat Zeppelin?
:)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Bam!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
# haha yes! just like that!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# I figure anyone
within a 10 meter radius would be destroyed instantly.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)
# explains the sudden deaths in old folks homes
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# and why they are never all driving at the same time (Thank God)
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# I believe you
I'm scared but vaguely optimistic at the good stuff that will come with this change

Image Hosted by Annoying Frog and stolen from RedWine
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:09, archived)
# like your grandson standing there looking terrified
surrounded by tooth shrapnel
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:11, archived)
# pffft!
tooth shrapnel
ha ha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:13, archived)
# hahahah
awesome!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:10, archived)
# it doesn't say 80 so I don't believe you
/pokes out tongue
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:11, archived)
# It actually
happens the exact instant you turn 80, your mouth turns into a deadly tooth shrapnel weapon.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# its hidden by enamel
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*BLAM*
*FNEEEEEEEOW*
*TCHIK*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you could use them as support weaponry in a battle
*imagines 40 OAPs strapped to a tank*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:12, archived)
# It would be a bit random
Depending on the times of their respective births.


/getcoat
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:14, archived)
# hahah
so true
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Then it shall be surprise
support weaponry
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:19, archived)
# WOO!
happy birthday granda...BLAMM
(presents and young children splattered over the back wall)

I would have drawn this, but meh... I'm eating



and it would have been a pile of crap.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Do it anyway!
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:18, archived)
# OH NOES!
/worries
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:13, archived)
# people having their 80th birthdays:
The new weapon against terror.

Woo yay!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:16, archived)
# against
or for?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:17, archived)
# either, really
you know how it is, once somebody develops a new weapon, the soviets steal it and sell it to middle eastern terrorist groups
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:18, archived)
# That would be a potential political scandal!
Maybe it would be called...


Colgate.


I'm sorry
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:19, archived)
# GHANDI!
first thing on the autocomplete list....
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:20, archived)
# I wanna see someone use a chicken cannon
buk-kuuuuuuuuuukBANG!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:20, archived)
# i thought that was the US
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:20, archived)
# they put on accents
and big fake mustaches
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:22, archived)
# No, that's the French, I'm sure of it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:26, archived)
# I managed to avoid saying this even though I thought it every time I scanned past

*adores*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:23, archived)
# no the US is more like this:
somebody develops a new weapon, the US condemns it, and starts a worldwide campaign to stop its use. Then the US invades countries it doesn't like and claim they are using it, and then doesn't sign the treaty for not using it that it started in the first place.
The Republicans say it's unfair to the American manufacturers to stop them prodicing the new weapon, and the Democrats say we need it to help poor countries.

THAT's what the US does
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:26, archived)
# or is it?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:34, archived)
# he's lying you know
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:24, archived)
# I'm not sure how big of a seller these will be.


/hums theme from M*A*S*H
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome. Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARF!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
So very harsh... I love it.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# easy access!
although we all know you should go for the femural artery or the jugular
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:06, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# *winces horribly*
that's gotta suck the big one.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
that geuninely made me "lol"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# hahhahahahahahhahahahha
send them to the goths!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# I wants one!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Haha
Ace, Woo!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:07, archived)
# I'd buy one*




*May not be true
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:08, archived)
# You'd have to
make them a couple of inches wider, to cover up the scar marks, but ... they'd sell.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:29, archived)

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