Simple and pointless....
the two greatest attributes a picture can have.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:08,
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Moral question of the day:
Is it wrong to give drugs to a kid with downs?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:11,
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Depends on the drug...
Ketamine would probably be a bad idea, and possibly wrong.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:12,
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I am...
... I have just decided to use my real name, instead of a mis-spelling of the word 'mollusc'.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:07,
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yeah
you dont need to sign every post though
thats why it displays your usernames under each post :-)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:08,
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thats why it displays your usernames under each post :-)
ok it was a good pun
but i dislike michael jackson being anywhere near God
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:25,
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"Michael Jackson 'suicide' can kill your PC!"
from some news thing on google
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:14,
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Oh my enormous hairy god
I had a vision of a Dalek factory, too!
The boss was shouting "We need more daleks!"
Buit there were no Asians... just a surly guy to pull the lever on the dalek making machine...
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Wed 15 Jun 2005, 16:42,
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The boss was shouting "We need more daleks!"
Buit there were no Asians... just a surly guy to pull the lever on the dalek making machine...
Sorry if it's a bit late...
about US Presidential elections
4 More Years by Dean Friedman
Yes, that Dean Friedman!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:57,
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about US Presidential elections
4 More Years by Dean Friedman
Yes, that Dean Friedman!
12 minutes without a post
must be doctor who still then.
and woo!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:43,
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and woo!
Max and Ruby on Nick sodding Jr here.....
Kids are being dumped in bed in a minute
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:45,
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Kids are being dumped in bed in a minute
I'm 40
years old and after sitting thru an hour of what I kindly call 'shite' I have come to realise that Dr Who was only ever good in nostalgia. And Billy Piper looks like an autistic cod. Now there is a challenge for someone.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:48,
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ack it`s good clean fun
something you don`t get much of on telly these days
Yours faithfully,
Mary Whitehouse (deceased)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:39,
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Yours faithfully,
Mary Whitehouse (deceased)
hehe
yes dr who has finished, twas rather good, you missed out :P
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:48,
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Hallo, they survived through me, innit peeps!
Yay for Stavrosses
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:52,
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he will most probably
be fat and rolling around in a dalek type hamster ball.... they have to modernise it you know
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:55,
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Maybe he'll be
a floating mass of energy and hatred? I wrote a film script like that episode once...weird non-human people controlling mankinds history...also, anyone notice how the end looked like Mars Attacks?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:58,
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Didn't they say
that they were gonna show sneak preview clips throughout the week on BBC1 and on bbc.co.uk?
David
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:58,
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David
i presume the board is so sodding slow because of Doctor Who.
and I haven't got a TV.
i now have no entertainment.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:21,
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i now have no entertainment.
Indeed but 'tis over now
and blimmeh! Davros is coming back! Hallo Peeps!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:43,
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i assume that voice at the end was actually davros then?
cannae wait now
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:50,
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Wierd....
Sorry for the threadjack, but can anybody else see a post off me? with a mouse? with clogs? I posted it, but it hasnt appeared......
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:23,
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Oh. Right.
Well, tis a relavant pearoast, so....
The clogs! The clogs!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:26,
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The clogs! The clogs!
hurrah!
yes, a different sort of fluff, but quite blessfull, I thought.
(in retrospect, i should have put him on some stairs)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:38,
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(in retrospect, i should have put him on some stairs)
Au cointraire
twas my inspiration, dear chap. But one must be realistic. Anyway, sweet salvation calls in the form of the watering hole. Toodles!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:52,
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has anyone done a racial slur on this theme using
the scene from "City on Fire".
Because that would be shit.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:39,
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Because that would be shit.
no
but i did think of shopping a bunch of Hassidic Jews walking down the street with the caption "It's Shabbat. Let's not go to work."
But I could never find a decent picture :(
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:53,
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But I could never find a decent picture :(
As that pun
made me want to rip out someone's intestines and fashion them into the shape of a giraffe, no.
Possibly.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:45,
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Possibly.
it's relatively pointless to do that,
since it just makes you seem like an imbecile.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:58,
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because you're inserting the code for a spacky little image to go over a spacky little icon, over and over again,
and it makes you a spacky little twat.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:45,
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My you really are unfluffy today
I do understand your point though
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:09,
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It's a
werepuss. Or it's one of the Gallagher brothers. I can't decide.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:45,
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woo
thats funny because I know some prick will attempt to do it/already has attempted it.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:41,
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cor, that does look fun
apart from the hitting the bottom part
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:43,
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yayayay!
god i love the beer fest...i'm off back there soon! woo!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:29,
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god i love the beer fest...i'm off back there soon! woo!
Your
skirt appears to be tucked into your underwear, me dear. Would you like me to remove it?
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:31,
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this happened last night
and one of those community support officers came over and had a quite word - they didnt find it as funny as i did...wow - i can still type! woo!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:36,
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they sure did
but ive been back already an they were all scowling at me, which i wasnt very happy about...but then i went and got a drink and all was well once again!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:46,
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beer is ace
edit/ a girl who likes beer... and you're not 30+....
wow!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:33,
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wow!
i have my own fridge
but no freezer, which makes me interesting and different
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:41,
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mine is by my bed
so i can roll over in the morning and wake up with a cool beer - but only in the holidays...!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:43,
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I have
my own fridge. it is BIGGER. It's a spangly American style whirlpool and holds more beer than I can drink. I also have a Budweiser bar top fridge in my office courtesy of daddy the publican. Sadly I am short of a lady* to share this beer cooling extravaganza with. Still, all the more for me eh?
*Stay single, avoid the PAIN of marriage failure.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:26,
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*Stay single, avoid the PAIN of marriage failure.
out in the sticks
bourne, lincolshire - very nice leniant police force and plenty of beer for everyone and their children, probably
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:50,
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thats about an hour away from me.
I wish I could drive, then i'd coem over. But then if I did that I couldn't drink! oh well :o(
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:54,
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oh dear,
well im off - back to the party! woo! see you laters!!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:57,
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hooray for beer fests!
nice to see your drawings retain their style despite any alcohol that might have been consumed
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:41,
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its a bit magic
i can type...but i cant stand up...i'm not sure if there's not something wrong with me!
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:43,
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My wonderful town's
loverly beer festival! 50 types of beer, 20 types of cider and sum shitty lager! come join me! it's on the A15 :P
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:45,
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Looking forward to starting my beer
I shall open the first of the evening as Dr Who starts
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:46,
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I'm going
I'm going. But hunt me anyway and I'll buy you a BEER.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:58,
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Yup, coming up to that time of day again
Apologies to anyone who doesn't get it, which will probably most of you who have a life, or aren't British.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:27,
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Apologies to anyone who doesn't get it, which will probably most of you who have a life, or aren't British.
Not British
But thanks to b3ta I will be watching it :)
I've been saying "thanks to b3ta a lot lately...
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:29,
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I've been saying "thanks to b3ta a lot lately...
BAH
It's got Big Brother in it FFS. RTD needs shooting.
/nerd grumble over
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:40,
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/nerd grumble over
I'm sure
I remember Dr Who being on more than once a week when I was a kid
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:39,
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It is these days
It's repeated on Sunday on bbc3
I seem to remember it being once a week when I were a nipper... clearly one of us is wrong
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:42,
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I seem to remember it being once a week when I were a nipper... clearly one of us is wrong
I
remember a time when it was on just once a week too, mind (when Tom Baker was in it)
IIRC it was on Saturday nights, after Basil Brush and before the Generation Game...ahh the nostalgia.
But part of my brain is sure that it was a nightly thing at some point too...ahh well.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:43,
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IIRC it was on Saturday nights, after Basil Brush and before the Generation Game...ahh the nostalgia.
But part of my brain is sure that it was a nightly thing at some point too...ahh well.
Was about
5.00pm methinks. Tom Baker ruled. he was Teh Doctor.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:06,
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Vader does 'Reality TV' - Episode 5
previously
www.b3ta.com/board/4760799
www.b3ta.com/board/4760907
www.b3ta.com/board/4761085
www.b3ta.com/board/4761315
Episode 6 - "Vader's Fat Camp" - still to come, but only after I've watched 'Who' tonight
On the Horizon... "How Clean is your Spouse"? "Vader's Most Haunted", and "Vader's Big Brother"
However, I could just stop these now :-)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:23,
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previously
www.b3ta.com/board/4760799
www.b3ta.com/board/4760907
www.b3ta.com/board/4761085
www.b3ta.com/board/4761315
Episode 6 - "Vader's Fat Camp" - still to come, but only after I've watched 'Who' tonight
On the Horizon... "How Clean is your Spouse"? "Vader's Most Haunted", and "Vader's Big Brother"
However, I could just stop these now :-)
Makes me feel quite sorry
for Darth, that does. Woo none the less.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:28,
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I NEED
Vader's most haunted. Really I do. Please make HER look foolish. (I have history with 'HER')
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 19:45,
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lol
quality... cant believe i didnt even think about the crazyfrog...
i must have disciplined myself to block him out.
god damn frog.. grr
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 20:27,
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i must have disciplined myself to block him out.
god damn frog.. grr
i love you
can i ask what radio station he is listening to? there appears to be no talking
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:52,
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is he doing the time warp?
because he really likes the pelvic thrust
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:53,
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Nope.
He's listening to Jean Michel Jarre. Partly because I am as well.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:53,
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hahahahaha
that is the funniest thing I have seen this weekend so far*
(*and I have seen some funny things)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:52,
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(*and I have seen some funny things)
Top banana
and fecking funny to boot! However he seems to be giving the yellow card to one of his 'mates'. A lot less love than was first suggested I think.
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:15,
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Sorry
How do I do that? I'm very new to this (hard to believe, I know)
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 18:49,
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No shoppage, just animation
Edit: I dunno why it looks so crappy :(
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:45,
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Edit: I dunno why it looks so crappy :(
mmmmmmm nipples
in spanish = path-oh-nez
;)
/knows the most important foreign words
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Sat 11 Jun 2005, 17:48,
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;)
/knows the most important foreign words
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