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# can you tell what it is yet?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# animal hospital?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# arf!
it was him all along!! :o)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)
# haha
likey
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
# full marks
for top 'shoppage and in-the-know punarama.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:35, archived)
# damnit i read a spoiler and know what is gonna happen
in the last episode now Boo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:40, archived)
# drink till you forget
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# All aboard the wandbagon!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Is this shopped?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# I think
it's got a HassleHOOF.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFF
I was looking at his hand thinking "is he moving it? Is it blurry?"
Noooow I get it
:D
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:37, archived)
# methinks it's the source pic
link, surely?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Look at the hand.
David Hasahoof.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)
# oh yes.
I mean AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH TEH PUNNAGE
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Just saw the TV listings
UTV @ 12 midnight:

Nick Fury: Agent of SHIELD starring David Hasselhoff!

I love crappy 90s comicbook movies
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# A blues classic

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)
# anally molested
Thats so sad. I'll give your nipsey a quick fondle if u want. Would that cheer you up?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# not really
It's the goatse blues
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# :-(
Oh well i offered
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:28, archived)
# thanks man,
some other time, perhaps.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:30, archived)
# why?
and what referring (apart from goatse).

Did I ever tell you *goatse* as a wildcard on firefox adblock kills 50% od all goatse related posts...

weirdmo!

having one of those days?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# it was joint hummus
created by Patrick and me in't office.

We like Blues songs that are just plain wrong. Just like the "Peter Brophy demyelination blues"
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)
# bored at work with no hummus
have a picture i drew of the guy who sits next to me
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)
# you sit next to Sid the Sexist?
Very woo drawing though.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:16, archived)
# heheh
unconciously inspired, i think!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Matt Stone?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# i see what you mean
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Spin-off shows that never got made...
Godzilla got Godzuki, Scooby Doo got Scrappy Doo... and now for the wacky adventures of...


"Michael, we have the biker gang on radar and they are approaching fast"
"KABOOOOOOOLE!!!"
"Noooo!"
*zany music*

Is it pub time yet?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:11, archived)
# woo
for the pic and the script.
Isnt the black dude like 40 in that picture?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:14, archived)
# gary coleman?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# we love midgets
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# mwohahahaha
heh heh
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Funny
until you remember he hung himself.

Oh...sorry...did I ruin everyone's fun?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)
# ?
he did? that is sad to hear
...talking of suicidal midgets...
I know David Rappaport shot himself. I used to love him (boss midget from Time Bandits)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Yeah
several years ago, if I recall.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Randle
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:32, archived)
# From a bar stool?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:26, archived)
# pffft.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:29, archived)
# no, KITT
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah
Gary Coleman is a midget.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)
# I'm imagining that kaboodle
flashes red when 'active', like kit, only the whole thing. in a crap way, of course.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Jack Nicholson for PM, anyone?
in an un'shopped BBC News kinda way



and in other news...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:11, archived)
# viz would love this
This belongs in the Up the arse corner u'd get about £5 for it
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Too hot......
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:08, archived)
# I see you took my advice...
*fwaps furiously*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:10, archived)
# By the way, I love your bakery. Mmmmmmm!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Ooh
Woo
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:10, archived)
# ohhhh
nice as usual

TJ: anybody seen rik around? if you have then feel free to foreward this to him: www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2005/ringtone.php?gobackto=../funny-
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:13, archived)
# always a pleasure to see a kat picture
she stimulates the furry part of my brain rarely used in polite society >^..^<
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:13, archived)
# yes
i think she should get in there as well.

WOO!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:14, archived)
# I wish I could do what the penguine is doing
This is loads and tons of woo/yay!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Very good
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# yes she is
woo Kat picture on a Friday afternoon
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Lovely
jubbly.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# cool!
ha.

haha.

see what i did, there?

suit yourselves.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Rawr!
More kittins!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Mmmm, lovely tail
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# The sack race had attracted some of the stranger pupils this year...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Meatwheels!!!!!!!!oneone!!11
Woo to you and indeed yay.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:09, archived)
# go meatwheels go!
and w/ this have all a great weekend
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Maybe I'm just paranoid but it seems people are always looking at my chest.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:01, archived)
# yes
reading IS a nice place

:D
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Reading is a hole
/me has lived in Reading for way too long...

It's not as bad as it used to be though!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Reading smells
sigh.™ ....

it is full of smelly people who buy elizabeth duke jewellery--- im not monotyping
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Arf!
According to my friend, Reading's a bit shit, actually; full of chavs, he says.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Bugger
I'd better start stocking up on Burberry then. Am soon to be a resident :s
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:07, archived)
# *falls over*
loon!

woo and yay
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:05, archived)
# I've seen worse than reading
/Student there
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:07, archived)
# sigh.™
Like slough.... that's a worse place to live than say baghdad or maybe wales
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:12, archived)
# only ever been through slough
it looks like the worst place ever

and I used to live in Bradford
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Slough is God-awful
highest agreement.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# yep
I was in Slough (pronounced 'sluff') when the twin towers came down
kinda appropriate really
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)
# yup
try runcorn. or god forbid... crewe.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:28, archived)
# I get the same feeling
but for different reasons.

This am woo
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:16, archived)
#
*looks at profile*
*understands*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Pfff
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I've heard Rebecca Loos likes a cockatoo



bad photoshopping for the sake of a bad joke. At least it's Friday.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:58, archived)
# I think I can top your pun
*opens GIMP and gets punning*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:00, archived)
# you have your own gimp?
I'm sooo jealous.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Worthy
Of a semi-chorttle!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Ouch
That pun hurt. Woo for it though.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Special Police.....
...bring fun to the community!

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:58, archived)
# first class ticket...
would you like a smoking carriage?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Its Him!
I know that guy, i swore to kill him after he arrested me and beat me because i wasnt special enough to live in this country! When will this special racism end...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha...
*wees*

top stuff, indeed
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:02, archived)
# woo
NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE NOR
NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE NOR
NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE NOR
NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE NOR
NEE NOR NEE NOR NEE NOR

(Just practising for my special night out tonight)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Tesco Value Smarties...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:56, archived)
# ok, calm down now dear
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:58, archived)
# its only an advert

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
# mmm...
The red ones are made out of crushed insects.*


*according to Stephen Fry
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:00, archived)
# sadly
thats not far from the truth

Look out for an ingredient (colouring) called something like cochineal (not sure about the spelling)

It is 100% of fact that it is made from cockroaches...

Google it if you are not a true believer
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:06, archived)
# beetles, not cockroaches
they're what give flamingos their colour.

fun fact!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# pedant.
Oh well - learn something new every day!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# cochineal
is 100% of fact that it is made from cockroaches

No it's made of beatles
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:26, archived)
# ok ok
so its 80% of fact
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:27, archived)
# ;-)
i'm a pedantic little twat sometimes and i do apologise. Cockroach, beatle, pretty much the same thing
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:30, archived)
# just a tip...
if you have a pic like this, thats so similar to that last one, reply it in your own thread rather than starting a new one.

its just the boards only show 15 threads at a time, and we dont like to see good ones sink and stuff.

yay nonetheless :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Tesco Value Lemonade...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:52, archived)
# YARR
said the pirate.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:55, archived)
# BOING
went Zebedee
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:55, archived)
# WISNY
said the mysterious cat eater of Canterbury
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:57, archived)
# NI!
said the knights that say NI!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
# RINGDING-da-ding da bing ring ding da ding da ding,
said the crazy frog.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:00, archived)
# TRUMP!
went Bungle
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:57, archived)
# POP
went the weasel
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
# ashes, ashes we all fall down
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Parp!
Went my bumhole.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:08, archived)
# how do you know if you're a pirate?



you just arrr!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
# oh...my.....god
BEST PIRATE RELATED JOKE EVER!

Shameless peas...


Abbaaarrrr

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:00, archived)
# *bows*
that's coz i am a pirate.
i have a real cutlass and the jolly roger on my pants
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:01, archived)
# should that not say.....
abbaaarrrrrr
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:03, archived)
# fixed
even more than the michael jackson trial
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Well,
you appear to done everything right, so have a welcome and a woo :¬)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:55, archived)
# ...
Well thank you kind sir.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:58, archived)
# This
is nice, yay!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:56, archived)
# nice.
have a woo and
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Blairnutkins
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
that's great
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Bloody hell!
*soils self*

Double woo for the Maximo Park lyric as well
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
Compo it! Compo it hard!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
# ha!
it suits him, somehow.

nice
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Look-a-like pets you say?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:45, archived)
# ahh happy memories...
AM I MINNGGGING?? :(
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Harsh
On the pigs, I hear they are quite intelligent. And they aren't THAT ugly, not that I'm into pig love or anything
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:43, archived)
# not that I'm into pig love or anything
J Goodys boyf must be! She's proberly going out with one of them Hillbillys from that film Deliverence. "squeal like a pig" as the famouse quote goes.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] You wouldn't...

...tell it to "shoo", would you. Mind you, it's a fat fucker.

He did, famously, keep pigeons. Honest.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Over 1000 of them apparently
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Have you 'shopped the waist of those pants,
because that is fucking ridiculous.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:50, archived)
# aye! hahahahaha
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Yes, it's shopped
Look back in the archives, they had those shorts over his ears once.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:02, archived)
# No hitting below the belt~!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Pphhht.
Arf

Edit: Sorry - I was giggling at the tattoo of a kiddie fiddler.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Mao Zedong is a kiddie fiddler!!!??
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:01, archived)
# Penalty card for taking our Glorious Leader's name in vain
*tisk, tisk*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Meh...
He's a has-been now. Recently got thrashed in a boxing match, IIRC.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:47, archived)
# He's just announced his official retirement
hasn't he?

Boxer's ears are now safe
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Yo Adriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiennnnnnnnnnnn
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] KylieFish!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

I'm not sure, but is one of it's breasts bigger than the other?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:41, archived)
# ooo mermaids!
Reminds me of a ricky gervais bit (if you've ever seen 'animals' you'll know what i'm talking about... if not, resume fwapping)

/edit/ i still would anyway - woo :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:44, archived)
# .......Fish don't have spiky penises!
I should know.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Top shoppage!
Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Great!
nice... I fancy fish fingers all of a sudden like.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:50, archived)
# La la la, la la la lala
I just can't get you out of my net....
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:56, archived)
# OH!!
Badum, tish!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Out now on BBC DVD
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# BBC DVD
... or BBC video?

All confusulated.

Sorry.

Woo anyway :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Please note the DVD icon in the bottom corner
Source pic (swiped from Amazon):


Jim Hacker, Sir Humphrey and Bernard were pretty basic headswaps. The bulk of the work was in redoing the title; it involved copy-paste chopping and some fiddly pixel-diddling.

EDIT: I couldn't figure out how to get the ripple effect in the flag.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Very nicely done.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Awesome!
I want the whole series! Especially the ones with the poodle!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Awwww....
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha!
first thing ive seen on the board today

what a promising start.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# where's linfords lunch box??
ha ha!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Arf,
that's a smile-maker and no mistake :¬)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Oops! Hehehehee!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
ha
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:52, archived)
# As Jonathan Woss said..
"Bwothers of the Long Sword"
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:12, archived)

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