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'ning all ...ooooh!......new compo!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:22,
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hahaNo wonder the daleks all had bog plungers for arms
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Heavy Cummers Welcome,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:24,
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WOO!!I just found my old Game Boy there. Green graphics, motion blur and everything.
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Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:21,
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I try........but falling blocks helps keep the voices at bay.
( Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:25,
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I have a carry case for mineWhich makes it 3X as big :p It's more like a rucksac than case.
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:25,
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still got minealso had this 'game genie' thing with it so that i could cheat and thus must have completed super mario bros. 3 about 50 times...
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:28,
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I think i had it.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was my game.
Why do i sound proud when I say that?
(Why do i sound proud when I say that?
Teh suxx0r Has been whistling the song that never ends since,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:29,
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So send me to the talk board for this BUT,anyone else think this compo is fucking awful?
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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:19,
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For fuck's sake.I just fucking said that a couple of threads down, in a reply to a compo thread SO IT WAS RELEVANT.
Read the fucking board and don't be a shit.
(Read the fucking board and don't be a shit.
Comma,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:20,
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where? I don't fucking see it.It's pissed me off anyway.
and swearing for the fuck of it is fun
(and swearing for the fuck of it is fun
Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:22,
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It's actually been mentioned over there,and the general reaction was 'meh, what do we care, we're not on the main board anyway so we don't see it'.
( Comma,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:21,
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it`s crap because everybody is doing the same thingsame as the american rebrand competition thingie
it`s a competition, and part of it is to go off on a tangent and do something a bit different
(it`s a competition, and part of it is to go off on a tangent and do something a bit different
Reckless_Rik,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:24,
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Some compos have more scope than others though...The 'if adverts told the truth' one was great. Pick any advert from millions, think a bit, hopefully come up with something funny ... etc, etc
In order to be a valid entry for this one, you require a celebrity and a toilet. It kinda narrows it down a bit.
(In order to be a valid entry for this one, you require a celebrity and a toilet. It kinda narrows it down a bit.
Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:34,
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well.you can still shop an advert and make it funny,
we would still like to see it.
(we would still like to see it.
frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:42,
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i went to edinburgh todayit was fun. there was a daddy long legs in my room. but my flatmate got it... man i had the fear..
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connor,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:20,
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Not yet...Not yet...
But... now, yes.
(NSFW)
(But... now, yes.
(NSFW)
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:21,
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Hahahaha!Why did I click that??
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:21,
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i think kwik save is shit......so i dont shop there!
( frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:22,
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Just looked it upThink I'm with you there: maybe I'll take a break (from lurking) for a week. Not looking forward to tubgirl & goatse making their inevitable appearances...
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35,
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here!
This is only an advert for my new movie!sorry if anything like this has already been posted.
it`s just a matter of timestarring that bloke who played Frasier as the long rectangle, John Goodman as the square, and Chuck Norris as the Z shaped block
( Reckless_Rik,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:18,
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I quite like that.But if you made it a .gif instead of a .jpg you'd get rid of all the nasty fuzzy-looking bits.
( Comma,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:19,
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http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/mountainloz/spang.gif;)
Reckless_Rik,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:23,
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arf(i actually looked to see if i had that then too)
*spangs self*
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:25,
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*spangs self*
You may have a point there.Welcome. And a woo for your first pic.
Edit: not sure why I assumed it was your first, slap me with a wet kipper if I'm wrong
(Edit: not sure why I assumed it was your first, slap me with a wet kipper if I'm wrong
shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:29,
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no,I have posted 2 more, Supernaziman (yesterday with not my pc :S) and this morning a pic saying morning!
so this is my first proper one.
ty :)
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:40,
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so this is my first proper one.
ty :)
heh heh
heh heh, i used some one elses style, they're Kris Wilson
sooperdave,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:16,
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has anyone seen these yet?Enjoyed especially by us scottish heathens...
www.williebuchan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dolmio2.wmv
www.williebuchan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dolmio3.wmv
www.williebuchan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dolmio4.wmv
www.williebuchan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dolmio5.wmv
(www.williebuchan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dolmio2.wmv
www.williebuchan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dolmio3.wmv
www.williebuchan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dolmio4.wmv
www.williebuchan.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dolmio5.wmv
diablo290582 Professional.....something.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:15,
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I doI hope other people watch them, I wasnt lying they are actually very funny
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:25,
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They are!!!The second one is may favourite!
take it you made these sir?
have a woo yer shitebag!
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:33,
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take it you made these sir?
have a woo yer shitebag!
i didnt make themwish i did tho, the 5th one cracks me up "they'll peck yer fuckin eyes oot"
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:35,
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can't decide between 3 and 4 as my favouriteget up stairs and pump me
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something smells like shite
classic! I salute whoever made these!
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:43,
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something smells like shite
classic! I salute whoever made these!
Hehe ...I guess there's room for the Sun up his arse, all the shit comes from his mouth!
( Hagbard ... it's been a long time.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:19,
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Gary Glitter coming OUT of the shitter
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:11,
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This compo really is rather shit.I mean, most compos are rubbish, but this one really is a pile of anal shagturd.
( Comma,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:13,
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I agree thoroughlythe worse a compo is, the more I enter it.
Perverse logic. Good ones generally stump me.
(Perverse logic. Good ones generally stump me.
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:15,
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TOP SHOP!!!bloody hell!!!
w/y/h
feels like being nice:)
(w/y/h
feels like being nice:)
Sir T. Skellington,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:11,
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Bah!Your teacher helped you with that!
woo!
(woo!
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:13,
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Doesn't she look like Natasha Kaplinsky?I feel a slight stirring in my loins, which must be wrong.
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Fri 30 Sep 2005, 19:09,
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I like the toilet rollcover :)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:11,
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taits made from reeds from the Nile then dyed pink with alizarin, a pigment extracted from madder(a herb)
very inventive the egypt lot.
(very inventive the egypt lot.
unclewilco,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:36,
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No editing needed.
Pain likely.
Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:58,
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Teh Winner !( But only if she doesn't breakdown crying of course )
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:00,
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I can't win with that entry.She doesn't deserve to win after shitting in public.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:05,
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Teh PunnageIt hurts!
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:07,
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Sick i nearly barf whenever i see that
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:10,
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hhahahai love that advert!!!
woo yey houpla to you good sir/madam/other
(linky to no1?)
(woo yey houpla to you good sir/madam/other
(linky to no1?)
Sir T. Skellington,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:58,
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linky to number 1!aw bless! you youngsters :)
see - there could be some great competition entries so long as people think for longer than 2 seconds
(see - there could be some great competition entries so long as people think for longer than 2 seconds
Reckless_Rik,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:03,
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:D yayhar!thats what happens when you swallow your chewing gum
( mutated monty,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:58,
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please accept a woo and maybe even a yay..nice one.. but who is number 1
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:02,
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yep it's lazytown..the gif is from 4chan though.. i added the text.. pilfering whore that i am
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:14,
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is the one with the really cute presenterthrowing the peace sign and wooyaying yours as well?
Which show is it from?
(Which show is it from?
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:08,
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i'm flattered that you remembered itor have you just been rummaging through me profile? =0)
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:13,
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she gives me the horn...and I save practically every good pic I see on here...
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:16,
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you have impeccable taste...i used it for exactly that reason.. not that it gave you the horn that is.. cos it was A grade fap-a-billity
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:22,
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I've seen enough people taking a dump already...see you all in a week's time, bye!
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:07,
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Hahahaahahahaaaaaaa!and... breathe...
( Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:14,
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All is not wellit is all the woo though!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:56,
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Winner!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Thu 29 Sep 2005, 12:18,
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i cant belive i missed all the cherie blair ones...well sod it.. here's one any way...
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Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:53,
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yer didnae compo itbuddy
( megapowerskills is farming apple meat,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:55,
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as long as she has a paper bag on her headi well would!!!
( Sir T. Skellington,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:56,
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MRSA isnt a virusits a staphilococci bacterial infection, pedantic? moi? yes
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:05,
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Toilets on celebrities, you say?
I shall also introduce my generic reply for every compo entry this week :
"Haha, it's x on a toilet"
The Neville What what what,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:45,
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hahait IS a pretty horrible compo. You guys couldn't come up with anything better?
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:46,
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Why don't we just change the compo to"Make something that is funny as hell." That way we wouldn't have to wade through all this fucking shit.
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:57,
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The competitions have always been shit.Or, more accurately, people always always whinge and moan and bitch about them being shit. Which is nearly the same thing.
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:00,
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No, there have been ones that are funnyand ones that give you a lot of creative possibilities. This is just celebrtities on the toilet. Fucking stupid.
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:01,
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Maybethey've got a deal going with Heat magazine, to provide them with 3 or 4 "shocking" photos
( The Neville What what what,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:04,
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How about :Waterfowl vs. Nazis
In a showdown between geese, ducks, swans (and their assorted brethren) and the most fearfully German invading force of the 20th century, who would come out on top?
(In a showdown between geese, ducks, swans (and their assorted brethren) and the most fearfully German invading force of the 20th century, who would come out on top?
The Neville What what what,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:00,
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.. can we add toilets? little subtle ones?maybe just the cistern?
( Reckless_Rik,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:00,
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As longas they're little Nazi toilets.
( The Neville What what what,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:05,
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Hellz yeaWould you be so kind as to make a flash animation that I could add sound to?
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:09,
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Or in this case: Haha, it's a toilet on x!W/Y/H by the way!
( RedWine President of the S.C.U.M.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:46,
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Haha, it's Ashton under a toilet ;)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:55,
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ha! nice choiceof celebrity, if anyone deserves it it's
that talentless charisma vaccum..er vacuum?..however you spell it
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:55,
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that talentless charisma vaccum..er vacuum?..however you spell it
You spell it"twat", I think
(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:57,
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Anyone for notepad tetris?
It's how I pass the 'how to click a button' moments in my IT class.
all you need is a die, a notepad, a pen, and a lack of friends.
EDIT: and the ability to hum the korobeyniki faster and faster as you play.
I have 2 out of 4, can I still play?(
GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:45,
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my job is studentand the lessons are just how to use Microsoft Office.
IT GCSE is shit.
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:49,
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IT GCSE is shit.
Sounds like an interesting life you're living there! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:51,
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yes it isi know, i teach applied ict. how the fuck some of that stuff is relevant is beyond me. new course = how to use Macromedia stuff and create nice fun stuff = better
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:56,
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I'd like to take that courseThe scholl just teaches us how to use stuff made by microsoft.
My download of Fedora is at 16%, another 20 hours to go until I no-longer use windows...
(,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:05,
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My download of Fedora is at 16%, another 20 hours to go until I no-longer use windows...
Fedora? don`t be a wussgive ubtuntu a go
www.ubuntulinux.org
it`s niiiiice
(www.ubuntulinux.org
it`s niiiiice
Reckless_Rik,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 22:12,
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Minor toilet-jackNot particularly relevant to nuffink, but...
Some years ago I created a religion based on going to the toilet -
The Berkshire Movement of the Church of Scatology.
Basically a load of pooh-jokes. However there are some (I thought) strange, weird and wonderful sites linked in the "Furthering the Movement" section.
Personal favourite is the Toilet Museum in India. Have a look, and visualise Clive of India sitting on the poshest throne, and that's my compo entry.
(Some years ago I created a religion based on going to the toilet -
The Berkshire Movement of the Church of Scatology.
Basically a load of pooh-jokes. However there are some (I thought) strange, weird and wonderful sites linked in the "Furthering the Movement" section.
Personal favourite is the Toilet Museum in India. Have a look, and visualise Clive of India sitting on the poshest throne, and that's my compo entry.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:45,
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wellyou'd have to compo it then
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Sep 2005, 21:59,
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