*Edit*
Eh? WTF??
*Editedit* Have this instead
How my day at work went in my head
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:50,
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*Editedit* Have this instead
How my day at work went in my head
I'm guessing I won't be much use at it
seeing as I've only got my laptop touchpad thingy?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:59,
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If you've got a keyboard
that's what you'll be using for the most of it.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:00,
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I've just installed it
but it looks like I may actually have to do something.
I'm very lazy, you see. Doing something doesn't come naturally.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:05,
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I'm very lazy, you see. Doing something doesn't come naturally.
*perk*
me!
I hope not to be severely thrashed tonight. The last game was embarrassing.
Edit: We are in the Comfy Couch room
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:57,
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I hope not to be severely thrashed tonight. The last game was embarrassing.
Edit: We are in the Comfy Couch room
*Makes sure he posts to reply this time*
*hopes not too many people saw wireless induced snail edit above*
Woo!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:55,
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Woo!
that be good that be
*waiting for someone to close their mouth*
that'd teach 'im
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:57,
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that'd teach 'im
there is an old buddhist proverb which says
if pants slide down wall put them back on, if pants stick you must change them
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:47,
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if pants slide down wall put them back on, if pants stick you must change them
Ah, you mean you didn't draw each frame seperately
and then scan them in!
Be ashamed.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:59,
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Be ashamed.
I'd watch a tv show called "Trevor McDonald Investigates in his Pants"
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:52,
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it'd provide an ac/dc current, thats what....
and on that note, ttfn folks, Im off, have an old pun....
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:40,
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*rants*
"but in a world of gays,males and females would still exist,and still have different body parts."
*stops ranting*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:40,
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*stops ranting*
true enough...
...i was too lazy to make a female-female equivalent, just like i'm too lazy to press my shift key for this reply.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:43,
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Hahahaha!
Strangely though, my Nanna apparently used to have an electric lawn mower that was connected to the mains with such an extension lead, and a socket on the mower itself... God knows who thought that up.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 23:46,
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<Pedant>
Surely the plug itself that goes into the mains would be female too, if you extend the logic of the joke?
Good work, though.
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Wed 19 Oct 2005, 22:55,
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Good work, though.
Sorry, I had to.
Apologies since I have to use Elements 2 and not proper tattyshop.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:31,
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Apologies since I have to use Elements 2 and not proper tattyshop.
Hahaha!
One of these days you'll get a fucking huge poster of him through the door :P
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:36,
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Have you done a flash thing with him yet?
You should have by now ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:38,
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I may do something now that the "spare" room has some space in it
it`s been an absolute mess for a few months, and the missus tidied up today, so I can play my guitar and stuff again
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:43,
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Hahaha!
I'm not surprised. Google has him under headstaggers and he probably knows ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:39,
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I ain`t staying with your dad!
he might see that my hands are both small and soft..
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:45,
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Sorry..
I only started with it today. Can't find the things I generally use like layer masks and colour balance :(
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:39,
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yeah it`s good (cos it`s cheap+legal)
but hard to do simple stuff like changing colour.. I have to just play about with hue/saturation and hope for the best
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:40,
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Ta
I'm used to photoshop. Can't find what I need on elements. Can't layer mask either :(
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:37,
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^ this
even with dodgy tattyshop copy I hadn`t a clue about that stuff
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:46,
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more people should get it, in my opinion
instead of using dodgy copies of photoshop
elements 4 is out now, so I`m sure you could get 3 for 30 quid or sommat, which is nothing really
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:44,
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elements 4 is out now, so I`m sure you could get 3 for 30 quid or sommat, which is nothing really
1 works fine for me
and came with my scanner. And I find the later versions don't zoom with the scroll wheel, which is the bestest function in the world (after median filter).
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:48,
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nice one
and the file size is smaller than most peoples fantastic photo relistic images
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:36,
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Oh my giddy aunt
I replied to that thinking it was this board and I've just realised...
I POSTED ON THE TALK BOARD!
Good grief I will get insulted to hell and back.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27,
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I POSTED ON THE TALK BOARD!
Good grief I will get insulted to hell and back.
I'd rather stick pins in my eyes
thank you.
Anyway, it seems I got away with posting.. I only received one reply and it was quite civil :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:35,
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Anyway, it seems I got away with posting.. I only received one reply and it was quite civil :)
it`s brilliant until you realise you`ve been listening to it on a loop for 15 minutes and you`ve drooled down the front of your shirt
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:36,
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That's not a punishment though
I could listen to that over and over and not get fed up :)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:34,
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You got bored
cutting that out in Photoshop AICMFP!
But now I'm off. Night, everyone!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:41,
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But now I'm off. Night, everyone!
he was quite comical in 'tomorrow never dies'
quite enjoyed his cameo
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:21,
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oh go on
mock me
/edit: yes, that's just about enough mockery. Thank you all *sniff*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:20,
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/edit: yes, that's just about enough mockery. Thank you all *sniff*
baldy drowning in his own tears over and over and over and over
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:08,
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i just lost my jaffa cake virginity!
I think I'm in love ... jumping up and down like a rabbit in heat
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:23,
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I think I'm in love ... jumping up and down like a rabbit in heat
It's downhill from here milad
I suggest you take down the number of Jaffaholics Anonymous.. it should be on the side of the packet.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:29,
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if you view the image you see it's all one thing so is supposed to be a redex
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:11,
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if everyone was gay
[Mod edit: 200k is excessive for a static image.]
would they change how things were genderised?
edit:whoops,sorry for bigness.now smaller!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:57,
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would they change how things were genderised?
edit:whoops,sorry for bigness.now smaller!
Everyone
with their optimisations!
How?
(Short of decreasing the JPEG quality?)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00,
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How?
(Short of decreasing the JPEG quality?)
*nail* + *head* + *combine the two by hitting them* = your answer
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:02,
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I was just going to put 'durrr'
but I think your answer is better.
someone wanna put the kettle on?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04,
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someone wanna put the kettle on?
*mwah*
A man who knows what I like!
EDIT: But I like coffee too, if it's Fairtrade :-)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19,
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EDIT: But I like coffee too, if it's Fairtrade :-)
black...like your men...
/sorry, 'Airplane' Quote, couldn't resist ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:18,
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he he, nope, I have the kia-ora prisoner
under ransom for demands i shall make of Dave the Hat tomorrow....
see here...
www.b3ta.com/board/5232593
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27,
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see here...
www.b3ta.com/board/5232593
Haha
Look what I miss out on when I go to work :-)
You're a loon!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:30,
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You're a loon!
it led to this.....
www.b3ta.com/board/5232617
/take it from the FAQ pic of mine...
I've decided to let it run all week...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:31,
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/take it from the FAQ pic of mine...
I've decided to let it run all week...
I always say that
when people offer me coffee
which is quite often
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22,
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which is quite often
Do they look perplexed
and slightly embarrassed?
They do when I try it
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:24,
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They do when I try it
yeah
but mostly because I switch from Dutch to English then ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:28,
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Well there's no need for that
You've only gone and made me sad now :(
Besides, (click)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:21,
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Besides, (click)
don't be sad - its only 3 days until the weekend :)
happy happy joy joy times
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:22,
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Yay!
Saturday goodness!
(And extra weeklong goodness for me, as I'm still in education (and sponging off EMA)! Hoorah!)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27,
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(And extra weeklong goodness for me, as I'm still in education (and sponging off EMA)! Hoorah!)
yep
instead of male and female you would have a 'giver' and a 'taker'
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59,
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no, heres a goatse alert
ive been reading the book for a week or so and only just noticed. i mean he has the ring and everything
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04,
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I loved that book
and I have a bit of a "thing" for Danny Wallace :-)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:17,
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pffft
[Scene 2: Mongy at home. An cat can be heard outside, rustling at the Biffa Bin]
Mongy: God this will be a good one
Mongy waits for 18 minutes whilst his modem churns the data at an alarming rate
Mongy: What the fuck?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04,
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Mongy: God this will be a good one
Mongy waits for 18 minutes whilst his modem churns the data at an alarming rate
Mongy: What the fuck?
Biffa!
/has fond memories of a maths class being disrupted at primary school
by a guy called simon ellis - or, Smoo, shouting at the hushed and silent class...
"Look - its the fucking Biffa Lorry" as they rolled up past
the school windows - happy days, and two extra pages of sums...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:06,
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by a guy called simon ellis - or, Smoo, shouting at the hushed and silent class...
"Look - its the fucking Biffa Lorry" as they rolled up past
the school windows - happy days, and two extra pages of sums...
hahahaha I don`t know why I laughed at that
I didn`t know the guy!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:07,
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94K!
dial-uppers all over teh interweb are being deprived of life
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04,
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'did you drag yourself up on deck'?
/no, we dressed quite casual...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:14,
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I think its radio 7 online tomorrow while Im working for me....
plenty of 'Horne' there
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:19,
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Arf!
Nanti polari omes and palones!
vada to your eke and dolly me lallies
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:27,
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vada to your eke and dolly me lallies
Arf!
That is certainly one of the better bandwagon entries. ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00,
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I award you one hearty *groan* for that...
"Nice shot, B.A. - Starbuck, get up here and take notes..."
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00,
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they went bust letting people download freebies with a watermark noone cared about...
so windscreens it was.... and they STILL didnt learn
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:03,
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pfft!
you said windshield, when of course, you meant windscreen! ;)
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:06,
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this is very woo
in other news.....
Has anyone got any idea why i have lost all my bookmarks? Firestoat seems to have misplaced them. :S
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:56,
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Has anyone got any idea why i have lost all my bookmarks? Firestoat seems to have misplaced them. :S
they do this to me on occassion, every 4 months or so
I do not know why...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:58,
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Are they deleted or can i recover them?
Damn firefox damn damn damn.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:00,
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never had that happen to me and I`ve been using firestoat since shortly after it was released
have a squizz under
C:\Documents and Settings\[yourUserName]\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles
and see if you`ve another profile kicking about
bookmarks.html is teh file you`re looking for
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:02,
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C:\Documents and Settings\[yourUserName]\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles
and see if you`ve another profile kicking about
bookmarks.html is teh file you`re looking for
You're a genius sir!
many thanks, I won't subject
you to Biggins tonight, just for that
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:04,
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you to Biggins tonight, just for that
I am indeed
but I still have to use Windows!
don`t worry.. I`m about to install some ssh patches now
*wiggles specs*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:15,
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don`t worry.. I`m about to install some ssh patches now
*wiggles specs*
found it
empty.
I will need a moment to get the effect right.....
ARSE FUCK COCK SHIT COCK SHIT CUNT AAAAAAAAA GHAH FUCK SHIT CUNT GAAAAAAAAAA ARSE!
*deflates*
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:05,
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I will need a moment to get the effect right.....
ARSE FUCK COCK SHIT COCK SHIT CUNT AAAAAAAAA GHAH FUCK SHIT CUNT GAAAAAAAAAA ARSE!
*deflates*
you don`t install applications on another drive or partition sometimes?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:05,
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yes i do indeed.
Games all live in the land of D, normal programs in C and random crap inc images videos etc in the land known as G.
'checks old hard drive
Ooo some old bookmarks. Nuts 3 are the same.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:11,
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'checks old hard drive
Ooo some old bookmarks. Nuts 3 are the same.
Nooo!
You just get eviller and eviller!
First stealing all of poor Dave's Kia-Ora, and now imprisoning poor innocent rodents in 9V batteries?
How do you sleep at night?
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:05,
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First stealing all of poor Dave's Kia-Ora, and now imprisoning poor innocent rodents in 9V batteries?
How do you sleep at night?
Curse you!
(But mind you don't drink it all or all those demands we thought of earlier will be worthless!)
...must...resist...forces...of...evil...
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:11,
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...must...resist...forces...of...evil...
Those demands are going to Dave tomorrow...
along with pictorial proof of where the last four pure specimens of Kia-Ora are currently being held... stay tooooned
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:13,
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Ooh...
That I shall!
If it's after I get home tomorrow... damn techies block the b3ta at college :(
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 22:36,
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If it's after I get home tomorrow... damn techies block the b3ta at college :(
Fucksocks
Yes, well Photobucket is a bastard. I forgot which way round the tags go. Its rather odd. They should a [B3TA][/B3TA] tag.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:55,
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I Think
Google will always be in control over whether computers are gay.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:51,
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so Gaygle is thre one...
Expect more shitty error/gay messages shortly.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:52,
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Expect more shitty error/gay messages shortly.
I've done it before
And I'll do it again. Unless I get sqashed by a giant badger.
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:59,
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Yes
my money was on someone painting it purple, but your effort is far superior.
Woo to you sir!
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Tue 18 Oct 2005, 21:43,
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Woo to you sir!
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