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# jack spack
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Feckin' hell
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:11, archived)
# cheers!
the eye makes me kinda sick though
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:17, archived)
# this was no accidental beaching, there's been a murder
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:05, archived)
# Yes , it's defianately
been done on porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:09, archived)
# It's
a whale of a crime...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:11, archived)
# yes...
thers something fishy going on here

DTH were are you??
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:13, archived)
# Maybe he's
got a haddock!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:15, archived)
# ya got me there mstandot
just be greatful DTH aint here, he'd show YOU a pun or two
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "had sex with your grandmother"
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:29, archived)
# I got a skull
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Im shaking with joy!!!
(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:49, archived)
# hahhhaaaa
thats great!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:50, archived)
# if thats a normal human skull
you have some serious problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:51, archived)
# If thats a real human skull.
You have some really serious problems.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:04, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:04, archived)
# ^ this this....
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:22, archived)
# hahaha
look at ya moobs go!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Yay!
now you can start the interesting hobby of skullfucking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:54, archived)
# I Love Skulls
and Skull Fucking

First issue only 99p
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:12, archived)
# hahaha
then 4.99 after that?
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:23, archived)
# you look like
terry gilliam
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:56, archived)
# you look like the guy that did that
doo ba dee thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:06, archived)
# AARRGGGHHH
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

It need to be said.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:43, archived)
# ill give you
£45..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:44, archived)
# this
and what seems to be the matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:44, archived)
# nothing
just don't like mornings.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:48, archived)
# go back to bed then
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:49, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:54, archived)
# <
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:01, archived)
# v
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:01, archived)
# >
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:01, archived)
# O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:03, archived)
# 0
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:04, archived)
# ()

/edit: al right, back to work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:10, archived)
# {}


no! never muhahahahaha!!!!!

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:12, archived)
# o
k
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:30, archived)
# Looks like my latest
Uni project
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:53, archived)
# as its all very quite


cfb/site/shop/Blog

** Please note - not a zombie! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:35, archived)
# Good morning!
just got here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:37, archived)
# ning!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:41, archived)
# nice angel
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:38, archived)
# arf!
has he kicked the bucket yet??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:38, archived)
# nah, he's getting better
so i'll have to save this one for a few months
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:42, archived)
# hehehe
well at least they can all be brought out again soon :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:46, archived)
# beautiful rev
amazing as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:39, archived)
# i dont even know you
but i checked out your bash, cannae go as its my dads bday the same day!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:41, archived)
# bring him along
although im begining to think that its a waste of time, nobodys going
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:42, archived)
# he's more last of the summer wine
than slayer
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:43, archived)
# aaaaaaaah
not a problem then
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:44, archived)
# Cheers!
glad you liked it! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:43, archived)
# it always puzzles me on were
you get your insperation and pics

the people are from dev-art, but where the wings and such come from?

ya bloody talented bastard

*shakes fist & offers coco pops*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:46, archived)
# well i use a number of different websites
scx.hu
morguefile
devart

but its just a case of looking really. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:48, archived)
# cool
thanks for the tip, might have a go myself one day...as long as people hop off this "no dark art" bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:50, archived)
# yeah - this happens every few months
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:52, archived)
# to be honest
*goes on rant*

fiar enough, you cant please everyone all of the time, but if the people actually tried to mkae one of these wonderful pics (bar any ive created) they would see how much time and effort has been put into them, and maybe start to like them


...or maybe not
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:54, archived)
# well true!
i'm not good at funny images - but i enjoy making darker / fantasy images. They are not always hard to make - but they can take a lot of time.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:56, archived)
# as i said earlier
its not that they're not appreciated for their photoshoping skills, but that isn't what b3ta is about. If you went somewhere like Deviant Art you would get the feedback you are looking for.

edit - here you go your spirital home...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 9:40, archived)
# lovely
i wish i had wings like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 13:49, archived)
# it's gone all quiet
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:30, archived)
# it's 8.32 in the morning
what do you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:32, archived)
# hey
that belongs on the talk board ;)
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:32, archived)
# here
have a 'ning linkie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:35, archived)
# 'ning
you reprobates
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:00, archived)
# good point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:02, archived)
# rep·ro·bate (rpr-bt)
n.
1. A morally unprincipled person.
2. One who is predestined to damnation.
adj.
1. Morally unprincipled; shameless.
2. Rejected by God and without hope of salvation.

Perfect b3tan definition
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:15, archived)
# ning
you have a point there...

*reposts*
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:04, archived)
# crap.
do something original.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:07, archived)
# haha.
Nice reflexes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:09, archived)
# thanks, mister seven
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:50, archived)
# what's
with the whole zombie theme on this board?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:09, archived)
# it seems to've moved here from Deviant Art - wish it would go back
no offence, yes they are good, but you've seen one, and you've seen em all...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:13, archived)
# i don't like the fact that they are all in breach of the recomended 50k
and they are boring
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:15, archived)
# they are boring
you're right. b3ta is supposed to be about funny gags really, not how good you are at photoshopping. Which is sad for the people that make these, as they'll never be front paged.
On Deviant Art they would get constructive critisism on how to make them better - and properly appreciated for what they are.
Here everyone just goes 'oh, another person blended with a peeling wall. err... woo?'
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:18, archived)
# i never expect to get fp'd
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:21, archived)
# on the scale of funny, how funny is this?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:25, archived)
# 7.5
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:26, archived)
# arf!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:26, archived)
# pffft
it made me do this ^ so it's a bit funny
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:27, archived)
# ive never really been into the arty shopping
my seams arent all that great you see
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:32, archived)
# have you tried
gravy browning and eyebrow pencils?







oh wait, that's stockings in the '50s
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:34, archived)
# nope..
ive tried tester in boots though
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:34, archived)
# but isnt that the same
for a lot of stuff on b3ta! theres not a whole lot of originality here
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:15, archived)
# nicely done!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:12, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:49, archived)
# New Labour...

...SAME OLD PANTS!!!
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:50, archived)
# Tony's bulge
is rather unsettling!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:52, archived)
# Ewwwwww
now thats a sight I didn't want to see as soon as I switched on b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:55, archived)
# Think of the kittens.
 
'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:57, archived)
# night
(even though i've just got to work...meh)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:58, archived)
# I see your new Labour and give you
an old Comservative

(Smudger, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 7:17, archived)
# Gruesome...
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 7:46, archived)
# for some reason
it makes me think of Tony Slattery
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:17, archived)
# Indeed. Same old baggy pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:17, archived)
# awwwww
 
Now that is beautiful.

woo, and yay!

*is suitably put to shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:19, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww.
that is very well done woo and a big fat YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:19, archived)
# 'tis sweet...
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:33, archived)
# That's brilliant!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:54, archived)
# Lovely.
You possess all of the talent, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 7:06, archived)
# Purrdy!
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 7:40, archived)
# 'ning!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:01, archived)
# Went to a halloween party on Saturday
someone was made up as an evil clown. It was actually pretty unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:26, archived)
# I'm sure.
 
I did nowt for Halloween - last night being a Monday, I had a few beers and saw a DJ friend playing reggae.

Not sure why I drew Tim there - rather a poor character, and a poor movie. Short on inspiration I guess, but I had to draw something..
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:28, archived)
# Yeah, not a great movie.
No sign of the turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:10, archived)
# I was hoping to finish this
as I know that EVERYBODY loves a bit of manga. But I'm bollocksed, ran out ot time and steam so I'll finish it tomorrow night and leave you with the work in progress. Night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:13, archived)
# OMG how dare you unoriginal bastard get your own style
/Hairy Midget
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:15, archived)
# It's the only reason
I was doing it. Night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:16, archived)
# Tosh.
 
Happened upon this interesting column earlier, fairly readable.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:16, archived)
# Excellent find!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:56, archived)
# Not exactly a find;
 
it's linked from the wikipedia entry on Internet trolls.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:03, archived)
# you're too modest
a brilliant summation of a topic near and dear to our hearts!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:14, archived)
# I'm the most modestest person in the whole wide world and I have lots of guns and cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:18, archived)
# john howard took all my guns,
all i have left for combat is rocks and harsh language!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:19, archived)
# heheh
 
Well, I'd certainly use both of those on Howard.

At the same time, for a couple of hours at least.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:19, archived)
# hahaha


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:51, archived)
# haha
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:00, archived)
# Greetings...
how goes it you vertically challenged, hirsute person you?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:15, archived)
# I have to write an essay on a relationship between two things.
I want one of the things to be myself, so pitch me ideas for the other thing.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:28, archived)
# Fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:29, archived)
# That's not a bad idea.
I'll think about that.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:34, archived)
# Scandanavian personalities...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 6:31, archived)
# Aww
I entertained the thought of doing some baiting myself... Nah, too chicken.

Nice Kenshin, though.
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 7:18, archived)
# so am I the only one who dislikes,
nay, hates manga?

*wanders off into the misty night*
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 8:42, archived)
# Not funny...

...just thought i'd change the top picture
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:35, archived)
# Well
it made me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:00, archived)
# Well wasn't this bloody well worth it?
No.
Marrs Attack
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:38, archived)
# It's better than my last (picture) post;

(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:40, archived)
# That pigeon's growing.
He'll shit on your car something wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:44, archived)
#
It IS meant to be a giant pigeon, as per www.sodall.co.uk/image2.gif
It's just that the previous pigeons were normal-sized pigeons which were working for the giant ones....

*excuse
(it's not as though I can't be arsed to find more pics of pigeons and I use the same one again and again, for both giant and normal sized purposes...)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:46, archived)
# You will always know that when a bird shits on your windshield
it is time to dump her and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:47, archived)
# Badum-tsch
Did you see that 'Never mind the buzzcocks' where Jupitus was on about women who shit in your headphones?
*class
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:48, archived)
# I'm afraid I must have missed that one
I've not seen many of them actually, which is odd as I love Bill Bailley ( Used to live next door to him and his tortoise in Hammersmith ) but never get thrilled over buzzcocks. I'm more of a QI man these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:50, archived)
# aah,
don't watch QI as I can't abide Stephen Fry...
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:51, archived)
# I don't mind the plump old turd burglar.
I'm always impressed by people who are intelligent without being boring. I think he is actually one of our better comedians today simply because he uses his intelligence to cretae a funny story rather than resorting to the usual base humour that is popular today.

In other news. Also mad as a box of frogs but very funny is the new black comecy/drama 'funland' that has been on BBC3 recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Not seen that,
I'm still waiting for Monkey Dust to come back...
and Spaced...
and Top Gear...

EDIT: All these programs sound like they are about drugs!!
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Monkey Dust
and Top Gear I never missed. I make myself do with fifth gear and futurama re-runs ( and now that family guy and American Dad are on Beeb 2 helps )
But Spaced? I can't really remember watching more than one episode. Not for me I'm afraid. I'm funny. Hated the office ( because of Gervais ) yet like 'extras' ( but not because of Gervais ) Liked Little Britain a lot ( but now it's been repeated to death I dread it coming on )
I'm just a fussy bugger, but I like my comedy to at least make me think ( a la Q.I. ) and not just try and hit me in the crotch with stupid knob jokes ( a la 'two pints of lagerr.....)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Also fussy...
Can't stand Little Britain whatsoever, in fact I find it rather offensive
Sick to death of the Simpsons, the writers have run dry- there's only so many stupid things Homer can do, only so much pretentious twaddle Lisa can come out with etc etc
Futurama, however = goddam ace
Like Two Pints, despite myself
Liked The Office, think Gervais is great, but only in that kind of role

EDIT: and 'Friends' can fuck off
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:12, archived)
# punderfull!
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:47, archived)
# And it's all your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:59, archived)
# *sniggers*
thanks :)
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:05, archived)
# Right-oh
Bed for me. Work tomorrow/today etc. The torture never stops
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:26, archived)
# goodnight.
enjoy your torment.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# It'd be nice
I'm going away to Poland at the weekend, so I'm looking forward to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:28, archived)
# cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:34, archived)
# I'm going to Iceland tomorrow*
*to get some milk and Jaffa Cakes
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:34, archived)
# I also found out that I'm spending Christmas day with one of my best friends
So beer, pizza and METAL all mean it'll be one rockin' Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:36, archived)
# g'night
EDIT: sorry, I mean;
WHERE'S THE PICTURE!!!! FLAME FLAME
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
FLAME
FLAME
FLAME...
:)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:28, archived)
# you can have this one

if you like.

edit: sod it, you can have it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Very nice
Thank you
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:32, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:01, archived)
# Good night!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Good night to you also
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:31, archived)
# Yes.
only really this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:36, archived)
# Oi, go tongue a shitter, mate.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:40, archived)
# heh
 
I did try to tell him that's where the money is.

www.b3ta.com/board/5276529
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:45, archived)
# This picture has...
...reminded me of this in yesterday news
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:56, archived)
# That's fucking awful
and makes me feel rather sick.

EDIT: The news, folks, the link is genuine :)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:57, archived)
# I may be a cunt
but I could prove how much of one over that. I have any number of swords and the will to ensure that it would not happen again. Some people really do deserve a bit of a stabbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:00, archived)
# I know its not funny...
...words fail me on the actions of some people!
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:01, archived)
# I've shot a cat before.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:03, archived)
# !
I've shot a seagull
(but the bastard thing woke me up)
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:06, archived)
# It was a stray living out in my Grandma's barn.
It was trying to eat the baby bluebirds. I capped that bitch with a .22
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Pest control.
 
A rose in a corn field is a weed.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:16, archived)
# A shitty, flea-ridden cat killing
baby bluebirds is definitely a pest.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:18, archived)
# I read that as;
a bluebird with fleas, that kills cats!
:D
*tired
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:19, archived)
# That'd be pretty awesome.
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:22, archived)
# Someone 'shop that!!!
Please!
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:23, archived)
# I've shot most things that fly in the UK
And many things that fly abroad ( including Argentinians ). I've shot quite a few things on four legs and too many things on two legs. It does not alter thae fact that I have never tortured anyone or any thing. If I ever killed anything it was quick and it stayed dead.
I despise people who abuse animals, you just know that given five minutes ina dark room with them they would be piss-soaked whimpering bitches.
Nothing much gets me really riled ( honest, I'm usually blowing off to provoke a response ) but these cowards. I'd gut them before I shot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:16, archived)
# Do you hunt?
(Hairy Midget, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:23, archived)
# pfft!
sorry, reminded me of a bloke I met named 'Mike Hunt'
hahaha! :-D
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:25, archived)
# No I don't
but I have done when younger. Mostly live bird shoots. I've hunted deer, rabbit, fox.. the usual stuff. I would not dream of it now.. I was a soldier which accounts for many of the things I shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 5:06, archived)
# Just popped in to see...
...how you're all doing...

...have i missed owt?
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:07, archived)
# Fuck me sideways with a broomhandle
EDIT: Is it Phil Collins?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:09, archived)
# ppffttt.....
...phil collins (wipes tears from eyes) oh my no, its from here.
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:30, archived)
# we're all dead and trolling for brains.
so you missed that part.

also, my cat just farted.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Pussy fart
How odd
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Quite the opposite.
 
A diet of raw meat and bug parts doesn't do wonders for one's posterior odours.

(one of my cats is also evidently too damn lazy to wash his arse properly)
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:13, archived)
# You call cats pussies in new Zealand right?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:15, archived)
# No, we call 'em Royale with Cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:17, archived)
# Stupid French
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:20, archived)
# so that's the problem then.
and here I thought it was the sulfites in the wine and cider I was drinking.

...oh, you meant the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:18, archived)
# Wine AND cider?
You really are an alcoholic. I just drank wiskey before work
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:21, archived)
# I didn't drink 'em all at once
that's stuff I've been drinking at various times over the last couple weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# I don't know what that's about
but it gives me an idea for a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:14, archived)
# I'm scared.

and possibly scarred.

edit: Bedtime, I think. Good night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:19, archived)
# heh.
yay for bubble(s).
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:25, archived)
#
"it's always about the Druuugs and the guuuns..."
(Phydeaux iii, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 4:55, archived)
# be vewy careful


...sorry tweaknik.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Are you Johnathan Ross?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:50, archived)
# who's that?
and no.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:51, archived)
# Paul Ross' brother
Do keep up
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:52, archived)
# pffft!
It's Elmer Fudd! *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:51, archived)
# treaknik doesn't sound quite as good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:52, archived)
# Goldensyrupnik does have a ring to it though
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:54, archived)
# We could call him Lyle for short,
and shout "You've got bees in your belly!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Worthy of the man himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:52, archived)
# easy.....
EASY!......
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:52, archived)
# Awww.

What was the original, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:57, archived)
# The Mos character
 
www.coolbubble.com/features/mos/

I don't think it's a direct reference to another picture.

'tis woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Night B3ta!
This is Jimmy....
Image hosted by Photobucket.com


More of this kind of thing:
Daniel
Alan
Dominic
Nigel
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)
# AARGH!
(almost as bad as) THE FEAR!
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)
# Woo!

They all do, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:47, archived)
# Tasp?
Not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:47, archived)
# i thought maybe "Wiger"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:48, archived)
# Halloween nights in my 20's were spent at actual parties.
Halloween nights in my 30's are spent like this.
Pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:41, archived)
# You seem to be enjoying your knees
more than the pr0n?

Oh and nice action...
(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:43, archived)
# It's the first of November
And Hallowe'en is pointless and crap. So there really is nothing to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:43, archived)
# TJ: since the talk board is dead:
www.b3ta.com/talk/902922
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:44, archived)
# I know the talk board is dead
It's why I'm here
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)
#
Touche
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)
# Happy Halloween
And be joyfull as you have not spent all of your cash making Hallmark richer by having a party for one of their manufactured holidays. You'll be telling me you get sad at valentines day next!
Halloween is everything that is horrific about corporate America...and a good excuse to douse children in buckets of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:47, archived)
# We've not even had any to abuse tonight.
Mind, I think we have sweets on Direct Debit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
# ho ho. I have
had no treaters for a few years since I move into this house. Mind you, my drive is unlit, nearly a quarter mile long and my nearest neighbour is a thousand yards away.
This with my reputation as an intolerant bastard means we get little disturbance from treaters, bob a job kids, guy fawlkes beggars or carol singers. I kind of miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:55, archived)
# Get a giant sign
with "TREATS! NOT TRICKS!" on it.

Then fire peas at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:59, archived)
# this is my first Halloween night in my 40s
and I'm spending it wondering if I should sleep upstairs in my bed with the adult cats, or down in the basement on the cot with the kittens.

Exciting? Not really. Fluffy ? You bet!
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
# They all get rabies sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:49, archived)
# the kittens might.
they were outdoor cats and have never been vaccinated. They could be carrying plague for all I know.

but they're still fluffy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:53, archived)
#
www.engrish.com/image/engrish/radies.jpg
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:55, archived)
# I made this with a little help from Engrish
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:57, archived)
# Engrish is great.
This is my favourite at the moment
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:00, archived)
# I saw a great example of engrish
on a safety sticker on a forklift truck, I was sure i took a pic with my phone, but turns out I didn't
:-(
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:01, archived)
# haha
It's Halloween and you are grown up.
It's obvious. Devise devious ways of butchering the cats whils the kittens watch from within the tumble dryer. Jeez, some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:56, archived)
# if I ever butcher anyone
it will be humans.

and the ones who don't like cats will be the first ones up against the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Aha, I knew it.
That's why the best of us are very well armed. I know that the cat owners will rise one day. I, my collection of ( purely for decorative purposes you understand officer?) weapons and the rottweiller will be ready and waiting.


( bur seriously, how can anyone love anything that fucks up your furniture, pisses everywhere at will and will fuck off to your neighbours the first time you forget to feed it? )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:10, archived)
# because cats are nearly always nicer to me than people are.
and my furniture sucks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Oh I'm sure.
In fact I think cats are likely to be nicer to mice than I am to people. To be honest I get greater pleasure winding up cat owners than I do actually disliking cats. Just the fact that I am allergic to cats and hate people means I'm just a bit of a cunt on the net.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:22, archived)
# which makes posts like the one below
www.b3ta.com/board/5276603

all the more hypocritical.

Oh well. Life sucks, life goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:33, archived)
# Not at all.
I'm just trying to wind the kid up. A man has to get his enjoyment somewhere. When are people going to get wise to me on here? It's all a big pisstake!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:43, archived)
#
fucks up your furniture, pisses everywhere at will and will fuck off to your neighbours the first time you forget to feed it? Looks fucking ugly and has a stupid dog name
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:17, archived)
# cat's don't look that ugly
and I've never known one with a dog name. But if you seek to rile me over a rottweiller thewn be advised she has a stupid human name.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:26, archived)
# Not trying to rile you
Just point out that you should get a proper dog
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:27, archived)
# got one thanks
and she is quite cute enough.
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:41, archived)
# do neither!
RUN WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
That is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:02, archived)
# If it were me
 
I'd be too busy playing with the kittens to go to bed.

You'll have to sleep in shifts - a couple of hours each, and then change.

*mildly jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:06, archived)
# awww
it's fun, but there's also guilt.
Guilt that I don't spend enough time with the kittens.
Guilt that the time I spend with them takes away time I could spend with the other cats.
Guilt that the kittens are sequestered in the basement - I can hear them crying from upstairs.
Guilt that I let them out for a bit, knowing that they haven't been to the vet yet and could be sick with things the other cats could catch.

It's not easy being a kitty mama. It's truly a labor of love.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Hence the need for a roster of love.
 
I have enough trouble sharing time between my two toms (they don't get along at all).
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:19, archived)
# wooo hoooo
Just made my first ambigram



Ummm its supposed to say my name - Lawrence (and the same if you read it upside down, for the uninitiated... hopefully my skill should improve one day but don't hold your breath)

/edit it kinda works if you squint your eyes, then angle them away from the monitor, err preferably into another room and imagine that it DOES in fact read as it should.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:27, archived)
# Try this
I
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:28, archived)
# that was first word i tried...
second was NOON. Again, very easy.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:30, archived)
# doop
doopedy doopy doop doo doo doo

edit: oh and a big woo too, i've been trying it with lawnmower and it aint easy!
(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:31, archived)
# I think you're missing the point
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:32, archived)
# Beebley boo.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:36, archived)
# I got carried away
I meant just doop
(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:38, archived)
# you better change
your name to lavlivur or get better soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:35, archived)
# You better shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:35, archived)
# Children get short shift with me these days.
Don't speak to me until your brain has been delivered.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:40, archived)
# Excuse me?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:44, archived)
# you are excused.
Now if you require an explanation then sit back and imbibe these words.

You don't know me. I'm not impressed by your usual facetious commentary so when you use it with me I am more likely to be annoyed rather than amused. There are more than 20 years between us. Rather than try schoolboy humour on me it would be a more creative use of your time to ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:50, archived)
# How do you know how old I am?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:51, archived)
# because you have
been discourteous to me before and I took the time to find out. It was your age which precluded me from getting on your case then. A second time warrants a friendly chat.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:58, archived)
# No idea what you mean
Really. And even if I did piss you off via an internet messageboard, why try and find out things about me?
Also, I could have been lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:04, archived)
# I'm not a stalker
it was just information that was gleaned via cursory perusal of here and the talk board. It's nothing to be concerned about. But when people swear at me and give me abuse I like to find out if they are just young and dumb or are actually deranged enough to get in my face before I respond.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:13, archived)
# You have annoyed me over the internet
I are telling the police
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:14, archived)
# PWND!
 
Now, did he try to touch your swimsuit area?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:15, archived)
# on second thoughts...
I quite like the name lavlivur... Has a certain medieval ring to it.

***Hear ye... hear ye... From this day on, Lawrence now wishes to be known as The Mighty Lavlivur***
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:36, archived)
# I'm not quite so fond of Liver as you,
but good luck with your new name anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:39, archived)
# Haha
you frigging nutcase. My first rechristening. I knew that day when I was ordained a minister would bear fruit sometime!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:42, archived)
# Nice one.
Been reading Dan Brown by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:37, archived)
# ummm
If i say yes will you promise not to kill me?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Angels and Demons perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:46, archived)
# ah
the blue one then. ( the better of the Langdon ones )
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 3:04, archived)
# Not recently myself
so I forget, were the ambigrams in the brown book or the blue book? I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:43, archived)
# 'Ray! That means I can post this.
REAL
It's all real, you know.

Also, this seems to be my 2001st post. Extra 'ray.
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(Londingham ., Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:45, archived)
# pffrt
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 2:56, archived)

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