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[challenge entry] Nothing worse in my book
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than a box of dead kittens.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Don't leave it next to the radiator!
wOO :-)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:20, archived)
# Ooo!
One for each day of Christmas, splendid!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin it!
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(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:17, archived)
# KOOONG!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:12, archived)
# deja vu?
..
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:13, archived)
# Curses!
You'll never catch me alive!

deleted the original post :)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:15, archived)
# I work in a cinema!
I'll see it! Before most of you! Anyone from round blackburn wanna come? I may wear a gorilla suit.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Giant gorillas?
What would Darwin have said? geddit?!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:19, archived)
# have subconciously discovered the art of time travel?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:16, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:18, archived)
# umm is time really slow
or is this reposted from last time i looked on the board, around lunchtime?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:48, archived)
# I posted it yesterday in the deep of the night
But deleted it again after a minute or so.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:50, archived)
# I'm on here
more than I thought.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 7:02, archived)
# When I get bored! Part one!
An image for an online advent calendar I made a few years back.
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(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:10, archived)
# there's three ducks
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:12, archived)
# Wrong!
Two ducks and their mutant seagul friend. It was a cross breed with a seagul and a duck. The duck had a mild seagul fetish, alright!?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:13, archived)
# I love it
when artists explain their work.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Oh, yeah
shit, I feel like an idiot now for not spotting that.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Special offer
3 for the text of 2.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:13, archived)
# You are mistaken,
There are five ducks.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:20, archived)
# ello stranger!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:23, archived)
# hello darling
Nice to see you, to see you, woo!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:28, archived)
# darfbozo
hi
do you still have the can of wet wet wet beer if so would you sell it im willing to pay a good price please email me at
[email protected]
thank you
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:22, archived)
# wet wet wet!

huh what now?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Hooray!
Anything with dux is pretty much ok with me.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:13, archived)
# therby it's noticed
that a skinny santa, is jesus. amen! ... btw the mutant seagull is clearly judas, come on.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:08, archived)
# er...
...I know him...
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:09, archived)
# I could have sworn
I did too.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:12, archived)
# wtf?
he's taking over teh interweb!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:17, archived)
# aaaargh!
...



aaaargh!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# haha - woo!
love the look!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Realistic too.
And woo for you, my dear... um... poo!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:11, archived)
# made me ...
guffaw!
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] revenge of the motorway signs... part 2
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)
# The ones around here
Tell drivers to keep there eyes on the road. The irony hurts.

Woo to your pic.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
The cad.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:09, archived)
# there's someone hiding in the bushes!!
if he were an epilleptic, i'd call him russell
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:10, archived)
# hehe
tits
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 17:53, archived)
# i got bored


nsfw?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:06, archived)
# that`s never Grace Jones is it?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)
# apparently she's called sabrina22.jpg

(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:08, archived)
# What an exotic name.
Is she foreign?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:10, archived)
# She is easy to find
google shows she is a highly converted lady, availiable in practically any file format!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:12, archived)
# norks!
*fails to elicit response*
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Ooooooh!
Beautiful. And I'd say SFW, I'd be very surprised at anyone who could possibly think fake norks are fwapping material
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:09, archived)
# Peter Andre...
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:09, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:10, archived)
# Arf!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Funniest thing I've read in ages.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:12, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:13, archived)
# now there is a person
that epitomises "fake" on every level!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Ohhhh, very nice!
Woo!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:09, archived)
# That is truly beautiful
well done you.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:11, archived)
# Yay!
Odd hat though.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:15, archived)
# i coudn't think of what to do with the hair
so i went for 'abstract style'. it's totally in these days.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:17, archived)
# I really like the style of the pic
and I'd like to see a version with more realistic hair.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:18, archived)
# What do you think?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Modify -> Trace Bitmap?
;)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:06, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:06, archived)
# its ok, apart from having dinner plates for wheels
seriosuly though, tis cool! well done :-)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)
# They didn't let their disability
hold them back
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:02, archived)
# The real reason for extinction:
Poor keyboard posture
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
nawty, but funny!

'lo again all!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:04, archived)
# 'lo Cheeky
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:04, archived)
# 'lo Pot
Mwah!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
class
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:04, archived)
# pffft!
brave, brave reptiles...
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yay.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:06, archived)
# If you love her...
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
yes
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Yay!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:58, archived)
# Yes sir! I loikes dis!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:59, archived)
# Top work!
give that boy a banana!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Just what every girl wants.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Pffft
where are the Mother of Inventions' Fowler brothers?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Unfortunately they were cut...
... along with Arthur Fowler, who I dearly wanted to feature but thought would be too obscure for t' young 'un's
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] not another former eastern block abused teenager, my cesspit's nearly full

'ning
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
*breathes*


hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:54, archived)
# fucking hell, you cunt!
my mum never gets me decent presents :(

woo and ning mate
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
'ning! how are you today?

(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:54, archived)
# i miss surfing the net all day
and getting paid
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:56, archived)
# hows the new job going?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# dull
i might jack, and go back to an office, driving is boring
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# you don`t even get paid in this new job?
well that`s a bit crap mate
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# tis all crap
when the tubes are late next monday think of me under the fucking wheels
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:58, archived)
# shoulda got a job as a driver mate... all that money and all that time off
mmmm
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:59, archived)
# fuck her.
fuck her haard.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:56, archived)
# lucky you
I am getting is a memory card for my camera
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:56, archived)
# dear god!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# you wonderful..wonderful b'stard :)


ning...arf!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# evil, wrong, but oh so funny!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:00, archived)
# Blimey
I think I am getting too sensitive.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
*anonymously phones Crimestoppers*
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] what a shit comp
does this means I could post nearly every picture in the Argos

(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:48, archived)
# haha class
it`s not like you to be unfluffy
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:49, archived)
# yes it is
it would be better after christmass then we could show real pics of the things we never wanted
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:50, archived)
# cunt!
;)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:51, archived)
# i'd love to get a remote control 4
but woo

(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:53, archived)
# me too
nice hat
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:54, archived)
# thank you
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:54, archived)
# I know I promised to stop bodging things together
But I couldn't help it. Inspired by this
Look at 'em go!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# woo
not in front of the children, ella!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:45, archived)
# She likes!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:45, archived)
# Gah!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:49, archived)
# Would
n't
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:53, archived)
# Woo!
Yay! Houpla!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# Pffft
wooo!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:48, archived)
# Arf!
Look at the little fluffies go!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:49, archived)
# Been a while since I did one of these...

previously: 1 | 2
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# hehehehehe
The next time somebody says that to me I am going to remember this and laugh.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like this!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# woo! reminds me of...


(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:49, archived)
# haha!
er, how? :)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:51, archived)
# because it's almost nearly quite the same kind of thing
0=)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:57, archived)
# heh
quality..

woo, and a futher yay.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:53, archived)
# Aww
pure woo!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:58, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE
The Challenge Dicatator has taken the advice of harryfreeze, and decreed that this week's challenge is as follows:

The worst Xmas presents ever. Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, and Santa's a fat old cunt who invariably gets it completely wrong. Let us know what it is that you don't want to receive this year.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:31, archived)
# Cut?
Is that supposed to be Cunt?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:32, archived)
#
Noooooooooooooooooooo.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:35, archived)
# Errr...
yes
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:37, archived)
# I thought as much
Good comp idea though ... if only i had Photoshop ... lol
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Now now
Don't be a pedantic sit
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Oooh
that sounds good

*puts on thinking cap*
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:36, archived)
# *steals cap and throws it between friends as you jump up and down and make whining noises untill you eventually break down in tears and a teacher makes us give the cap back*
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# *pins note on homonk's back saying "I smell, please kick me"*
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# MUSIC AND FOOD PLEASE
everybody vote A
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# Ha
ha
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# there's always next week
you'll cave in one day
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# It got to the vote last week
You'll need to start campaigning earlier.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# i've been campaigning for about a year
i believe that;s the first time it made the vote
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# Maybe it's time
to employ a full-time lobbyist
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:46, archived)
# i'll ask Fraser..
he'd be perfect for the post ;)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# I could think of a few already
I love this idea.

Actually, I already posted "Life on Mars"
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry - had to be done


(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# winnnner
pfft
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Heh
Nice work sir.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Can't you at least start with crap posts
so the rest of us think we stand a chance
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# Very quick :-)
Compo it hard!

EDIT: Oh, you have.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# too fast for ya ;)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:43, archived)
# Blimey that was quick
but not dirty.. not dirty at all!

Woo!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# hahaha
BANDWAGON!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:50, archived)
# w/y/h



that is all.......
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:52, archived)
# errr
have the rules changed since i last used google adsense

or are you still not allowed to swear on adsense pages...

(the other swear words on the page are asterisked out)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# they obviously know b3ta too well ;)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# Hmmm
You could well be right. Ammended on the homepage.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:41, archived)
# didn't mean to be a twat
just don't want to see b3ta's revenue get ass-raped by google.

*is still sore*


EDIT: oh, and:


(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:42, archived)
# Doesn't 4rthur have Google Ads on the messageboard?
Or is that a different sort?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:55, archived)
# hmm, so they do
well google had a go at me for having swearing on my site.

this was before they raed me out of £300
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:58, archived)
# youch.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:07, archived)
# it would be better to see what we got
but did not want insted of what we dont want
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:40, archived)
# wait for about three weeks
THEN i'll show you :/
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:45, archived)
# show me what?
/filthy mind
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:48, archived)
# It's days such as these
that I really could use a seamless monkey beer
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:30, archived)
# is he having trouble opening it?
woo
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:31, archived)
# Woo!
Monkey beer!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:32, archived)
# nice
nipples
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:38, archived)
# I had to dash after DTF
but .. boerewors... that pic you showed me looked like droewors.

Woo to the monkey drinking MB!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:39, archived)
# aha, right
I think that translates as droge worst here.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:44, archived)
# goed :)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:48, archived)
# Annoy a hippy...
Stick this in the back window of his 2CV...
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Crusty bastards!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:29, archived)
# you spelled "nucular" wrong
edit: woo!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!
*saves
*prints
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
If these were real, I would
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:31, archived)
# teh good ol' bandwagons
:)
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:31, archived)
# hey man
like, NO! that's just not cool. If I wasn't so stoned I'd come straight over there and like, really tell you about it.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:47, archived)
# !
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(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:12, archived)
# YAY!
Nukes for all!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:53, archived)
#
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EDIT: It came up in converation today... Do swans breastfeed?
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Woo!
Nice 'shop!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:23, archived)
# hurrah!
I'll take two

EDIT: No, you idjot.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:25, archived)
# Phoar
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:29, archived)
# For no reason...
Have an aussie in pain:

Pain caused by me. For money!!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:20, archived)
# that must be REAL pain
he`s shat all over his t-shirt
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# beats pissing all over your pants eh? piss boy........
hey everybody, look at the piss boy!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha fuck off
wasp box owes me more pints

/has just decided this
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:51, archived)
# I was thinking exactly the same
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:27, archived)
# They way I move
I probably need a big poo!
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# I hope he was wearing that when it got bleach spilt on it
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# His shirt
Gives me pain.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:21, archived)
# that is only a good thing
Especially with f**king dreads, don't they know they smell and look like shinola.


(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:22, archived)
# Word.
I wish I were a sado-masochist too.
(, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 20:22, archived)

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