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# cattitude?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)
# He
looks like Patrick Moore hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
# chav cunt
woo though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:26, archived)
# like a fatter version of my kittin.
She needs to be fattened up, but she doesn't eat much.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Haha!
Fabulous! It made me cough with laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:21, archived)
#
She gives head!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:21, archived)
# crikey!
that's darn funny
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:23, archived)
# That was one amazing program.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:31, archived)
# WHIZZLE!!!

WHIZZLER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:35, archived)
# What no tesco value?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Mmmmm
*gets the pringles*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:10, archived)
# NO!
I like the Chick peas and the paprika, but the tahini is budgerigar poop.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:14, archived)
# You lie
You lie like a cheap japanese watch.

Vive le garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Heh!
I say that (Well 'cheap NAAFI watch') - I didn't know it was a common expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:29, archived)
# That is SO Tesco Value...
... they didn't even spend the money on blue and red ink.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Tesco re-valued
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Had a dream about this...slightly worried!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# yay!
where can i get one! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:12, archived)
# B & Q?
Pets department.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Charles Kennedy could no longer disguise his blinking problem
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# That makes me sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Leave the poor fucker alone!
He's one of the few politicians that I don't actually want to burn and poke with sharpened sporks!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Yay!
Go, cheeky boy, go!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)
# I'm sorry, but he seems like a nice guy
not afraid to admit to mistakes and/or have fun
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)
# No, absolutely
I'd rather vote for a party that sit down and have tea at their meetings
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:21, archived)
# and jaffa cakes?
*has never been to a political meeting, due to hatred of 99% of all politicians*

But I like him, and Boris
George Galloway and Dennis Skinner are usually good entertainment

I don't have to agree with a word they say to like them!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:25, archived)
# empathy with fat
ginger drunks? Come and spend time at my house. Play some poker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:14, archived)
# I think you're mistaking
empathy for something else.

I tried that at a New Year's party. Did not work.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:18, archived)
# hehe
well I'm fat and ex-ginger.

And I do drink sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:21, archived)
# I think he's adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:17, archived)
# whatever floats your boat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
# yay
but i need to sleep now! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# problems huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:22, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:25, archived)
# *spacks*
wooooooo! you dont wanna be watching that after a load of beer and wine!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:26, archived)
# A giant festering rodent wearing a spangly boobtube and miniskirt and a "I Heart Rik" badge.
As suggested by maiden.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# That's very nice
But I feel cheated
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# You want
www.apocalypsecartoons.com/roc/roc.html
you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:51, archived)
# you dropped a clanger there mate
or something
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Haha - fest-tastic!
Now for the Child Catcher, please!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Hehe
Just as I imagined
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Yay!
something for all of us there!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING!!!
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)
# I don't understand,
but I like it.

ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Arf
Ariel Sharon, he's somebody big out in one of those countries that is always fighting....

Arf Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:26, archived)
# No, no.
I get the pun. I don't understand why I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Then have
my apologies for indirectly implying your spazness for not getting then pun...

...whilst I fetch my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:16, archived)
# incoming punnage
ariel strike, anyone?

/apologies for size, still twiddling with optimization
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:03, archived)
# .


cfb/site/shop Europe/shop US/Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Caption:
GYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!
Reply:
Woo! That's ace!
(Dooley, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)
# hehehheehee
cheers! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# 'ning
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)
# ning!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# oh. my.
god

kill it. kill it hard.

think of the children.
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)
# i think he is thinking of the children
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# You never fail to amaze and amuse me, my dear.
Excuse me though, for one moment:

Wipe clean, if using a white board marker.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)
# sexy neck!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# this!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Why thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# woo!
very cool! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Do I get extra cool points if I point out...
... that that's a Button Moon poster behind me?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# 100 extra points!
even more if my names on the badge! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Shameless



Still, not very many chances to roast that pea :/
(I helped save b3ta! Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:34, archived)
# hehehe!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# I don't actually own any hats.
I own a tiara, if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# I like hats
I just look silly in most of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I suit most hats.
Remind me to take you to Debenhams to prove it next time you're in Lincoln.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Sweet sweet jesus
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)
# i wonder how
sweet jesus is - i bet after all this time he tastes a bit sour! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Quite probably but...
...sour Jesus just doesn't have the same ring to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:03, archived)
# hehehhe
probably! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Nice one Rev!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Is this
mitosis or meiosis? I always forget.

Woo and 'ning.

1 hour till pub-time!!! *salivates*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
# i have no idea!
but never mind as its almsot drinking time! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Blimey
More terrifying than ever
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# bows
thank ya! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Oh my shitting crikey
that am vere scary and vere woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)
# thanking you
hows you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Very well thank you :-)
and how are you this fine yet chilly day?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# cold as cold can be!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Brrrr
I think I need TWO cardigans today!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:08, archived)
# i'm 100% nude
should put some clothes on**

**may be a lie :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:11, archived)
# *gets aroused anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:13, archived)
# pfffft!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:14, archived)
# not long now ,charlie boy
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)
# uh...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
#
p
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
#
f
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5507050
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
#
t
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# That is shite
but I find vere funny!
(Dooley, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# my response entirely
funny as feck but poor as a church mouse's servant.
Also, in apropos of nothing. HAHA to all you cunts who thought I was mad when I said Kennedy was an alcoholic some 5 YEARS AGO. It takes one to know one.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:05, archived)
# re-above
i see it as a vision of the future
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Let's get this party started!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)
# HA!
Best yet!

Mighty, mighty hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# This calls for some hot woman lovin'
turn up your speakers kids!

edit: oops!

www.interplace.com/gif/womanlove.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Thats Great
/digs out Alabama 3 albums
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Is that not the conservative slogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Rod Hull is dead?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Dooley, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# noooo
He's alive and getting paid aswell, ask Nigel Blackwell
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# I thought that was the
Tori poster... Woo anyway.
(Dooley, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# I didn't realise Tori Amos had her own political party
I bet its bloody depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)
# I once had
Tesco's wine in a can in Sevenoaks.

Don't know what just made me think of that.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Only the one oak now
I believe?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Perhaps.
/Mercan
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Pftt, I was in on this a year ago :P
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# I want to click that button,
but it's just not there.
I'm so, so sorry.
That is fucking brilliant.
(Dooley, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)
# What button?
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Just Playing.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# well stop it, you're going to ruin the furniture


edit: nice shopping!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# woo
thats me!
(PanSowa, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# ...
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# I say!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# Unshopped - packaging from our pencil sharpeners at work
One hopes they don't mix up the delivery with the sperm bank


(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Nose tea.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# KUMPY KUM.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# mm Zirkelwippe! the moist, feminine wippe
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# *sharpens cartons in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# apparently, we are recreating "the world's strongest man" with absinthe
later tonight. i suspect there may be "bongo lifting" involved.

it promises to be SHEXSHEH:

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# please say there are batteries in the camera
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# YUSS! photos! lots of them
no daddy! I don`t want it!

let this image moisten your dry bits..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# ha ha!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Mongy Majik!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# SWEET JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# have you both got that t-shirt,
or do you share it?
(DMQOB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# we can both fit in it at the same time.
it's so SHEKSHEH i can barely contain myself.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# DOOOOOM CUUUUUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)
# hello rikky.


(DMQOB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# KUM INOX
TOPACE®
(Mr. Worm, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Kum in, ox. Kum onit. Top ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# You all missed
Stift Former
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# "kum"
sounds somewhat..Austrian
(lucyloo, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Australian?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Kum
InHerFace?
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# not the hair! I don't have a shower in here you know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# I have one!
*weee's*
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# KUM INNET
Top right...lavverly
(Q-Target, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# The last one.
But make the image a 'next' link too.

The flash one 'might' seem best, but I say 'Think of the spakkers, won't somebody please think of the spackers?'
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Aye, but somehow it seems less bothersome if the loading is behind the scenes
after all, we're waiting for the same piccy's so it aint any longer really.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# You can preload html pages you know?
<link rel="prefetch" href="http://hamtoucher.com/index.php"><a href="http://hamtoucher.com/index.php">Hamtoucher</a>


Only can be used once per page, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Ah, useful.
I don't tend to dabble in either Flash or html so go purely by what my eyeses tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:02, archived)
# The
<link rel="prefetch" href="http://hamtoucher.com/index.php"> bit can go anywhere, but I tend to put it before the relevant link as it help.

The page specified is loaded (in the background) as soon as all of the current page is loaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Those photos are rather lovely
I like the first one, purely because it preloads and looks smoother. You could add some buttons maybe, or time it like the html ones.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:35, archived)
# How rude of me,
Yes, the pictures are nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# I like the first one best
Great photos as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# flash will never let you down
www.crosbymarina.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Pictures

my IT project...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)
# Except of course that Macromedia were bought out by Adobe at the start of last year?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# this is true
and its now officially taken over by adobe

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# For how long though?
MX2004 will be the last Flash I reckon, the next thing will be a mix of video within a pdf format (which will be much like Flash) and soon enough people won't have the macromedia plug-in.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:01, archived)
# ooh source code
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# what?
EDIT: i get nervous when you go "oooo" at me
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# either firestoat has gone bananas
or your server isn`t sending back the correct headers.. I`m not seeing the page, just the source code

edit: it`s not sending back the correct http response codes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# ah...
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# did you set the server up yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:46, archived)
# nope
... i dont think i did... just uploaded it to blueyonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# weird
try changing the index.html extension from .html to .htm or something! or .asp or .php and see if the content handlers kick in
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# will do
...but right now im off the pub

night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# numero uno
nice pics
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# i want one
that be the last one , you know when its loaded plus you have the flashy buttons to press

BTW thanks for nicking my slogan pft ..lol
(I helped save b3ta! o0neo, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Well it's 9 'o' clock on a weekday,

the regular crowd staggers in
there's an old man standing next to me
with a form that he has to fill in..... ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Shoot them in the head
or at least sever the spine. Its the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# The obvious link...
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Yes.
As an aside, I was thinking of adding the middle names 'Stephen Benjamin Unwin' to my name when I was confirmed, many moons ago, but the Bishop had a heart attack and didn't make it, so I thought I'd leave the sillyness off.

He didn't die (well, he did, but not for a decade or so).
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# ...or something more sinister?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Blork krolB, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# hahaha
britain is so much better at political fun-making than america

tj: i was just mypsaced by a supermodel named jaida. she has 0 friends, is obviously a spammer, and her only information is that she graduated from Boyden-Hull high school in Hull, Iowa.

should i be worried?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Yes.
You use MySpace.


/bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# i suppose i walked into that one
i'd go on about how certain twats forced me into making it, but you wouldn't listen

/kicks in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# ^ that
ALL the ladies on myspace are models, and all the blokes are rock stars
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# *signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
#
*adds m3Essential to his friends list*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# *score*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:56, archived)
# *beams*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Until Big Brother comes on...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# draw .. er...
the destruction of Big Brother and Channel 4, please Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# A one armed centipede
suffering the mental anguish of social rejection
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# ooh
so true
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
#
Sexy nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# You and your sexy nuns...
One day my friend... one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:21, archived)
# sexy angels*
*not obsessed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Lemsip addicts.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Yeah,
all smacked out on Lemsip Max!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# I got Lemsip confused with Lypsyl just then,
and it made me grin.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Draw
Michael Barrymore wanking on the tranny's face and then shitting on the bloke with the chain. Oh and then killing everyone in the pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang please
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Sorry?
was that a serious request?

Don't see many of those 'round these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# I second this request.
Over-riding my previous one of 'Lemsip addicts'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Well, I meant to second it,
I guess you could third it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# A gaint festering rodent
wearing a spangly boobtube and miniskirt and a "I Heart Rik" badge.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Pffft!
The badge is the finishing touch to that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Infact, I might well make one now.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# Cor I'll have one of those
please.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# I'm going to make the name bit wipe-clean.

Just incase.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# In case what?
It gets jizz on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that. Good idea.
I was thinking more incase I needed to change the name.
From say Rik to... ermm... anybody else I like.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# You LIKE R!k?
*teh fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Of course I like Rik.
Who doesn't? I don't LIKE Rik. That'd be odd.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Praise the Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# He is teh SEX
- I shouldn't really say that he might think I fancy him ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Don't you?

I thought everyone did. I feel like a freak now
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
# I have to say that I don't fancy him
it makes the chase more exhillerating ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# you people need HELP
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:47, archived)
# Clever marketting
you'll be rich with ideas like that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# It's his number 1 fan.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:26, archived)
# That one!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)
# A prostitute rabbit
turning tricks for carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:22, archived)
# David Cameron playing with
his pet ocelot.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# A tramp holding a sign...
...with "Vote Kennedy" written on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:34, archived)
# I find the lack of faith of the Lib Dems
disturbing. Not that I'm a Lib-Dem supporter but surely if the man had the courage to stand up and admit he has a drink problem then the least the Lib-Dems could do was to buy him a round.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:40, archived)
# This
Seriously though, at least he can admit his faults. I say fair play to him.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# 'ning m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# 'Ning hunny!
Fare thee well?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Absolutely
nothing worse that a self-promoting egotist with a 'holier than thou' attitude like the present PM Lionel Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# Hahah, NEWSFLASH
'Fair play' becomes the mind piss curse of Kennedy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Pfft!
I was nodding to that before the final, hull-bound part. Personally I think he deserves a break, alcoholism is a risk in that kind of job but it isn't an end to any kind of constructive existence. He's admitted a problem, and is working on it, fair play etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# kinda like this one
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

sorta.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:39, archived)
# Ewwwwwww











ewwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# A fire engine.
with a 'no lifts' sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# a badger eating another badger eating another badger.
(lucyloo, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# just because of your user name i'll do that...
...maybe tomorrow, animated in flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:29, archived)
# Rodents of Unusual Size
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Heh
A Princess Bride fan :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Isn't everyone?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# If there is truly justice in the world,
then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:37, archived)
# The curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:27, archived)
# No!
A bath!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# Tell you what,
I'll draw the curtains and you draw a bath and we'll see where that gets us....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Arrested for exposing yourselves?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# No!
the line.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
#
doves crying
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Formally known as an unpronouncable coo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Muh muh muh my-a-carro!


lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Hatstand.
edit TJ:



The sudden realisation that almost all singers can hold a CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# You're all about teh b3ta phrases
and I don't care. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# It was positive.
Hatstand = bonkers, irrelevant, bordering on the 'Albatross!'.

From me this is an acolade indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# Ahh!
Thank you sir! :D

Accolades ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 21:35, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# animate her hard!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:20, archived)
# and flaccid!
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Ha ha.
I *like* this.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:41, archived)
# Animangle: Tawny Kitten
(Q-Target, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Amon? is that you?


nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# No
But I am familiar with his work...and I likes it.
(Q-Target, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:28, archived)
# It's a compliment, nice shopping!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Awww
that's lovely, but looks like it might give you a nasty nip!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# cat-nip
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# *Groan*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Ooooh... splendid stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# splendid
FLUFF...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Ooh
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# most excellent
Wooness
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Haha this is very good
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# WHere can I get one?
Also.. how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:15, archived)
# disturbing
..the way the beak actually rather suits it
(lucyloo, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# niiice
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)

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