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# No. I have no idea what's going on here either.
It stopped me sleeping though.


Probably cos I'm a 'mentalist'.... - thanks Nikon! :)

Click here for biggerer and slightly betterer.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ta for the mention. That's ace sir!
I was trying to think of something similar recently but I didn't see any good source images. Wouldn't have been as good as yours anyway.
EDIT: I made this when I started learning photoshop about 2 years ago. Apologies to dial uppers because I can't be arsed reducing the file size.

yeah, that's Big Lebowski on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:32, archived)
# Something similar...
...to a large eye, evil doll, baby in a straight jacket and a miniture railway? You MENTALIST!


EDIT: Jebus...do you want some of my pills?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:34, archived)
# Haha! You know what I mean
something surreal ;)
EDIT: Haha! I thought we decided you didn't need them anymore :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:39, archived)
# I really like the big lock
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:40, archived)
# Ta muchly
That's something I found lying somewhere and photographed. I've tons of random shit like that.
Must learn to make a site and start a b3ta stock image thing.
/oh yeah the forest is something I took too
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# Yes!
Do this! I fucking hate trying to find source images. I can never find people in the right positions/expressions. Luckily i have a couple of friedns who are willing to pose, on the condition I don't do anything "too fucked up to them" - so that's out. I have just got hold of poser to play with, in the hope I can get that to work. I don't understand it though. *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:45, archived)
# Haha! I'll try my best
Not sure about people posing...I suppose I can take their faces away. I have a demo of poser but you can't do much with it. Best thing to do is go on amazon and order "hemera photo objects". I have the demo of that and it's brill for what you want. I just wish I could get it "legally" off kazaa or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:49, archived)
# would that be the
Hemera Photo objects, Vol1 50, 000 images, 4.08 gb that I just happened to have 'found'?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:52, archived)
# Where?!!!
that's the one!
OK I don't know what volume but any would be great ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:53, archived)
# you got msn?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:53, archived)
# Yeah
Profile ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:54, archived)
# Fuck....
I bet I spelt it wrong...
*tries again*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:56, archived)
# I really like that.
Everything seems to be political for me lately. I see the Alito nomination in that.

I also love the Joy Division oven mitts.

I want Joy Division oven gloves!!!!
Grambo also wants Joy Division mitts. She's going to get them if she has to kill for them.

It's off to sleep. Yay for another great b3ta day.

Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 5:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Grambo can have anything she wants with a gun like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 5:36, archived)
# You need pleh!
Woo
Even bigger here.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:33, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I can't believe I just clicked that.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:34, archived)
# or
Here.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:36, archived)
# get out of my head!!!
get out of my head!!!get out of my head!!!get out of my head!!!get out of my head!!!get out of my head!!!get out of my head!!!get out of my head!!!

edit:
welcome to my midwestern USA nightmare, muhahaaaa!
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:33, archived)
# This upsets me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:44, archived)
# Why??
You've only got to look at it. You haven't got to see shit like that everytime you close your eyes.


*twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:46, archived)
# Dolls are WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:53, archived)
# Actually...
That was a quite a sweet doll until i added eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:56, archived)
# That's not possible.
They're all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:59, archived)
# Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:24, archived)
# NO HE'S PREGNANT!
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:26, archived)
# Nick Fucking Knowles!
I rather like this late night biscuit club thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:34, archived)
# Yay!
I've been passing it off as my art for a few nights now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 5:37, archived)
# I've watched Boobah
that show is a mindfuck...

how are our youth supposed to function after being subjected to that?
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 6:07, archived)
# Haha.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 9:14, archived)
# See what you cuntnuts have done now, poor emo Whale!

NO MORE, FUCKING WHALE!!!!!!!!
WHALE, FUCKING NO MORE!!!!!!!!
clicky for biggermania.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:39, archived)
# blubber
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:42, archived)
# EMO
prove me wrong
Edit: Time for shooty stuffs now i think. nanite b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:48, archived)
# Asparagus next left
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:49, archived)
# Do you know how to do the posty thing yet?



www.b3ta.com/board/5567048
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# Aye, but
I always assumed it was something other than posting a few pages back then copying the link though. Ta very much though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:04, archived)
# *tips hat*

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:06, archived)
# *appreciates*
noticed you have decent taste in music (profile). Some I don't know but the ones I do are ace ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:15, archived)
# haha.
*feels chuffed*
thankyou! :p
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:04, archived)
# ROASTED
PEAS!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:05, archived)
# It's the gayshift, so it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:06, archived)
# I shouldn't say that out loud!
Don't you mean it's SUPER HAPPY FUN TIEM!1!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:09, archived)
# Blimey!
And I thought I was risking the "bigger" replies hahaha.
Nice! The Whale looks happy with it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/5567142
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:07, archived)
# Haha!
Yeah I suppose you can get away with anything at this time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:10, archived)
# EMO! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:58, archived)
# Shit No Glasses, I forgot!
*cuts*
EEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOO!

woo, I likes your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo as always.
/as if you need telling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:07, archived)
# Evening All
(igotdamaged, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:15, archived)
# Haha!
evening sir/madam/transexual
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# puff puff
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Pipes are ace. Bobb Dobbs smokes a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# so does jabba.
good bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:39, archived)
# Both gods.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:42, archived)
# 'ello old bean
haha, i just typed into google

"types of shots" drink party

and up comes a b3ta qotw page. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:37, archived)
# Stuff the weirdness thread

I hereby declare myself a robot
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:14, archived)
# beep
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Hehe
Just noticed your post down the board. Not surprised you got stamped. You look like you're always in the moshpits :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:25, archived)
# what can i say?
i'm a glutton for head trauma
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:54, archived)
# Haha!
I've been to a few clubs like that before and know how rough it gets. It's not my scene musically but I appreciate how those who do like the music have fun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:09, archived)
# Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man.
They have a fight.
Trangle wins.

(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:16, archived)
# girlfriend took me to meet her dad
didn't like me cos my head was so big...
(gianthead, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 9:51, archived)
# i'm fucked now. needs work. i think he's cold as fuck.


previous dawbings from tonight

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11186
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# i like these
nice style
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# I. see. Whale.
ug.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)
# Your stuff reminds me of bubble bubble game ages ago
nice stuff
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:09, archived)
# i remember it well
nikon claimed. yeah bobble. i remember well. just dont be reading all to good likes.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# i'm
sure that makes no sense at all.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:49, archived)
# Bubble Bobble AICMFP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:22, archived)
# It's gently bobbing.
Like my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)
# not so gently as,
well mental as.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:18, archived)
# what do you mostly not hate ETG?
meercats. everybody likes meerccats!
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# I mostly hate humans. They talk too much shit.
/late, very late.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:59, archived)
# jesus h nesbitt
cheer the fuck up

damn
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)
# Don't worry, I'm not an emo,
I just thought I'd run out of fags at that moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:11, archived)
# you shouldn't do
Tis teh Gaye shift after all.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:39, archived)
# i dont know what he is
but he's quite cute
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)
# Today is the first day of the rest of your life
Do something utterly ridiculous and post it on the board. If you don't understand this, you might be normal. No pearoasts, please. Only original bonkers shit will be considered to win. It doesn't have to involve kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# Hahahah


Does the fact I made this already and was just about to post it count?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# You'd be shit as a librarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# You, for one,
should probably try to get outside or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
# FiD, Me, and Fickle Fascination

decided it would be fun to dress as emos at our local club and stuff. yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
#
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)
# you do realise that
big brother is teh gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# It's the shittest thing since a really big shit shitted itself out of a shitty shithole
However, I have actually met Maggot, so feel I should support his endeavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# LOL
Recently, have you considered folding yourself up into a tiny ball and pounding yourself up your arse with a small hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:54, archived)
# Not recently, no.
Is this the kind of thing that you enjoy?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# It's nice
and has significant repercussions.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# there's some kind of connection here between
hammers and percussion, but I can't work it out.

Nice profile, btw - beats my poo effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:17, archived)
# Thanks!
it's just playing and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# I've got no image making skills,
so I'll just contribute with my wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# You can suck with images and stuff.
The rules only specify it being kind of wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# I missed out "and no image making means."
I'm shit, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# There's a bash today,
can you wait?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# I don't know why I made this it was a long time ago
but i never posted it


o Waite it was a unused pun
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)
# ah.
peeking duck, then? Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# at least he didn't choose to do
'fuck a duck'
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# my mum always says that
goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# C.H.I.P.S
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:02, archived)
# recently discovered archive footage depicting
the ancient sport of extreme posh minature sheep dangling
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# *flips out*
Image hosting by Photobucket

edit/ *Does it slightly better*
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Bob Hoskins visits the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# actually
tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 3:22, archived)
# I've just eaten 5 cloves of raw garlic.


I think I might go back to my daily routine for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 8:01, archived)
# pubub
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# I like, but WHALE, but I like, but WHALE, I like, but WHALE..
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
looooon
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# Arf!
I'll refrain from imprisoning you in Edinburgh castle simply because "pubub" appeals to me.
'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:45, archived)
# 'ninging!
"pubub" is a shorter way of saying "I'm just back in from the pub. Have some nonsense.."
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Will you please stop making me laugh so hard?
you fucking dork!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)
# thats
fucking great!
(bazmataz, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Hovering sombrero, hover on.

I'm not dropping whales. I'm talking about the bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# They splash if you do that.
Even on land.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# Hehe
like tongues under a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# Maybe that's how it got in there in the first pla....
Ahhhh fuck, NO MORE WHALE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)
# that's the point I'm making ;)
Dropping the bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# shhh.


www.b3ta.com/board/5567033
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Someone will have to show me how to do that
sly posts that is
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)
# .


www.b3ta.com/board/5567048
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# petunias
far better than dropping whales
petunias


<sings>i'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch</sings>
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Hehe
petunias and onions sound like life partners ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# needs more CDC
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)
# ^ more of what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:38, archived)
# done
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Haha!
'ning sir. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:37, archived)
# good
concussion has faded so that's nice. how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Ah I'm fine I suppose
But concussion? What the hell happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
# long story
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5562782
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Christ!
Not pleasant at all. Hope you feel a lot better soon. I had a head injury once and had the same thing where I had to be watched for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)
# aye it's gettin better by now
still haven't found out who did it, but when i do, ooooh..



I'll probably take his photo and shop it to buggery. aah, digital payback
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:54, archived)
# Yes, yes, we can drop it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)
# Big Mouth Willy Whale?
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# "And I don't know what apostrophes are."
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)
# pft
Whales don't use punctuation. It's against their religion.

(Also, that's a self-made font of my lovely handwriting, and I haven't bothered to add the punctuation yet.)

You're so fluffy. *purrs at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
# I'm so wazzed I'm surprised I'm spelling anything properly,
let alone spotting missing apostrophes. Pedant all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)
# Awww
Be nice :P
please :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# It just isn't possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)
# Haha!
My sentiments exactly sir!
/although I did one myself to get it out of my system :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Now in
New animation form...

(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# yes, yes... eat thine poo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# XD
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# anyrode fuckwitts,
i'm off to bed, nighty night



(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Awwww, poor kitty
G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Fat Northern Whale spotted in Thames


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)
# hmm
to seamy..
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)
# Scroll down buddy
somone did the same joek :P
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# NO MORE FUCKING WHALE!
Fuckity FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# Leave the
Whales alone you harpooning Jap!
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# yarr
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# if only everyone would!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:15, archived)
# Yes, he's fat like a whale. Leave the whale.
LEAVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:15, archived)
# BATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# He is invincible!


Can you guess who it is yet?

And with that im off, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)
# yes, I can
In fact, I'm capable of guessing at any point in time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:09, archived)
# Feel free to guess
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)
# thank you for granting me that freedom.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# James Dean?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# nope
hes from a certain james bond film.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
#
connery?
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# ahh...
TuPac?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# Noel Edmunds?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# George Washington?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Barry White?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Jonathan Ross?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# Alan whatshisname?
The Scottish bloke off that high life comedy thing on BBC from fucking ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
# your getting closer
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Alan Cumming or something similar
I know who it is...but the full name eludes me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# indeed
alan cumming
/has returned home spiffilicated and is liable to make random interjections; you have been warned
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
what a big gayer!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# yes but
only in the good old-fashioned manly bumsex sense
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)
# You're bloody not y'know
Only Dericks never die.
(Papagato RackSpanner, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Dereks don't run :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# hehe bad taste
:D
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# Haha
Quality movie indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# An Ipswich band called Edible Vomit
did a tune called "Dericks Never Die".

It was shit but the movie's one of my favourites. Possibly Peter Jackson's best (only rivaled by Brain Dead.)
(Papagato RackSpanner, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Yams?
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)
# the dark side shall tremble before
Image hosting by Photobucket

ok its a bit shit really
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Haha!
Extra points for the floaty orange thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)
# i concur
indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)
# *steps back quitely*



*farts*

I kinda like that for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:09, archived)
# hmm
must be the hoff.
(kigasa-the bionic vapour boy, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# Oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Fucking woo
hahaha 'lovely hams'!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Holy shitflaps Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)
# WHALE FOUND IN THAMES!
for those of you who know who he is


for those who dont
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# eat my rectal discharge
what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# Ah?
Too late for food at the moment
(ajfromuk Maybe....Maybe not, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Man,
it's so loud in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# Fucking fuck
NO MORE WHALE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:55, archived)
# ^this, so so so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# whasisname
i like how he stares at the donut...thingy
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# It
shall be his.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# hello buoys
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# I Like how his head isn't actually in the water
and how he's black and white, and how his head is too big for the placement in the image and all teh sEaMZoRRZ==LolL!!Wtf?!!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# I've just discovered that if you touch your bumhole when you're sitting naked in front of your PC
your willy shrinks a bit.

according to this week's New Scientist
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# I shall never do that, thanks!



*does it*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Hahaha
I haven't bought that in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:05, archived)
# Hmm...
doesn't work with Mac...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:07, archived)
# It's like PantSeatFlyer never left!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# ha
i miss that man
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Pffft!
what a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:05, archived)
# my thoughts exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)
# I spend too much time here,
I read "moved site from Geocities to Eskimo." as "moved site from Glasscox to Eskimo."
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# snorting again dear?
sorry sorry sorry sorry


Edit : needs a barrier really
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# That's not Magenta
you poor, poor orphan!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)
# i'm
blind

you cunt

/haha not really, just shit
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)
# anyrode
tis the nearest to magenta i've seen all night
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Specialising in demolition jobs.
(SoapbarStars, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# Wonkey Ears! yay!


Fuck it, have some death:
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# erm
is this like something from Tesco's?

/ris
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# death? from Tesco's....
what else?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# hahaha
bobbins builder

(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# that's pretty good
i'm hammered hello peeps
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:50, archived)
# hello
Fanj, hammered's a good place to be -hic-
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# I am due a good grope of your arse
IN PAYMENT IN KIND.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# fucking grope away mate
nearest to poon i'm gonna get tonight

*grumbles about women*

edit: can't keep my eyes open, ciao
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# broken news

headline " cunts kill mamall" asian fucky suspected..
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# 'SEAMS' to be all good here.
Overt your eyes children!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# sea
m

less
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# touch my fuck!!!
*proffers fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# *almost touches*
*recoils quickly*

/hides
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# *glumph*
Which is the onomatopoeiac word for a fuck going down a throat.

Eg. "She glumphed Bond like he was going out of fashion" - Diamonds are for Edmonds by Ian Phlemging.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# noel would have made a cracking bond
fuck timothy dalton
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# Have you seen that programme he is in on Channel 4?
I believe it is called "Cunt's Parade".

Incredibly moving...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# Makes sense to me.
The last person who tried to convince me of an onomatopoeia said that 'Cecil' is the sound a rubber duck makes when you squeeze it.

Then he paid me to glumph me.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# A floating black head. I have the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# RACIALIST!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# CATALYST!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Yeah, I hate black people.
They smell and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# ahhhh... but what of?

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# corn?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Yams?
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# alas, the correct answer was gumbo
thankyou for trying though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Would you have accepted
'Jambalaya'?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# i'd have punched you in the cunt
will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# swimming
ly
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# General blackness.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# PLANTATIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# ^ THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
# meatybeaty
cock soup
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# i'm right, she's wrong, that's all there is to it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# They DO smell of plantations.
Although there is a vague stench of gumbo, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# she's still comma
and thus shit though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# That idiot off Bog Brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# rabies.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# they must smell of me and
fucking them to produce cute children.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# I heard someone say
"They can't drive properly 'coz their heads are too big, mate" once. What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# must have been a twat who got their stupid head run over
by a rednexx, and got the colours mizzzzzzed up.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# I was once in a cab and the stereotypically racist cabbie said
"do you think black people make good boxers cos they've got flat noses?" I was in awe of his ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# hahahaha
did you punch his cunt in?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# No, a small wall of glass separated us.
I was thankful for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# what the fuck are you talking about?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Get off my lawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# was that overkill?
i'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Holocaust?

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Don't mind if I do!
*gasses*
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# jeez I shoulda optimised this a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)
# inflatable frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# is that all you can
frogs?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# inflatable frogs
.
The xray'd person in the wheel chair doesn't fit in the shell of the darlek. And it's very green and un xray like. But I like it and I need sleep. There was a whale in the thames. People got excited, i think it's probably going to die now. Maybe some group will come along and save it but I doubt it. The thames is so dirty it's probably got almost every disease possible a bit like Mr Burns in the Simpsons but enough of my inane rambling I really should go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5566869
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I figure it doesn't matter
since i'm a good few hundred miles away and battleships are a bit bigger than whales.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# i blame yhu for everything
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
# excellent
direct all complaints to Mr Whale, River Thames, London, England.
You can't miss me I look a little out of place. (i'm the one not taking pictures of a whale.)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)
# what I don't understand is
how could they have "lost sight" of it?
if they can "lose sight" of something that fucking size then what fucking hope have we got of protection against any fucking thing?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Well again submarines are bigger than whales.
Although I agree it's alittle disturbing that it got all this way without the army attempting to blow it up or sink it. What if terrorists have planted a bomb inside!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# all fish
should be shot on sight.
Don't tell them your name Pike!
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Whistle while you work
hitler is a twerp
he's half-barmy
so's his army
whistle while you work.

night
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Hm...
I've heard the last three lines...

Mussolini
Bit his weenie
Now it doesn't work.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:00, archived)
# hehe
more inflatable frogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Crips
have rights too you know, bastard.

/but not the same number of rights as lefts, generally.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# meanwhile...... in an alternative universe....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)
# 'cunt'
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)
# A Whale in the thames?!
(Charlie-M, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)
# OMG A WHALE IN THE THAMES
whales suck

h

Also Prescotts a wanker and i'm going to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Rats
of the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)
# do they not
blow?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)
# I expect they eat, piss, poo, fart
and do many other wonderous things that lots living creatures do.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:22, archived)
# thing is
if a whale can get through our tidal defences then what hope do we have?
maybe this is a thanks for all the fish moment?
I suppose you've been discussing this all day...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I guess they would
Maybe they have two settings like some vacuum cleaners?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# 3 actually
1. blow crap back onto the floor.
2. blow crap in my face.
3. leave the crap in the thames where it belongs.

/oh crap i'm working in lundun this week
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# no need
to be concerned for the animal's safety, as I can't find my bloody gun.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)
# you bastard,
i was just thinking of doing that!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Mwarharhar!
=P
(Charlie-M, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)
# Why did you change your name?
It confuses old people like me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)
# *shrugs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# don't worry
he's having a WHALE of a time!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:14, archived)
# whale
I never
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)
# you've 'Orca'strated some bad ones in your time
but 'flipper'in' hell!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)
# I shole hope this doesn't
turn into a fish puns thread
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Oh.My.Cod.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)
# I'm herring some really bad puns here.
(Charlie-M, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)
# this is all giving me a haddock
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# this is niether the plaice or time.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Salmon should really put a stop to all this.
(Charlie-M, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# redistribute moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)
# He used to give me noses,
/oh fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)

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