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# Finger licking good.
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(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# ?
she only has 4 and a thumb on each hand in teh pic?
i'm thick as shit, me
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# oooh
what mighty pedantary!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# they put that i had 6 fingers in our office xmas card this year
a bemused personnel manager approached my girlfriend
asking in all honesty if it was true.....

the shame :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# maybe someone saw you thrapping
and assumed it was a finger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# *thraps*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Mighty White
Shame his eyesight isn't mighty.
(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# true
i just re-counted and now i am all teh idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Ahh, you b3at me!
b3ta.com/board/5588774
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)
# eeerily acurate
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# how rare!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)
# haharf!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# *shakes, peers
"you spend too much time on teh board"
damn
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Anyone remember that Reeves and Mortimer sketch where they were dressed up as Slade and
the monster truck superglue got everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha - yes indeed
"I've just swallowed five bees"


its all coming out on DVD in April
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# The smell of....?
that is the best news I've heard this year
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# i fucking love teh mortimer
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# bulp
www.space1999.net/~catacombs/cybermuseum/Annual75/a75page54.html
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# eeeek
is Thor awake yet ?
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# somewhere
he was around earlier
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# yes
can i help?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)
# i've done a poo poo
but no one is here to wipe me clean :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)
# let it dry in the air and then pick it off with a tea spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] One
more repostulation before I go...

See y'all next week.
*off to pub*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# nice
lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
#
am gona read some more white ninja today
i'm really liking the series
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# It gives us all hope
I just finished reading the patches back catalogue.
I despair that I will never create such a simple, expressive character!
and by expressions I mean 'make me laughs'.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# It's obviously time for me to shit my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)
# did the bell ring?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# No, the angels started rimming me.
what are these 'bells' you speak of, earthling?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# It is a musical instrument of sorts
the shape of a normal distribution pattern, as if rotated in Blender. Within this hollow structure is a weight wich stikes the outer wall creating a noise. Usually made of metal, can be big or small.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# yay for pubs and compo pearoasts
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# ooh - ya pisser - I almost did something similar but it ended up as my post above
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I repost for the compo?
Oh good. But I won't use up a new thread cuz that would be norty.

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Lovley
Very Hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
#
*falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# that is superb! It's making my mind boggle
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# that makes my brain go on holiday
and my eyes retire to the coast
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# oooh that's made me feel quite sick
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Oooooooooooooooooooooooo,
lully :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Looks like
some funky disease. Woo!
(jesushairdresser minges, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
MY EYES!!!!!11!!1!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Woo -
it goes well with Automobile Industry by Takayuki Nakamura.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# ohhhh... the colours...
*reaches for the lasers*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Let's see now...

(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# As we're in a childish mood this morning...


( Clickee Biggee )
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# heh heh! ya pooftah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Arf!!!
Tufty!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# haha
"tucking his penis inside his moist trousers" - hahahahaahahahahaha

edit: my aunt used to be a tufty club spokeswoman, going round the schools teaching kids about Tufty and his freinds using puppets - i remember being fascinated as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# you were never fascinating
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# meany
*fires potato cannon in Ironbru Tetsuo's face*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Defends with tennis racket
eats chips
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# curses!
foiled again

*escapes in secret submarine*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)
# *bends periscope
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)
# The second rule of robot club is...YOU DO NOT. TALK. ABOU-
Wait, I got that wrong. The second rule of robot club is 'no smoking'.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Yay
Ihadntthoughtofdat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)
# :)
heh hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
super
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Rule 9
First night at Tufty Club....you WILL cross the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Talking to yourself?
Madness! :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# That's what I said.
( Shut Up : They'll think you're mad. )
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Repostulated
compost...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# As soon as this compo was announced I've been waiting for that!
*loves this*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
# 'ning! thought you should know
the job hunt is going well, 4 interviews next week. Although I'm not sure about the Life Science one...I'm going to ask if you get an armoured car and Police Protection.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# excellent news mate, im glad things are going ok...
not sure how much help my info was, but im glad things seem
to be going well for you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha
needs 'the other left'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
what a grand compo this is
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
"DONT
PANIC!"
D. Adams


 woo to you sah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Acetastic
TJ: did someone here do a 'Its only a fucking whale' BBC shop with 'venessa feltz takes a bath' under the pic? If so its being used on the BBC quiz of the week
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# twas miss Pachey Pie

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Fair enough
She should have tagged it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# It was that newsmash
that prompted Rob to suggest we all did a bit more tagging
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Woo to that person
It was someone on here alright.

Oh, and - patronising gits - it may be a mammal but it still can't breathe out of water cos of its own weight.
(Mori, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)
# i knew there was a reason!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)
# heh heh!
the correct usage of ham touching a pea roast
have another woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# *buys five
in various sizes and colours*
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] For the ladeeez

Click for huge embiggening.
(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hehheheheheheheheh!!
great comedy timing on the indicators
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
...even for girls!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# the thing is... that's absolutely what would happen...
there's no scientific proof, but it's a fact.
(bittersoundfoundation, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Heh
Nice!
(insert username here, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Croquet anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
score!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Is that...
...a Gilliam foot?
(I helped save b3ta! R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I am sooooo sorrry


(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# hehehe!
you should be! I dunno, never heard of ATG, indeed . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# ATG - Is it something to do with cars?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# no


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
But JD was technically a Spacker, not a mong. I love that phrase!

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Do you know what
google did not return any decent images for mong, even with safesearch off, and i could not bring myself to type "Downs syndrome" into a search engine just to make a shit joke, because lookigna t all the serious downs sites would make me feel bad, so i made do with joey.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Fair enough
Cheer up, don't be downs in the dumps about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Heh. Don't be sorry.
It gives me a reason to Reap Host
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Woo
Have this in reposted reply:

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# No seriously, you'll form a better bond with the black community
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# arf! "Mammmy, how I love ya how I love ya..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# I'd walk a million miles
for one of your reposts . . . 'ning Arch


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# This reply is sponsored by the words "Pot", "Kettle"
and the number "Black"

'ning dave
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# onetwothreefourfive
sixseveneightnineten
eleven
twelve!
ba ba ba bada!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ha ha - the trippy pinball machine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# i've looked everywhere for a sample of that tune
and i can't find it anywhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Here ya go
Sesame Street pinball theme: www.devilducky.com/media/41257/
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)
# ha ha!
i blame the mormons masons!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# you can't shoe polish a turd!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *sighs*


/gets coat and slowly does the walk of shame.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo! and 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# 'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# You are the weakest link...goodbye...
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# heh heh!
*hides stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
this is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] soz if bindun - tried looking but bizzy :@ )

and a great big 'ning to you all.
and a quick edit downsizewards
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# cliteracy
class

edit: i just learned...

Neologisms are words and terms that have recently been "coined" and generally do not appear in any dictionary

A protologism is a term to refer to a word that is created and used in the hope that it will become widely used and an accepted part of the language. A successful protologism becomes a neologism. An unsuccessful protologism may become a paleologism.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Hamtoucher?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# an unstable nelogism
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Neologisms:unstable

pfft jism!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha,
Woo!


....er, what's a clitoris?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Hers is in a fucking weird place by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# he has
looooooooooong fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Ah ah ah
/Wouldn't know, I haven't read the book yet
(duck Quack !, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)
# *orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# heh heh!
*ignorance is bliss
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# what's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?
a man will spend up to half an hour looking for a golf ball
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# maybe they should paint them a bright colour
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning!

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# i think the artist over estimated nelson's column
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# 'lo Vuvu!
Have a Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# 'lo, Guv...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:20, archived)
# What did you do yesterday Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Died and went to hell


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Compo?
it then :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# clegg?
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Roberta's b3ta e-web thingy

Apologies for blatant sexism especially to all the lezzer feminists.
(I helped save b3ta! petuniadb, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# haha, i like the newsletter text. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# that took
me ages to get
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# ha ha
it should always be like this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# at what point to you call yourself a man.
i still feel like a little boy. *eats pineapple chuncks*

/childlike blog
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# chuncks?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# yes... it doesnt look right does it.
well I am sticking by it. just to prove that firefox needs to get a move on with its version 2 with in built spell checker.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# right about then......
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# HAHA
any particular reason, or just general bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# *cums*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# for a moment then i thought i was still on the homepage!
*Desperately clicks message board link :(

you never call!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
I love the "In other news" bit. Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# you never call!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Those sick puppies at the Beeb....
(I helped save b3ta! finger jockey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
#
Image hosting by Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
I think I need to practice my fit aswell. Joey Deacon style
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Silly BBC boys. In other news
Permision to pearoast sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:11, archived)
# very
... 'fitting'
(gusset, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha - I love the unshopped
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Fitness to practice!
www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/home.php

Phallus of sand, I know, but the CD has just gone back on sale, so worth a mention :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# 'lo MSN is b0rky, keep thumping F5 until it appears



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# 'lo sweet chariot
what's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# You young spacker!
GROW UP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# you had a lunch party?
wasn't invited :( sniff sniff
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# well, don't blame me
I couldn't add anyone as I use webmess


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# *blames
*forgives
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:14, archived)
# HaHa
My company used to sell a product called Crystal Reports and the product manager was called Alistair.
So when he sent out information on said product it was entitled "Crystal tips from Alistair".

Not necessarily funny but true.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:05, archived)
# 3.7 on my funny-o-meter!
Thass more that the whole ATG gallery put together, so good enough for me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Is that 3.7 out of 100?
Er, what is atg gallery ?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# SOMEONE TELL THIS MAN ABOUT ATG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:08, archived)
# yes please
...
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# SHUT IT, HATBOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:11, archived)
# *wanks*?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
#
don't look at me
*considers changing name to clueless
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:12, archived)
# It's Atlanta Gas Light
Dave has shares
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# falls over laughing
at the funny kitten picture on my desk - obviously not this post ......

/hides
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Fucking CRPE.DLL
I used to be up to my arse in that API about 10 years ago. It was buggy as fuck. as was th OCX they provided hence the need to use the API.

Edit: Sorry for technical rant but the words Crystal Reports brought back bad memories.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# 'ning!
...and woo! I remember it well...


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# 'ning Grandad

*swaps lengthy stories about the war*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone live here ffs? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:54, archived)
# What? Sidcup?
I was born there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:55, archived)
# i live there!

how you doing sush?
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Hee hee hee
That rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# hey
i drews this for you last night, but you went to sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# What is going on
with that sheeps anus?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# welll
www.ashearer.f2s.com/blog/wp-gallery/WhatWomenWant/ambition.gif
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Ah
*sees*

My mind always expects filth
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# thats b3ta for you
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# YAY!
And double-yay! Thas aceness in a can.

*sings the merry sheep-in-space song*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I did also make this.
not really that funny, but i think monsters should floss.
Clickity
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Of course monsters should floss
How else would they keep their monster teeth so sharp and menacing?

Plus it always helps with the monster ladies.

(Tis nice to see your stuff again)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Does it rock your socks?
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Ha, I was actually thinking of that
So yes. Yes it does.

'Ning hunny, you well?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# A bit hungover and sleepy
But it's FRIDAY so I'm grand! You?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Fuzzy
*very* fuzzy. But otherwise grand, I've got a day of sewing Domos and playing on Illustrator *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Sewing Domos?
Do you not work young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:15, archived)
# I do...
But part-time. Far too many other projects going on to work 5 days a week : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Sewing domos and playing on illustrator
sounds like a far more worthwhile cause anyway
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# hahahahah a
hahahhaha woooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)
# pfffffffft
'ning mate! :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:00, archived)
# ha ha!
biggah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Jesus
BIGGAAAAAAAAAAAR

Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# 'ning luvly. :)
how's you this fine (squelchy) day?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Today is a squelchy day?
Shall I get the wellies?

I'm well thankyou, bit of a fuzzy head but nothing this coffee can't handle. Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Hungover.
Hungover. Hungover. Hungover. Hungover. Hungover. Hungover. Bacon! Hungover.

Yes, squelchy! It's drizzling in Manc. Or it was. But then it's Manc, so no surprise there. I'm only going out in wellies with you if we can stop off at a pub on the way and get drunk and throw them over a fence into a field. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Bacon bacon bacon bacon!
and 10, 000, 000 cups of tea.

And more bacon.

EDIT: Why else would you wear wellies? Theyre for throwing at cows.

But not sheep. Sheep rock.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:01, archived)
# haha
I used to throw my wellies at pigs when I got annoyed. And then realise I had to walk through pig shit to get them back
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# How could you?!
Pigs are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:09, archived)
# 'Ning!
"Biggar" indeed.... Funny really, you came in, and all of a sudden, I was.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha, that's a coincidence.
You giant lurker. How goes it m'dears?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:02, archived)
# I'm all good and stuff, fankoo!
Same old same old, didn't bother going to bed last night, just did a lot of fwapping. Had breakfast, gagged at stench eminating from my own unwashed forekin, pulled back and scrubbed. Had coffee. B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Splendid.
I hope you remembered to scrub behind your ears too. I've heard what you boys get up to late at night.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# fek me
thats quite big
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# who needs to zoom in?
we have it at 1:1 scale here folks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Crikey.
That makes my house feel smaller. :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:57, archived)

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