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# Mr. (topupthe) T
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha oh my god
*puts into profile*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# ohh teh punnage
ohh the sucking up!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# hahah
aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# which tea though?
the answer...



ty foo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# wots that background?
I am starving so they look like chips to me at the moment....

*needs food*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# haha
yeah they're chips
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:39, archived)
# There's a girl works down the chip shop...
...swears she's Elvis Mr T

(or something)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)
# haha!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# oooh
technically it's not a pearoast as I never posted it on here...

(cfb)

Also WOO for Mrs T :)
(meagle, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:52, archived)
# is everyone watching half-ton man on 4?
It's not very good, but there is richard simmons!
(spunkbasket3000, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# ah well
what about richard simmons!
(spunkbasket3000, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# no
life on mars
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Well then what's that big alien face thing you can see on the surface?
(checkers, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# your brain
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# I said big
(checkers, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# good point
its your ego then
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)
# oh, ok then.
You're quite grumpy aren't you?
(checkers, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)
# no course not
im in quite a happy mood actually
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# horray!
(checkers, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you just made tea come out of my nose
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)
# oooh
*changes over*
i forgot that was on!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# It's 1973, lunchtime, I'm 'aving 'oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:46, archived)
# uhhh
ohhh.
(leftehhhh, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# ...
(osiem, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# i still love that guy
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# Thats wonderful.
*actually* wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# ...
(osiem, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# That one
is hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:44, archived)
# turn it off then.
Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# nopes
i'm watching "northern lights" it's a bit boring!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# GIRAFFE SPORKBEAST
ATTACK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# my thoughts
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# sporkalicios
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# giraffe!
i choose you!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# My sporkion will cain your long necked gimp...
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:40, archived)
# wow!
sporkion is an unprecedentedly funny word!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:41, archived)
# seen it.
made fun of it...


Pissed me OFF because his fucking wife, who says she cares for him, keeps feeding him shit food!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# I never knew 3 fried eggs for breakfast could be so good for you!
Stoopid people.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# very, VERY stupid
I know she loves him, but if she LOVED him, she'd feed his fat ass carrots.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:33, archived)
# what are ass carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# YOU SHOULD KNOW!
...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# She'd also make his fat ass go to the supermarket with her
That bird off "You Are What You Eat", she'd sort him out.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
HELLS YEAH she would!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# I am, and it's highly amusing.
Nonetheless... /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# no
coz my TV is behind me, and I dont have eyes in the back of my head.

and anyway, I'd rather be searching for porn playing with my music gear....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Thumbah Akbar!!!


Oh noes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# barry scott
"Bang and the thumb is gone"
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# i have a ferret called barry scott.
he's greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# do you race him?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# not had him long and he's too fat...but have raced some in the past
mostly they go out and kill rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Huzzah for vicious mustelids!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:42, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Thats remarkably cute for a terrorist.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# You'd be surprised.
teh fluff is their secret weapon...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# This place must be full of them then
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Have you never realised?
b3ta is a secret Al Queada training site!*


*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# *slaps*
thanks...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# So THATS what the "clut" QOTW was all about...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# it's where the whole hamtoucher thing comes from.
maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:43, archived)
# It's Wildheart Baby's thumb
it's holding him hostage until all of the brethern toes am released from teh shoe prison.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Free the wildheart 10!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# *struggles with the radiator chains*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:52, archived)
# BROWN STAIN!

wow i'm shouty today
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# CLEARLY
PERHAPS YOUR BATTERIES ARE DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:31, archived)
# sorry?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I SAID
YOUR FUCKING BATTERIES ARE DEAD!

ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:57, archived)
# hahaa
action shot! :) woo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# I do love that
hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:48, archived)
# the streets of Rome, 1953...
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# i loves that!
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Marlon Brando?
standagge!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# hahahahhaaa
you sir are a loon and I love you so.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)
# run away
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:25, archived)
# i'm glad i was stuck on the m25 at 1953
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# based on a true story!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Lully
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# *enhuggles*
ow.....ow.....ow.....ow......ow.....ow.....ow....ow.....ow....ow
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:29, archived)
# haha
that's ace and wicked and purple! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Arrgh!
Image hosting by Photobucket

I was messing with the colour changing brush.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
# CUNT HORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:53, archived)
# BEWARE!
mona lisa is a alien!
(tigernoodle, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Watch out kitty!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# liquidation
uses lots of teh kilobytes
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# tis not liquidation
tis an almethera filter
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# i meant liquidation of the water
it is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:36, archived)
# There's an alien in the shrubbery
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:23, archived)
# is it the head shaped thing below the doors?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)
# "I'm off" Said Mr Benn...


"Geezer down the shops got me a job in Dubai"
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Aw did you watch it today?
Aw.

Pauline went to the station to accept his marriage offer before he buggered off to Dubai but he wasn't there! She'd missed him!

But then she got back to her house, feeling all sorry for herself, when suddenly, a shopkeeper appeared.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# it was quite sweet...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Only until she finds out about his costume fetish...
...and that he only wants freebies from laundrette to get stains out.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# well she's well past it now, she can't be picky.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:23, archived)
# Tallyho! It's tail-end Charlie!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# mreows
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Nice stuffs.
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# hahah
so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Arf!
 
Well, he does look a bit ginger beer.

cabbage crates over the briny
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha!
I like his stern look as he makes the kill. Fucking evil bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
this is brylcreemiunt!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:23, archived)
# yay
cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:38, archived)
# now that's a public information film
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Pearoast Pearoast pearoast
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# if you insist
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# *giggles like a cunt horse*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
# PEAROAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
YESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Ooh... I'll have a nice roast pea!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:24, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:28, archived)
# haha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# roast them peas....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# it's the dancing gervais (novelty balloon)

wwwww.limpfish.com
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Hehe!
Karl Pilkington would make an even better balloon.

EDIT: You should send this to his Podcast - [email protected].
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
*pops*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# smashing
did you ever get out for your camilla horse pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# yeah
a bit of pocket money from spice tat, I think there's a dodgy t shirt guy that still owes me cash though, bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# not bad
the bloody papers should have given you a few quid too, robbing cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:21, archived)
# 'lo
what flavour birthday cake do you want?
Options are lemon, coffee or chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# whaat no guinness flavour111eleven (i'm so young)
errrm lemon i think, like www.lemonparty.org
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:20, archived)
# No guinness flavour
But if you really want lemonparty flavour, then I can do my best
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:30, archived)
# hehe
I was just listening to his podcast actually. More Balloons
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# : O
Too right, where can I get a nun baloon?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# possibly on a tshirt one day
when i get round to it or something.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Yay!
Do it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# which reminds me i should
watch some father ted.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# OFFICIAL.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# I like this lots!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# fab!
have a cowloon

hullo all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# I've been watching
that cow for ages waiting for it to fall.
(Ash Oops, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
#
Swiped from a site, hmm...
(thirdvertigo, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:19, archived)
# their own?
the fucking bastard....
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:22, archived)
# Weather: fucking cold.
Image hosting by Photobucket

*blows nose for the umpteenth time*
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# nice, though your kazoo looks fucked
may i recomend a comb and tissue paper
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# I think that what you mean
was intended to be a cloud of breath...though yes, it does look like a kazoo now.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Great, Father Jack is loose again....DOUGAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA!
CAKE OR DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Sacrelicious
ROFL
(Hairy Midget, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# haha
I want smores.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Haha
:: smores ::
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Haha.
I drew mohammed twice today. I'm that much of a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *ignites*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# hurrah for smores
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Sacrilicious!
Woo!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha
you drew a picture of a picture of mohammed! JIHAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# O, that Cap'n!
 
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# The return of Cap'n Biscuit
tatselessly topical, the way we love it! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# And a worthy subject for him to return to
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha
finally a funny one in this bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:17, archived)
# hurrah for the return


or have i just missed lots?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:18, archived)
# *clicks numerous times*
DAMN YOU! I was drinking!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:23, archived)
# woo!
hurrah for cap'n biscuit!
(I helped save b3ta! sudo is bored, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:49, archived)
# United
(thirdvertigo, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# how strange...was just talking about morrissey to someone on yahoo.
very wooh.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# How strange...
I was just talking about whinging, whiney bastards, too.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# talking about yourself again ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# ha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# lubberly image
but I have to say.. with many apologies, as it is ONLY my opinion...

The Smiths are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# WITCH ! BURN THE WITCH !
sorry. nervous twitch.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# A RHYME! A RHYME!
You do it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Teh Smiths
aren't all bad. I've merely heard them enough to choke a horse. I am done...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:27, archived)
# It's 'Chuck n Chuck'....FUUUUCCCCK!
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# thats a really
HUGE FUCKING head.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# DAN!
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# naD!
naD naD naD naD

actually!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:20, archived)
# oh..
yeah.
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Oodely oodely oodely oodely oodely oodely, fun fun fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# *clicking*
because it's original.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# eh?
...your 'cooking',..cooking what? oh, you're 'clicking',...sorry, still confused,...mescaline and coffee don't mix, what are you cooking,..i mean clicking??? Please explain yourself, before I drop mine pantaloons and present mine rump for beasting,....?
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# I care not
to beast your rump. I clicked that I liked it, because it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:35, archived)
# Speaking of trifle.....


I made this the other day and was very proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Curse you, b3ta.
Curse you all to hell.

*hungers for trifle*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# I would be!

*Falls down face-first into it*

I'm taking marks off for a lower-case i in an otherwise upper-case world.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# shit!
I didn't even notice that. My god. I'm a teacher aswell. That's tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# *as well

What do you teach, R.E. or sommat?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# heavens! not R.E
I teach Art, so its not like I have to know how to spell or anything.
innit
(I helped save b3ta! Whythebigpaws?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# lucky you
all RE teachers must be BURNT!

*ignites embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# *burys head in trifle*
*dies happy*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Get out! There's not enough room!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# I bloody love trifle
I do.

*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5627228
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Well i'm glad i'm not the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Just a trifle
bit wonderful that is!
(nsp, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# This is MOST good
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# mmmmm
trifle - can you email me a smidge pls?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# KOIT FLASH PRODUCTIONS PRESENT
Shit or Miss !!

A flash game.........test your visual identification of turds. You know you want to.

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# woah
haven't seen you around in forever!

*tests visual idenfication of turds*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# you
strange little man.


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# cooorect
poo-rific!

Is it wrong i got 9 out of 11 before getting too disturbed?
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# You sleep with shit don't you !!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# i spend a lot of time outdoors
studying it when its stuck to my shoes. (the deer one for example i got straight away)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
# That's cool.
I got the first three right, but then it got harder...

...and I got angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# It gets harder if you touch it
oh, right, you meant the game...........
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Hooray!!
That's a load of shit
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

click for answer
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# woooooooooooooo
i likes that
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# I've always been partial to the jokes with the logical punchline.
They seemed to be the funniest to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
has always been a favourite of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# Ooooh, joke-piss
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# Crikey!
seems like a popular one!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Of course!
Best joke ever!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# Absolutely! "Why did the girl fall off the swing"
Remains my favourite joke of all time ever.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:58, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# "Why did the girl fall off the swing?"
is still one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Is that the
"no arms" one?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *bang*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# pffft.
silly monkey
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# It was cocking dead!
One of my favourite jokes, that.

Along the lines of:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor."

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Why is a fridge like a carrot?

Neither can climb trees.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I had to restrain from spraying my drink all over the keyboard.
I will remember that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# What's red and invisible?



No tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# YES
That one works so much better with the hand-action.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:02, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Oh my
put your hand out like you have somerhing in your palm, then say "what's this?"

"No tomatoes"

It works wonderfully in real life, I swear
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *Steals*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# When I was younger
there was a bloke who used to be a tag-along (always around, but could never get rid of him). Dumb as a bag of hammers, he used to ALWAYS fall for the NO-SOAP, RADIO!! joke...

edit: I agree about the tomatoes joke
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
I hope you pushed him over into the mud on many an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:13, archived)
# what's brown and sticky
a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:03, archived)
# YES!
Or what's pink and fluffy?


Pink fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# what's got blue hair and falls of a cliff
a drunken old woman
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*steals*

EDIT: How do you make a bunch of old ladies shout "FUCK!"?

Shout "BINGO!"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Or
"What do you do when an elephant comes thru your window?
Swim for it"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# Or...
What did Napoleon say to his men before they got on the boat?






-Get on the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:59, archived)
# where did general patton keep his armies
up his sleevies
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I demand you draw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I would but I'm accidented
home.thirdage.com/Humor/wildheartbaby2/thumb.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Aww.. sos, mate!
that's a bloody shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I see what you did there
luckily, its only part of the nail and some skin, any harder I might have lost part of the thumb

actually, that would be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Where are the Andes?
On the end of my armies.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
# what's ten feet long and smells of piss
the post office queue on pension day
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:09, archived)
# only 10 feet?
You should count yourself lucky...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Cor!
you must be the strongest person EVAR!

edit: are you Uruguay?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:10, archived)
# No, you're a gay!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:15, archived)
# people pointing out, the gayness in others
are latent homosexuals

you big queer...

...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha.

You gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:21, archived)
# I knew a whole series of these.
I think I can remember some of them.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it was dead.

Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A. 'Cause it thought it was a game.

Q. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
A. I can't remember the answer to this one.

Or the remaining eighty-ten million.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# He was tied to the other two.


Why did the elephant fall over?
He was hit by falling monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I LOST THE GAME
omg teh caps!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# I WON
THE GAME!
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# ah fuck
*shoots you*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# 3) because it had been shot
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ahem
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *falls down dead*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:07, archived)
#
Did someone say Dead Monkey?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:01, archived)
# :)
haha, most cool
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:04, archived)
# your game
says I am the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Carmen's legs were the envy of all Turin!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:50, archived)
# And it's all done in the best ~possible~ taste.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:51, archived)
# That is
Ronnie Corbett
(Truph Tooph, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:52, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# PHWOAR!
Bet she looks good on the dancefloor.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# i dont know what your look at old men for


i have no idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm sure she's looking for something. Doesn;t cost much either, by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Ronnie Corbett
could only afford half the treatement.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Bag on her head
Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:53, archived)
# that disturbs me
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 6 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)

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