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# Check me out.



I'm all about the pancakes...
And having no bones in my neck...

Is every pancaked up today?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:34, archived)
# *would*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Flattered
but glad there is a frying pan to hand.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:37, archived)
# That works great with the B-52s' Rock Lobster
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Arf!
You tosser!


clever bugger
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# adverts can get annoying...

i know it isnt brilliant but its my first post woo yay!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Make it into a flash game.
You'll be rich.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Spunk in this man's face!
Win a FREE iPOD NANO!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Exactly what I was thinking.



(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:34, archived)
# and a tissue
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# welcome
always good to start with a cdc
worked for me!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:32, archived)
# ha!~
wilkommen
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Rob on Channel 4's Funniest Moments
Did you see him???
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# I don't want to be put on the naughty step,
so I have decided to ask permission before I annoy anyone.

May I?

Please?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# i think in this instance
it is allowed :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:33, archived)
# I have decided to wait and see if he reoffends.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# i hold no authority...
but i would like to see someone on fucking fire! ; )
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Did you take a picture for us?



(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# I did
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:47, archived)
# can't say I did
pretty fed up of all these '50 best', '100 greatest', etc tv shows
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# yeah
to be fair i can make up my own mind what the '100 greatest' things are, without some prick from C4 telling me
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:34, archived)
# there is a video of it on the links board
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Whats all this GMT nonsense about then?
GMT? Never heard of it

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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Get back in your box.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:27, archived)
# OHMYGODS THE BRIDGE CAN TALK.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# its talking to itself too
bloody loon
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Right



RIS?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# it's what all the time in the world is measured by
as us british invented time, without us you'd all be fucked.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Isn't CET...
Central European Time, and therefore GMT +1?

Do you mean EST, CST, MST or PST?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# EST's -5
I think CST's -6.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah, I thought so too.
Still, I thought i'd offer a range of answers; multiple choice is always easier, in my opinion.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:33, archived)
# The thing I like least about GMT
is being on it whilst at home

*buggers off for a nap*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# um
yeeeees
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Erm
CET? That's foreign muck, right?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:31, archived)
# CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY!


WWW.CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM
A new podcast every MWF!
Any ideas on how to get a non apple 1.8 hard drive into an ipod and making it work?

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Random, but great.
Woo and yay.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# SILLY MAN
MINCE IS NOT DIAMOND!

/fucks mince ring
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# MINCE!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Runawayveryveryfast
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# *shrugs*
Okay.

*runs*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Why is the man on the left
hovering while talking on his mobile?

Is the hovering a strange side effect of working in the meat artillery?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Teacher: JohnK. Draw acetone.

Saw his blog. Interesting molecule there...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Technically, both are wrong
*hides face for being too chemistry*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:25, archived)
# What's wrong with them?
Is it the little legs?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Yep yep yep
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:27, archived)
# and the chemical composition
and carbon's bonding
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# it was many years ago
I did ke-hem-istry...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# There's no shame in chem pedantry
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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Superhydrogen!
3 bonds!

(erm, even the "correct" one isn't)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# he clearly sys it's decaying
and you are being pedantic
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Afternoon all.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:23, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a common honey producing insect.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Tam Cowan (Scottish Radio Footie pundit/ comedian)
nearly got fired from BBC Radio Scotland, when on the Day Di died, the motherwell team were playing their match, and he suggested that as a mark of respect for Diana, they all should bump into the tunnel as they came onto the pitch...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Your all gay.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Actually, I am not.
I have tried very hard, but I just cannot manage it.

I think it is this awful cold.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# my own personal Princess Diana?

lovely!~
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Erm?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Hey..


Extra points for the Comic Sans??

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Fantastic
*clicks*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:22, archived)
# This
Rather big coincidence, I was yelling 'Cunt' I saw him on the telly a few nights ago
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Haha.
Woo.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# what the hell are you on about?
Ben Affleck is the greatest actor of our time!

Oh hang on, I've just realised he isn't.

carry on.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:25, archived)
# He's a cunt
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:27, archived)
# yeah sorry,
that's the word I was looking for. It came out all wrong...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Love the anim...
..what's going on here then?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Haha!
Fucking ace.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Here you go then
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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:14, archived)
# FLID!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:18, archived)
# FLID!

He's got fuckin tiny arms!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# you just reminded me of a kid who was in my sisters class.

two identical twin brothers except one of them had an arm that hadn't grown, so it was the size of a babys arm.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:22, archived)
# heh

I bet he was popular with the girls :D
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# only when holding an apple

;)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# ahahha flid-tastic
he has an 'im about to guff' facial expression
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ...

It's those Gumph Nappies that they wear, they can let rip and it don't matter! That's the home helps job :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:25, archived)
# ahhh i see
might have to purchase some of them, would save moneys on me water bill using the toilet less :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:28, archived)
# I like the addendum to your name
hate that fucking shite song though
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:18, archived)
# I can stand the song
a big pile of crap
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# christ!
steady on fella!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Steam Wagon
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Woo yay Dibnah!
that really is nice.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# new record
4 hours on this one

edit: bah, and ive just spotted an error. Suckage.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Hurrah thats grand
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:19, archived)
# ooo
those are very cool :D
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Very nice
cheered me up a bit :-) cheers really needed that
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:26, archived)
# they looove teh cock!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)
# No
mine was much much bigger.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# The Fluffy Teim Theatre Presents: "Sad & Glad"

Unshopped, taken about an hour ago (in between pooping sessions on the bed).
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Worried and maniacal?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Thats a evil cat on the right.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# My first attempt at a vector! The glorification of terrorism
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Woo to That!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# name that 3D App
erm I'll start with lightwave.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)
# huzzah!
I was reading the other day on the bbc that he rather likes hugs and he is not a fan of kissing.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# hehe
I mean c'mon, who doesn't enjoy a hug now and again?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Simon weston
would have been set against a hug a few years ago
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Hullo there sir
caught my little tribute yesterday? :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:13, archived)
# yes i did you sexy mother fucker
can i add it to my profile? .. saved it to me desktop.

/bums a little
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Most certainly
it was done quicker than I at first expected, too. :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# thanks
/added
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:21, archived)
# I dont think so
ill go check it out
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Em...
not you :p
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# 'Lo all.

Went to a 70's party recently.Went all Marc Bolan-y.
Note that while it's mainly womens clothes,the leopard print trousers are mine :)
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Not Real Photo Tuesday again!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
#
Hey,it's better than Bestiality Wednesday.

Wed-nes-day.Hehehehe
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# nut-uh
I'm hard pressed to think of anything better than Bestiality Wednesday. Unless the very young and/or very old are involved.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# puff
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# You are
KD Lang AICMFP
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Constannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt shaviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
^^this
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# *makes note*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Is it me
Or do you have short lepper arms?

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
#
No they're bent.

Much like i look.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# nope nope nope

They be short little arms!!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# FLID!
FLID!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I'm disgusted.
I posted this five minutes ago and no one's photoshopped some magenta cocks in there?Awful.

DO IT NOW,YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION...BUT ONLY FOR TEN MINUTES.!RUN!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# We need permission...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# I believe we just got it...

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Vespa Box
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Vespula vulgaris
box
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:15, archived)
# permission takes away the fun
:(
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
#
Ok,no permission.


DO IT ANYWAY!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:08, archived)
#
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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:07, archived)
#
YAY!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# it's edward penis hands. he has a film
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
I like!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
#
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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
even betterer!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
#
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(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# bring on the lawsuit
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *sues your embassy*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Yes...
we're on our way to your embassy right now....

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# that's rather woo
but what did I tell you about smoking crack?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# can't
remember... but, I have a strange mind-eye image of a massive sized "jaffa cake"

:D
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I had some Tesco Value Jaffa "cakes"
a few days ago. Tasty. But they go stale after 20 mins out of the packet. Bastards.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# A packet of Jaffa Cakes lasting 20 minutes?
You, sir, are the very model of restraint.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# heh
girlfriend was watching. She'd moan if I scoffed all of 'em in front of her.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Good
job they'd gone the fine way of mouldy then...!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Unless it was one of the fuckoff ginormous ones
with like 60 cakes or something
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# but, but, but.. Vespas are lovely
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# that be true
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# heh
i think vispa sounds like it should be a female hygine product.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# interestingly...
vespa is the italian word for "wasp".

this was probably named so because it sounds like one.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:56, archived)
# gosh
it's the same in Latin. Those languages must be related... :D
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# or,
a hidden female part
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Your sig
makes me grin
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:57, archived)
# heh
good. i do love a good wobble every now and then.

*apple product launch watches*
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:06, archived)
# or a character in Casino Royale
or latin for wasp. But that would be Vespa.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:58, archived)
# So,
what does Swan Vesta mean, then?

or am I on crack and Jaffa Cakes again?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# im
gona sue for that colour!

is it diarrhea-gold?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I agree,
that is a rather striking hue of turd...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# your jobbies are golden!?
ebay them!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)
# good plan!
whats the best way to induce said shit type?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:04, archived)
# for metallic poo...
1.buy thermometers
2.wait for price of thermometers to rise
3.sell thermometers for profit
4.use money for robotoplasty
5.go toilet
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# How can you have a high
possibility?

maybe you meant probability...

/pedant and cunt.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Keep on belming...
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# arrghh!
it's a head driving a lorry!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# nmmph nmmmph
never enough spackage for my liking
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:01, archived)
# I heard they are rather good..
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:48, archived)
# gordon has very feminie eyelashes there!
very nice pic :)

edit: I also like the way prescott looks like a complete spacktard
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# I wanted margrett Beckett to sing on a piano,
but no good source pictures..
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Does this mean the musicians are running things?
I sure hope so. Yay.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Groovy!
John keeps a mean beat, man.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Series 2: The Alladin Sane years
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:41, archived)
# i cant wait a year for the next series
/cries
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:42, archived)
# i thought they ruined it at the end of the first episode
by telling you he was in a coma.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:45, archived)
# there was always that air of uncertainty though as to whether he actually was
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# travel without moving...
much
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# it just kinda put me off.
so i stopped watching.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:51, archived)
#
heathen
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Meh!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Ignore the coma... it's a good 70's cop show
with an interesting twist. Nowt wrong with that.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:03, archived)
# ^----
i agree
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Dear Brian Ftang!
This makes me vere happy!

Have some old tat I made in Paint

Cheers!

Dave the Hat!


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:43, archived)
# hooray for zipp/zigg/y!
woo
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# and Boo!
for shite MSN gropes!

C]:0(


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Zippy played for time
Jiving us that we was voodoo
The kids was just crass
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
I watched that just last night
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:43, archived)
# exciting, huh!?


(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Indeed
Waiting for the next episodes to download be legally acquired as we speak
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# THANKYOU BITTORRENT :D
i didnt say that
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)
# IT IS AMAZING, INDEED!
what?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
#
i concur
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:50, archived)
# More Magentaness
Fire service accused of pissing around

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:40, archived)
# blue whale?
TJ: Lord Manley appeared in my pancake!



And my tertiary syphilis cleared up.

Wasn't worth its own thread, or indeed this threadjack. Carry on.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:41, archived)
# sell it on ebay!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:43, archived)
# I hope you had ham and lemon juice filling
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:49, archived)
# this one was with chocolate ice cream!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Yummy!
I'm cooking a goodly selection of sweet and savoury pancakes for Mrs Hamster tonight. Hopefully none of them will resemble Mr Manley.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Mrs Box is eating pancakes in a local Dutch pancakery tonight
So I have chosen to see a mate's nephew's band at the barfly and get drunk up on guinness instead!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Braw!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I love you.
longtime
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 17:24, archived)
# What off camera right?
another compo

Barrymore's face
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:42, archived)
# My
Brother-in-law is a fireman, and he's such a lazy fat bastard fat arsed driving fat bastard fireman.

The station had a 'car-wash' day, and the whole fire crew stood around with cups of tea watching the wives clean the cars.

Fire fatbastards got paid for it, too!

just my moan
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:53, archived)
# HAHA!
did they use cocks?
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 19:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hehe
Was about to call you a pearoasting hamtoucher...

But I see the difference ;)

Woo!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:43, archived)
# ^exactly this
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:44, archived)
# ^and again!

(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:47, archived)
# vere nice
nice bit of fluff with scary claws there
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 16:46, archived)

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