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# Oh heck...
It's all gone magenta... and, some.

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:19, archived)
# magenta cdc?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:22, archived)
# Bejesus.....
It's teh fucking windows screensaver!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:23, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:36, archived)
# Have a completely random repost to liven things up
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:17, archived)
# well... I never....
erm... ok...

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:19, archived)
# one of my favourite ever b3ta pictures/wooyays
was TEH KRANKIES with the caption:
"That's so good it makes us want to fuck all night!"
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:19, archived)
# It's like Alien
But scary
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:20, archived)
# damn you,
DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
:)

EDIT:
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:23, archived)
# COR!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:36, archived)
# Oh dear......
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:37, archived)
# How absurd


to swallow a bird
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Perhaps
she'll die.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:02, archived)
# wow
hasn't she been watching the news?

woo!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:06, archived)
# pffft
next one is a German cat.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:09, archived)
# WYH
Looks like Rolf Harris
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Awww he's bringing flowers
See, I knew he was only trying to be nice.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:50, archived)
# ahem...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
# CDC?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
# CDC time!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:58, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:00, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:01, archived)
# haha
Yeah, she loves teh CDC.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Hooyah
may I have this dance?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 3:29, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:01, archived)
[challenge entry] New Dolly
Linked, you little hitlers

*Edit: I am sorry. :(
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# HULL
off ya go to die

**don't really wanna see this :(**

**this be B3ta not orkish or what-not**

***Yeah coz non fascists just love to look at cut chard dead kids**
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# remove link also
that is too much you cunt

fuck the nawty steppe, just fuck off from b3ta

i suggest there is a "i really dont like this" button added to alert modders or something, this sort of thing is never going to be funny

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# *awaits MOD edit*
This is too far idiot. Link it!

Edit: Hitlers are we? I think you need to leave this place and go sign up on ogrish or somewhere else where they get erections when looking at pics of dead babies. That's not what B3ta is about.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# what the fuck is this?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Normally I find that type of thing funny*
but this really isn't


*depends on the circumstances. Actually, if it's a real person rather than a representation, I really don't
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# I've changed my mind
I've just realised that it IS REAL...

Sorry.. it'd have been good if it wasn't real.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# ^this
So much for fluffy
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# I AM NOT
:D

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:48, archived)
# O_o
I'm not gonna say anything about you blowing your load...

I'm sure someone else will do it for you. :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# pfft
.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:56, archived)
#
What did you call me?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:17, archived)
# Arf..ur
.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Have you seen it?
Where's me washboard?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:27, archived)
# o_O
What?

..the chuff?

...is going on.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)
# NO!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# WHAT?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:44, archived)
# wouldn't particularly mind a corpse pic if the joke was clever or funny
but this is neither, so fuck off.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:44, archived)
# -.o Pearoastage...
(original by Feng, modified by me)
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
I declare this thread 'worth it.'
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# oh - sweet - jesus - no
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:46, archived)
# hmmm
*can't see picture*

What exactly is so offensive about this?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:53, archived)
# He's..
Linked it. It was of a dead child. Nuff said.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:54, archived)
# Yeah, but when I clicked the link I got a message from photobucket saying it's not up anymore
Anyway, I now see what people are complaining about. Don't even want to see the picture now.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:00, archived)
# You sir
have earned yourself a visit from the pope.

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hot fluffy flag action


Yay for adequatulence!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# this must only be funny
to yanks, we British burn our flags to keep us warm through winter.

*jest* hehe tis noice
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# In Canada we wipe our bums with our flags
because we haven't invented toilet paper yet.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# and you still (rightly) consider yourselves better than americans
haha
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# We are
our beer is better.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:41, archived)
# It's really not hard
to have better beer than America
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# This is true
If we were to measure a country's worth by it's beer I'd have to put Germany at the top. Canada would be a distant 20th or something.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# What?
But it's so cold!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:47, archived)
# It looks like
...he's burning it with a detachable penis.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 2:50, archived)
# I am all of teh pedant

Unshopped
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:23, archived)
# empty
reservoirs and full pockets?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# ... meters?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Indeed
"I say, this water meter is 2 metres long"
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# I now understand
I assumed you spelled both "metre" because I'm American and ignorant
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# *spangs with special sarcasm-stick*
:)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# This really probably isn't helping my case
but I wasn't being sarcastic
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Irony?
And, is that a metal?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Yeah,
even I saw the irony in there
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:34, archived)
# On a completely unrelated note...
Last week someone phoned our landline and asked "Hello, is that London?"...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)
# What an amazing question!
hahaha
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)
# You'd think he'd have figured it out when he dialled the area code for London.....
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Well if he thought London had its own phone number
he probably wasn't coherent enough to recognize the area code
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:40, archived)
# pffft
Maybe he'd heard 'London Calling' and was trying to call back....
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:42, archived)
# hahahaha
that made me laugh too much*


*out loud
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Get
a lot of visitors do you?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# nah
and the phone was put in fresh when we moved in..
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Ah...
there's your problem... they were probably phoning the new phone instead of the old one.!

:D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:43, archived)
# At least you are no more ignorant than some anonymous soul at the BBC*
*Or many many other people
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
aww
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Are you
the bloke wot is going to come and sort out my water meter?????????
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Yes,
yes I am

*REVELS in the fact that MY water is unmetered....*

*wastes water as we speak...*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:33, archived)
# I leak
from my nose
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:44, archived)
# You better
bloody well turn up on time this time
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:46, archived)
# That's
them long things, shorter than 2
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# I do believe...
it's a rubbish pun. Metres as in height of the water in the resivoir.
But it does deserve to be paraded around, preferably accompanied by the author's head, on a stick (naturally), because it is woeful.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# There was an old lady who swallowed a fly


I don't know why
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# that's that's
Adam Hart-Davis
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:21, archived)
# GAH!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# sex
.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# So it is
/needs lesuns in drawring old ladys
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# poor spider
night all!
/Jerry! Jerry!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:21, archived)
# What spider?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:23, archived)
# it wriggled
and jiggled

and fucked him up the arse

Edit: or the sheep below
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# that hair



Stray your eyes if you're Welsh!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:24, archived)
# ooooh
fluffy
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Sorry, the above reminds me of this:
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:31, archived)
# That
has had a hand inside it!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# Several
and I think the bear is quite ok with it too.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:39, archived)
# <is welsh
and is hard as a board right now
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:37, archived)
# A cock flies out of her mouth, doesn't it?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
wondered who would be the first to spot it :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# I win!
Yay!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Noice!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:28, archived)
# I've had a bad snotter this week...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# always non drowsy
why is this?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:12, archived)
# hmmm
don't know...

a bottle of drowsy and "Nuclear Brown Ale"...

Those were the days
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)
# well
you'd not want to doze off, with snot like that hanging off your noes
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:14, archived)
# Cheer up with this gentleman
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
# haha!
:-)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:22, archived)
# What a dapper fellow
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:25, archived)
# Is
that a fluffy condom?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Smoking a pipe?
You are sick. To bed with you. Rest is in order sir.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Burning rubber?
.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)
# winner!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Awwwww
duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie duckie inc., I sat down for an evening of fluffeh boardery and got sidetracked by 'important' emails. Night all!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# that is mighty ace
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# hahah
yaay
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Thissy school
Have a click.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:38, archived)
# this is bloody lovely!
You've proper warmed me cockles...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fab!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# FACT
This does actually happen. Or rather containers of plastic ducks and similar fall off of ships. There's a guy who catalogues where they wash up, in order to find out more about ocean currents
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 18:15, archived)
# this
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 21:52, archived)
# ducks inc?
no they don't, they quite obviously float.
(, Sat 4 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Tasty
Tom
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] can i roast this for teh compo

not that you have a choice :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# is he gonna..
..baptise her in hot fat?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Probably more likely
that it'll be in warm milk.

Does wonders for your appetite. :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)
# muwhahaha!...love it!
enough fluff... g'night all :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:50, archived)
# but this would not be fluffy.
he's going to lick her face then baptise her in milk
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# that's
the look my cat gets when he sees something he wants to eat

sorry - no fluff there!

edit /nice shoppage though/
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well repost this for the compo
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:04, archived)
# aahahahhaha
this is brilliant, you sir are a legend
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:11, archived)
# HAhahahah
I just clicked that, like, a hundred times.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# You are a bad bad bad
man.

But it's the only thing I have laughed at today.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 19:30, archived)
# That made me spit beer down my nose
And it am very woo
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 20:06, archived)
# aaaah mate!
thats so wrong, yet so right! shame on you!*snigger*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 22:18, archived)
# HAHAA!!
The little slut...
(, Fri 3 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] It might happen...


I can always dream...

*sigh*

EDIT: I forgot to link to the original, woops. Sorry.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# I can't actually look at that
I hate bees and wasps so much...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Awww, c'mon.
Now that's not particularly fluffy of you, is it?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:42, archived)
# I'm not saying it's a bad picture
It just freaks me out, that's all...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Is the Daily Mail
going to do to this compo what maps did to the last one?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Yes
Irrefutably.

But that's the only newspapery one I'm doing, if it's any consolation.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Well you did it before it's done to death
and yours is actually quite good.
Woo for you.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:51, archived)
# Almost all compos get a main component like this
it's just a matter of hoping that a few special ones appear out of it.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 1:05, archived)
# boo
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# hehe...
I used the same background in a "Spot the toad" pic..

Look carefully!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# He's
presenting Balamory next week too...

(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# I haven't posted in a while

The best I have to offer this 'ning is a sheep thinking on a wall.
Dont ask.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant woo yay hupla congrats fuckyes!

*calms*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# but......
what if i wanna ask?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Feel free
But dont expect an answer.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# i dont
ask anymore.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# alternatively.........
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
*parp*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# hahahahaha...
Sorry!

Parody
linked..I cannot imitate the master :)
Love that font!.. =)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# pfffh :)


will build houses for lots of cash..

'Sherlock Homes'
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# will lend money for exorbitant interest rates
shylock holmes
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Will dress up as a horse and get kidnapped by the IRA
Shergar Holmes
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# Will dress up like a twat and get ridiculed on day time telly
Amon Holmes
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# Hahaha
yay!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:25, archived)
# That's
rather amusing.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:44, archived)
# Both great
but I prefer the first one.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:53, archived)
# oooh
Image hosting by Photobucket

whatcha think? first animation EVER. oh and the bands are dead good as well, sorry for the self promotion...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)
# it's a bit big for the board.
but good all the same.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)
# ach...
sorry ang on
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# good stuff, well edited,
and now i'm off to bed.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# alas
i have lots of cds to burn before tomorrow... it's an ep launch for my band don'cha know.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# very terry gilliam
also very nice!
g'night all.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# this^ :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# ooh
thanks
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Indeed!
woo it is!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Woo!
You might want to change that link. It comes up for me as

www.b3ta.com/board/myspace.com/allmyfriendsaredead

Make sure you start with 'http://'

Edit: Ah, that's better :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# ooh...
thanks again. people here are so nice.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:25, archived)
# nice
though it might not animate quite as well when stuck to the Hyde Park Corner bus shelters :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# innit
posters are so passe.
so can i expect to see you down the bru'?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# it's a bit random but
a tramp used to hang around outside my school
and all he ever said (quite vociferously) was
"All my friends are dead."

I suspect he fought in WWII and never got over it.

'night
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Say hello to my little friend!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# piglet?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)
# Sorry?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# haha
i like this
(, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 0:48, archived)

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