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[challenge entry] A pea roast..
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# sounds lully
*takes up smoking*

*dies from pulmonary fluff congestion*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# ^this^
I found v. v. wooyay funny!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# I knew there was
a reason I started all those years ago!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:25, archived)
# Do you get it now?

edit: /gives up flogging dead horse
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
# No
:o(

Edit: Ok I wont be awkward, I get it with slightness-kinda'nessie
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Look
the car in Knight Rider was called KITT but there was also a baddie car called KARR and KITT could talk and try to help michael knight, but in this case the voice of KARR is that of Maxine Carr, bint of Soham murderer Ian Huntley - look I've stuck their fucking pictures on it now to make it like an easy reader for you oh why do I fucking bother when I could just go and fwap at a pr0n site and goto bed its all Tim Berners Lees fault.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)
# tenuous at most
but pfft
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I get it ish.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
# marry me
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)
# So long as we can have a honeymoon in Japan
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I'll ask the wife
if that's OK
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Better had, yes.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# is funny
JACK

If you wanna watch the Oscars online, download this then go to tvants://www.tvants.com/tvants/?k=61b30a442b7b220a
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:18, archived)
# yeah
spam the thread to compound my misery why don't you.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# It's not spam monsignore.
The oscars are only on Sky here because the BBC are bum-muffins.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# why is that link purple?
when i know i haven't clicked it?

edit: there WAS a second link, and it WAS purple
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# thats not monkey beer
*disapointed*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Nine out of ten tramps prefer
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
# nobody can resist it
with that tantalizing taste of pork and face paint.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# ..and that distinctive after-taste of shame.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)
# absolutely.
and yet with a light bouquet of guilty pleasure.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# What about sludge?
You know, that sort of grey snow which one gets on Dartmoor at this time of year?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# I feel as though there are too many limbs
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# ^Yes, this!^
But it made me laugh anyway!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)
# I think there are two of those things in there
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:03, archived)
# He's such a charmer.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# tibbleswitz
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# *speechless*
Make it smaller, you loon.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Bigger and bigger please!
Clumsy Blimey!

EDIT: betterer, muchly thankski!

Ahh those were the days. WAit, the days? They were a fortnight ago!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Yap yap yap

Yeah, wrong url.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# um
I can't quite make it out.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# where?
where?

Edit: Ah, there!

And happy b3taday!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Oooooh...

Hadn't noticed that !
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# well
said
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Bet Lynched
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is it part of a series?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# I always hoped I could roast this


How rude of me, woo to yours.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:16, archived)
# could we ever be so lucky?...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Oops
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# hah
coo, this live post preview thing is quite good.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Hmm
It caught me with me pants down, it's a while since my last post and I wasn't paying attention
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
#
< runs off with pants >
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:58, archived)
# *profits*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# *steals profits*

(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# *still has pants - puts them on ebay*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# HIPPY
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# that was when I had hair
once a long ago.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# EX-HIPPY
EDIT: Have you got a beard going on too?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# feck, you should see it long
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Crikey!
Hurrah for changing fashions, is all I can say.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# baby pulled hair
hair got cut.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good call.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# poof
although I am a bit upset to discover that Holly does not like long hair.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# ha
did she say that? No! I suspect that it's on a case by case basis.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
# Nothing wrong with long hair at all, I'm rather fond of it.
So long as it's done RIGHT, y'know?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha wow
I'm not sure if my hair has ever been that long. Well done.


That's some intense coiffage.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# mine got that long once and once only
in my hard rocker days, before kids and mortgages and divorces....

I grew it again briefly a couple of years ago, as "painted" above, but I was never quite as interested.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# I have just come to the conclusion
that hair is silly.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# especially in the context
of exercising neck muscles and moshing....
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# or vampirism

(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
# mmmm
blooooood....
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
# *bites*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:15, archived)
# *swoons*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:17, archived)
# *catches*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:20, archived)
# *snuggles*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)
# *stabs*
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 1:19, archived)
# you were lovely looking girl before the op.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:58, archived)
# so Mick Jagger told me
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# hahaha
did he tell you this whilest you were naked under a fur rug ?
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# no, after he hid from journalists in my Brazilian apartment.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:04, archived)
# haha :P
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# wow that's like my hair but ever so slightly longer
and less blond
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# eye thenk ewe
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# gah!
I used to have hair like that, dyed black. Seems like an eternity ago now!
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:02, archived)
# yeah
I dyed mine black in about 1994, but it was on top of bleached hair, and it faded to green after a while. Not that I minded, of course.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:03, archived)
# I had mine
cut short and dyed pillar box red about then, for some friends' wedding, it was upon their insistance as I was best man. most odd.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:10, archived)
# I had it red long before that, and short not long after
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# My hair is almost that long
but not nearly as well maintained
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# why thank you
it was actually dry and brittle by that time, but hey....
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:12, archived)
# That is some crazy hair.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:55, archived)
# see above and ta!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# i don't know why
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# hahahaha
That's one big hole..!!!

EDIT: in the ground..!

EDIT: That's one big hole..!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# she should've tried
pelvic floor exercises
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Eugh!
incidently, I liked the way that, after one replies, one now gets taken back to the top of the board, but it is not much fun when one is using a pda.
l want my old "back to post" back.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# *chortle*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
As Anthony said to Cleopatra

*sings*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:47, archived)
# She was a wide mouthed girl
eeep
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# oh, I say!

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Haha!
WINNER!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# what do i win ?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)
# The internet
and a selection of cake, soft drugs and booze.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# *dances*
yayayayyayayay !
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hehehe
*opens a crate of ale*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# (I think I failed)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# comin on the mic is Eazy motherfuckin E
Dre is on the drums.....
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# This is a stick up! everybody get face down!
Ren gags their mouths so they can't make a sound.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# sweatin' on the bitches in the biker shorts...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# She's bad, nobody is badder.
But she's got more crabs than a seafood platter.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# That's gangstah
Fo shizzle. Yeah.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# good drawing
fo sho'
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# So you did.
Draw him, I mean, not fail. Clean it up a bit, like, but I dont think you failed. Better than what I could do, that's sure.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# that's fo' sho'?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Fo' Shizzle.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Clean it up a bit?
?????????

<edit /> nice sketch skillz0rz. fo sho'
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Theres lines.
Lines that aren't necessary.

Y'know. Lines.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# but
that's always nice in a sketch...

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# No, thats true.
It's very possible I might be talking shit, you know.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# yes
and all lines are redundant when you think about it. especially in images...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# stop
talking to yourself. you cunt.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# It's my style*


* may be laziness
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# And a top style it is too.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# I like your drawings.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# That's really good
You should submit it for the next Gangsta Rap Colouring Book :)
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Smelge
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# rumnargh!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Say it with me now...
RUMNARGH!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# RUMNARRGHH!
*adds to spellchecker*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:14, archived)
# RUMNARGH!
*brimshaws*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# *rossifers*
/autocomplete
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:25, archived)
# ROSSIFERS!
/Also autocomplete
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha
been watching mr.Monk have we?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Haha
no. Or maybe yes, if you're referring to the hilariously hilarious* "comedy" drama "Monk"

*ridiculous
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Don't mock Monk
BBC1 is quite awesome at 2:30 for showing it, so we Dutchies can enjoy the legend that is Mr Adrian Monk every day (except on Saturdays). I mean, how does he do it? It's a mystery! No other detective is quite as noticing as Mr Monk is, not matter what that bitch Sharona tells him. I'm so glad I don't have to watch bloody Murder She Wrote every day, my mum really loves that show and I always get home at around 3:30 (2:30 for the British), and whenever I get home I like to enjoy a glass of Cola and watch some Pink Floyd or Who, but no, every fucking day Jessica Fletchers there! And she always knows everyone, doesn't she?! Her greatuncle's nephew's cousin grandmothers babysitters auntie, she knows them all! The bitch.

Anuyway, Monk is all of the awesome. I love watching it.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# my dad likes it
relax, Ms Dutch b3ta friend! Monk is not hilarious!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# But it is!
Perhaps I'm a bit of a loon, but I love watching it.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# I've only ever watched about
five minutes of it.

These five minutes involved Mr. Monk refusing to climb a fence because it was too rusty, then
pursuing a suspect, tackling him to the ground before allowing the suspect to run away as Mr. Monk
did a little victory dance of joy.

I feel I could get into this programme...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Oh, dear Mr Neville
It truly is all of the awesome. I know which episode you're referring to, which is even scarier for me because I don't watch TV at all because I'm afraid it might suck out my brain through a small, tiny little television-straw.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# tv straws
feeding directly into your brain.

i shall patent them...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hooray!
i do so love these!
whereabouts on your site do you keep these? i really, really want to go through them all, and guffaw like a loon at each and every one of them...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Tore yourself away from the games I see? Huzzah!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Missed your stuff while I was away...
This is cool though:

My_Wallpaper
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# That is one almightily borked link.
EDIT: Yay! Ta, Though I can take no credit for it really.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# Trying to redeem myself...
A little creeping goes a long way!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Redeem youself?
Creeping?

What?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# For the meatloaf comment ....
I prefer this one......

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Yay!
Yes, that beats anything that was ever made ever.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# I second that!
kitty salvador stuff yay!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# ...
tan^-1(-3.17257)

gon'ite folks!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Yes
I think I might finally start being produ...

Oh God, I've started playing Morrowind again!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Feel no guilt.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# morrowing?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Haha, not any more
I refer you to www.b3ta.com/board/5726604 as an excuse
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# yays morrowind!
i loved that game
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# The time of Oblivion is nearly at hand.
20th of March.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# huzzah!
*dances like a spazz*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# hahahaha
yay!

and woo
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Incidently, I like cheese quite a bit myself.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:21, archived)
# FUCK OFF, YOU BEARDLESS CUNT!
and 'ning!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Who doesn't?
The communists, that's who.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Imperialist Cheese Eater!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# hahahaha
rumnarrghh indeed!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:14, archived)
# hahahaha
that reminds me of the guy in your book who only exists for three seconds every three billion years :)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# You utter, utter loon
She says, her words full of affection. I really like your stuff.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
# hahahahahhahaha
you are exceptionally mad!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Very unexpected...
... Especially as Sunday 6th of March 2006 doesn't even exist as a date.

But otherwise very woo indeed.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Aww pissballs.
I am fairly tired this eve. I was skiing today at Glenshee. It was fun. Apart from the fact there
wasn't enough snow and I spent most of the time avoiding rocks.

DANGER SKIING!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# hahahaha
i've been skiing there in exactly the same conditions. the trick is to jump over the rocks.

my mate had the funniest accident ever. he still can't raise his left arm above shoulder height.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:09, archived)
# there seems to be
a slight problem, calendarwise

but I do likey, woo!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# I got bored
so I started thinking of new b3ta icon possibilities


The fluffy one's a bit too tall, and looks much like a chick
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# I don't think Fluffy has feet
His fluff covers them.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# why you're right
*goes back to work*

EDIT: silly me, I didn't mean 'your right'
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# I wish you'd edited sooner,
I've been searching for you working on my right for quite some time. I did wonder how you got in my house.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# heheh
 
P'raps we do need some balance for the cock.


me, I wanna Chump
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# chump!
i may even be forced to part with cash, for the sake of a chump...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Oh god, YES!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# currently. anything i do has wings. floats or bites and takes 15 mins.


views in funny frames and has soft pastel colours. we interrupt.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# You are that chap what did the painting with the flying skulls
who I'd name if I didn't have the memory of a goldfish.

AICMFP
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Just wait
For Comma, enough sarcasm to fill b3ta twice over.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# there's
something quintessentially appealing about chickens wearing a fez.
woo. and yay.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# yes
yes, I agree. Thank you!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# no worries.
just keep the flow of chickens plentiful, and happiness shall ensue.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Buff Orpingtons?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# ...
beth ortons?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# She cries my name?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# well,
i imagine most people would, if you tried to roast them...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I'd roast her, fnargh fnargh....
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:16, archived)
# cue
much rubbing of thighs...



fnar.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# COR!!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# ...
*dribbles*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# catches dribble in mouth
blows spit bubbles, shares it with friend, dribbles it on nipples and licks it up, swallows.
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# This chicken hurts my eyes!
Nice fez, though
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# appreciated
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Is he smoking a cigar?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# a spliff, actually
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:05, archived)
# How rude of me.
It's very nice. but I've changed my mind, I want to imagine it's an unfurling party blower thing
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# just out of shot?
parp!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Baked Chicken?



/coat
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# toasted, niiicely toasted....
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Yay, chickens in fezzes.
That rocks.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# ooh thank you!
I've learned so much so quickly. Now I have to turn my attention to learning other styles.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:07, archived)
# Noooo, stick with this.
It works!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# ooh thank you
I "painted" a friend, and then me and my son last night. I've been bastardising and tweaking Zoot's "painting" style and it's a lot of fun.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Hee hee, I saw the first one.
You're getting good at it, it would seem.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# you think?
ta!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Hello!
How are you this fine Sunday night?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Hey hey!
I'm ace thankyou, I'm full of christmas pudding!

Hows thee?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Christmas pudding rocks!
You're a bit late though.

I'm grand ta! Have been to edinburger to visit my mother, and treated myself to a new(er) car. Hurrah! I shall now be skint forever.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Yay!
Is it shiny? Does it go really fast? This is all that matters.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# It is shiny
but it's probably not extremely fast.

I had to limit my speedy desires due to the fuel costs of my 50 mile daily comute. Rubbish.

But I haven't got it yet. I have to WAIT till about wednesday till I can go back and collect it. IWANTITNOWIWANTITNOWIWANTITNOW.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# You poor soul.
*gives you a toy car to play with until then*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Cor thanks!
BUt I still have my old car to try and destroy before Wednesday!

*garage's approximate valuation: £50*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Drive it like you're at college.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:24, archived)
# haha
I will, I'm going to have so much fun driving to work this week! If I don't report in every day, it'll be safe to assume I'm splattered against a tree somewhere
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# So that's the bird that stole your fez!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:17, archived)
# haahahah
yes, it might just be!

/ has phone number
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:19, archived)
# "Hello?"
"Did you steal my fez?"
"erm, a fez?"
"Yes, it means a lot..."
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# exactly
stupid nurses. Gah! I should have stayed sober.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Another paintmash...
image hosting by http://www.uploadone.com/
...hmmm...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# needs some quo
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Are the other planes small?
Or are they far away?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Well...
the plane at the front is actually a fucking huuuuge plane, so...neither:)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Hmmm, paint
Once, I was painting my aunt and uncles house with this friend and we were getting all silly and singing songs while painting all these fucking rooms and we really hated it after three days although the pay wasn't all that bad, 3,50 euros an hour if I remember it correctly, it was a pretty good pay especially since we could come and go whenever the hell we pleased so we did and kind of bullshitted our way through the week of painting which was quite nice. In the end we got about 80 euros which is a fortune to a (then) 16 year old girl like myself. Spent it on CDs and DVDs if I remember correcly, bands like The Who and The Rolling Stones. Coming to think of it, why do the Stones make all of their stuff so damn expensive? It's not like they'll notice the extra cash in their bank accounts anyway, so why bother? Bloody hell, I mean I love the Stones but seriously, their prices are getting way out of hand.

Anyway, nice airplane.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:09, archived)
# woah.
now *that* were a rant...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:10, archived)
# Every bit of it is true, though
Thanks.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:18, archived)
# i
doubt not the veracity of yon rantage. i merely stand in awe.


message ends.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:20, archived)
# RPS
Viewed at Yesterday's World in Hastings

I couldn't resist.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:56, archived)
# That looks like a cat
who had "prat" written on its side.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I also thought that.
There was a dog one that looked more like spratts, but the slogan wasn't as amusing.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Places order
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:48, archived)
# That are repost, amn't it?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Good lord.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:50, archived)
# The Ring 3: Samara upgrades her residence
and comes climbing out of sinks.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:51, archived)
# The ring 4: Samara takes revenge on all those who threw in wishing pennies
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:53, archived)
# The Ring 5: Samara comes home after a hard day's work to find
that her well has been taken over by a motley crew of fairytale cretures. Together, she and Donkey
must seek lord Fuckwad and reclaim blah blah...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Ring 6: Samara points out that she's really called Sadako.




/Grrrr @ pointless Hollywood change.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Ring 7: Profit
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Seriously, anglicizing a movie but leaving the names the same?
That would be a bit confusing to American audiences.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:00, archived)
# americans you say?
less plot, more explosions
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# ohh geez
that's not right ..that's not right at all !
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Who be he?
Ooh live preview. Fancy
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Hooray for guard cats!



This new live preview thing's a bit good.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Yay!
Are they now drunk kittins?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:43, archived)
# No, they're far too young to drink.
But they're both catnipped off their tits.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# That's the spirit.
Keep them on it and in a few years time you'll be able to pimp them out.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# HELLO YOU..........
How the devil are you ?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Oooh, shouty persons
Hello! I'm very well thankyou, though I'm gettin aurally assaulted by channel 4. Hows you?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Ok not been here for ages....
(apart from yesterday)
What's on channel 4 then...

Can't be arsed to look!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:48, archived)
# 100 greatest pop videos.
I just had to deal with meatloaf. I'm in pain.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# You would be in pain if you dealt with meat loaf ....
He would have a big smile though I'm sure *winks*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Oh christ, why did you have to say that?
*vomits for the rest of life*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Hehehehehe....
I didn't say it YOU did !
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Just wait 'til the evil bastards knock it all down
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Amazing
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Interesting amount of drink, there
Cats aren't guardians, silly Afinkawan!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Wedding booze.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I want them
please
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:49, archived)
# No
The missus would kill me if I gave them away.

Anyway, how could you give away fluff like this?

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# aaaaaaaaah!
 
*explodes*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:06, archived)
# They're incredibly cute
except at 5:30 am when they're clawing me in the head, waiting for me to get up and feed them.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Goat is Not Cat
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Have a Tiger
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Fluff
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:30, archived)
# That's
mighty fine fluff.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Thank You Kindly


(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# awwwwww
 
I can see his nawwty hole
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 0:06, archived)
# Black and White Cat
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Tigerish Garden Cat
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:39, archived)
# ahhhahah
 
woo, and yay, I say!
 
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Fluff!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:49, archived)
# did someone call for another feckin' cat pic earlier ?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

this one is the halloween wallpaper - just got to get it to move around a bit sometime
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:25, archived)
# miaow?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Oh noes
That's one scary looking fluff :(
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:29, archived)
# indeed
I was half expecting it to spack
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:33, archived)
# no no no ohh contraire
he's a big fat soft ex-stray that one ..and looks more like this in actuality ---¬
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(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:36, archived)
# or this ..
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Ahh yeah,
That's more like it. All lully and fluffable. Nice..
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Oh, it's pussy tiem is it...?
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:55, archived)
# I already love it
and I need it
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:57, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWW
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:02, archived)
# the one
named 'puff-puff 06' looks like he's preparing to explode.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:08, archived)
# heheh
 
P'raps with purrs.

(that's my Posh's sister)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Likes "large" women?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:06, archived)
# There isn't room enough on the planet
for just one of those ladies' shoes collection
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# You're 14....
pfft
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Freek google finding
Was looking for a picture of the Mesada ramp
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# well we have a links board now.
www.b3ta.com/links too, but i suppose it's not probably worth the effort.
i think many people with 'horizontally challenged' fetishes might get the wrong idea too.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:22, archived)
# did you see this what i drew earlier?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:34, archived)
# That's cool!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:42, archived)
# yaaaaaay
*wallpapers*
all of the good.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# wtf? lol.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:10, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# um
um um

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)

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