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Gordon Brown....

...and textured like sun.

For some reason I can't hear his name without making this association...

:-/

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)

Yup

me too.

Although sometimes it's 'textured like scum'.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)

Thank thy Lordy

It's not just me!

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)

Hurrah!

Me neither!

...woo!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)

Me too

I saw the Stranglers last year and sang along your version - don't know why.

Woo!

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)

Ooh you lucky devil!

Good form.

(I bet ol' Gordo would love to put tax on teh heroin aswell the cnut)

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

I bet he would

the rotter...

They were chuffing ace live by the way, if they survive long enough for another tour you could do a lot worse than going to see them - they're better than James bloody Blunt at any rate.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)

Heh

Let us pray they outlive that tosser!

I will endeavour to see them should they tour again :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)

I have wanted to make a flash anim based on that for ages

but I lack "teh ski11z"

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)

Celebrity CDC

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)

Depends on who your

cowboy is

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)

haha

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)

hello

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

don't eat the mussels

they've been festering in the sink.

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my mum, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

Arf

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)

you

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

I don't see no CDC

Grrr.

(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

Cudely Drawn Counselling

(Copyright: Pachey)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:18, archived)

hhhhaaaahhhaaaa

IIII aaammmm ssshhakkkiiinngg wwwiiittthh lllaaauugghhtteerr..

Oohhh waaaaaiiiitt,,, nnnoooo,,,iiimmm jjuusssttt sshhaaakkiinngg

(Michael J Fox is having a shaky start., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

Thank fuck you aren't using handwriting recognition

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mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)

Sony's new advertising?

punnage

(grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)

haha

"..Don't be blue, Peter!.."
needless to say i had the last laugh

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

except blu ray is better

(

Bamboo Steamer, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

So was Betamax

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

it's the porn's fault.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

With V-2000

you could do it on both sides.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

fnarr fnarr

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Bamboo Steamer, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)

at least tv broadcast still uses the beta format.

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Bamboo Steamer, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

what does it matter?

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my mum, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)

was the punnage

not so obvious?

(grubbymitts2 moving to Denmark where bestiality is legal. MOO!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

i think it was

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)

DINGDINGDINGDING

FORMAT WAR!

DINGDINGDINGDING

EVD is looking good too.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME VENERAL DISEASE!

FOR REAL MEN!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

This with bells on

*goes back to work on blu-ray related project*

Not really but I work for a company that has some invested interest in it

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

hahaha

unshopped:

my housemates company were sending out a mailshot to a load of people on some database, a load came back 'return to sender', this one made us chuckle

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)

DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!

DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)

it would have been better if it was 'apache communications'

though MDMA ltd made me chuckle still

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)

i'm not surprised

his company is peartree productions.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)

haha

yeah or that (see above)

plus that's Bill Car's address anyway ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

MDMA Ltd hahahahahah

I wish such a company did exist

(

mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

Ahem.

wck2.companieshouse.gov.uk/cceee28baf727c74ee2f6780fcf924d4//compdetails

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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

YES! *rocks out*

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mugatu, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)

They

probably wouldn't get much done.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)

I'VE GOT CHEESE!!

Edit: Sorry wrong thread

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

No suck address

looks like the hoover has the wrong IP

*Nerds out like a ninja*

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)

*nerds out*
*loses consciousness*

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

I do mail shots for catalogues on request

I've seen some pretty funny names coming up.
Feel free to send me some, I'm the one printing them, I'll post the best.

It's such a boring job www.edirol.co.uk and click on the catalogue.

(duck Quack !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)

i'm thinking of purchasing a ua-25 in the next few months

can you get me a cheap one?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

Sorry about the dealy, the fire alarm went off

For lunch today I'm having a baguette filled with pastrami, ham, cheese, mustard, tomatoes,
lettuce and salted crisps, two tunnocks caramel wafers and several cups of tea.
What are you eting?

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)

Salad and cigarettes

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)

hmmmmm

delicious fag salad, I hope you have mustard with that.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)

Yep.

It helps filter out the cancer.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

Haggis Broth

with some bread or maybe toast

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)

Sounds grand!

I recommend a side portion of stovies.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

really want neeps n' tatties now...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

Neeps and tatties are tasty

I get good neeps, they're usually about the size of a human head.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)

Stovies

are always good.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

They certainly are

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)

Avocado and Brie Baguette!

No chicken.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)

sounds grand!

brie is one of my favourite cheeses.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

...

beef n tomato cup a soups, 1 blackcurrant capri-sun, tasty ham sandwiches and banana and peach fruit salad.

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)

Good lunch!

Nothing beats a tasty ham sandwich.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)

aluminum

(gianthead, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

You should have some iron with that

with a mercury dip.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

on the other hand

I may have a beef curry
followed by lemon rolls/fruit cake

(gianthead, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)

Grand!

that sounds much tastier!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

some plain pasta

which i've added some sort of boiled vegetable sauce to which is rather nice, washed down with half a pint of tropicana orange juice!

(

Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

Braw!

pasta and vegetable soup, grand

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)

early CORNED BEEF DAY!

in a big white bap

edit/ better wheel out the clowns

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

Splendid!

better early than late.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

would *

*(the teacher, not the clowns)

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)

String beans and marmite.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)

what a strange combination

you should make that in to a sandwich.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)

Braw lunch there, Duke.

I've got a chicken and coleslaw sarnie, some doritos and bourbon creams for pudding.

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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

Your lunch is also braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

bourbon creams

are a prince among biscuits

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)

Chicken & Mushroom pie (Pukka mind you, none of your tat)

and CHIPS! Washed down with 6 gallons of Panda Pop Blue flavour.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

Braw!

and extra braw for having chips!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)

the souls of innocents

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

I recommend some baked torment with that.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)

Ace facts as usual

Today I shall be dining with Mr The Hat himself! He has promised to sneak me out some sandwiches from his conference, so as yet I do not know the flavour... I intend to wash this down with a St Clements (orange juice and bitter lemon), and possibly a mug of tea.

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tipassoi, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)

Sounds braw!

but I hope that he won't be long as the sandwiches might go all hard.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)

hmm..

I still have a plate of sunday roast in the fridge, lamb, carrot n' swede mashed, brocolli and roast tatties.. maybe mange that lot.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)

You lucky bugger

that's a good lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)

many cups of tea

tomato soup, 6 slices of bread

/dentist

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)

Braw!

you're always going to the dentist, you must really enjoy the visits.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)

chicken and bacon salad sub roll (with come additional chicken roll slices added).

sausage roll.

3 bags of walkers crisps.

some thorntons special toffee(great for removing fillings).

Tea.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

Braw!

a corking lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)

Lefotver Roast Chicken Sandwiches

With Homemade Sundried Tomato and Parmesan Ciabatta.
Homemade Lentil and Bacon Soup.
Fairtrade Organic Orange Juice
Fairtrade Organic Banana (mashed on toast)
(It's Fairtrade Fortnight everyone !)
.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)

Excellent lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

well then

1/2 a roast chicken
spicy carrots with added Tabasco
fried potato disc's (like round chips)
a pretzel
spezi
sprite
far too much peach ice tea

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)

Braw!

spezi and sprite! grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

Three cheese, mayonnaise and red onion in a cheese bap

and a Marathon which, for some inexplicable reason, seems to have a label saying 'Snickers' on it.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)

Three cheese is a good number of cheese to have

well done!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

Some sort of beef stew, chips and peas

I love the chips and peas

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)

Braw!

lovely beef stew!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:15, archived)

Chicken breast in mushroom and red wine sauce

on fluffy stock-boiled rice
with a chunk of tiger bread spread with Lurpak

and a slice of triple layer chocolate fudge cake with cornish ice cream and a crumbly flake.

with a glass or two of rose wine.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)

Sounds mighty grand!

excellent work!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)

Your lunch is of braw standards

Congratulations and well done!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

woot!

*bounces*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)

smilies with melted cheese

its an attempt to soothe my handover.
i think i want to die.

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

Cor!

just like small waffles!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)

spag bol!

i haven't replyed to a lunchly DTH for AGES!

(piffpuffpickle, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)

Braw!

have that in a roll or sandwich!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

Potato and leek soup

with plenty of pepper, seeded batch bread dunkers and a whopping yoghurt drink thingy to wash it down. Plus a banana.

I'm clearly 'on the turn', thinking about it.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)

That sounds bloody grand!

I made some courgette and leek soup last night, that's also grand but it's going to be even better today.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)

Soups, Stews and Curries

Should always be left for at least a day.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

2 massive bacon sandwiches with dollops of brown sauce

accompanied by cheese and onion crisps with 3 cups of tea

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)

I had

A cornish pasty with onion gravy, a slabby lard burger and a can of orange tango.

(bonzos, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

ARE YOU READY FOR CRUMBLE?!!!!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

Pfffffft!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

Float like an apple pie,

sting like bad brie

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

Monkies hang out

in a big tree?

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

What the fuck are

monkies?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)

bbking.blogzine.jp/in_the_woods/images/monkies.jpg

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

don't eat the moules mariniere. they off.

(

my mum, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)

hahahah

they are monkish.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

I AM READY

FOR CRUMBLE ALSO, HU-MAN!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

CRUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!

woooo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

that is rather good hummus

so YAY to that

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

arf!

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tipassoi, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)

I'm always ready for crumble

summer fruits, fruits of the forrest, apple, blackberry.

You name it, if it's fruity I'll stick it in a crumble.

*Takes out freshly baked Restless Rik Crumble*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

I wondered where he got to

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

He's in my crumble

weren't you paying attention? ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)

nopes

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

Then that's a good thing

as I generally talk nonsense.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)

I hope you added some cinnamon and brown sugar

he can be a bit sour!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

Haha

Yes and very fattening.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)

haha

fatso is giving up smoking from today

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

what?

Yeah right!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

That'll put him in a good mood

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

are you calling me a moron?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)

Your cap measurements are correct

;)

\Cap fitting and wearing service

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:57, archived)

hahaha

I hope it's blackberry and apple!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

ha!

Ali has specific tastes!

(check filename)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)

ah-ha

second best of all the crumbles!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)

and if it is

rhubarb then he deserves to be shot :(

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

noon boxyshorts

how was the bash? any juicy goss or funny stories?

edit: ah i see you found my previous post. good to hear it. a dissappointing number of photos in the flickr pool

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)

'noon sir

b3ta.com/board/5730485

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

For a crumble in

the jungle, you need George Foreman bake it.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

Give him a grilling

Give him the chop

etc

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:12, archived)

In a parallel universe

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

Haha

Maggie Thatcher Milk ~~Snatcher~~ Woman

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tipassoi, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)

Hahahahaha!

WOO!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)

Hahahaha

hahahahahaaaaaa. That's ace.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)

hahahahaha

top thinking!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

Photofit of Sainsbury rapist

off to hell...

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)

Dad?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

mwahahahah

..pfftt..

mwahahahahahaha

(I_am_B, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEHUNDREDANDELEVENTYTWELVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Edit: Caption it and tag it!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)

hahahahaha

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

Jamie Oliver?

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

hahaha ^this

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

Hi Cockalorum!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

by christ!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

are those

real?

/coat

they are bigger than her head!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

I don't see a helicopter.

Can't be real

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)

What the fuck...

...you must have had fun looking for souce material for that!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

fuckin 'ell!

Edit: Nice bikini.

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)

oh shit

did I leave my webcam on?

(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

Looks like Shane McGowan...

Only healthier

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)

did he tongue her from the next cubicle?

woo!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

Pfffft!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

BBC news made me do it

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:23, archived)

Gah!

Horrible optimization, superb joke!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

WOO!

she's too ugly to have children anyway, and get her, let me have what i want, it's always me, me, me, the selfish cow.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:25, archived)

I just knew someone would do that

woo

(pdjpdj, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

gah too

optimised

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:28, archived)

quote

"Jokes are better than technique."

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

hahahahaha

most amusing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)

Shaken

not stirred, and with lots of ice.
Also, you should add slightly more vokda than Martini to make it extra dry.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)

Have a placenta

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

When will it all end?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)

Mmm...

..bloody goodness.

have chips with it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)

Argh!

I'm eating!

Don't do that :(

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:03, archived)

Ha ha

Very good. You've got to sort that optimization out though!

Woo woo and woo

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

what form of foul device is this?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)

have a woo this big

[-----------------]

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner

JIHAD!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Some days you just can't get rid of a bombhat!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

*burns gotham city embassy*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

hahaha

funnier than the magenta cock version!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)

lies!

woo though

ning boxyman, did you have fun on saturday? any kerrrazy stories to tell?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)

Howdy Fanj!

It was one of the less kerrazy bashes I've been to (except for the insanity of London transport), but it was most lovely and fun indeed.

Although, as usual I'm sure I've forgotten half of it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)

have a

(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)

scream

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pippy is a truck, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)

hahaha!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)

hahaha

*points to london bash in the calendar*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)

looking now

*looks*

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pippy is a truck, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 13:09, archived)

my new lol

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my mum, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:17, archived)

What does lol mean?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)

LOL:

Lick Orifices Long-time

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)

LOL:

Love Oblong Latrines

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:22, archived)

its r2d2 putting his feet up, or a mexican on a bike or somweufoigbkjnerapjid

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my mum, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)

Is that

Mr. Laurence 'Lol' Tolhurst, ex The Cure? :)

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Weetobix, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

It is indeed!

Well spotted, thought no one would get it :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

Rather a big fan here

they've been my favourite band for the last 15 years :)

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Weetobix, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)

at first glance it looked like they were holding members...

of the iPod range.

/gaijintendo had his IM client to reply lol to every instant message sent to him by his teenage cousins.

It took them a while before they noticed something was up. And their subseqent rants, pleadings and threats were all met with: lol

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:24, archived)

I do not understand that word! Try again.

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my mum, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

lol

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:27, archived)

lol!

Great!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)

lol

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)

Going to the dogs...

You know the neighbourhood is getting rough when the local dealers don't even try to pretend.

Obviously not shopped

(crumb, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:14, archived)

Increase in contraction of avian influenza in human subjects reported

bigger and less optimised!

(goober, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:10, archived)

bird flu !

apparently it jumped to a cat the other day, is this the start of the cat and dog plague mentioned in planet of the apes ? :o/

(I_am_B, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:13, archived)

oooh look at that, nearly lunchtime

nearly lunchtime Grrrrrowwwwl

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:06, archived)

hahaha - it's behind you!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)

hahahaharf

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)

hahaha

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tipassoi, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

why would you

call your tiger 'wireless'?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)

pffft

*Chuckles wildly*...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:11, archived)

*bows*

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:12, archived)

beekoz it am got no wiyrez?

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:11, archived)

thank you

Detritus

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:15, archived)

I am liking your new brand of hummus.

did you get it imported?

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:10, archived)

Fresh from my brian

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:11, archived)

does your brain deliver?

*orders*

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tipassoi, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)

certainly

m'dear

how much do you want? *edit* just noticed the time - shouldn't you be meeting someone?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)

In an hour, don't panic!

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tipassoi, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

ooh

10.4!

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drunkenoaf, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:18, archived)

new email:

help!!!!! Help!!!!!! Help!!!!!

A Tiger!!1one1! a bloody big tiger!111!

A tiger is about to eat me for tea!!!

Please send help!!!

/It Crowd

(teasus likes tea, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)

He waits and he waits...

Sure this will have bin dun - but hey ho

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)

Looks good

and not bindun as far as Im aware

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)

woo

most woo infact

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)

Gordon Brown

Texture like sun

Woo

I also thought Baron Greenback was picked on

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Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)

he liked it so much...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)

haha

i liked it so much that it makes me breath funny *gulp*

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)

Arf, smashing

Have a Gordon pea from last night in celebration.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)

In a Fluffy World :

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Great!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)

ahhhhhhhh

bless!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)

I read that as 'kitchen'

I think he would have been happier with a kitchen over all. They don't poo and you can cook food in them.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)

The same goes for a dead kitten.

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Comma, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)

^this

also, you can shag a dead kitten and not feel guilty.....

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)

In a Fluffy World

Kitten Poo
would taste of
Green and Blacks Organic Chocolate.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:19, archived)

hehehehe

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:47, archived)

i just noticed your sig :)

it's the tits!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:49, archived)

give me tea!

and yay for new hats!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)

woo!

Domo roooolz!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)

haha

he does indeed i made him yesterday. and the best thing about him is resizing using HTML tags

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)

tastey

but what about the spunk on his arm? :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:54, archived)

Sorry

about that

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)

ah....yeah......oops......i didnt notice that, i really should be more careful

i really should be more carefuljust a couple of stray pixels i shall remove them when i get home.

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

ha ha ha

that's great!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)

yay!

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tipassoi, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:08, archived)

that's great!

be sure and show it to Pachey when she's back

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)

Naturally.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)

Elf & Gryphon.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha!

you've gone post-it note crazy!

:) woo

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)

I should do s'more fantasy creatures.....

The dragons were quite popular....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)

very popular

and they have a great way of convincing the ladies
to bare their nipples in an artistic manner
for the photo shoot....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)

new pickup line

show us yer tits!
_{btw, we have a dragon}

(Kezza, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)

I'm amazed you have time for drawing

since you're probably probably quite busy with other things

(Kezza, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)

ha ha ha!

a vote for Jack
is a vote for sexy nuns!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)

Not me.

There's no 'M'.

:D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:56, archived)

really?

(Kezza, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)

That's what I mean.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)

Oh...

damn, inverted!

(Kezza, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:05, archived)

*is spoiled*

*admires*

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alienheat, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)

you gone nipple mad of late.

what about one with a cock in it for the ladies.

[edit]sorry i forgot to say WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)

Bigot!

What about one with a cock in it for the gayers?

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)

if you want cock

you only have to ask.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)

he doesn't need to ask

you can tell he has the hunger
from the look in his eyes

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:44, archived)

Make it Magenta!

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General_Mayhem, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:49, archived)

Oooh

thassaniceone!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)

does she

cook?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)

That's smashing

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:45, archived)

Good work

How are these ones selling? I noticed its just a few individuals who are buying up most of your work.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)

oooh yes

more of these sort of things

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amon - hooray :D, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)

Cracking norks, Gromet!

And thighes that'll crack your skull!

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Ratsta, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 12:26, archived)

i really don't see what all the fuss is about.

Image hosted in Warren B3tas Anus - click for free B3ta image hosting

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:37, archived)

SHEEPS!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5730280

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)

allright then...

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)

any requests?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:47, archived)

ermm....

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)

your wish is my command

.....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)

oooh tah white with two please!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)

Rainbow sheep?

I like this.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)

It's political correctness gone mad!

edit/ "rainbow" doesn't even scan...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)

It's because it doesn't scan

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)

it doesn't do what now?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:41, archived)

It also completely destroys the alliteration of the first line.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:42, archived)

heh heh!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 11:39, archived)

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