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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

RIS?

/Ha! Got it!
/RIS? Means I don't get it - hang on....

www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

what is

ris?

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

this /\

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

sort of shorthand for

moron

or I dont get it

or something like that

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

what is "what is RIS?"

RIS?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

this

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spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

from some pic of a branch of

Morrisons the supermarket... where the letting 'R,I & S' in the middle wasn't illuminated... spelling 'MORONS'

I think.

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:32, archived)

RIS?

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

Da's Boot

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mr spoons, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

subtle

likes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:15, archived)

Haha!

tres bon Raymond

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

i want to say ris....

but **looks at speech bubbles** lol, have some woo

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:18, archived)

hehe

took me a while to work it out

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mutated monty, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

haha

*finally gets it*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

Ya big nawwty!

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:26, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:26, archived)

I am HILARIOUS

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

wtf?!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

When bellies attack!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:53, archived)

For sitting behind a pregnant woman throwing carrots?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

now this I like

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:12, archived)

Belly funs

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

I loikes that

:-)

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

Norks!

Blimey!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

erm....

well... as long as they are carrots I suppose thats ok.

(and not the chopped off apendages of blokes what have made that person pregnant)

.. I think I have been here to long.....

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:22, archived)

HOT BACKDOOOOOR ACTION ERERERERER

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

bless

it took 10 minutes before you could post that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:25, archived)

there's going to be chippings all over the back passage!

nasty

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:27, archived)

That's ridiculous

I like that a lot

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

CDC it now!!

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

What is

CDC?

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

YAY FOR CARROTS ! and peas

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OneOfSome, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

ace

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:34, archived)

the second part of my uni stuff - just have to stick them togther now

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null and void, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

ou est

la CDC?

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

knew it was missing

something..

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null and void, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

Uni stuff?!!

I did proper work in my day lad

I remember when all this were fields

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

it made your CG project difficult

aicmfp

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:26, archived)

still too big for a still image.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

Still water?

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

sorry

big man

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null and void, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

big man?

oh dear...

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:18, archived)

^ this

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MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

Ace

looks like a Balverine

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

The Doors

Sorry ;)

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

Do not apologise

have a woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Nice.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

ha ha

it all hinges on the responses

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:12, archived)

Gah

Your punnage has me entrance-d

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:20, archived)

I only said to blow the bloody doors off

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

He's ready.....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

Fab!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:08, archived)

this explains everything

even gingers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

hehe lovely

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mutated monty, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

Ha!

The holy russian doll, excellent :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:24, archived)

Brilly!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

Oh my

pffft, lol, etc

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:07, archived)

hehehe

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

hurrah

Back when there was real music and real meat!

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:12, archived)

couldn't get this out of my head.

got the idea from b3ta.com/board/5967528

the quality's shit, but i'm just glad it's out of my head now...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:05, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:06, archived)

OOh! Detatchable arm!

haha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:06, archived)

it's what I want for xmas!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

All the hot chicks have 'em these days

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

yayay

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:45, archived)

scrolls down the board looking for amusement

*finds*

**clicks**

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McBadger COW, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:46, archived)

I'm just going through some old doodles

So I apologise if I've posted this before

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:05, archived)

Your images never display for me for some reason :(

Dunno why

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

Uncanny, huh?

(Little Ace wants his L plate back, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

What the...who the...?

Is that a filesize in your pocket or are you just glad to see us?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:03, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:04, archived)

Ahhh

The Size!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:03, archived)

You noobs are ridiculous.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(envelopes, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:06, archived)

you have found your role

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:07, archived)

consider me...

...broken

(Little Ace wants his L plate back, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

I think

you are a grade A little hitler cunt, envelope.

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

yes.. 8 days in....

leave the nazi stuff to us.

bugger.

I cant get at my pictures...

TJ

is warrens anus down for anybody else?

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

think so, it's redexing my image that i posted down there

*points*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:12, archived)

the internet is broken!

*runs about screaming*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

I cringe at the thought

of that site being in my weblog history several times a day

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

ah tis ok....

is working now...

(I hope)

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

what?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:29, archived)

warrens anus?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:17, archived)

hosting image place...

EDIT:

oh yes I see...

of course you already knew that.... doh!

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

that's the one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

ahhhhh right!

I understand now! I also worry about googling for it at work too

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

Nah, envelopes' right (the grade A hitlerunt)

Had read the FAQ (including the bit on swearing) but somehow missed the bit on file size.

(Little Ace wants his L plate back, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:19, archived)

I wasn't being completely serious, you know :]

woo & yay!

(envelopes, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:28, archived)

Wouldn't be a complete first post experience without a little drama

(Little Ace wants his L plate back, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:49, archived)

Yay!

Metalunar Mutants of the world unite!.......

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:06, archived)

Hahaha!

Viewing b3ta on your interossiter eh?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

hahahahhaa

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

Not working for me...

*adjusts dial 12 degrees to the left*

Ah, there it is!

Woo!

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:33, archived)

I know it's not RPS but

I just found the photo taken on my phone of this rather odd man dressed as
Hitler, who was at the table next to ours on a family sunday lunch at a fairly posh
hotel a few months ago. Freaked me right out.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:59, archived)

He's got his eye on you

you'd better watch out!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:59, archived)

I maybe should have been

a bit more subtle taking the photo!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:00, archived)

bullshit!

you've never been to a posh hotel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha

Rumbled!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:01, archived)

were you robbing it?

if so, cool!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:02, archived)

How strange!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:02, archived)

that man recognises

a potential Hitler Youth candidate over a crowed dining room when he sees one

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:03, archived)

Shame you can't see his legs really-

he was wearing shorts with pulled up socks.
Missing only an armband.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:03, archived)

Why did the hotel have a swimming pool?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:06, archived)

Well with only one

he'd go round in circles

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:07, archived)

Now that would have been worth watching!

Go Hilter go!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

I don't know.

Why did the hotel have a swimming pool?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

To get to the other...

...oh, wait...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

did you also manage to check to see if he was circumcised ?

that might have given the game away a bit

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

They were short shorts

but not quite that short

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

gotchya

..you did manage to count his nut quotient though of course ?

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

He was fairly nuts yes...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:13, archived)

Look he's drinking Fanta!! Nazi!!

I bet he is thinking, I make a shit Oliver Hardy!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:05, archived)

Hahahaha

maybe he was there to beef up!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:05, archived)

I bet he is thinking...

That's a another fine mess I've gotten in to!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:07, archived)

Poor hitler

Hitler won't eat food
made on an electric stove,
only cooked with gas

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:07, archived)

poor taste...

I prefer cold food

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:07, archived)

Nazi lunch menu
Consists mostly of Sauerkraut
and some Lieb-frau-milch

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:16, archived)

what a sick bastard!

you should have reported him to the management and said he was marching up and down the corridors yelling "zeich hail"

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:01, archived)

Dance Motherfucker

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:50, archived)

couldn't I just use a gun instead

and eat the jaffa cake?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:50, archived)

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:52, archived)

fucking hell

I'm going blind

never mind

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:54, archived)

hahaha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:52, archived)

That's

terrible! LOL!

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eXOBeX, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:53, archived)

he ain't that fat....

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:04, archived)

What in the sweet name of all things Jaffa?

been waiting to use that line for ages

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:08, archived)

You love us

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:49, archived)

that's like THE funniest thing i've seen all day!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:50, archived)

I'm litterally sitting in a pool of my own guts right now

such was the side splittage.

arg, I'm being nasty today, why am I been nasty :/

*thinks of teh fluff*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:52, archived)

Where have you been looking?

www.notveryfunny.com?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:53, archived)

You just wouldn't

believe the amount of time and patience it took to create it. I'm so glad to get positive feedback.

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:53, archived)

*bums*

that's as positive as it gets

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:57, archived)

Oh Noes.....

You haven't got the bad AIDS have you??

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:58, archived)

*gets out believometer*

Go on then, how much?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:00, archived)

Shabaz please enter the *cough* Diary Room

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:53, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:01, archived)

Nice

Just couldn't cope with the stresses of being famous...

(if I get a phonecall in the middle of watching BB, I shall poo my pants)

(mankydog I've got a brand new profile,I'll lend you the key, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:05, archived)

Except instead

of having 30 seconds to bid her farewells, and then they're coming to get you, it's 7 days to bid YOUR farewells, and then she's coming to get YOU.

(KansaiKitsune offers little girls rides in his Tardis., Tue 30 May 2006, 17:24, archived)

Everybody's is cashing in on this hidden codes business!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:43, archived)

This has hidden code

nsfw

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-658012685057126511&q=porn

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:47, archived)

Er, looking at the end of that URL string....

I think I won't be clicking that :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:49, archived)

aye

it's a lass running.

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:50, archived)

big lass

..at that

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:55, archived)

hahaha

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:49, archived)

she's definatly in need

of a decent sports bra..

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Equus is still lurking, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:50, archived)

I might have to wait until I've closed my work VPN connection for this one!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:57, archived)

that looks like it hurts

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:00, archived)

have one of my Jedi chicks

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:43, archived)

nice camel toes . . .

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:44, archived)

can you smell that?

it's like, ermm, burning hair!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:45, archived)

she doesn't have hair

just tentpoles
testicl
tenalad
tentacles

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:45, archived)

Can you smell that...

Smells like burning tentacles...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:46, archived)

do you "call her marree?"

:) pfffft!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:47, archived)

you just reminded me of the song at the end of stingray

"marinaaa... aquaa marinaaaaa"
"why is there always a smell of fish"
"whenever youuuuu're near"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:50, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:39, archived)

Lully, have the view from my window.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:40, archived)

I see what you did there.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:41, archived)

Took a photograph

FROM HIS WINDOW!!!!!111eleventy11????????

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:42, archived)

someone explain to 4dam

what photographs are.

oh, and windows.

(View from mine)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:44, archived)

Have i missed something?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:46, archived)

only puberty

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:47, archived)

and the "Just for Men" aisle

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:48, archived)

pffffffft

my view

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:51, archived)

You live in legoland?

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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:53, archived)

sure feels like it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:55, archived)

Trumpton

if I'm not mistaken

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The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:57, archived)

Close actually

Swindon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:57, archived)

not a million miles from me in cheltenham.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:59, archived)

I shall be in Cheltenham in June for our company conference

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:59, archived)

i shall be off on paternity leave in a couple of weeks time

just intime as wel, it's be the second round for the world cup.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:12, archived)

I haven't the time to shop this

so you'll just have to imagine it

*image zooms to window, top right of picture(perhaps as if viewed through a telescope, or binoculars)*

*we see the naked upper half of a young boy, about 8, holding up a sign which reads "Hi Griffin Saver! Same time tonight?"

Actually, i'm gald i didn't bother. that's shit

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:59, archived)

/talk should be like this

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:03, archived)

hahaha!

* imagine that i just posted an image of my mate, WITH A CRUDELY DRAWN COCK ON HIS FOREHEAD!!!!!!!*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:06, archived)

Imagine that I just stole an image from someone else and put some comic sans 1337 on it!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:08, archived)

*posts imaginary image of me with my head in my hands*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:11, archived)

ha ha

the young lad that lives there is 12/13 and is a friend of my kids

his mum on the other hand....... phwoarr!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:06, archived)

haha do you imagine her when your touching him?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:09, archived)

I will from now on

you fukka!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 16:10, archived)

Arf!

It's great when your kids mates have hot mothers.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:14, archived)

Oof!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:55, archived)

nice and green

but your bush could do with a trim.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:02, archived)

they're massive

and keep growing!

I think its witchcraft

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:04, archived)

haha

i love b3ta!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:44, archived)

you live in swankytown

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:41, archived)

where the roads are paved with swank

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:43, archived)

it's a self contained "fake" town

created especially for certain types of peado
it has all of the things a regular town except for little children

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:44, archived)

thats terrifyingly possible

Like the Truman show but as wrong as it gets

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:45, archived)

what?

with Jack Nicholson instead of Carey?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:46, archived)

hahaha!

I've just noticed there are no kids in my town.......

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:46, archived)

southend?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:46, archived)

that's sort of like the opposite

where all the old people wear nappies
and all the young people have children

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:48, archived)

hahahaha

a bit like bournemouth.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:58, archived)

crikey

that road sure has a huge camber

(

Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Tue 30 May 2006, 15:42, archived)

that's Beautiful

Agadoo like that

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:41, archived)

hahahaha

brill
woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:41, archived)

Hahaha!

Best use of Black Lace, eva!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:42, archived)

No, this is

www.blacklaceyknickerporn.cum

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:47, archived)

that's good

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:43, archived)

Une

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:38, archived)

errrrr

ris

and why is it missing the end bit?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:39, archived)

I think

it looks cool

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:40, archived)

haha!

What's going on with his cheeks? Is he actaully travelling at 500mph?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:44, archived)

hahahahahah

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:46, archived)

i want the end to show

other than that, WOO.

kilikc

(coRPse blast off to adventure, in the year 400 billion, Tue 30 May 2006, 18:12, archived)

BOOMstick......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:26, archived)

christ!

woo

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:27, archived)

shake shake the room

tick tick,
tick tick...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:28, archived)

Well yo are you ready for me yet?

*pump it up prince*

Well yo are you ready for me yet?
*pump it up prince*

Well yo are you ready for me yet?
*pump it up prince*

Well here I go, here I go, here I go YO!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:29, archived)

Dance in the isles when the prince steps to it

the rhyme is a football y'all
and i went and threw it
out in the crowd and yo it was a good throw
how do i know?
Because the crowd went HO!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:30, archived)

In response to the way that I was kicking it

Smooth and individual
Rhymes always original
Like the Dr. Jekyl man and this is my Hyde side
I am the driver and you're on a rap ride

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:32, archived)

So fellas,

you all wit me? *yeah*

So fellas,
you all wit me? *yeah*

Why don't you tell the girls what y'all wanna do?

I wanna OOH AH AH AH AH OOOOOH

/why do I know every word to this song?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:33, archived)

Indeed

And why are you publicly admitting to it?

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:40, archived)

he's ginger!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:42, archived)

You can't prove anything!

...
..
.
Oh..........

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:51, archived)

Did she just shoot a werewolf in drag?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:28, archived)

it's a ginger cull

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:29, archived)

How rude!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:31, archived)

Oi!

Don't be so cocking rude!

How would you like it if someone was horrible to you just because of the colour of your hair!

PACK IT IN!
you spiteful turd!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:31, archived)

Tell 'im Dave!

*looks for hidden text...*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:32, archived)

I'd just dye

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:32, archived)

Curl up and dye, Shirley?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:37, archived)

Down with the Ginger sympathiser!

*kicks in teh knackers*

well you're def' not going to like the comic strip i'm creating then....

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:33, archived)

or skin...

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:35, archived)

*Packs it in*

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:35, archived)

;)

(

Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:38, archived)

hah!

this is the one that started it all off!

*wishes he'd never replied in the first place*

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:48, archived)

Grand!

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:30, archived)

Huzzah!

Is she doing a half-hearted Beattie impression?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:30, archived)

You've not seen the book, have you?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:31, archived)

No...

The only book I read is The Good Book... 6 times a day... whilst self-flagellating...

Which book?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:33, archived)

'Where the wild things are'

One of the most famous kids books of all time.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:35, archived)

Ahhh

I see

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:38, archived)

inspiring furries since 1963

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:44, archived)

That the

little boy in the longjohns with ears?
with the big monsters with big round heads?

(HowlingWelshman omg hi, Tue 30 May 2006, 17:19, archived)

superb work there

I can't quite claim to be the sole author of this one though :--

(

The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:31, archived)

Heh

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:39, archived)

soon as the boyf gets home

this is happening

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:41, archived)

must be

the directors cut !

(

The Peoples President due for his next mot on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:42, archived)

or the orginal

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:47, archived)

has she had her coffee yet?

or has she got PMT?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:34, archived)

that

takes me back a bit

(

FatherJack /me belms, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:34, archived)

buy new glasses

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:35, archived)

Ace

I love the Wild Things.

(Pachey, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:40, archived)

nooooooo!

not the wild things! please no!

(teasus likes tea, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:41, archived)

*BLAM*

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
*BLAM* *BLAM* *reload* *BLAM* *BLAM*
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:42, archived)

Hahah

I always thought they were stupid looking.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:44, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

You almost used one of my suggestions!

Woo!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:48, archived)

I think it yours was the one that inspired it.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:55, archived)

I just wanted to do this

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:25, archived)

*spacks*

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:25, archived)

would also have accpeted 'shit'

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:26, archived)

*checks*

nope, i didn't do that

*sniffs suspiciously*

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:27, archived)

wow

I usually just want to scratch my balls

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:26, archived)

I'd

love to sctratch them

(carlospresents... TODMORDEN, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:26, archived)

I'll send them over

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:27, archived)

Buster Keaton

(

mutated monty, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:20, archived)

now there's the skills

right there

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:21, archived)

All teh skillz

Give me some you talented reredorter!

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:22, archived)

he did all his own stunts you know

(

mutated monty, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:23, archived)

So did Michael Crawford

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:26, archived)

and Eddie Kidd

and look where that got him

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:26, archived)

not to mention

rod hull

(

mutated monty, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:42, archived)

Arfage Sir

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:22, archived)

Wow

Woo!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:22, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:22, archived)

woo for stuff getting run over

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:25, archived)

noes!

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:26, archived)

i likey

(

kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:48, archived)

hahahah

Nice one MM, and you've kept it under 1GB.

;)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:35, archived)

aye

i had to chew it a fair bit first and suck some of the juice out of it

(

mutated monty, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:39, archived)

it always the way

i try and shave the edges off and then re weigh it, then shave some more off, then re weigh it, then shave some more off...

like puppet animation, but more fun.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:43, archived)

i find chewing gifs is the best way to optimise them

mind you dont swallow them though - they tend to repeat on you

(

mutated monty, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:51, archived)

ha ha aha ha haha haah a hh ah a

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:37, archived)

cola

came out of my nose

(

FatherJack /me belms, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:41, archived)

pretty poor attempt

(_Tim, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:20, archived)

looks like I picked the wrong week to quit slashing my wrists

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:21, archived)

well

hello myspace person, please read anything, cheers.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:25, archived)

cry

oh dear i have no talent in this area of much importance

(_Tim, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:27, archived)

that's ok

I have no talent at all.
And less shame.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:27, archived)

fair enough

but how did you know i have a space of my

(_Tim, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:30, archived)

I'm psychic

I'm mastic meg
I stick the future to you

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:32, archived)

one word

stalking

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:32, archived)

one word

two sexy syllables
and a whole load of wet wipes

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:36, archived)

Timtim, do I turn left or right, timtim?

Timtim, I think we just passed the school, timtim?
Timtim? Timtim? For fucks sake, timtim!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:29, archived)

turn right

(_Tim, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:31, archived)

Great!

Now I'm stuck in the middle of a week-long transvestite mardi gras...
Thanks Timtim!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:36, archived)

I'm old school

I emo on LiveJournal*

*doesn't

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:27, archived)

sorry :)

I just couldn't resists.. I saw choppy wrists and my reaction gland spasmed out a myspace

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:28, archived)

myspack.com more like

damn - it's registered!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:30, archived)

so is myspazz

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:30, archived)

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:25, archived)

Allow me

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:22, archived)

no, i insist...

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 30 May 2006, 15:27, archived)

i want to be comforted by a talking sausage

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:29, archived)

you sure it's a sausage?

it could be a talking poo

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:30, archived)

either one is good

(

eponymous Oh!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:34, archived)

but that means..

at the sewage farm

..it's.. one huge mass of talking poo

how long before it gets angry? and destroys tokyo? or kyoto, the anagram lovers tokyo.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:38, archived)

It's a sausage, trust me

i DREW it.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 31 May 2006, 1:17, archived)

Step right this way babeh!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:31, archived)

Dear god

*goes back to w*rk

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:23, archived)

rotfl?

surely you mean Rolf

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:26, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 May 2006, 15:38, archived)

ah!

I had forgotten it was Tuesday...

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 May 2006, 16:03, archived)

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