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# My friends are horrible people whom I love, but not in that kind of way.



Posted on behalf of Tom of Boyzici.com, because he can't remember his password like the n00b he his.
(I helped save b3ta! MadSquirrels, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:04, archived)
# he can't remember how to optimize either by the looks of it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Obviously he can't
and I was too lazy (and un-equipted) to do it myself. Sorry, are we back to fluffeh tyme now?

p.s. anybody else who is LOLWTFBBQing over the size he'll happily (and by that I mean I'm publishing this without his consent) take your emails at: thisimageistoobig (at) boyzici.com
(I helped save b3ta! MadSquirrels, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:28, archived)
# My,
that's a biggun!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# /ducks
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# /gooses
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# /cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# /tits
(pre-emptive)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# damn you.
I was going to do that but I changed my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:09, archived)
# COR!
/chickens
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# christ
come back, demotivational posters compo, all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# or iPod compos
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# its not THAT bad yet, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:09, archived)
# naaah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
and ha :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# You're all going to Hull/Hell/Bad places
And my colleague is looking on here now, so best behaviour chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# is she attractive?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# It's a HE
And I couldn't possibly say.

He plays the guitar though, so attractive to the LADIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# do you like pantera?
i saw a 'behind the music' documentary yesterday

it was a sad story. they fecking RAWK though
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Dimebag was good
Anselmo was shit.

End of story.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:09, archived)
# nah he has a good voice
can both sing and shout
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# I wasn't saying anything about their respective talents.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# "walk on home, boy!"
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)
# He's still a git
Seriously- I know he's a talented guy and all but there are talented gits everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Yes
And what orrible said. Phil's a git, Dime was lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)
# not if you are asking
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# haha
yay for 350k pics :)

watch the nazi's go!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# APOSTROPHE
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# bindun to hell
and
try checking the archive for the last hour on topical issues you twunt.

gets my nazi on
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# this always makes me giggle like a girl
gigles like girl
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *likes girlie giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:46, archived)
# BINDUN AND BINDUN SMALLER AND BINDUN BETTERERER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Anything could happen in the next half hour!
Though my guess is more Stingray pics.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:09, archived)
# lets hope not though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# *looks*
*picks up bandwidth*
*runs to safe distance*






*dies*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Oh no!
Steve Irwin has fallen off the roof of his aerial, knocking the pope into the Thames who turns into
a whale and dies. Meanwhile, John Peel is fighting Christopher Reeve and they both die too
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# with roy kinnear catching it all on camcorder from the back of a horse...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I want to see you draw that.
Else I might have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:12, archived)
# BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGER
394 ko ! Wooo !!!
(I helped save b3ta! nOfrOm, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:32, archived)
# He says, and I quote (my contain artistic licence):
98k LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! MadSquirrels, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Jason tried a new tactic...
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# arf!
I REALLY LOVE that!

have a click
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *clucks like a ficker*
most most woo!

but thanks to this I now have ribena down my top ;/
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# some people would pay good money to see that
Im drinking some really expensive inocent smoothy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# pffffffft
it will never be as good as the purple gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Oh noes!
Can't let the purple gold go to wastage! Quick, try and squeeze some of it back into this cup...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
I sat here sucking my t shirt.... now I have big wet patches and purple stain :(

but at least I managed to salvage the situation!

YAY for purple gold!! *raises glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah
for t-shirt suckage! But not all the time because that would be weird!

*raises glass*

Hmm, my "glass" appears to be a mug. And the mug is quarter full with cold tea. This is a situation that needs to be remedied

*lights up Bat-Signal*
*shines into sky*

BATMAN! MAKE ME SOME TEA, YOU CARDBOARD WHORE.

He's useless. Never listens to a word I say...
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# They break
my eyes. I spend the next hour staring in seven different directions at once
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# today's The Neville was brought to you by the number
7
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I really want to repost that
with steve irwin picking up the wolf like thing and shouting at it, however i had a late flight last night
and cant be arsed

woo anyway
(Adam Mack, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Er
The 'wolf like thing' is a Cyclops :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:32, archived)
# most original LOL this week
congrats :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:16, archived)
# sorry..

(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# and now i have that song in my head
*begrudgingly woos*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# oooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ooooeeeeoooo oooo ooo
um bumbaWAAAAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# oh god
rather good
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# /puts away half finished 'shop of "I swim away I swim away"
/closes photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# good grief
hhaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# hello
hope you got my email
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yep.
Looks like fun, fun, fun all the way. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# A+
=D
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# top poster would reply again?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Shouldn't it read...
Irwin a-Ray


/grabs coat
(akav0id, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# pffffffffft
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:56, archived)
# You complete b3tard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)
# ...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# goodfellas?
EDIT: Pah! *spang* just got it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Well
he was killed by a ray wasn't he...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# did he have his head nailed to a coffee table?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Aaaaarrgghhhh!

*Goes to do actual w*rk*

See what you've driven me too?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# still no flapjack...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# *makes supreme flapjack*
*gives*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# can I have one pleeeeeeeease?
*puppy eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I'm impervious to your puppy eyes..
..octopus eyes however....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# *wriggles tentacles*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# eyes not tentacles
You're FIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# *laughs*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# meanie
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# those...
...Australian animals are more dangerous than you might think...
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# *betty davis eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Dickie Davis eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# betty turpin's hot-pot
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# oohm lancashire 'otpot!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:04, archived)
# yum
*munch*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# .
It's a shame about Ray
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)
# great album
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:57, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# there's a version
of The Lemonheads on tour now. I'm hoping to go and see them.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ace!
*looks for north-east tour dates*

edit: bah! nearest one is leeds... meh, i suppose it's only an hour and a half away...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Booking tickets for The Forum.
Haven't seen them since 94.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# same here
but for Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:13, archived)
# we should all go
and have a Lemonheads party!

Whos up for sucking old mens cocks???
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:30, archived)
# One of my fave albums.
Closely followed by Come On Feel.

Woo!
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Lovey is better than Come On...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Critters & Skitterers, they grieve.


EDIT: Good god. Damn well bindun. Or referenced. Sorry -- board to fast for slow hed.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# W & O pay their respects


badly


(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# w00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# huzzah! lovely
p.s. Re: Norwich Bash
any particular venue you would suggest near/at the riverside as a starting point for the 16th?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hello dear sir
well depends if there is a Canary's home game on that Saturday, if not I would suggest the Compleat Angler just over the bridge from the train station, easy to find and very lovely (and not at all because is is the nearest to my home), or the Coach and Horses up Thorpe Road (they have a micro brewery)
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# the decision is yours, norwich city are playing AT HOME on that day
3pm vs. crystal palace, so a place where the fans aren't likely to congregate too much would be good, put a note up on the calendar page and I'll put the venue at the top
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Mmmmmmicro brewery
;¬)

/sounds a bit footie-ish though :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:08, archived)
# really sorry if bindun...
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# If you'd bothered to check back a bit you'd have seen that it has
Really, less than an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I did bother and I didn't see it done like this
if you had bothered....
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)
# what, "Ray" film poster and picture of steve irwin in black and white, yes, its been done, here...
www.b3ta.com/board/6292846
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)
# i bow in deference to you
sorry i'm such a cnut.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:59, archived)
# no no, don't be liek that, its a good image
I guess those of us who have stuck here since 8.30 am this morning are kinda fed up with it all now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# good thing I posted my effort at 8.29!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:06, archived)
# gotcha, sorry again!
;o)
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hmmm
b3ta.com/board/6292846
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:58, archived)
# this is your friend
View older messages
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I LOVE your username
well done to you

*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:04, archived)
# thanks friend
what with you being Chorizowagon, it's becoming a bit of a sausage fest around here.
(Party Sausage, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *bums harder*
you're welcome ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:36, archived)
#
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# now thats...
funny!
Good job!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Top Class Swearage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Hits are cheap in the ocean...

RIP Steve, you fiddled with one too many daaaannnggeerrrouuuss animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# That's a tear?
Looks like crocodile bukkake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I like Bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Are you in Nagasaki?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Winner!
hahahahahaha
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# arf!
right. off to work.
bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# 'Oh I feel queasy'
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# *BELMS*
sick squid = £6
im a proppa fuckwit me!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *says nothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Quick and dirty
and I can't be arsed waiting another week
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# *Grabs exhaust pipe, hauls self up onto wagon
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# comedy uh-huh-huh
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *oof*
gerrroff!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Reincarnation?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# in other news...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5312236.stm
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# WTF???
from all the whale porn. it was actually RSI
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Arthritis?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# wait a minute..
whales have necks?!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# no youre thinking of jacob dyer
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Burn, blubber, burn
disco inferno
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# jesus h corbett!
i'm looking out my window and i cant see it. is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# IT'S
THE MOON!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:56, archived)
# tee hee
needs more shaving creme
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Mornin B3ta

Long time member, not so much with the posting though.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Which Gulf War, though?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# all 5 of them
Tom even made some up.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# And he's probably got the medals from the fake ones too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# he got a purple when he
saved the queen from an irish terrorist, who was working with the russians to free the english, from the english.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# "got a purple"
Does this mean something I don't know about?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# yeah
it means his knobend popped out of his flies.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# aah
the purple head?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# My dad is Zaphod's Wombat.
Here's an animation I've just done. Please be gentle. I'm only 12!!!

It's my brother at Legoland.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! SuperTim, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Knights Kingdom rocks!!!
I like the Jango Fett they have by the shop though.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# boba is best


and i am not 12 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *grooms anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# =)
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I hate you
but not for any other reason than you are a cocking 12 year old who is already more talented than me!

Woo and yay young sir, pull up a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# haha
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# *pokes*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha, crazy!
Hello, you. Welcome aboard!
That's a damn fine animation for a 12 year old if I do say so myself.
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# love the tweening
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Your reputation precedes you young sir.

Is that the 'sock thing' brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# no. its his twin brother.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperTim, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# thats a likely excuse...
wooo 4 any age :)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# YOUR DAD IS GREAT
And so are you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I remember you
and I rather liked your FP.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Groomer
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# is FP slang for something?
hmmm? hmmmmmm?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I'm guessing so........
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# frilly panties
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:53, archived)
# meh
s'alright i s'pose ;)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# well done little ZW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# we're all going to be out of jobs thanks to you you talented little mook
couldn't you take up knitting or something?

woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *Leaps on*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:29, archived)
# skills
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I've only reached page 7 in the paper
Yet I still manage to learn all my news stories 1st here at B3ta
EDIT: even if it is The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Who's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Steve Irwin
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Steve Irwins dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Troy Tempest
shot him with a ray gun or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Mindfuck
You go out for a walk, come back and Steve Irwins dead. Next you'll be telling me that Michael Barrymore is gay, That image with the shark, helicopter and bridge is fake and that bandwagons are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Still
at least we know Santa Claus is real. And the Easter Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:42, archived)
# You know what?
There is no Easter Bunny! That over there? That's just a man in a suit!

*goes back to staring at magic-eye picture*
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# but i sat on his knee
and he gave me "special candy"
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Heh.
I know someone who sat on Jimmy Jangle Jewellery's knee...

She doesn't say if she got any special candy, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# jubblies...
mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
No!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Wow a sailboat!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Wow,
a schooner!
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# No, say it isn't so!
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Bah!
I see, I just read the news, I see he was killed by a stingray. Him by a dangerous animal and Major Les Hiddins by eating poisonous berries, they both had to die in their line of work, goat bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# where do you want me to start?
Adam, eve, noah, moses, Jesus, Tutenkhamum, the french, the irish, lots of other people . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# palace hill
(in case u didnt read my early reply)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# haha
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Jesus aint dead
no siree, he aint
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# he lives in a flat in Keswick with elvis and john lennon...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# they do. and they ride shergar to work
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
#
ride eat to work for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# from the Valhalla kebab shop
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# and neither is....
...santa or the tooth fairy. Make believe people will never die, as long as we have our imaginication
(akav0id, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:07, archived)
# whale? thames!?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Zed's dead
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# from Police Academy?
*says something incomprehensible*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:52, archived)
# pffft!


the beeb lied to me, the video link is just to some people talking about it, bah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
I thought exactly the same thing too, nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# ANNA FRIEL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:27, archived)
# hahahhahahahah
thought i was the only one...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:28, archived)
# haha me too
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Like
a disco hall...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:28, archived)
# what what what! how dare ya!
anna friel is a fox
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I agree
i was singing ray of light by madge
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# *penny drops*
i thought you were suggesting something entirely diff'rnt
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# noooo
anna friel is on my nookielist. along with most of Darren Days other cast-offs.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# mine too
and darren day

admit it
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Ok, darren day as well
he sure has a purty mouth the sexy mockney bastad
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# That little tart from home and away that goes with ali g
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:34, archived)
# oh yeah
Wedding crashers made me want to do rude things to Ms Fisher.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hey, get in line...
even if she is FREAKY in Crashers.

Still would...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# id have sloppy tenths on Isla
The ginger temptress
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# isla fisher
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *snort*
I thought us lot were bad...
Just got this email from a female work colleague.

"Since Steve Irwin was filming at the time.... is the video on YouTube yet?"
(Jediwannabe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *searches youtube*
nah, give it a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *waits 30 seconds*
nope, still not there.

c'mon, tinternets, I thought you were supposed to be faster than light! It's nearly 12 hours since he karked it, where's the snuff movie?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# How Walt wanted it.

(SirReginald, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Pffft!
Topical.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(dusty, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Explain please.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:29, archived)
# bon jovi
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# bon jela
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# You give love a bad name
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Still doesn't make sense to me
Random Bon Jovi lyric with a picture of a couple of representatives of the Dasyatidae family of sea creatures.

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Steve Irwins dead!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
*hangs head in shame too*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:52, archived)

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