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[challenge entry] GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:49, archived)
# *boots*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Football!
"What's that" the majority of the board say!

I'd have a footy icon, me
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:57, archived)
# See below :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:00, archived)
# "What's football"
says Flowerpot, "cos i'm a girl",

Only joking hun, ; )
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Oi
FYI I know the rules of football and I even know what offside is.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:03, archived)
# explain the offside rule then
go on....dares ya!!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)
# In a nutshell
if the ball is passed to the attacker and there is no defender between the attacker and the goalkeeper, he is ruled offside as soon as his boot touches the ball.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)
# eh?
Which one's the attacker? The one with the flag? or the one with the whistle?

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)
# The one with the deadly weapon
who is brandishing it about.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)
#


you missed out the bit about being active or inactive.........

but you did well for a girlie /sexist
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)
# well meester kebab
Pot said inna nutshell, so basically you go get tae feck and stay there, so nre, 'cos I'm her defender y'know

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)
# *touches nose*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)
# *gets tae feck*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# As I said
It's in a nutshell. That is what offside is. A rule to stop players hanging around the goal. The offside trap and all the other boring stuff that goes with it is just embellishments of the main rule.
Patronising git ;)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)
# im sowwy......
*begs forgiveness*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Don't mess with Teh 'Pot


(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# *adjusts shield and trident and inflates chest*
:)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
# That's a great icon
because:

1. It's obvious what it is (very clear).
2. It warns me not to strike up any conversations with those who use it for fear of the topic turning to football!
3. erm
4. Profit!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Agreed!
"Did you see the match last ni..." LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaha yep, in a nutshell
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)
# I've just posted a message explaining, in a nutshell, what offside means
Please shoot me.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)
# you should be ashamed young lady
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)
# Not only that
I got a LOTR post and admitted to knowing hex.
Any street cred I may have had has now gone down the plug hole.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)
# * Deliberate goad
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# I WAS BOOOOORRRREEEDDDDD!!!!
consider me goaded
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:53, archived)
# ok one more then....


i have an evil streak..
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:45, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:52, archived)
#
Light enters the eye and is bent or refracted by the cornea through the pupil
This light passes through the lens.
This completes refraction by fine tuning the focused light onto the retina.
The retina changes the light into electric impulses that are carried through the optic nerve
to the vision center of the brain where the image is interpreted as a silly dog
wearing comedy reindeer antlers :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Top science!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:01, archived)
# He looks so sad
And somehow, that makes it funnier.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:57, archived)
# He looks like a reluctant drag artitst!


(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 8 posts for teh price of 1
















...I likes kittens, me

Edit...

I likes kittens much greyscale too

















that's 16 for teh price of 1 now
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Yum yum
very minimalist
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:40, archived)
# sadly coulour
is a bit of a nono.

my dad is putting a bit of toast under a tap.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:42, archived)
# might I ask:
why?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:43, archived)
# People "in the know"
said so.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:45, archived)
# tell him not to listen to them
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:47, archived)
# aw, nice
but they should be greyscale if you want them considered for inclusion
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:42, archived)
# ah...
back to MSPAINT
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:43, archived)
# 2nd one up from bottom
is the bestest.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:55, archived)
# Dog bless them all
...and you
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Teh fluff for you...


ziggy says hi.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:30, archived)
# bee dog!!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:31, archived)
# It looks Manic!
. . . .Hi Ziggy.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:32, archived)
# yes
indeed
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Dogs in clothes roxxorz!!!
top fluff
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Awwww
hi Ziggy!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:33, archived)
# that is rather fluffy actually
usually dogs look too sad to be fluffy
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:34, archived)
# More of this kind of thing!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:39, archived)
# I salute you
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:39, archived)
# yay
and yup, it's still there: beedogs.com/
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Aww cute
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)
# !
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Fancy!~
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:26, archived)
# is that teh Blessed?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Shaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Is he a zen buddhist monk now?
I'm sure there's a koan joke in there somewhere...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:29, archived)
# What a big head he has.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:34, archived)
# I thought of this earlier


But can't remember the bloody pun!!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:19, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Just seen that,it reminded me to do this, but not the pun itself!!
I am RIS-ing myself!!!!!!!

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:22, archived)
# colour me good?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Something to do with coloured in, yes.
Coz I was thinking of The battle of Culloden!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:23, archived)
# grayscale wrong
colour good?

wtf? FF doesn't even have the English version of 'colour' in its new-fangled spellchecker thing :S

Or the word 'spellchecker' for that matter!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Do you have it set to
proper American English? Maybe they have a special antiquated British English version.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:27, archived)
# I've just bothered myself to install the british english dictionary
should be ok now
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:32, archived)
# I know!
it's an enigma
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:27, archived)
# It's doing my nut in!
Where's DTH when you need him?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Nice.....
Full Colour Cartography
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Here I am!
What seems to be the problem citizen!?

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)
# please help us, Mr. The Hat
Ms. Standot has made a picture, but forgot what the pun was
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)
#
Something to do with time zones?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:32, archived)
# colours of the world!
Spice up your life!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:37, archived)
# United Colours Of Mercator ??

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:39, archived)
#
We have all the time in the world.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Hello Squiddles!
How're you and how's Mort?

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I just got a scanner!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:14, archived)
# hahahaha
happy scanning!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:16, archived)
# hahaa!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Arf/chuckle


(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Ha.
Enjoy!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:18, archived)
# tee
hee
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Back from the pub
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
# My life in blocks
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
# You too, eh?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:11, archived)
# you could replace "in blocks" with
"is bollocks" too
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:16, archived)
# I read it has that first time round actually.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:24, archived)
# You're fucking family,
you are.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:13, archived)
# I'm not sure exactly what that means
but I'm going to assume it's nice.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Don't make assumptions, it makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and
mptions.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:17, archived)
# Hehe
You said 'Ass'
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha,
I do like these. Infact I fuckin' love them . .
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:13, archived)
# off his block
love 'em
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:13, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:14, archived)
# You're my besht mate
and... and... [muffled sobs].
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:16, archived)
# ha ha tops!


(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:17, archived)
# mmmmmmm butter
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:02, archived)
# GLEE!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:03, archived)
# ^This
Hard!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:05, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:07, archived)
# banana on the cob
nice work, btw :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:04, archived)
# sssshh he started of as a banana :D
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)
# I won't tell anyone
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:17, archived)
# haha
excellent
woo yay
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:04, archived)
# But is it Corn...
...or a mouldy banana?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:05, archived)
# I'm glad I came!
woo Mr 69

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:07, archived)
# thanks Ms. tandot ;)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Do I look like a girl?
I mean do I, with this lip gloss on?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:13, archived)
# PANTS BEGONE!!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:16, archived)
# this is fantastic!
*clicks*


"I'm lovin' it"
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:07, archived)
# ba bap bap ba ba! :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
# *munch*
Excellent stuff!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:08, archived)
# yum!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Its like a shiny yellow corn in the shit
Woo!

Edit: No offense to the other posts.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:10, archived)
# Haha, I want to say something corny now
but it may amaize you that I won't!

Hurrah for corn!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:11, archived)
# *slaps head* :D
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:12, archived)
# I've been taking lessons from Dave the Hat
Whee!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:15, archived)
# CORN YAY
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:26, archived)
# 'lo tutt :)x
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Haha!
Fantastic!

Wallace & Gromit teeth — Yay!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:37, archived)
# best of all the teeth :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Yay
I love him
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:02, archived)
# yay
excellent stuff :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)
# In honour of those terrible puns below:

Feel free to redistribute at will.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:57, archived)
# LARGE BELL END
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:58, archived)
# looks even better with that other country still stuck on it
*doesn't know which one that is* :(
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:59, archived)
# LET'S FLOOD THEM!
What shall we do? Dig or use aerosols?

Edit: Neider I vvont eet fur me armpits.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:01, archived)
# use arseholes!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:03, archived)
# Uranus
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Mull of Kintyre
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Population.....1 (Macca)
................was 2 up to a month ago!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:22, archived)
# NORWAY!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Yes wai!
:)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:00, archived)
# number of lions: 0

my gf is just back from there; didn't see any iguanas either
/business trip
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:09, archived)
# there are some
wiggly lions...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:15, archived)
# piss on it
from afar
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Poor Brian hated re-tiling the bathroom

Apologies for crapness.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:46, archived)
# hehehe.
i'm quite enjoying the haphazard movements of his arm.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:48, archived)
# hehehe
i'm quite enjoying the use of the word haphazzard! woo!


Also WOO to Morphindel!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:50, archived)
# underused.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:50, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:51, archived)
# It's like watching the Crystal Maze
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:48, archived)
# ahahaha
what a compliment :)
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:52, archived)
# It was meant as one
In all the years that "The Crystal Maze" was on I never heard one person say "Give up, you useless fuck. It's obviously a word-search. Move the letters on the table to match the arrangement of those on the wall."

"Come out! Get out!"
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:58, archived)
# you need to watch this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gudjzy3E91Q

If you missed it several years ago
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:01, archived)
# "5 seconds left!!"







.........................................................................."what?"
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:02, archived)
# No crapness detected.
Just "pffft"ness, and a giggle from Mrs The Blue Aardvark
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:48, archived)
# two elbows!
just think of the possibilities

/edit: I like this idea..this should be turned into a real bathroom puzzle wall
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Impossible to lick your own elbow?
Ha I'll show you, you bastard!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:50, archived)
# yeah...you could bend BOTH arms.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:50, archived)
# har


har
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Thanks
Everytime i used to look at our bathroom tiles i also wished i could arrange the coloured squares into a pixelated badger shape.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:55, archived)
# i do you know
yay!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:50, archived)
# this is most woo
and deserves great things
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Fancy!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Pfft!
It'd help if he looked at them.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:44, archived)
# it took me a very long time to figure out what that said.
when i did i snorted.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Ooh
wax art? We did that at school :) Or is it crayon?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)
# gay
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:48, archived)
# cock.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:54, archived)
# 4 INCHES DOES NOT MAKE A MAN
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:55, archived)
# makes me want to complete the last Zelda
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:50, archived)
# sorry if it's hard to read
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# christ it's like a time machine for jokes :¬)
woo
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# *posts at top so it gets read*
How long have profiles included the number of 'I like this' clicks? New to me as of 1 minute ago!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:44, archived)
# not very long
I didn't notice it this afternoon, anyway
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Funny thing
I don't remember clicking I like this to all the pics listed.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:56, archived)
# you've been hacked!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:58, archived)
# and rummaged!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:26, archived)
# i didn't notice it until you mentioned it
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:55, archived)
# CAREFUL
NOW!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Pffft!
You missed out Ukraine though!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# ALASKA.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALASKA?
otherwise very woo.
i don't get the last one.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:37, archived)
# I was hoping for Nova Scotia
that one was missed.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:40, archived)
# explain.
don't think i've heard that one.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:41, archived)
# haha
it's just like Cleethorpes
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:43, archived)
# -even more confused-
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:43, archived)
# I think they're making up as they go along
Either that, or they'd better be damn good puns!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:45, archived)
# No sign of Jakarta...
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:46, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
/dies
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:38, archived)
# EPIC
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:39, archived)
# It's like a pun-gun
it just keeps on shooting!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:39, archived)
# wow!~
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Fancy!












(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Norway!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:45, archived)
# Rapid fire!
And: I live on the wye! :¬D
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:45, archived)
#


(wait for it)


...


why?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:48, archived)
# wye?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:48, archived)
# ye gods, it goes on...
The "Ariston" of animation.

Nice one. *click*
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:46, archived)
# She's endorse it to anyone?
Other than that much houpla to you!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:49, archived)
# on the way to fixing that...
it was fixed on a previous version but then i forgot it again. oops
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:53, archived)
# coughing up greenies!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:49, archived)
# it would not be an issue
if you first make all teh pictures the same size then there shall be no border ;-)

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:57, archived)
# i'll see how it looks
considered it, ta
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Goa
needs more
"nudge nudge, wink wink, know what i mean"
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:30, archived)
# Fancy.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:30, archived)
# You commmented on your own work
are you lonely?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# gosh
not enough symbolism!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Starfish are odd.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# Nice.

I dig the crayon action.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:33, archived)
# wax relief isn't the nicest thing in the world,
but it is fun to do.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Well, that's what you get if
you think it's a good idea to work in a wax massage parlour.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:47, archived)
# ear wax?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:49, archived)
# No thanks.
I've got loads.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Fancy!



(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Couldnt resist
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Hahahah
Edit: The black cat has the perfect expression. Did you shop his eyes?
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
this makes me laugh more the longer i watch it

woo
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:39, archived)
# cats can smell bacon butties 6 miles away
fact!

another fact is that pic is woo!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:40, archived)
# ARF!
that is teh Swish!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Fancy!



(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:42, archived)
# pftttt


right, food time!
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:42, archived)
# Nicely done

(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:43, archived)
#
That sandwich is going to go cold if someone doesn't eat it soon.
(, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 21:45, archived)

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