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# Bed time!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:28, archived)
# not HIV
but fulll blown aiiiiiiiids
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:37, archived)
# WANK
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:37, archived)
# thus
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:37, archived)
# It is morning now
and I have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 8:20, archived)
# i like the shirt
reminds me of my old maths teacher

plus the text reminds me of ace of base.. bass.. whatever it was
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:41, archived)
# Fancy!




(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:44, archived)
# *selectas*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 6:25, archived)
# whane yoou gum run out flavorue you recahrge it wthi ahoetp ricee

like batterifw
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:27, archived)
# *tries to deselect*
*flibs*

woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:30, archived)
# you do
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:38, archived)
# Fancy!











(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:44, archived)
# zyzyazy.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:48, archived)
# Tip Top!
(grumble finegold, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:47, archived)
# gm.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:49, archived)
# I got new shoes tonight! XD

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:23, archived)
# Fancy!







(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:24, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:25, archived)
# what happens if paint shoes get wet?
do they run?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:25, archived)
# Night night Rik and all.....
I leave you with this from last night:



(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:31, archived)
# omygosh!
i LOVE Fall Out Boy! (Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Well I'm glad you guys like it :o)
Went down like the clap last night! haha!

edit // nice shoz.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:35, archived)
# dude - b3ta is like that
spent hours.. (well say 45 mins) on pics that have been lead balloons

gotta judge the cunting audience.. and they`re all cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:39, archived)
# Yup....
you knows it... I'm not bitter ;o)

Anyway(s) I'm retiring to watch 'My name is Earl' catch you on the morro. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:40, archived)
# hahaha let me guess - you`re under 20 years old :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:35, archived)
# Haha!
I thought that.

Bloody noobs, no idea of film heritage.
(Glomp Fuck, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:42, archived)
# does it even qualify for heritage?
bloody awful fillum :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:44, archived)
# Nooooooooo
I love it and I'm not even gay as well!
(Glomp Fuck, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:47, archived)
# jesus
bet you have "popped in souled out" by wet wet wet also!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:49, archived)
# *shrugs*
what can i say?


It was a movie...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 5:14, archived)
# oh jesus....
swayze would be proud.. if he could stop wanking off over jennifer grey`s ugly bake!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:34, archived)
# I'm listening to Mr Blue Sky. why? I don't know why... It's your fault!
www.b3ta.com/board/6470832
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:36, archived)
# damn good song, that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:42, archived)
# i was thignkin korama was the girl's name.
& the guy was sayig tha & rpoooteoecting ehr. by dunking her in the w thing.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:45, archived)
# type. more. slowly.
foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:55, archived)
# i was thinking korma was the girl's name and the guy was saying that and protecting her by dunking her in the stuff
like noboy impregnates korma (the girl) -guards her jealously in some kind of soup-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 4:07, archived)
# nice shoes
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 6:25, archived)
# Have some of this shite
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:22, archived)
# hahaha black jacks were skillty
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:26, archived)
# And Fruit Salads.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:26, archived)
# mm fruit salads
good call
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:29, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:26, archived)
# Dare I say...
Yoo many? I like it thought hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:27, archived)
# I ALSO LIKE THOUGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] heres mine
Is it already an icon
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:50, archived)
# They're hot
but not as hot as this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdYCnk_Rf90

Make sure the wife's not around, wink, wink.

Fancy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:50, archived)
# I love the way she keeps wiggling her legs
in #struggle'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:51, archived)
# That's red hot stuff
you can't get better than that, under the couter material.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:54, archived)
# I have had the vaccuum cleaer one
of these open in Tattyshop all night.

Now I think that she can just be a foxy link for your perusal as I am all hummussed out.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:01, archived)
# Crikey,
Do I detect a future Miss Puddingshire?

*slaps back of neck*
(grumble finegold, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:09, archived)
# let`s be brief
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:14, archived)
#
"His heroines are often caught in humorous but distressing situations.. gorgeous girls-next-door, their skirts often blowing up to reveal lovely nylon-clad limbs."
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:18, archived)
# Why you scamp!!
hows that cudd chewing going?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:53, archived)
# I'm leaving it until tomorrow evening
I'll be able to find a pipe when I'm sober. I haven't smoked the weed since I gave up smoking, that's over 2 years ago I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:59, archived)
# where the hell did you find it then??
I'd do yourself a favour and save it for a seasoning for your Sunday lunch! he he!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:04, archived)
# It was in a jacket I rarely wear.
Fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:24, archived)
# where`s the quadruple ended dildo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:55, archived)
# Just per chance did you click on the 'best girl kissing video ever'
it's maybe, probably, worth a watch!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:59, archived)
# let me unzip and i`ll tell you..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:00, archived)
# haha... lol....
go tiger...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:01, archived)
# man that was nice!
listening to ELO at the time kind of .. er.. spoiled it though!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:03, archived)
# haha.....
I'm still listening to the Beatles, getting battered all the time ;o)

edit // But did you notice like dancing neither wanted to lead??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:05, archived)
# I had "don`t bring me down" on
it distracted me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:13, archived)
# None of that softcore stuff with me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:02, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:02, archived)
# unfortunately
Oh Noes

/youtube blog

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:03, archived)
# it`s PAEDOGEDDON!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:04, archived)
# wtf
AYBOA!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:18, archived)
# that page is entitled
'youtube removes come'
*chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:05, archived)
# ^^this
haha yes - oddly
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:19, archived)
# My very goodness,
Though that is special. A lesson hard learnt is, well, a lesson hard learnt-ed-ed.

For SHAME.

Or something.
(grumble finegold, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:07, archived)
# Dear me, I love vintage porn
I've actually seen that one before.

The French ones are saucier.

And Marylin Monroe's would make Ron Jeremy blush.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:15, archived)
# marilyn monroe?
she did a porno?

tell me more...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:34, archived)
# it exists
I deleted it because it made me sad, but it's out there.

Joan Crawford apparently did one too, but they tracked all of the copies down and destroyed them when she became a star.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:52, archived)
# Haha!
It's like one of those funny birthday cards with the old black and white photos and a humorous line of text underneath!
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:54, archived)
# Thank you Marwood.
I've been using ConvertXtoDVD and want to thank you for introducing me to what is, in all honesty, a marvelous piece of software.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:57, archived)
# Did I?
When was that?

That was particularly nice of me.
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:59, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Cor.
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:05, archived)
# Fancy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:10, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:20, archived)
# And no,
yet, yum.
(grumble finegold, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:21, archived)
# woo
ace

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:59, archived)
# am it teh scarey pumpkim tiem yet?

no? well here's some anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:29, archived)
# just so u dont miss it
my post a bit further down
i love robert rankin, after armageddon the musical im now reading apocalypso, then ill do the rest of the armageddon trilogy.. lots more R.R. to go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:31, archived)
# The Duke of Prunes?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:32, archived)
# no
lord munkee...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:33, archived)
# The Duke of Prunes is a rather more splendid Rankin Character.
I am now reading KNees up Mother Earth, which i somehow managed to miss.

I think Rankin is the best author of all time, closely followed by Kurt Vonnegut Jr and, of course, Mr Adams.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:35, archived)
# dougie the great yes
but rankin is high on my list

i have a huge selection of his books, i have the armageddon trilogy, brightonomicon, cornelius murphy trilogy, and the brentford lot, i bought themm all on the liking of 'the musical' good god was it funny, reading about a book every 3 days at the mo.. looking forward to them immensely
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:37, archived)
# Brentford are nice.
I think the hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocolypse may be up there.

Cornelius is excellent.

Hmm Hard to say.

Anyway . . .

SPORK!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:39, archived)
# i also want to read
a dog called demolition
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:42, archived)
# because his dog is in your garden having a shite
and you're pure looking at it and thinking "Why is Urbane Legend's dogs in my garden having a shite? crickey!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:37, archived)
# That ghost is a bit special
Woo... Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:30, archived)
[challenge entry] And because I dont think this deserves a new thread
Bindun?

excuse lack of transparency, its a paint jobbie
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:47, archived)
# Much obliged
*doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:59, archived)
# tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b tony b
nice shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:30, archived)
# hello now
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:31, archived)
# I didn`t realise who you were until somebody pointed out
you and your "photo face"
grrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:34, archived)
# photo face?
?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:37, archived)
# the eyes... that thing with the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:40, archived)
# er...
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:07, archived)
# IS IT REAL?
no really - is it?
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:32, archived)
# no, all shopped
*ahem*
well, gif optimised anyway
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:32, archived)
# the shawn of the dead one
TOTALLY ROCKS!!!
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:32, archived)
# ^this
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Shame the film
was a pile of overhyped fanboy wankfodder.
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:33, archived)
# You are terribly, terribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:50, archived)
# nod
nod can't remember fuck all about it = waste of time and time better spent not looking at the screen
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 4:19, archived)
# Fancy!



(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Did you pay for the stencils?
you can just enlarge the preview images if you're feeling naughty
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:34, archived)
# that i did!
tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:35, archived)
# where do you get these stencils?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:00, archived)
# zombiepumkins.com
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# I'm liking the Oogie Boogie one.
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:35, archived)
# Ooooh, very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:36, archived)
# those are tnice.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:28, archived)
# I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved.......

*I know feck all about it, but this came to mind....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:22, archived)
# bloody pirate!
Fancy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:25, archived)
# How's the Rum situ??
did you need to go out for more?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:26, archived)
# I went out and got more
I'm just back in the door after a few fancy ales. Braw! Ypu can't beat a spot of ovd
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:28, archived)
# With plenty of SeaBrookes crisps!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:30, archived)
# Seabrooks are so 80s
get with the times, man. All the kids are eating Salty Dog crisps these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:34, archived)
# :o(
Is shunned... haha! I'm eating colesaw that came with the pizza earlier..... Yum...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Braw!
I haven't had colslaw in yonks, tat's braw stuff. I've just found some grass, I need it find a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:45, archived)
# Sir Duke....
It is far too late to be chewing cudd! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:51, archived)
# Me used to be angry young man
me hiding me head in me hands
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:28, archived)
# Pfft!
I've got to admit it's getting battered
A little battered all the time.....
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Arf!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Finished.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:16, archived)
# sumbit
Here
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:18, archived)
# I need illustrator befor I can begin doing that sort of thing.
*HINT, HINT*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:57, archived)
# Inspired!
that would look great on a tub of butter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:18, archived)
# pfft
so much for sleep then

www.b3ta.com/board/6470437

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:19, archived)
# I started caring.
I was going to sleep because my battery was flat, but . . .

Well, i went and got a cable, didn;t I?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:21, archived)
#
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:21, archived)
# twelve what?
I demand answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Then message me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Nah.
I'll just pretend you said 'sporks' and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:23, archived)
# Dear Rex Mundi,
I demand a *belms*

Yours sincerely,

<squiggle>

cow-appreciation-society
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Fancy!
it's like a radiohead album cover.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Yous said that about
this one too.

[EDIT: but not this one
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Fancy!








(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:38, archived)
# can i just say
im only just getting into Robert Rankin and I LOVE armageddon the musical
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:30, archived)
# robert ... robert thingie who played terminator 2
more like :p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:46, archived)
# I liked it when it was missing something
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 6:28, archived)
# It's Friday night, who's here then and not out partying?
Come on, ROLL CALL!
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:12, archived)
# IT'S 11AM SATURDAY MORNING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:13, archived)
# obviously all the names below this?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:13, archived)
# And don't we number
a merry few!
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:19, archived)
# *sniffs finger*
*offers you a sniff*



smell yer ma?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:21, archived)
# It's fucking thursday.
What are YOU smoking?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Thanks for drawing attention to that.
*cries*

I do have minor pubbage tomorrow though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Do you have to take you own pick and lamp??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:29, archived)
# What pub trip is complete without?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:38, archived)
# True...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:41, archived)
# I'm here.
But I'm going to bed now as I really ought to get some sleepings in.

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:14, archived)
# G'Night...
sleep tight.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:32, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:15, archived)
# Can I interest you
in a shiny black kettle sir?
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:17, archived)
# depends if the previous owner was Horace J. Cunt Esq.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:20, archived)
# *puts hand up*
yes i have no life

edit: but i'm going out now t'ra
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:15, archived)
# i am nothing but a poor student
and the only place i want to go to is where i'm supposed to be at work tonight

oh well... nighty night all xx
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:15, archived)
#

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:15, archived)
# ZOMG!
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:16, archived)
# LOLZ
LOL U N00B!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:17, archived)
# Fancy!






















(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:16, archived)
# pr00nz!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:18, archived)
# R1kZZ baybee!
what the crack with yer, mun?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:20, archived)
# oh I`m on the Rocky Dennis Express these days dude - destination: Singlesville

still.. could be worse.. could have cancer or something

how`s you, Dukey?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:26, archived)
# I'm on the same boat as you, pal. singlesville's a braw place, it's OVD galore!
but everything still be braw, apart from too much fercking work, bloody work. why do they have to make me work? Fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:32, archived)
# fannies the lot of them
damn having a proper job.. it was all so much easier when you could rack up 2000 posts a week on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Aye, those were thon days
you couldn't bet them. Fannies, bloody FUDS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:47, archived)
# haha yeah thon days over thonder
all thon days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Hamtoucher!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:17, archived)
# why go out to party?
tis much cheaper getting wasted at home. also, no danger of food poisoning (unless self inflicted) and no nasty cab fares.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:18, archived)
# or Crab fees!!
Ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Hey man,
Yeltsin and I are partying like it's 1992

MUSIC
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:19, archived)
# HAHAHSAHA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:21, archived)
# Oh yeah!
That's nice, baby!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I wish that had glowsticks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:22, archived)
# ha!
un update soon
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Go Yeltsy go Yeltsy...
It's ya Birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] worth a revisit
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:00, archived)
# allo of them
but I must sleep

your ghost kicks my ghosts asses

I want that tank
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Allo, allo?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:01, archived)
# I meant "aloof them"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:02, archived)
# I totally fucking aloofed this chick the other night. It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:12, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:01, archived)
# It's like the sticker we used to collect as kids that came with chewing gum!!
:o)

Woo & Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:01, archived)
# I NEED A MR T ICON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:02, archived)
# I think wizard hat, syringe, light bulb, and boobies should make it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:03, archived)
# boobies are so awkward, i had to add a body to mine
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:08, archived)
# fuck she`s a big lass!
heya yakult! how goes it? long time no see dude
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Hallo pecker!
how goes it?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:03, archived)
# =3
This and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Very nice
I hope you get paid good for some of them
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:07, archived)
# yups
ty =3
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:09, archived)
# ^ This
P.S. woo to the originals!
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:12, archived)
# interfierence
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:13, archived)
# Braw.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Yay!
Fight!!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:25, archived)
# happy
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:58, archived)
# hehehehheee
sexytime
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:59, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:59, archived)
# I choose to take this as a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:01, archived)
# as you wish~
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Yay!
I am a prince amongst Chelsea buns!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Haha!
:-)
Corrective finger!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:01, archived)
# hmm
this post is so groundbreaking and unique, my monocle fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:59, archived)
#
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:59, archived)
# tell me that`s been shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Wolf shirt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:01, archived)
# with SEXY RESULTS!
?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Hubba
hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:00, archived)
# I hope this is a real photo
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:51, archived)
# He's
still dickless. I demand to see cock...now!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Big feets!
:-D
*mad grin*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Spaghetti legs!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:00, archived)
# and i dont like

broken graphics tablet
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:43, archived)
# What if he toppled over?

S'cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:45, archived)
# How?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:45, archived)
# On a rather breezy day?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:47, archived)
# weeble effect
can wobble but...
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:46, archived)
# SEXY TIME!
he has the best cock ever
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:47, archived)
# Too Small...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:55, archived)
# yet prehensile..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:55, archived)
# oh no.....
Anal seepage...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:58, archived)
# hahaha
AH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:04, archived)
# I SUGGEST HE REMOVE THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:47, archived)
# How?
He has no arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Sandpaper, HOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:52, archived)
# I once saw a shop assistant sand papering off the nipples on a manikin.
Which made my nipples feel rather odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:56, archived)
# THEN INJECT THE GRAPHIC!
(yes.)
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:48, archived)
# erm
no idea what you mean?!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:50, archived)
# TABLET PUN!
i am shouting now. geddit an' ting?

*gibbers* I shall be violent. In a nice way. *mad grin*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:52, archived)
# erm
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:58, archived)
# does he fall over a lot?

i thought you'd gone to bed already!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:49, archived)
# I was going to
but am feeling a bit odd and can't sleep
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:50, archived)
# Like velvet rubbed backwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:52, archived)
# more like
a sock, inside out and tumbledried
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Like a couple of fortnights in a bad balloon.
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:55, archived)
# Like Miss Marple in a wet dream
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:57, archived)
# she`d be great with a double ended dildo on a flesh light
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely person



of course this has bindun better - but this was hand crafted~
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Yeah,
but where's his dick at?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:57, archived)
# spain
in a chair with shoes
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] quack quack
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Excellent!
Ducks and geese have been conspicuous by their absence in this icon challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:40, archived)
# The word is "absence"
:)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# absinthe?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:43, archived)
# No, typo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:43, archived)
# with SEXY RESULTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Probably not
Are you tiddly?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:46, archived)
# um
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:48, archived)
# sod that... give me some good old south armagh poteen any day
actualy don't... i still have nightmares after the last time.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:44, archived)
# fuck sake.. I had.. HAD.. to meet chunderbunny
from that neck of the woods

he`s turned me into an alcho in under 6 months

the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:45, archived)
# but you didnt manage it, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:00, archived)
# which bit? had? turned?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:05, archived)
# nice duck!
nice and understated icon - I reckon it`s IN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:41, archived)
# That's a mighty duck.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Doooooby dooby dooby dooby quack quack!
Why do I have the desire to say "quack quack oops"?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# I don't know
I was humming the Sinister Ducks when I made it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Duck works for funbringing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Bastard Cat!
Sitting here, in me pants, as you do, and the fucker tries to jump on my lap...fucks it up and lacerates my bloody thighs. Little shit just made it out the catflap as I was scrabbling for the carving knife :¬(

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:38, archived)
# 4/10
not enough MonkeyBeer
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:40, archived)
# What you need is a gun
then you can drop the fucker before it hits the door.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Aah it's Tenant's Lager!
For a minute there I thought it was Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Judith?
You again? You bitch!

Speak properly afore I beat you!

Oh a beard now? Don't think I'm fooled, you tart! I smack your body part with my twinkle. Yes! Yes, yes!!

Cabbage.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:45, archived)
# Judas was George Best?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:45, archived)
# my cat tried to assassinate me yesterday
I have a huge knee bruise and a torn ligament in my shoulder because you decided to practise your leg-weaving skills on me, even though I had already fucking fed you.

It was you Jones. I saw you. If you are reading this you are a fucking evil moggy and you will pay. It's not like I was even pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Before all the troube started.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Splinters!
ouch......

(and woo)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:36, archived)
# happy b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Ooh
Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# #happy b3taday to ya, happy b3taday, happy b3taday to ya...#
*dances like stevie wonder*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:40, archived)
# ta muchly peeps :-)
Passes cakes and beer
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
*Dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:43, archived)
# woo nice cake!
where`s your flashy lights?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:43, archived)
# not far away :-)




(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:46, archived)
# You. Are. Fucking. Obsessed. With. Flashing. Lights.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:49, archived)
# yep
that I am.

good job i worked in night clubs for years to keep me happy innit.

I also have a full set of covert strobes and headlight flashers fitted to my car, only i am too afraid to use them in case i get caught :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:52, archived)
# How does that fit in with wholesome home made foods?
I'm lost!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:54, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Must be my confusion....
I thought you were often seen posting home made food stuffs, but I supected it's just my addled mind!!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:04, archived)
# I have posted such items....
soda bread,
rice krispie buns
and jammy sponge buns

but also loads of gun pictures, rps stuffs and many others.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:10, archived)
# BIRTHDAY MESSAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:44, archived)
# HAPPPPPPPPPPPPY
B3taDay!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:58, archived)
# hahaha
and TBL.. it`s "skelfs" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:37, archived)
# ashully no....
we always called them splinters...


unless you mean its skelfs over yonder?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# blimey I thought skelfs was the Norn Irn term
I still call them skelfs... cos the ex had a wooden spatula.. I did dishes.. and then spent an hour picking the cunts out of my hand with tweezers

... oh another ex called them "a tweezers"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:40, archived)
# It's
a jock term actually.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:41, archived)
# fucking darts narrators
.. or commentators


WHATEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Did you just WHATEVER me,
you fucking prepubescent yank, you ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:46, archived)
# That was like so uncool
Get over it.
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Oh, like,
I'm goona soooo get over that, like, just like that, like...whatever!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:51, archived)
# hahahhahah
your insults are geographically... INSULTING, YOU CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Yay,
go me!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:53, archived)
# How's the Disco floor going?
Did you do the ol' lady in yet??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:40, archived)
# hahaha
fuck ... the roof is falling to bits apparently

well not quite, but the seller has to fix it big time! but I`m pushing ahead.. dunno what`ll happen

most likely it`ll be a re-enactment of The Money Pit .. without Shelley Long
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# The Seller or the Cellar?
Now that would be a great film, the cellar fixes everyhting! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:44, archived)
# hahaha I`d try that if I wasn`t 1st floor
fucking 180K for the upstairs of a semi detached house

LONDON CUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:46, archived)
# you wanna move up north my son....
I brought my house for £47.5k five years ago.... Now worth £47.7k oh yes (ashally £120k) but I get the whole two bedroom semi, and the house!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:53, archived)
# meh
I went and got a job :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:54, archived)
# its gone silly over here.....
at least in south down...

3 bed semi in a rather not nice council estate....


£195,000


a 2 bed flat in a posh seaview area,

£345,000

never mind the house out the shore road with a guide of £750,000 that sold for £1.8 million
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:56, archived)
# holy fuck
i`ll keep my shitty wee 1st floor half a semi ... if i can buy the cunt when they fix the fucking roof

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Grarf!
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# Unfinished but I am to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:12, archived)
# that has a lovely warm
seventies feel

I like.

(Apologies - is teh drunk)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)
# With a name like Finnbar....
You shock me!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# fnar fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:18, archived)
# !
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:28, archived)
# you are the anti doghorse
and you disgrace this board!

begone with you, foul man
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Sic him Rik!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:31, archived)
# I would if I could misspell something and use [sic]
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Sic is a word you use with dogs when you want to set them onto someone
I think I got the spelling right but if not I humbly apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:34, archived)
# you probably did!
me == thickie

in Norn Irn, it was "seize" when you wanted a dog to go for something

me and my mates used to try it on poodles and stuff.. but it never worked
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:35, archived)
# try it on with Poodles?
You are one sic puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:38, archived)
# I`d suc a poodle off at 20 yards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# bah.
it was a miserable decade, and i'm sick of all the goddamned haircuts and burnt orange clothing i see everywhere. humans are a disgusting species.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:45, archived)
# oooh!
bitter!

edit: old enough to remember? too old to pretend you didn't like it!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:35, archived)
# old enough to remember and hate it.
cock rock and big hair. that decade made me a misanthrope.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:47, archived)
# punk was cocking ace
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:51, archived)
# yes, but...
...it was a ripple in the putrid stream of shit, piss and vomit that represented the 'classic rock' of the decade. and even a lot of punk was crap.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:57, archived)
# you really are very bitter
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:02, archived)
# taste the other end, it's as sweet as candy.
*may be a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 3:09, archived)
# It reminds me
of my mum's pinny from when I was a kid.
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:29, archived)
# reminds me of the pungent smell of her vag
and boy it smelled good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:31, archived)
# Well if you will fuck corpses.
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:32, archived)
# in fairness
she was the best

god bless `er and all that sail in her
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:33, archived)
# Ha!
The joke's on you, she's not even dead!
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:35, archived)
# MEH! MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
she just played dead

like bjork


although I never porked her

.... might have been worth a slip of the meat 8 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Pinny!
That's a word I haven't heard for yonks.
I may try and shoe-horn it into conversations
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:31, archived)
# with SEXY RESULTS!
hey potty! how`s you?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:32, archived)
# I am as fine as a pinny
that has just been washed and ironed.
Has Jim recorded any more tunes recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:35, archived)
# ooh Jim`s been taking a well earned rest
after putting his streaming player online

there`s a Jeff Buckley (Last Goodbye) kicking about.. dunno if he uploaded that, and a Beatles (Blackbird).. dunno if he uploaded that either!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:37, archived)
# my gran always wore a revolting pink nylon "house coat"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:06, archived)
# This one is a little disturbing for some reason.
Enjoy your sleep time.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)
# I like that you always know what my emotion is.
it pleases me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# It is like the NHS have run out of the sheets used to cover victims of surgery
and are operating through Nana's plastic tablecloth

Hurrah!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)
# It's a piece of linen,
not a waxcloth.

I can see why you would think that though, the photo' does make it look a little shiny.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Really? Oooh.
I just type how it makes me feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I Late for teh compo?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# No....
Keep em coming :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:15, archived)
# No,
but you should be aware that they've changed the compo title to "icon mini challenge"



So compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yus! that would be the bestest icon!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:18, archived)
# I just so want that XBOX 360
180 more than Rob managed regarding the "Virgin on the ridiculous" challenge.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:21, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:32, archived)
# wouldn`t want one
have played xbox games and found them.. crap

will wait for a PS3.... when it`s under 150 quid :)


/tight
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:34, archived)
# Haha!
I SAY EVERYONE HERE SHOULD MAKE ANTI-VIRGIN VIRALS.

Let's make them regret ever switching the internet on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:40, archived)
# a 1200x800 image saying
"Virgin are cunts"

might do the job

/still bitter that Branson shafted Mike Oldfield
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:44, archived)
# dunno Richard
but you are a cock
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)
# I cannot begin to explain why,
but I thought that you were talking to me then.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:28, archived)
# you are Robert De Niro?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Are you referring to Rex?
ARE YOU REFERRING TO REX?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:32, archived)
# well, who the hell else am I referrin` to?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:38, archived)
# The thing bottom left makes me want toast
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)
# To be fair,
everything makes you want toast.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Especially everything!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:20, archived)
# My new band is called Toast!
I called it that... Because... Everybody loves Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:21, archived)
# I found a Jesus' Face with a toast on it

should I ebay it?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:30, archived)
# God yes!
Phase 3 - Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:32, archived)
# PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:34, archived)
# MOTHER! YOU`RE WEARING CLOTHES!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:39, archived)
# I just read that and thought I'd posted it. It was quite confusing for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Do any other b3tans use the tooth icon?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:56, archived)
# I did for a while but I got bored with it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:57, archived)
# It looks like a sheet with blood on
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:22, archived)
# so does bread with Jam on
and who doesn't want toast after sex?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:24, archived)
# Colin Firth.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:26, archived)
# oh yeah
he prefers a crepe
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:27, archived)
# Out of interest,
in case you care, it's a bandage with fake blood on it.

Not real blood.

I am not in the mood for self harm.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Ah ok
I was worried it might be some sort of used lady-towel product type thing that i wouldn't recognise
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:34, archived)
# SO DOES THE SHROUD OF TURIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:37, archived)
# bah


deviantart
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)
# is that the inside of Goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)
# i very much hope not
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# it's okay sweetheart
it doesn't look too deep, you can climb out!

(: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Do you say that to all the boys?*
*is very sorry.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)
# hahahaha
well it happened in derby*, it could happen again!


*may or may not have actually happened
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# **
**In or not in Derby
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:15, archived)
# haha
absolutely

what's in private is private! q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Silly SuperDave!
Not so Dave, now eh? Super?
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# You are silly.
It made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Shouldn't you be in bed?
What would your mother say?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# "Carrots"
Although it's not my place to say, really.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:16, archived)
# I was thinking peas...
But it's all good in the hood!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)
# My whole family are still up.
We don't really have sleep patterns.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:26, archived)
# How do you cope with all the
plain-coloured sleep? You are the woodchip of soporificacity*.

*Word might be made up. Slightly.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:31, archived)
# We are really machines, and when at home are plugged in.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Oops
butter-feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Oh deary me.
*helps*

Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:09, archived)
# a grave situation indeed.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# silly dave, that's not a swimming pool!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:12, archived)
# I 'aww'ed out loud
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Just found
this from ages ago, played with the timing, but still not quite right...

*hics*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# *Joins in*
*Struggles to spell out B3TA*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:02, archived)
# ha ha ha!
homo-kun is so gay!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:02, archived)
# For some reason
this makes I laugh :-D

I have been drinking...
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Yay!
A wonderful respite from those furry things!
I think I love domo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Hahaha,
but domo is a tad furry himself.


I likes furry things ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Oi
Stop trying to make sense of things when you are pissed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:11, archived)
# But
it's my favourite (and most frustrating) passtime :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Ok then
Carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# THIS - IS BRILLIANT
And it's worthy of a CLICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha :)

now that's b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:07, archived)
# you bet it is big guy!

woo yay domo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)
# heh. you loon.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)
#


[EDIT: This was meant as a reply to that down there. I am just crap. please excuse my rudeness and, of course, the appropriate appreciation for the image and the coloring* should be passed on, as I just moved a bit of a T.]


* www.b3ta.com/board/6470369
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# who is it now then?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# me?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# and on that note..
to bed I think.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:57, archived)
# Sleep tight!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Ack!
I did not mean to make this a new post.

Evening m'dear. Climbing at all?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)
# climbing?
errrrrrrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Evidently not.
I thought that maybe you'd be climbing, what with being at a climbing uni.

Such is life.

I'll go back to looking at pictures of ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:52, archived)
# haha
i'm planning on going climbing with Gmos at some point
but it's hard to plan ahead really q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
her farts sound like boogie!

:¬) Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# please loose the ears~
it is killing my erection
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)
# Is it a mid term erection?
??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# hmm
above average....
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:51, archived)
# You might get in again then!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:51, archived)
# nice colourage
brave choice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Hello Dan...
How's the Spider? I haven't checked the blog and how did the Busking go?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Couldn't resist this time
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Shockin!!
Down with this sort of thing! Easy now!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# You are a one man
two-piece
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)
# I've got these hand cuffs to try something out...
...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:51, archived)
# HONK!

that's what i thought really hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)
# *Honks*
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:53, archived)
# yiffy mc yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
#
Yiff yiff yiff!
(WiggZ, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:53, archived)
# When did B3ta become OMGAGIRLONLINELOLTUTT.com?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:55, archived)
# a few months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)
# nyer nyer whinge away
i've not done anything wrong
hate me all you like
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:00, archived)
# Since the internet was populated chiefly by men
of course I wouldn't expect you to realise that.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:07, archived)
# You miserable git
Please patronise me a bit more. Subtleties are SO lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:09, archived)
# I think what you really need is a cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:12, archived)
# Probably
A few Jaffa Cakes wouldn't go amiss too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# *cuddles*
*jaffa cakes*

Now let's all play nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Right-oh
*gives ball back*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:21, archived)
# not the new horrid flavoured ones though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)
# Don't worry about the calories
it won't hurt, honest :)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:18, archived)
# he's not miserable ASHALLY
i think you need to lighten up, and chillax, and take a chill pill.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:14, archived)
# well, how long has Jollyjack been a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:59, archived)
# at approx 1am when someone posted a colouring
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:00, archived)
# I don't believe that you are really a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)
# well i'm not going to try and prove it to you
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Oh god,
what an awful thought,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 2:05, archived)
# OMG SQUIRRELS WITH TITS!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:02, archived)
# pffft
i aint no squirrel FOOL!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:02, archived)
# and I ain't no fool!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:08, archived)
# And you ain't got any...

nuts :¬P
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:08, archived)
# right after OMGAGIRLONLINELOLFlowerpot.COM
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:10, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Whatever happened to teh Branson ?
(I helped save b3ta! MAP, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)
# Deep breath.....
Well.... Ah somebody else can explain....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# Virgin pulled the previous compo 'cause they were foolish enough to think b3tans' d keep it clean
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:57, archived)
# :o)
Noice one geez.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:20, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure if I would fly on that airline
Having the quo on it would give me the heebie jeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)
# ah
but that is only the plane, shirley you'd fly on the brian (apparently they've got problems with the speaker system for their in-flight movies
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# People would get raped in the toilets.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# Rape?
Oh you mean surprise sex ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:23, archived)
# songs in very high voices.....
*Old fecker who remembers them.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# sorry to be pedantic but it's
"meaningless songs in very high voices"
(I am an old fecker too)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:00, archived)
# haha....
Well remembered :o) Angus in his younger, well not so old, years!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:04, archived)
# He got AIDS
and died.

Of prickles.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)
# huzzah for b3ta stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)
# hurrah
the fallout from this will be long and painful
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)
# can somebody explain
why the ginger fuhrer, even in the newsletter, does not explain it (just suggests that the icon challenge is this week's compo)?

Have the corporations bought you, as many suspect (but are scared to suggest)?

If not, why are you not stating why the image challenge is odd this week?

Don't get me wrong - I love b3ta, but your reluctance to mention Virgin at all is strange...

BTW : For any Virgin lawyers reading, your spouse is shagging me because you are crap in bed
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:57, archived)
# but Rob did explain
somebody posted the link a couple of hours ago.
There is no conspiracy of silence. I think it's just that the topic's been done to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:03, archived)
# Wouldn't cost owt
to say Virgin pulled the plug because they're twats.

Silence leads to conspiracy theories and that can't be good...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:09, archived)
# Sorry
*clears throat*
Virgin pulled the plug because they're twats.
and objected to a couple of posts, one being Richard Branson peeing on Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:13, archived)
# yeah, saw that
but the Holly and Jessica was better - I have now been inspired to go away and make my first 9/11 post (I was never going to bother but twats like them get my dander up, those grotty little men!)

edit : what the fuck did they expect at b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:17, archived)
#
(Marwood, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:58, archived)

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