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[challenge entry] Pumpkin!

Pumpkin with candle!

b&w pumpkin!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Yay!
Seasonal ones are a good call actually, I reckon they should do christmassy ones.

Oooooooo
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# G'lo Ma'am!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# 'Ning Squire!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# i'm sure that someone mentioned that there were xmas icons last year
or did i dream that?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# bindun
we all had them
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Bah
Never mind.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Reindeer and . . . err . . .
summat . . .

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I'm sure there was a tree
and an xmas candle?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# cunt!
.. I`d better put a "who wants to go and see david essex with me" in my username

p.s. cunt
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# ME, me, me, me, me, me!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# GAH
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# sorry mate
all booked and paid for now, 2145 flight 20th of nov
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# I`m gonna cancel your bloody flight over the phone!
just as you get to the hairport
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# christmassy ones.. OMGLOL N00B!
we all get little christmas tree icons at christmas

- much nicer than a load of tinsel, and better for the environment
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I'm amazed I didnt notice this last year
Yay for 0 memory.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# 0 memory eh?

pity there aren`t more birds like that


*digs out that old tube of KY, just in case*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# *flashbacks*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# eww.. no offence, but that flashed back needs a bit of a shave, love
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# ITS NEVER ENOUGH WITH YOU, IS IT?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# MOTHER! IS THAT YOU?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Yes dear, now why aren't you wearing that cardigan I got you for christmas?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
# people called me gay :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# You were a walking artwork
I spent hours on that reindeer.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:10, archived)
# PERVERT!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Don't you deny us our love!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# OK I`ll admit it - just don`t force me to do "it" ever again!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Wheres the fun in that? :(
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:54, archived)
# I like this!
Roll on Halloween!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Nice
TLH has carved her pumpkin today and pureed the innards for pumpkin pie. YUM!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# ooo
you lucky hat!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Pumpkin pie is so wrong
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Why so?
It's BRAW!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Here's my effort at pumpkin carving for this year.
(it has already gone mouldy and been added to the compost,
so i will have to do another. yay!)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Most scary!
woo : )
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] mine


biggar!!
looks a bit shit big...........oh well, woo to le pempkins
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Elephant?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
I like this
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# you like it too much
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# He can like it as much
as he cocking well likes!!!! ; P
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# I'm not bloody milking that
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha and woo for arse-about-elephants!
To Bombay A Travelling Circus Came,
They Brought An Intelligent Elephant
And Nellie Was Her Name
One Dark Night She Slipped Her Iron Chain
And Off She Ran To Hindustan
And Was Never Seen Again
Oooooooooooo
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Toy Dolls version is fantastic!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# as far as im concerned
the Toy Dolls is the only version!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# This ^
x1000000000000000
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# That was our first dance
at our wedding.

arf.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
classic!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:36, archived)
# it's got
foot in mouth disease
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I've realised,
it hasn't got a mouth!!

it's going to die soon!!! : (
Edit: yes it has, I just checked the source.
Phew! That was close!!!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# how does he smell?

pppffffhhhtt
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# leg-face man!
/fossil
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# On of the many benefits of stemcell research.


Plz Forgive the roughness. It was done in haste for a "debate" on another forum.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# it's worth the research for this alone!
yay!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# wooo
number 4- the final installment in the trillogy.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
#
make a 5th for a douglas adams style trilogy!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:08, archived)
# meh got bored

please dont be anyone epileptic looking at this
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# *gets migraine*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# *SPAZZ*
*drools*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
#
*twitches* uncontrollably
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# *does something comical*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# spack-tastic


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# *spacks*
I want to learn how to do those!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# **Chokes on sock**
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:30, archived)
# RPS - Freshly Baked Bull Terrier Pups

I do not know why you are looking at my dogs!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Looks like they are the exact size and shape...
...of the average drainpipe. Did they all come out of a teeny staf clunge?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# all are a good size
and as in the last litter for some reason the largest was still born?
(ps they be English BT's not Staffys! :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# My mistake!
Cuteness abounds.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# at least you didnt
say they were "Pit Bulls"!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:40, archived)
# aaaaawwww....
they're so cute and lully!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Puppies!
Teh ultimate fluff!!!



you can keep yer kittins
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Blasphemer!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# did you get new puppies
or are these the same that you posted about some months before?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# no these are new!
born last monday night!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# wow
congrats!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# YIFF!
YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# There has been an outbreak of furry/yiff on my college forum for some reason
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# yaaay puppies for teh win! :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:33, archived)
# its not
its eric the deformed pigcat!t
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:38, archived)
# not A Kitten
Shopped/kitten images only, please. Thanks.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] well add tha couler
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:02, archived)
# at least you kept
to the size. I just made some but went too far.

Oh well.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# dat iz....
....KoooooooooooooLLL!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# *freaks out*
that's too good...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I like this
a lot
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I think this is woo
And it also scares me a little.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Raw
Shark?

Love to see them make a film of Watchmen
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# They are awsome
You should try and get them down to the right size. And do Ozymandias and Bubastsis ones...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# How about this
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Are you sick in the mind man!!!!!!!!!!!!
; P
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Yes and No
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# You spent time making that
How terrible
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Its quite hypnotic
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# it's a way to save on toilet paper
I guess
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# But how do you clean up the trail of shit?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# just do it in your neighbours garden
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# *vomits*


EDIT: now I look at it, it looks like Rasta vomit
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# go man go!!! go man go!!!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time.

Now that Global Warming's effects on Africa have been pointed out, maybe the popstars will change their tune.
Although the effect on commerce is more likely to cause changes to be made.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Very True.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Pfft, planets. Who needs them?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# 'noon Beau bo d'....Oh, it's Toasty!! ; )
Correct on all counts
and woo.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Not to worry
we'll be extinct soon, and about ruddy time too. Woo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# quite likely,
it's just a shame that the majority of the human race are such selfish shits with a "if I can't have it, no one can" mentality
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# ^this
then maybe the earth can get on with business as usual
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# oh but it was a great success!
just look at the amount of records they get to sell afterwards....


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# and the air traffic for shipping it all
and the manufacturing pollution


and the landfill afterwards.

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# yay
gotta love self righteous bullshit eh :)


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Not only jetting around the world
but jetting YOUR HAT around too.

God Bonos a cunt.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# And of course...
Don't forget those rather strange glasses he wears!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# I agree.
There was similar greif raised around Chris Martin, who while on tour flew home between shows to write songs, and faff around.

I give money to FoE.

(but I may use too much 'leccy to make it useful)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# err...
got carried away there


what do you call a ten-limbed footballer?

/edit

that's better
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# anything you like
because he cant hear you?


/coat
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Ha!



/smoking jacket
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Second one is very python-esque
woo.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I made this for my MA research paper
believe it or not
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:38, archived)
#

EDIT: with extra blinkage
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# awww never mind
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Cock Halloweeeen
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)
# oooooooooooooooohhh!
yummy
*scroffles*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# that looks
like some bizarre midget ass-raping a guy with a huge pick dick.

I must get away from b3ta...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:48, archived)
# that was my initial feeling too
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Oh my word!!


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Do you like my pixel goatse?
Will you be my friend?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# I bet you enjoyed making that
and looking at the source pic a lot

/edit: should've looked better: where's the ring?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# D'oh
I'll add one later - but cheers if you hadn't said I would have forgotten about it completely
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:54, archived)
# It's been pulled apart
by the look of it!!!!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# ba-dum


parp!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# a cat-a-meringue
yum
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:25, archived)
# sorry to hi-jack your thread
but i've been given permission to graffiti on my wall, any ideas? anyone?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:27, archived)
# big veiny cocks
would be good
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# design it yourself
that's what i did.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Whatever you do..
... do not just tag every available space. Plan the whole thing on paper first.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# a dragon
with its cock trapped in a mousetrap
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# are dragon cocks that small then?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# depends on the mouse trap
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:34, archived)
# fuckin cool
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)
# That would look
fantastic on my wall. Especially if I included the guy swinging the bottle. My walls are blood red(previous occupants bad taste + laziness = crap wall colours) so it'd look a touch gory.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:47, archived)
# I'll do one for you if you like
Although I do charge money money 11p
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:52, archived)
# I would love that.
I have a shedload of open space on my walls just begging to be filled

edit: email and so on in das profile. If you're serious, like.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:59, archived)
# reminds me of those Commando comic books
When shot in those, it went something like this...

The Germans : "Ach!"
The Japanese : "Aieee!"
The Brits : "I can make it sir, just leave me the bren gun"

Other great dialogue :
"Hande hoch Tommy!"
"Achtung! Ein Spitfeuer!"
"British Imperiarists!"
"Freeze Fritz!"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# magenta crayons?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:01, archived)
# A squirrel with tits
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# mmmm.... i am le hungry!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:29, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
sweet feline food
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha
i wish i'd thought of that.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# *eats pussy*
mmm...meringue
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:36, archived)
# hahahaha
great stuff
this made me smile :)
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha! tasty
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:49, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# oh ok then



(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Whore of manylness
Arghhhh HHHH h hhHHh

/coat
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# thats rather good
now duck as all the real photo haters attack.


(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:26, archived)
# tah
nice swannage.

tell em all to hate the player, not the game. rps is only bad if the photos are bad.......
bad = really not interesting/huuuge/offensive/fucking pointless

edit: also i've already met an RPS hater today, in the form of a security guard insisting i delete my photos of ashford international train station, cos i might be a shifty bumgay terrorist...........fucking cunt he was..........
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:39, archived)
# meh - he has no legal right to ask you to do that
they do the same in the tube stations (not on the platforms - flash photos are prohibited there) but if you contact the management, they`ll tell you it`s bullshit and there is no rules on taking photos (apart from the flash) - you`re free to take photos
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# i was tempted but then i remembered that
actually i'm scared shitless of denying people in a position of authority.........he had a walkie-talkie an' everything.

really pissed me off tho, but at the same time its a privately owned train station and i was on the grounds. so i think they do have the right to tell you what you can and can't do there. i may well be wrong, but i got to jelly in situations like that, and cos i wasn't 100% sure of my rights i just did it and slunk off back to my car.

i just hate being made to feel like a crim just for being an arty poof
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# yey (:



rather to have it small and clickable
than big and ghey q;

lovely photo!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# alkeyhole!
woo :D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:33, archived)
# tah
m'lady
liking the 365 days of tutt.

you simply must collect them all into one big collage when its all done

move along move along, nothing to see here
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# shhhh
keep all that quiet

i dont talk about all that on here really

too many perverts (;
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# i see i see
*perverts*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# a lovely pic
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:31, archived)
# tah muchly,
i'm feeling all grumpy. i just sent my missus on her way back to holland, not gonna see her for another 2 weeks now..............
/sadlonelywankerblog
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:41, archived)
# to holland eh?

secretly visits
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)
# HANDS OFF!
*hands off*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# made me hungry
yum
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ha ha
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:08, archived)
# That's very well done
that is
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# arf
ver' nice interpretation
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Bored on a sunday,
it feels like 4 oclock. So have my new pet Beegull.

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# EMO U
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Arfffffttt
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# RPS
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# "shopped images only"
/predictable blog

:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Comedy geniusess
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Ant & Dec in 10 years
AICMFP
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:02, archived)
# welcome to Norfolk
twinned with itself
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Some art from my missus
Enjoy!

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Phew!
I was starting to worry it was just mine that was green
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# but it's green!!!
GREEN!!!


There's been some green related thingness going on there

:D
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# RPS


nathan 'duke' ellington.
it's just really begging for a CDC or four.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Samba!
Hey! hey! Hey! *clap*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# nah
more like begging for some maracas and a sombrero or something
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)
# RPS eh?
TJ: I'm not bored of these yet

Heh, I'm not a murderer. But I'd be willing to seriously injure someone.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
#
I don't hate foreigners but I wish there weren't so many here. ...

I don't hate black people, but blacks have had their way for 30 or 40 years ... and when they stand around raping and killing in New Orleans, something has ...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I'm not emo, but I do like the style. I'm lazy and I love to eat. I'm eating all the time.

I'm not emo but YOU are aDUMB ASS PIECE OF WORTHLESS CRAP

i'm not emo. but sometimes i do cut myself
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I'm not Belgian, but I still get pissed off by the way it's overlooked

I'm not Dutch, but broke after a yearlong triking trip

I'm not Dutch but I've had experiences where someone told me that they 'liked' me
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)
# he's boogieing
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# It's Sunday
I'm still in bed and bored witless, so have a quick dirty piece o' shit...

(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)
# nice
fucking emos wish they would bleed themselves to death.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# arf! saw a touching message
scrawled in the toilets of the club i was in last night. it said "Emo's are shit!" and some wag had added "Don't cry about it!"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Pfffft
*cuts wrists*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Make a fried egg sandwich
That's what I'm just about to do, I'm going to have two.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# BRAW!
I think I'll follow your example
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)
# I highly recommend fried egg sandwiches
especially with salt and heaps of pepper.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Pepper is the crown prince of condiments
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)
# I love pepper
I've just had my two fried eggs sandwiches and they were braw, the only way they could exceed braw is if they were bacon and egg sandwiches but, sadly, I had no bacon.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# especially mexican ones, like jalapenos
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Braw!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)
# pffft!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I see white, middle-class kids,
born into some of the richest societies in the world,
whining about how terrible their life is.

If you're going to cut yourself, do it properly.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# chainsaw be good
swiss army chainsaw
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ho hum sunday again
nothing else for it...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)
# hehe
so comfy!
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)
# finally....
a good idea...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Hehehehe
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

a cheeky pea.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# YAY for booze related hummus!


Oh yes, and cheeky peas...
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't stalk Butters
I just felt a more fitting tribute would be appropriate.



I'll donate when I stop lurking.
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)
# yes you do
thats like saying

"im NOT racist, BUT... death to all black people"
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I'n NOT racist, but could I have another cup of tea please?
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# with or without milk?

*waits outside embassy with matches*
(, Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)
# well, without please
/I'm not english blog
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# "I'm not gay, I just like anal fisting..."
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Hello I’m from Portugal, I am not gay but I like to play with my asshole. My first beastiality experience was when I was about 13, my grandparent have sheep ...
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# "I am not gay, but I am looking for accommodations for a gay couple that are friends of mine and came across your web site."

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# why would anyone
want to give up crisps ?
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# Because they eat too many of them
and want to loose weight
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# "I am not gay. But *IF* I was I would still have standards"
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After deep introspection I have concluded that I am not gay, but if I were, I would not have a problem with it. In fact I almost wish I were gay, ...
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# haha!
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# I'm not Muslim, but I love your religion. I write comedy for a living
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# Some good ones with "I'm not a nazi"
I'm not a nazi. But that doesn't stop me from buying a CD of Hitler speeches :p . I love hearing the crowd say "Sieg Heil!". It's a very interesting sound ...

I'm not a Nazi, but it would be interesting. I have read Mein Kampf. It was absolutely riveting. Thank you Mr. Hitler, for your fascinating ..

I'm not a nazi but I still hate Jesus
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# Evil Jesus also hated his brother Jesus
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# Hahaha!
I think it's about time for...
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# Right, off to hell with you then
That's a good lad
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# yay, before you know it, you'll open one of these
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# that last one really cracks me up
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# so long as they aren't
torchering it
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# Doesn't posting this
mean you've stopped lurking?

Woo, by the way, that's a good mini-likeness
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# So now they want to ban flag burning eh?
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fuck that
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# indeed
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# When he is PM...
...ah, mr oaf...I see from our records you only paid 100% tax this year. You could have pawned those clothes you're wearing couldn't you?

I'll drive you to the pawn shop now if you like? No, of COURSE it isn't because you're not unemployed and we're a dirty socialist government.
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# Of all the things you can accuse New Labour of,
socialism is not one of them
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can I accuse them of killing my father, raping my mother and burning the family business?
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# yes
yes you can
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# THE LABOUR PARTY KILLED MY MOTHER, RAPED THE FAMILY BUSINESS AND SET FIRE TO MY FATHER!!
that is all
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# closing down
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# Aww bless


Poor John. Even he couldn't see the seams.
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# aaaawww...
is that a horny chinchilla?
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