Yay!
Seasonal ones are a good call actually, I reckon they should do christmassy ones.
Oooooooo
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:51,
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Oooooooo
i'm sure that someone mentioned that there were xmas icons last year
or did i dream that?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:52,
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cunt!
.. I`d better put a "who wants to go and see david essex with me" in my username
p.s. cunt
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:55,
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p.s. cunt
sorry mate
all booked and paid for now, 2145 flight 20th of nov
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:58,
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I`m gonna cancel your bloody flight over the phone!
just as you get to the hairport
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00,
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christmassy ones.. OMGLOL N00B!
we all get little christmas tree icons at christmas
- much nicer than a load of tinsel, and better for the environment
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:55,
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- much nicer than a load of tinsel, and better for the environment
0 memory eh?
pity there aren`t more birds like that
*digs out that old tube of KY, just in case*
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:57,
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pity there aren`t more birds like that
*digs out that old tube of KY, just in case*
eww.. no offence, but that flashed back needs a bit of a shave, love
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:00,
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Yes dear, now why aren't you wearing that cardigan I got you for christmas?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:07,
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Nice
TLH has carved her pumpkin today and pureed the innards for pumpkin pie. YUM!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53,
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Here's my effort at pumpkin carving for this year.
(it has already gone mouldy and been added to the compost,
so i will have to do another. yay!)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12,
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so i will have to do another. yay!)
mine
biggar!!
looks a bit shit big...........oh well, woo to le pempkins
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 17:12,
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biggar!!
looks a bit shit big...........oh well, woo to le pempkins
hahaha and woo for arse-about-elephants!
To Bombay A Travelling Circus Came,
They Brought An Intelligent Elephant
And Nellie Was Her Name
One Dark Night She Slipped Her Iron Chain
And Off She Ran To Hindustan
And Was Never Seen Again
Oooooooooooo
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:48,
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They Brought An Intelligent Elephant
And Nellie Was Her Name
One Dark Night She Slipped Her Iron Chain
And Off She Ran To Hindustan
And Was Never Seen Again
Oooooooooooo
I've realised,
it hasn't got a mouth!!
it's going to die soon!!! : (
Edit: yes it has, I just checked the source.
Phew! That was close!!!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:51,
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it's going to die soon!!! : (
Edit: yes it has, I just checked the source.
Phew! That was close!!!
On of the many benefits of stemcell research.
Plz Forgive the roughness. It was done in haste for a "debate" on another forum.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:23,
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Plz Forgive the roughness. It was done in haste for a "debate" on another forum.
Looks like they are the exact size and shape...
...of the average drainpipe. Did they all come out of a teeny staf clunge?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:18,
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all are a good size
and as in the last litter for some reason the largest was still born?
(ps they be English BT's not Staffys! :)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:29,
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(ps they be English BT's not Staffys! :)
did you get new puppies
or are these the same that you posted about some months before?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:32,
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YIFF!
YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF! YIFF!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:32,
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There has been an outbreak of furry/yiff on my college forum for some reason
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:39,
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at least you kept
to the size. I just made some but went too far.
Oh well.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:13,
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Oh well.
They are awsome
You should try and get them down to the right size. And do Ozymandias and Bubastsis ones...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:27,
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Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time.
Now that Global Warming's effects on Africa have been pointed out, maybe the popstars will change their tune.
Although the effect on commerce is more likely to cause changes to be made.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:57,
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Now that Global Warming's effects on Africa have been pointed out, maybe the popstars will change their tune.
Although the effect on commerce is more likely to cause changes to be made.
'noon Beau bo d'....Oh, it's Toasty!! ; )
Correct on all counts
and woo.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:07,
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and woo.
Not to worry
we'll be extinct soon, and about ruddy time too. Woo!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:12,
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quite likely,
it's just a shame that the majority of the human race are such selfish shits with a "if I can't have it, no one can" mentality
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:17,
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oh but it was a great success!
just look at the amount of records they get to sell afterwards....
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:19,
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and the air traffic for shipping it all
and the manufacturing pollution
and the landfill afterwards.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:22,
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and the landfill afterwards.
Not only jetting around the world
but jetting YOUR HAT around too.
God Bonos a cunt.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:53,
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God Bonos a cunt.
And of course...
Don't forget those rather strange glasses he wears!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:59,
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I agree.
There was similar greif raised around Chris Martin, who while on tour flew home between shows to write songs, and faff around.
I give money to FoE.
(but I may use too much 'leccy to make it useful)
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:56,
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I give money to FoE.
(but I may use too much 'leccy to make it useful)
that looks
like some bizarre midget ass-raping a guy with a huge pick dick.
I must get away from b3ta...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:48,
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I must get away from b3ta...
I bet you enjoyed making that
and looking at the source pic a lot
/edit: should've looked better: where's the ring?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:51,
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/edit: should've looked better: where's the ring?
D'oh
I'll add one later - but cheers if you hadn't said I would have forgotten about it completely
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:54,
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sorry to hi-jack your thread
but i've been given permission to graffiti on my wall, any ideas? anyone?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:27,
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Whatever you do..
... do not just tag every available space. Plan the whole thing on paper first.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:30,
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That would look
fantastic on my wall. Especially if I included the guy swinging the bottle. My walls are blood red(previous occupants bad taste + laziness = crap wall colours) so it'd look a touch gory.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:47,
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I'll do one for you if you like
Although I do charge money money 11p
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:52,
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I would love that.
I have a shedload of open space on my walls just begging to be filled
edit: email and so on in das profile. If you're serious, like.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:59,
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edit: email and so on in das profile. If you're serious, like.
reminds me of those Commando comic books
When shot in those, it went something like this...
The Germans : "Ach!"
The Japanese : "Aieee!"
The Brits : "I can make it sir, just leave me the bren gun"
Other great dialogue :
"Hande hoch Tommy!"
"Achtung! Ein Spitfeuer!"
"British Imperiarists!"
"Freeze Fritz!"
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:42,
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The Germans : "Ach!"
The Japanese : "Aieee!"
The Brits : "I can make it sir, just leave me the bren gun"
Other great dialogue :
"Hande hoch Tommy!"
"Achtung! Ein Spitfeuer!"
"British Imperiarists!"
"Freeze Fritz!"
tah
nice swannage.
tell em all to hate the player, not the game. rps is only bad if the photos are bad.......
bad = really not interesting/huuuge/offensive/fucking pointless
edit: also i've already met an RPS hater today, in the form of a security guard insisting i delete my photos of ashford international train station, cos i might be a shifty bumgay terrorist...........fucking cunt he was..........
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:39,
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tell em all to hate the player, not the game. rps is only bad if the photos are bad.......
bad = really not interesting/huuuge/offensive/fucking pointless
edit: also i've already met an RPS hater today, in the form of a security guard insisting i delete my photos of ashford international train station, cos i might be a shifty bumgay terrorist...........fucking cunt he was..........
meh - he has no legal right to ask you to do that
they do the same in the tube stations (not on the platforms - flash photos are prohibited there) but if you contact the management, they`ll tell you it`s bullshit and there is no rules on taking photos (apart from the flash) - you`re free to take photos
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:28,
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i was tempted but then i remembered that
actually i'm scared shitless of denying people in a position of authority.........he had a walkie-talkie an' everything.
really pissed me off tho, but at the same time its a privately owned train station and i was on the grounds. so i think they do have the right to tell you what you can and can't do there. i may well be wrong, but i got to jelly in situations like that, and cos i wasn't 100% sure of my rights i just did it and slunk off back to my car.
i just hate being made to feel like a crim just for being an arty poof
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:35,
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really pissed me off tho, but at the same time its a privately owned train station and i was on the grounds. so i think they do have the right to tell you what you can and can't do there. i may well be wrong, but i got to jelly in situations like that, and cos i wasn't 100% sure of my rights i just did it and slunk off back to my car.
i just hate being made to feel like a crim just for being an arty poof
yey (:
rather to have it small and clickable
than big and ghey q;
lovely photo!
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:28,
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rather to have it small and clickable
than big and ghey q;
lovely photo!
tah
m'lady
move along move along, nothing to see here
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:40,
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liking the 365 days of tutt.
you simply must collect them all into one big collage when its all done
move along move along, nothing to see here
shhhh
keep all that quiet
i dont talk about all that on here really
too many perverts (;
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 16:17,
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i dont talk about all that on here really
too many perverts (;
tah muchly,
i'm feeling all grumpy. i just sent my missus on her way back to holland, not gonna see her for another 2 weeks now..............
/sadlonelywankerblog
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 15:41,
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/sadlonelywankerblog
Bored on a sunday,
it feels like 4 oclock. So have my new pet Beegull.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:54,
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but it's green!!!
GREEN!!!
There's been some green related thingness going on there
:D
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:28,
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There's been some green related thingness going on there
:D
RPS
nathan 'duke' ellington.
it's just really begging for a CDC or four.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:17,
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nathan 'duke' ellington.
it's just really begging for a CDC or four.
nah
more like begging for some maracas and a sombrero or something
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:22,
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RPS eh?
TJ: I'm not bored of these yet
Heh, I'm not a murderer. But I'd be willing to seriously injure someone.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:23,
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Heh, I'm not a murderer. But I'd be willing to seriously injure someone.
I don't hate foreigners but I wish there weren't so many here. ...
I don't hate black people, but blacks have had their way for 30 or 40 years ... and when they stand around raping and killing in New Orleans, something has ...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:31,
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I don't hate black people, but blacks have had their way for 30 or 40 years ... and when they stand around raping and killing in New Orleans, something has ...
I'm not emo, but I do like the style. I'm lazy and I love to eat. I'm eating all the time.
I'm not emo but YOU are aDUMB ASS PIECE OF WORTHLESS CRAP
i'm not emo. but sometimes i do cut myself
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:32,
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I'm not emo but YOU are aDUMB ASS PIECE OF WORTHLESS CRAP
i'm not emo. but sometimes i do cut myself
I'm not Belgian, but I still get pissed off by the way it's overlooked
I'm not Dutch, but broke after a yearlong triking trip
I'm not Dutch but I've had experiences where someone told me that they 'liked' me
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:35,
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I'm not Dutch, but broke after a yearlong triking trip
I'm not Dutch but I've had experiences where someone told me that they 'liked' me
It's Sunday
I'm still in bed and bored witless, so have a quick dirty piece o' shit...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:08,
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arf! saw a touching message
scrawled in the toilets of the club i was in last night. it said "Emo's are shit!" and some wag had added "Don't cry about it!"
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:13,
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Make a fried egg sandwich
That's what I'm just about to do, I'm going to have two.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:14,
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I highly recommend fried egg sandwiches
especially with salt and heaps of pepper.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:18,
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I love pepper
I've just had my two fried eggs sandwiches and they were braw, the only way they could exceed braw is if they were bacon and egg sandwiches but, sadly, I had no bacon.
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pffft!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I see white, middle-class kids,
born into some of the richest societies in the world,
whining about how terrible their life is.
If you're going to cut yourself, do it properly.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:31,
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born into some of the richest societies in the world,
whining about how terrible their life is.
If you're going to cut yourself, do it properly.
I don't stalk Butters
I just felt a more fitting tribute would be appropriate.
I'll donate when I stop lurking.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 13:57,
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I'll donate when I stop lurking.
yes you do
thats like saying
"im NOT racist, BUT... death to all black people"
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:02,
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"im NOT racist, BUT... death to all black people"
Hello I’m from Portugal, I am not gay but I like to play with my asshole. My first beastiality experience was when I was about 13, my grandparent have sheep ...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:11,
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"I am not gay, but I am looking for accommodations for a gay couple that are friends of mine and came across your web site."
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:11,
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After deep introspection I have concluded that I am not gay, but if I were, I would not have a problem with it. In fact I almost wish I were gay, ...
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:16,
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www.google.com/search?hs=ihV&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&c2coff=1&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial_s&q=%22I%27m+not+muslim+but%22&btnG=Search
"Well, i'm not Muslim but I don't think its a sin that your keeping your parakeets."
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:13,
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"Well, i'm not Muslim but I don't think its a sin that your keeping your parakeets."
I'm not Muslim, but I love your religion. I write comedy for a living
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:16,
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Some good ones with "I'm not a nazi"
I'm not a nazi. But that doesn't stop me from buying a CD of Hitler speeches :p . I love hearing the crowd say "Sieg Heil!". It's a very interesting sound ...
I'm not a Nazi, but it would be interesting. I have read Mein Kampf. It was absolutely riveting. Thank you Mr. Hitler, for your fascinating ..
I'm not a nazi but I still hate Jesus
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:17,
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I'm not a Nazi, but it would be interesting. I have read Mein Kampf. It was absolutely riveting. Thank you Mr. Hitler, for your fascinating ..
I'm not a nazi but I still hate Jesus
Doesn't posting this
mean you've stopped lurking?
Woo, by the way, that's a good mini-likeness
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:10,
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Woo, by the way, that's a good mini-likeness
When he is PM...
...ah, mr oaf...I see from our records you only paid 100% tax this year. You could have pawned those clothes you're wearing couldn't you?
I'll drive you to the pawn shop now if you like? No, of COURSE it isn't because you're not unemployed and we're a dirty socialist government.
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:01,
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I'll drive you to the pawn shop now if you like? No, of COURSE it isn't because you're not unemployed and we're a dirty socialist government.
Of all the things you can accuse New Labour of,
socialism is not one of them
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:03,
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can I accuse them of killing my father, raping my mother and burning the family business?
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:05,
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THE LABOUR PARTY KILLED MY MOTHER, RAPED THE FAMILY BUSINESS AND SET FIRE TO MY FATHER!!
that is all
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Sun 29 Oct 2006, 14:10,
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