Shall we start up a rebel
compo of our own? The mail then barstands a link?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:41,
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this
nearly made me spew my carlsberg.
please give it a NSFA warning
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 0:20,
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please give it a NSFA warning
..
and here's Cherie Blair's new money making scheme - you need to know her past form on this kind of thing...
www.bbdo.co.uk/amazon_cherie.html
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:31,
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and here's Cherie Blair's new money making scheme - you need to know her past form on this kind of thing...
www.bbdo.co.uk/amazon_cherie.html
tee hee hee
he suicided!
/apologies to the Kelly family for spoiling the ending
Edit: out of homoqueeriosity - is this a way of making money from referrals?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:33,
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/apologies to the Kelly family for spoiling the ending
Edit: out of homoqueeriosity - is this a way of making money from referrals?
absolutelementally not..
who'd want to buy a Cherie book anyway !
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:39,
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Saw right through that one..
and in a similarly minimalist vein:
www.b3ta.com/board/6479110
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:34,
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and in a similarly minimalist vein:
www.b3ta.com/board/6479110
we need to rent a gallery
for this kind of stuff.
People pay money for this :-)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:41,
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People pay money for this :-)
that's fantastic!
I'm glad I signed in for a bit this evening and thats the first thing I see - brilliant
/will get around to emailing you at some point soon for ZOO details, had a few things on at the mo, but haven't forgot!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:36,
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/will get around to emailing you at some point soon for ZOO details, had a few things on at the mo, but haven't forgot!
Icon time - Blakey from "On The Buses"
You have to be a bit old to get this one I suppose
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:31,
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You have to be a bit old to get this one I suppose
I'm old
and still physically sick when I remember "Olive" posing nude in Fiesta magazine...
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:33,
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Wasn't she really fit
but they made her ugly for the show?
/urban legend blog
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:36,
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/urban legend blog
All women in the 70's except Farrah, were ugly
even the beauty queens!
100% of fact.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:43,
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100% of fact.
I forgot about Farrah,and lynda Carter for that matter!
and Sue Barker
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:48,
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I thought I had a midi file of the theme tune
but it turns out I got it mixed up with the Steptoe and Son theme.
I'll get you Butler!
get woo Butler Tart Monkey
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:36,
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I'll get you Butler!
I will use this line in my soontobereleased
version of "Gone with the Wind"
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:32,
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and so they should be!
Bloody orangies,coming over here taking our jobs!
/turnip/swede blog
Woo Mr sexant nerf
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:29,
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/turnip/swede blog
Woo Mr sexant nerf
haha yes!
winnar! are all the small one's spacktards? (mouth over eyes)
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:45,
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Muahaha!
If only that was the original... one less twat - Yay!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:26,
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cool
a blured object partly masking the predator doging a train
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:43,
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Halloween 1853, the Wolstenholme family decide to go trick or treating as popular New World rock combo KISS
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:23,
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he must be so proud!
looks like they get it from thier mother's side...
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:26,
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Nice
but I was thinking of making the arms swirl in different directions, like a spazzy clock.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:26,
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I may do something similar if you're not arsed to.
It could be neat.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:30,
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even if you don't like the smell
you have to enjoy the noise!
yay for branson + farts
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:16,
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yay for branson + farts
I've got a floppy...
Handy for carrying around in your pocket, but not as big or as satisfying as a hard one.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:14,
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Handy for carrying around in your pocket, but not as big or as satisfying as a hard one.
This reminds me of a bash script I meant to write
but got bored of.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:15,
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Pfft!
I brrrt brrrt helped brrrt save brrrt
DISC ERROR - (A)BORT, (R)ETRY, (P)ANIC...
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:23,
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DISC ERROR - (A)BORT, (R)ETRY, (P)ANIC...
huzzah!
these are all ace.. and a lot harder to make than i gave them credit for! woooo
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:05,
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There is not one there that I don't like
Great stuff man.
Edit: The death star has to be made into a proper icon.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:05,
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Edit: The death star has to be made into a proper icon.
Cor!
they nice
but could the tank not do an about turn & blow sweeps head off...?
I've always hated that squeaky little feck :(
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:06,
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but could the tank not do an about turn & blow sweeps head off...?
I've always hated that squeaky little feck :(
No need
Sooty took care of it
pearoast
Edit: They are all good, but the Death Star is my favourite.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:10,
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pearoast
Edit: They are all good, but the Death Star is my favourite.
Ahahahaha!
Vicious little Sweep - I'm imagining the squeaking!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:16,
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Ah, teh pixel master.
I like Sooty and Sweep.
Just popping downstairs to put some pasta on.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:07,
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Just popping downstairs to put some pasta on.
i love sooty and sweep!
i'd like the tank even more if it was pointing up a bit.
then you could make hats of things shooting out! (:
woo yay sir!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:07,
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then you could make hats of things shooting out! (:
woo yay sir!
NO! Fuck off!
/total cunt mode
They are lubberly, as is everything you do.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:12,
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/total cunt mode
They are lubberly, as is everything you do.
Is that..
.. The thing from Nightmare Before Christmas!?
I used to love that film when I was younger... scared me in the cinemas tough hehe
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:13,
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I used to love that film when I was younger... scared me in the cinemas tough hehe
That reminds me of.....
From many moons ago, but what the hell, it's still a repost opportunity.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:03,
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From many moons ago, but what the hell, it's still a repost opportunity.
*ahem*
apologies for crapness, prolly bindunness
and confusing young types who have never heard of cream
Ok, sorry en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disraeli_Gears
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:54,
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apologies for crapness, prolly bindunness
and confusing young types who have never heard of cream
Ok, sorry en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disraeli_Gears
Hahaha
Thankee, you are obviously easily pleased...
therefore I like you muchly :D
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:59,
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therefore I like you muchly :D
bad taste in music
can be the only reason ;)
I have broken one of the golden rules...
but I haven't had any hummus in sooo long, please be gentle with the mass arse rapeage
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:09,
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I have broken one of the golden rules...
but I haven't had any hummus in sooo long, please be gentle with the mass arse rapeage
Never really had much to do with cream
I'll 'acquire' some, to se if I like them.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:14,
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Disraeli Gears?
isn't that a Cream album?
edit: yes. Their second. Woo.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:08,
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isn't that a Cream album?
edit: yes. Their second. Woo.
ning!
also, saw this in the archive - shoulda been on the front page I reckon.
www.b3ta.com/board/6479671
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:15,
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also, saw this in the archive - shoulda been on the front page I reckon.
www.b3ta.com/board/6479671
Independent Internet research suggests that this might be woo.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:06,
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I had a nightmare of carving robs face into a pumpkin on newsgrounds
and it still didn't work - I expected the orangyness and hair thing to work itself out.
www.b3tards.com/uploads/robzombie.jpg
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:53,
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www.b3tards.com/uploads/robzombie.jpg
I hope it's
not him holding that light sabre, or we're all screwed! *fears*
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:53,
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Am I missing something?
It's a teddy!
A Tedi. If you will.
Who's 'him'?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:57,
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A Tedi. If you will.
Who's 'him'?
him! him up there ^^
with the big scarey face!
*points, loses finger.. . bleeds to death*
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:05,
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*points, loses finger.. . bleeds to death*
my dearest chap, there is a wonderful place on this site called
THE FUCKING LINKS BOARD
many thanks
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:45,
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many thanks
There's also a place on this site
called the stuff yourself up your rectum for being a twat board.
Nazi!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:48,
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Nazi!
It was a bit harsh, I guess.
but people post links on here all the time.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:52,
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Hahaha!
The thing that worries me is the people who bitch when an image is slightly over 50k. Is there a 'b3ta Nazi' plugin for Firefox that pops up file sizes on images (or puts a flashing border around them with helpful text about this something worthy of bitching about), or do people just check all image sizes as a sort of Nazi big-up competition?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:02,
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I 'spose when it takes a while to load
it acts as a kind of cue for people to check the filesize
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:04,
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I rekon there are
many b3ta users dialing up through their 9600baud modems eating porridge and whey in a cave in the cotswolds that surely need these fine folk!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:13,
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Haha!
It just gives them time for another scoop of porridge!
You notice you never see the 2400 baud users complaining. Probably because they don't want the unnecessary page refresh.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:19,
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You notice you never see the 2400 baud users complaining. Probably because they don't want the unnecessary page refresh.
I don't really think it's being a "Nazi"
to ask someone to observe the guidelines in the faq. If someone takes offense to those guidelines they have the option of not posting here.
There are plenty of board members who are either on dial-up or capped broadband, and many of them post stuff that makes this board a great place to be. I think it would be a shame to lose those people just because a few twats can't be bothered to optimize properly. It's not a difficult thing to do. It's ignorant and inconsiderate not to bother, and I reserve the right to point that out to people.
If that means I get called a nazi then fine. I think it's kind of a stupid thing to say though.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:32,
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There are plenty of board members who are either on dial-up or capped broadband, and many of them post stuff that makes this board a great place to be. I think it would be a shame to lose those people just because a few twats can't be bothered to optimize properly. It's not a difficult thing to do. It's ignorant and inconsiderate not to bother, and I reserve the right to point that out to people.
If that means I get called a nazi then fine. I think it's kind of a stupid thing to say though.
If a stranger talks to you
RUN, YELL, TELL!
And kick him in the shins and call him a spazwank/Nazi!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:49,
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And kick him in the shins and call him a spazwank/Nazi!
*sings along*
wearing a fuzzy purple viking helmet (not a euphamism) for no reason.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:46,
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I've got a new rule for Football:
If you're caught diving a member of the other team gets to legitimately deck you.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:00,
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Speaking of Marillion and jesters earlier,
Gave me the idea to do a....
Vector Jester
1024 Wallpaper
It's not entirely my own work, the actual graphic is from an album. I just reproduced it in vectors.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:40,
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Vector Jester
1024 Wallpaper
It's not entirely my own work, the actual graphic is from an album. I just reproduced it in vectors.
woah confusing
nicely done.. i dunno how my eyes see this as a person, but yousa clever :D
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:41,
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I like it!
I can't get past his face without thinking of MAD magazine's Spy vs. Spy, though.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:43,
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'ning sir!
Any word on the new animation? I've seen the preview (via Jessie). Did I miss the final cut?
IM in profile, if you like
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:51,
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IM in profile, if you like
It's on hold again. :(
I have to be in the mood. You know how it is.
Don't you?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:53,
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Don't you?
Oh, you liked it?
I just kind of expected people not to like it. Not sure why, I just got that idea in my head and now I am scared to show it to anybody.
Funny how things happen eh?
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:00,
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Funny how things happen eh?
I thought the preview was good
and I'm sure it'll get better as you tweak it.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:13,
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Jester womble!
Methinks it's Uncle Bulgaria. Woo to the pic indeed!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:52,
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How's this? Need anything stronger?
This might be a tad obscure
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:36,
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This might be a tad obscure
...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
it is a tad, but it's lubberly, so no worries.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:48,
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it is a tad, but it's lubberly, so no worries.
hmmmm
what if i pretend its an animation (in jpeg format, of course...) where both frames are the same?! HAH!!!
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:53,
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Meh...
it really doesn't matter. Just don'r post wallpaper sized 600k images.
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 20:06,
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Ummm
Thats a river otter with a sea otter bib. Different order dontcha know, Lutra lutra wearing an Enhydra lutra bib.... Hilarious...
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Tue 31 Oct 2006, 19:49,
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