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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

WOO!

this made me do an lol

(Farmer Brown home grown since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)

Hahahaha,

pirates.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)

Why are pirates called Pirates?

First correct answer gets telepathic man love.

Joke learnt from a tramp

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

cos they arrrrr

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

*Bums Patrick Stewart Style*

(Dr. X or whatever they call him)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

Ah wheelchair love,

my favourite.

Bonsoir!

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

The first recorded pirate crew....

..was formed by a maloderous group of first mates abandoned by their respective captains for their unfortunate tendancy to set things alight.
They initially called themselves the "Pyro-mates" but this was later shortened to pirates when they all fell out over a bottle of rum.

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:21, archived)

You had to go and

try and be clever, didn't you?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:23, archived)

well...

...yes.
_{*offers apology*}

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)

No apologies accepted.

...Trousers off...

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

I am feeling angry and rebellious,

and poor use of ms paint can be passed of as intentional.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

You do realise you are only adding to the problem?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

I am the problem.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

If you're not part of the disease...

...then you are...

no hang on....

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

and a 274k sign image posted by a mod

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

but we have had challenges run like this for ages

stick finger nigger used to love this sort of thing, if people create it works

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

Most of us aren't quite like SFN

sadly.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:17, archived)

passed off

/pedant

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

Damn you and your grammatical ways

may you burn in hell.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

well...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

fuck off noob

read the challenge

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mongychops, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)

i say we ignore the challenge

or at least the part of it that specifies which picture we can use.
or we'll all be insane with THIS SAME FUCKING PICTURE OVER AND OVER AND OVER ALL CUNTING WEEK

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

what picture?

what week?

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

it doesn't say you HAVE to shop that picture

it just says shop macca.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:19, archived)

Shop Macca
Poor old Paul McCartney: marries and divorces a one-legged porn star, yet remains the most boring Beatle. So let's manipulate Macca to make him more interesting in this old-skool challenge. Download source image.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:01, archived)

get bent.

it gets a bit fucking boring if only the sign changes.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

err...

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

connection crashed afore the image was uploaded fully

oops.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:24, archived)

nice - i like!

and yes - hurt the f*cking puppies!

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

Maybe you should read it

too.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:22, archived)

I wasn't feeling angry and rebellious

but now I just don't feel rebellious

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

hulk smash etc.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

i see.

*joins in*

contains traces of this post

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)

With this, I bid you all goodnight

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

how rude!

*clicks*

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

me too

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

Fuck you,

cunting noob bird.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

'night

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

hurrah

and night night to you all too

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

Good night(ingale)!

and have a woo for your troubles :)

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

Arghh! not the clowns!

I'll not sleep!

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)

the clowns! the clowns!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:18, archived)

The manatee likes doing blowing bubbles in the seagrass

_{They are fluffeh too you know!}

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)

excellent stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

w00t for sea cows

they're the reason that the mermaid myth exists you know. Woo muchly

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

People look at them and think "God I'd Shag that?"

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:09, archived)

yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

Pfffft!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)

If you'd been on an all-male ship for several months...

probably

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:56, archived)

Lovley drawingness

Love the shading
woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

awww

that's really lully

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

yay!

he's lovely.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

very nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

thats rather nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

ver lully :)

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slight yoinks!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

Oh!

the huge manatee!

(noice! Oi loiks thaaat)

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

"use the source pic"....ok then....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)

Outside the box or what.

woo

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

haha

so there's been controversy then?

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

just a tad

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

Meat Promotions Board

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drunkenoaf, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)

that's a corking shop

edit : *sees posters, suspects you are a member of 501st*

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

501st?

Is that the stormtrooper people?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

YIEEE!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:26, archived)

Genius.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

hurrah!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

Hahah!

Excellent.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:14, archived)

haha

he's nice really

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corington, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:27, archived)

Bah, M3 beat me to it. Sort of.

Anyway. I'm done now.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

silly compo, I too thought it was shop any picture of Paul

now it just seems ridiculous

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

Some of the entrances today were

quite good and didn't shop this picture.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)

bleh

this would be fine if it wasn't every single post for a week

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)

I kinda think

there should be a seperate compo board.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)

No.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)

"I kinda think"

aka I'll pussy out of it if everyone disagrees....

*pussys out of it*

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)

it's fine most of the time

but when every single pic is the same...

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Milkman Dan, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)

It is ridiculous

let's start a revolution.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)

you love it

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)

in the face

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

That's not funny, nor interesting

stupid compo

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)

oooooooo!!!!!

handbags at dawn!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

meh

at least it required some effort :p

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:15, archived)

is it next wednesday yet?

no dishonour meant to your piccy

\/this\/
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post65825/

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jentulman carnt spel, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)

*floods board with uncompo'd McCartney pictures*

it is a good idea though.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)

haha

i had that idea, it seemed too hard tho

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)

I think it worked quite well.

Not massively funny, but I like the expression of the person in the hat.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)

Was anyone else watching Buzzcocks?

Amy Winehouse made me laugh

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)

Heh, coincedence indeed..

the missus only watched Bride of Frankenstein today :)

Good stuff.. Amy was absolutely terrifying.

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FoldsFive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

excellent film

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

We treated ourselves to a whole set of classic Universal films

earlier in the year. They are truly wonderful.

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FoldsFive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

good show

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)

hahaha

Yep, my missus thought she was a transvestite.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

ha!

I might buy her album now, I thought it might be a bit put on when I listened to it before, but she's won me over a bit more.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

DIE!!!!

love

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)

RIGHT! THAT'S IT!!

That bloody announcer did it TWICE in two minutes, then a naked Colin Murray did it, and now you! YOU! I thought I could trust you.
It's called Never Mind The Buzzcocks, not Buzzcocks, or The Buzzcocks!! If it was The Buzzcocks, I would expect to be watching a 70's punk style band, dammit man!!!! GARRRARRARRRRRAAAAAGHHH!!!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)

*readies tranquiliser dart*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)

Do you get annoyed if people say they've watched the first Star Wars

when they should say that they've just watched Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope ?

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FoldsFive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)

You fail

to specify if it's the original or the re-release.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

or the re-release of the original

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

pan and scan vhs, widescrren vhs, remastered pan and scan vhs, remastered widescreen vhs

special edition pan and scan vhs, widescreen special edition vhs

or dvd

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

You forgot laserdisk

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FoldsFive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)

Haven't we all?

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)

bum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)

Indeed, you also forgot the ill-fated lucasfilm "bum" release

in which the film was only available on specially etched slices from the arse of George Lucas

fresh from his wanking into a large bath of money screaming "hahahaha! the fools! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

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FoldsFive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)

*grinds teeth*

I will smash them....

No, not at all. I like to be selective in my pedantry.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)

?:|

bit of a thing against abbreviation have we?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

Apparently not

or he would have said "nineteen seventies" as opposed to just "70's" ;)

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FoldsFive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)

Hehehe!!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)

Oh, just one of my

Mark Corrigan style rants I enjoy having. Entirely nothing personal. Not abbreviation per se, but abbreviation to the point of subversion. I'm fine now.
*skips off through daisies*
*twitches*

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)

whatever, TOAST!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)

I like being called Toast

it's kinda like a pet name,
budge up a bit and pass the massage oil

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)

and I like being called scoop

and MASTER!!!!

*whips*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

I like to be referred to as Maj. H. Trippin' (Ret'd).

It's a bit of an ask though, if I'm being honest.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:16, archived)

I hate her more than

Tracy Emin

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:03, archived)

Tracy Emin hates Amy Winehouse?

I had no idea.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)

'This'll teach old Peggy" thought Paul.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

What's Paul going to say

when it's FINALLY revealed that seal farts are the #1 cause of Global Warming?

Hmm?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

Hmm?

maybe... or perhaps... meh?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)

Duke of Prunes, I am not...

But I'm getting there...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)

hhahahaha!

grand!

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

Meh...

I should have just left it...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

watch it you watch it you watch it you watch it you watch it you

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

I think he's saying

it's floutrosee! it's floutrosee!
it's floutrosee! it's floutrosee!
it's floutrosee! it's floutrosee!
it's floutrosee! it's floutrosee!
it's floutrosee! it's floutrosee!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

vouchersvouchersvouchersvouchersvouchersvouchersvouchers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

WINNAH!

*ding ding ding*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)

rat's jizz rat's jizz rat's jizz rat's jizz rat's jizz rat's jizz rat's jizz rat's jizz rat's jizz

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

round tits round tits round tits round tits round tits round tits round tits round tits round tits

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)

how the fuck do lip-readers manage?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)

very carefully

But then again, they're PROBABLY not reading lips from a coffee mug.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

run on cheese run on cheese run on cheese run on cheese run on cheese run on cheese run on cheese run on cheese

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)

I would if I were French!

Ohhhhhhhh!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)

they just make up shit like you do

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)

is he saying

freckle juice?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)

is it just me

or is he saying "he's round"?

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)

it's just you

*cups*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching.

fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching. fel-ching.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)

you flush your seed

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)

only if I'm out of tissue

BA DUM

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)

Mummy

Why is that man saying 'Fluzzle chi'?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)

You fart for it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

Use a mixture of imageready

and the warp tool in photoshop, Also, use a clip where the shoppee has more facial expression and exagerate them like buggery.

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:13, archived)

That makes me twtich!!

top anim woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

*blinks*

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

I'm not sure why

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)

ooh cool

Put his face on his hand, that'll confuse 'em, heheheh

(LuckySevenDomino is now the owner of a shiny Wii!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

haha i like it man, modern art?

(Xyphious : Sinkin' Gin since '85, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)

hahaha!!

i dont know why?! but that's makeing me laugh like a mong! haha!

woo

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:11, archived)

He is making a list and checking it twice

Ho, Ho, Ho, Ker-Boom!

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nhojjohn, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

is he indeed

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

I think I can.... stretch... to a divorce settlement of £80 million...

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FoldsFive, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)

Fantastic!

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nhojjohn, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)

He's rich enough to save the poor fools

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Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)

muhahahaha

the poor chavs won't get their lambrini now rofl!!!11

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)

I use a savings company,

so am I a chav?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

Yes

Next?

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le brian, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

yes

why not use a bank, like normal people?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

The overdraft spends it for me!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)

My first flash

img455.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hammerspackrt4.swf

P.s, thats me.

P.s.s, not the one with the hammer

(LuckySevenDomino is now the owner of a shiny Wii!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)

*spong*

*spong* *spong*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)

the sound file was called "fryingpan hitting spacehopper"

Now who the fuck makes flashes of people hitting spacehoppers frying pans. And i'd like to see a video of that if any one has one.

(LuckySevenDomino is now the owner of a shiny Wii!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)

now you've told me

it does sound like a frying pan hitting a spacehopper
although i'd have expected more pwang

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)

I wanted more pwang

i also wanted him to say "ow" everytime he got hit, but under pain in flashkit it had 3 things, and 2 of them sounded like someone who was constapated.

(LuckySevenDomino is now the owner of a shiny Wii!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)

Is that your flat mate?

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nhojjohn, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)

It's just a random bald man.

(LuckySevenDomino is now the owner of a shiny Wii!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)

Dixon Bawls?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)

what low shoulders he has

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)

Yes

I said "nice shoulders baldy" and then he gets out a sledge hammer and... well figure out the rest.

(LuckySevenDomino is now the owner of a shiny Wii!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

not enough kittens so far

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nikdude, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)

no need to thumbnail it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)

BIGGER!

no, really.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)

I'm sorry, can you clarify?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)

i... i love you....

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)

should've used goatse hands though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)

it seems i was forced into using a specific source pic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)

you cheap sellout!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)

sorry, what?

could you be more concise?

:-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)

Who said it was a sign?

It says put him in a exceiting thingy whatsit, ok maybe I didnt read it all but hey
www.b3ta.com/board/6544151
i did that - check out the previous too!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)

wro-ong

do it again!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)

Grumpy Gus!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)

I concur.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)

eye conkers

sounds painful...

didnt they ban conkers? or was it squirrels can bonkers? i forget

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)

Braw

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)

you terrible cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)

hahahahaha!

sorry

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The Duke of Prunes, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)

hahaha

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

I sense a great disturbance in the board

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)

hahahah

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)

hahahaha! this wins the internet

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)

Hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)

I wish to click this.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

this still is one of the best things in the universe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)

hahaha

i fucking love this

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)

hahahaha!

i went away for a week and i'm glad i didn't miss this entirely.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:16, archived)

haha

winner!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)

ALL BANDWAGONS ARE SHIT

except when endorsed by the compo!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)

agreed. and while we're at it...

...ban those stupid rubber bracelets too. and fuck every cause they purport to support.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)

hmm...

(Bogbean, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:28, archived)

i was going to do this but i thought it mustafa bindun

woo

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)

lots of times

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)

only 3 or 4 times

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)

I did it seven times

and then deleted them all twice over

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)

Well...

everything has probably been done by now judging by the number of entries. So we'll just have to make do with repeats I'm afraid.

(Bogbean, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)

this is at least the sixth time I see this exact thing

sorry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)

very bindun

several times

and animated

twice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:33, archived)

Here are some pictures.

But the pictures are just a ruse. What I really want to talk about is the fact that Chin, who posts on my messageboard, has started a website in which he wanders around places (normally Swansea) taking photos with his phone and making pithy comments. So what? So this: it's the funniest thing I've seen in my life. Today's photojournalism entry must be read by everyone: photo-journalism.blogspot.com/2006/11/mindless-wandering-and-thoughtful.html

(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)

Haha!

These are great.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)

Well,

I thank god I wore my steel corset otherwise think my sides would have split.

Seriously, that website isn't in the least bit funny.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)

The long winter nights must just fly by.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)

different

yet interesting - love the comments!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)

lot of fun comments,

but also a lot of tedious ones. If he only posts the pics for which he actually has a joke, he'd have a really fun site :)

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PoofBird ~V~, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)

there is some funny stuff in there

and a lot of other stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)

Hahaha, congratulate your friend!

Bath your street, street! Hahaha!!

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

That was absolutely fucking hilarious,

but i am a bit drunk, so it was probably less hilarious than i assume it to be.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:54, archived)

golden shower? how about the whole fucking rainbow

also
and also
and and also

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)

i'd see a doctorb

about that!
Dr Nick said the B is for Bargain!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)

coincidence? I think not

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:21, archived)

Yay - More of this sort of thing!

I haven't seen ol' Blessie for quite a while

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:22, archived)

i saw him in an usual place last month

a kidney ultrasound

never has the term ultrasound been so true

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:30, archived)

...

KIIDNEEEEYS!

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)

Pffft!

Vibrating head girl is having a long overdue renaissance.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:23, archived)

heh

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)

i never saw

those two together in the same place...

woo!

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PoofBird ~V~, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 22:26, archived)

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