oh god
that's bad - and don't forget that's coming from me.
love it though
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:56,
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love it though
Sponsered By Ariel???????
This is Rod Hull and Emus Last Outing
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:45,
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I was just pondering that one.
Also Abu Hamza in Captain Hook : Death to America, but i can't find a decent captain hook pic.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:47,
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beene so busy..
mainly losing my job and working in a record shop and spending time with teh doc..its good to be back.
how are you ?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:43,
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how are you ?
hahaha...my mum keeps telling me to read it.
record shops are scary places. nutcase meeting point.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:44,
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Iro0nically I'm rereading atm
There is the movie but they based it in america.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:46,
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Hahahahahahahaha!
I am not the hugest fan of your work usually, but this is ace.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:42,
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Shit, it's you.
Where have you been?
Sorry, I read it as Killer Kitty by accident.
I am a fan of your work, music tastes aside, you emo.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:44,
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Sorry, I read it as Killer Kitty by accident.
I am a fan of your work, music tastes aside, you emo.
Mr first compo entry please be kind
I hope I've done this right.....
Click for bigger (13 kb)
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:39,
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Click for bigger (13 kb)
Well if you were a baby bird
I could regurgitate it straight down your throught.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:41,
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It's how all the cool kids are spelling throat these days
SQUARE!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:48,
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Arf!
Would love to hear the musical numbers
"Iiiiiiiiiiiii'm the fucking Daaadddddy!"
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:36,
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"Iiiiiiiiiiiii'm the fucking Daaadddddy!"
What utter tosh.
You've genuinely riled me with your small minded bigotry.
Haddaway and die you fuck.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:29,
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Haddaway and die you fuck.
whilst I kind of agree with this ^^
I say forced cold turkey all round.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:31,
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Really? Why?
I just went against my libertarian instincts and voted in favour of taxes paying for smack on the BBC poll.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:37,
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The poll is on the story
which is on the news front page, at the top, on the right.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:43,
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Give em as much as it take to kill themselves I say.
Keeps them out our houses and mugging our grannies.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:30,
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^this
I'm with you.
But first, give me back my fucking camera and DVD player you fucking cunts.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:37,
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But first, give me back my fucking camera and DVD player you fucking cunts.
terrorist trade union?
al-qaida?
NEWS JUST IN...
no serious offence intended sir
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:30,
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NEWS JUST IN...
no serious offence intended sir
Well, quite!
He may be perfectly accurate in his statement, but we can't let something like that be an excuse for people to broach unpopular and non media-friendly ideas...
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:32,
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Hell no
Free discussion of ideas is unchristian and, well, frankly... wrong.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:13,
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Hey!
I'm Tory as you like, but I still believe that the legalisation of drugs would be of huge benefit to our nation, cut right down on organised crime and prostitution, lower the number of addicts who commit constant opportunistic crimes, reduce the risk of infection and generally make the country a much better place to live.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:37,
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Nah
you have to be a real fucking idiot ALL THE FUCKING TIME for that to happen.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:43,
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That's all very well, but rape, burglary, etc. involve victims.
The crime of taking drugs, almost uniquely, doesn't. Actually, it's not even a crime, if you can manage to take them without possessing them.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:34,
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unless you count yourself as a victim of your own actions
incidentally, if one is snorting cocaine through a straw, without touching it.... does that count as possession?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:36,
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Financing an addiction can do
is what that police bloke was on about
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:37,
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Smack addicts cost £48000 a year in crime each*
or £12k if we supplied it to them
*Channel Four news
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:41,
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*Channel Four news
Reads fine here
Financing their own addiction = other people being victims of thier resulting crimes!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:49,
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£12k
if we supply them, while we can cure them of their addiction and after that they wouldn't cost us anything?!
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:45,
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But this "curing" involves a process of weaning-off.
The weaning-off would be best achieved with heroin.
It also requires the drug user to actually want to be weaned off it. Those who don't want to will continue buying heroin, and since it's illegal, they will have to pay the high prices necessary to persuade certain enterprising inviduals to smuggle it into the country stuffed inside dogs and suchlike. I am in favour of the taxpayer paying for it instead, since it would then be semi-legal and much cheaper, due to obviating the need for any smuggling rigmarole.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:04,
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It also requires the drug user to actually want to be weaned off it. Those who don't want to will continue buying heroin, and since it's illegal, they will have to pay the high prices necessary to persuade certain enterprising inviduals to smuggle it into the country stuffed inside dogs and suchlike. I am in favour of the taxpayer paying for it instead, since it would then be semi-legal and much cheaper, due to obviating the need for any smuggling rigmarole.
Even better, make it legal, but nobody's given me a poll to vote for that.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:06,
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Yes,
but financing an illegal addiction is very different to financing a legal one.
Crime would drop if there wasn't the need to buy from dodgy folks who take advantage.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:41,
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Crime would drop if there wasn't the need to buy from dodgy folks who take advantage.
Whilst,
I didn't expect this sort of debate to rage here (which isn't a bad thing) i don't have a problem with addicts being TREATED to get over thier addiction, what i have a problem with is that many will take advantage of this fact, that they can continue, while as tax payer we will foot the bill.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:42,
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Currently they are treated with methodone, which is more addictive, and no fun.
Up until the 70s heroin was available on prescription, which undercut the market for illegal heroin.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:58,
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I did not know that
I knew they used some kind of substitute, which i am in favour of. But getting free junk on the NHS seems to be a waste of finances which could be better spent elsewhere!?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 21:16,
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hahahhahahaha
lovely stuff, but needs combining with the previous one - the hiss bit anyway
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:29,
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i'm pretty sure that 'the vagina monologues' isn't a pantomime
i can't remember there being anyone in drag
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:19,
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Under-panto
ah, should have learnt to read first shouldn't I? Will panto it up later on.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:24,
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this made me giggle
and wish CuntingForAgatha was still around.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:27,
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T'was
an early one m'lord i plead diminished skill at the time.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:15,
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it has three dots and is called an ellipsis.
thankyou, i never knew that.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:18,
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I never knew I could pull my scrotum over my head
until last night.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:20,
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he's lovely
'ning
I'm guessing that the new compo has started - at a guess, invent a dodgy pantomime?
I've just been through one. It's called "configuring PHP and Apache".
I can't wait for Act II : "Cunting MySQL in the fuck"
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:15,
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I'm guessing that the new compo has started - at a guess, invent a dodgy pantomime?
I've just been through one. It's called "configuring PHP and Apache".
I can't wait for Act II : "Cunting MySQL in the fuck"
Oh yes he was!
I once got called up on stage by Bill Owen (Compo from Last of the SUmmer Wine) in a panto and won loads of sweets! This was slightly before they invented the wheel.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:07,
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this may be one of the only entries so far that actually makes sense with the compo.
p.s. anyone else think this compo is dangerously close to being as shit as the macca one?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:04,
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YOU BETTER BE!
A resounding Pfffft in your direction Sir.
And slight TJ, does anybody know the name of that dance move where you stand still with arms outstretched and then make a sort of ripple across your arms and shoulders?
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:51,
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And slight TJ, does anybody know the name of that dance move where you stand still with arms outstretched and then make a sort of ripple across your arms and shoulders?
See I thought so
but that brings up allsorts on google.
Oh well. I'll have to break my shoulder trying to figure out the moves myself.
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:56,
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Oh well. I'll have to break my shoulder trying to figure out the moves myself.
The "armwave"
oddly enough.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waving_%28dance_move%29
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 19:57,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waving_%28dance_move%29
we used to call it electric boogie on the playground
but that's like 156 years ago
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Wed 22 Nov 2006, 20:03,
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k-ppppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
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