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# Can't you see? It's OldeTyme again!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# They can at least try to.

I'll add another later on after I make some food.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:07, archived)
# theis r funnie.
gud wurk.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Thx!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 10:27, archived)
# what a scary dracula ghost.

he was in the moon. and I am going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:01, archived)
#
BOO!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:13, archived)
# J-pop hell! [/:-)
Let's play you little motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:20, archived)
# thats way better than j-pop.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:21, archived)
# If you say so!
You're right tho. More Wierd-Al'esk.
Who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I'm not into weird al
and I dont know who the artist is.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Now that I think on it some more.
It's more like something Dr. Demento might do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:37, archived)
# what?
on windows media it shows it as by children's disco musical stories by Shards. also dr dememto isn't a musician he's a DJ.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:41, archived)
# He does his own tunes too.
Tho not often and more a spokenword-to-music thing.
Thanks for finding the source.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:55, archived)
# BED NOW:
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:15, archived)
# tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:17, archived)
# I am watching a movie called "The Sadist"
on the TCM.

It is quite excellent.

You might want to check it out.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:21, archived)
# whats it about?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:24, archived)
# extreme rectal makeovers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:25, archived)
# Pimp My Colon
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)
# if you insist....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:51, archived)
# What's my cut?
Cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:54, archived)
# Norwegian Jarlsberg, flown lovingly to your door by parrots
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)
# It's a campy movie about some school teachers who get held captive by a greaser (punk of the 50's) with a gun who is the sadist
the actors are kind of amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:34, archived)
# okay now I have to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:40, archived)
# I think it was made for teenagers who would be rooting for the killer
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)
# not being rooted by the killer?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:50, archived)
# well his cock is technically two dimensional
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:54, archived)
# poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:55, archived)
# PAPERCUT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 8:03, archived)
# CUNTASS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 8:06, archived)
# PAPERCUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 8:07, archived)
# Yes, I learned this in school. What of it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:28, archived)
# I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:30, archived)
# I am eating my dinner. What of it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:31, archived)
# do you have cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:31, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:40, archived)
# is it Norwegian Jarlsberg, flown lovingly to your door by parrots?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:41, archived)
# No. It is Tasmanian Cheddar. What of it?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:44, archived)
# is it made from real Tasmanians?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Do you count sperm cells as real people?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:46, archived)
# only if they are my friends
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:47, archived)
# Then the answer is probably.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)
# I thought you had quit the drugs??

'nings sir & have a morning Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:32, archived)
# hahahah
morning Eric! How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:33, archived)
# Nay bad...
apart from the being awake at this time on a saturday & the lurgy
/moaning old git blog
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:40, archived)
# aha
I do believe I see the sun rising out my window....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:42, archived)
# 'ning all!
What a Braw! morning!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)
# morning sir!
isn't it just!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)
# bit cloudy, bit breezy but
full of the promise of beer before lunchtime

How's you, Bazoo!?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:53, archived)
# ah yes
braw indeed. Where are you headed today?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Helloes
and what a nice promise :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 8:19, archived)
# How odd!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:45, archived)
# why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)
# now animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 10:05, archived)
# This is 1000 % accurate
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 10:13, archived)
# poop
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:49, archived)
# this public service announcment was sponsored by Pete's "sting yer ring" taco shop
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# gross.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# Shirley you mean
GROSS!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)
# hay look.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# gross
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:51, archived)
# the blue jell-o is good.
the green is the best.
and the orange is the worst.
orange is gross.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)
# ORANGE IS THE BEST FLAVOUR, YOU SICK FREAK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:13, archived)
# lee merriwether?...
...the man deserves green jello!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:53, archived)
# I HATE IT WHEN THEY DON'T HELP A BROTHER OUT LIKE THIS. DO I GOTTA CHOKE A BITCH?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:55, archived)
# I said "DO I HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH?" really loudly when some kids where around me.
and it was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:57, archived)
# it was your stable of young helpers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:58, archived)
# i actually found out later that i did in fact not have to choke a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:59, archived)
# you just needed a hot dicking
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:00, archived)
# I learned that one the hard way.
REMEMBER CHILDREN:

You never actually have to, in the literal sense at least, choke a bitch. Unless that's what she's into and has specifically asked you to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:04, archived)
# and never with cheesewire
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:05, archived)
# What happens between two consenting adults in the privacy of their own home is none of my business.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:15, archived)
# as for children...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:18, archived)
# CHILDREN CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP IF THEY KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:30, archived)
# What's the safe word in that situation?
I guess it would have to be some kind of gesture, like going cross eyed and turning blue.

This is why I only date cutters.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:06, archived)
# SAFETY IS THE ONLY SAFE WORD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:10, archived)
# I sent you my stuff
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:02, archived)
# Thanks. Now I can only blame myself if shit doesn't get done.
I'm a bit of a stresshead like that, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:11, archived)
# It's cool
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:14, archived)
# cuz...
...you had a big chalupa up your ass? (poop post)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:55, archived)
# Cat-O-lick
(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
# i dont like you.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# holy catnip!...
...pope-age!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# nazi
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:49, archived)
# hooray for religous leader cats!

i do believe it's my bed time
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:59, archived)
# Pope Ratzinger!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)
# fucking hell
no more cheese before bedtime for me
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
#

G'night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:45, archived)
# night.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# nighty...
...night!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:48, archived)
# night
and nice cattage
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:49, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:55, archived)
# awww!
i really want a kitten of my own :'(
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# keep on truckin'...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:39, archived)
# Whenever I want my wife to hurry up...
... I say "C'mon gorgeous, haul pussy."
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:41, archived)
# ha ha...
...good one....will keep that in mind!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:43, archived)
# that's a mighty pussy there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:43, archived)
# yup...
...mr.eatshit fatcat, is his name!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:47, archived)
# HAHA. GUD ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:49, archived)
# YOU LAUGH NOW
BUT WAIT TILL YOUR SHIFT KEY BREAKS! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO THEN EH???
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:50, archived)
# I WILL BUY A NUE ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)
# i'll say...
...hey jesus...want a cat?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)
# LESS THAN TEN DOLLARS PER KEYBOARD, MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:56, archived)
# I DO NOT DO THESE DOLLARS YOU SPEAK OF
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:57, archived)
# MISTA HORRIBLE AINT GOT NO MONAY.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:59, archived)
# I HAVE THE MOST VALUABLEW MONEY IN THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:59, archived)
# THE SOUL OF TEN CHILDREN AMALGAMATED INTO HOLY AMBROSIA?
I GOT THAT TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:08, archived)
# Awwww
heavy duty kitty
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
# it's a...
...strap-on!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:47, archived)
# ohohohohohohoooo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:49, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# In a parralel universe, people are eating off of the Hulk Hogan grill right now.
He could have had the George Foreman deal but his wife forgot to pass the phone message on.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:34, archived)
# and george foreman
has his own tv show where his whole family act like dicks
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# I think I have that TV show, too
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:50, archived)
# hulk hogan had an animated show where he found the "villian" wrestlers in space.
it was hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:13, archived)
# did he shit on them?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:15, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# excellent
I'll youtube that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:17, archived)
# a car crash.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:20, archived)
# I hurt my heel the other week and have been housebound. I hope your car crash wasn't serious.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:23, archived)
# i hit a dog.
i sat in my car and started crying.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:24, archived)
# MAKE SURE YOU DRINK LOTS OF WATER.
Crying for a week can dehydrate you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# and flood small towns
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)
# i wasnt gone from the late shift that long was I?
i showed up earlier in the day this week.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:28, archived)
# I don't get a chance to look that early unless I am at home.
Now that I have looked, I would like to compliment you on sheening every motherfucker's post. That shit needs to happen more often. WHEN I AM AROUND TO ENJOY IT.

PLEASE EMAIL ME TO CHECK IF IT IS ALRIGHT TO POST IN THE FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:31, archived)
# we're buddies, yo.
we chill late at night and type and make funny pictures and hold the shift key until our pinkies hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:33, archived)
# MY PINKIES NEVER HURT. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM NOT A REAL MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 7:16, archived)
# He was detained in Brooklyn by Big John
for a little fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# haha
Hulk's not gonna like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:42, archived)
# He's done a TV interview about it... I'm searching youtube but I'm not having a whole lot of luck right now.
He was offered either some toothbrush thing or the grill. He didn't get back to them in time so they gave the Grill to George Forman, because that was George's first choice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:49, archived)
# ?
I thought you was joking!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:51, archived)
# That's why I liked the story so much.
It's exactly the kind of story I'd tell, but it is completely true.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:52, archived)
# IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:54, archived)
# I'm thinking of making a shockumentary called "Seinfeld on death row". WHAT DO YOUTHINK?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# do it
make sure there's rape.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# rape is too passe.
This needs to be some twisted shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:18, archived)
# RHINO RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Jerry seinfeld skullfucking newman?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Maybe Jerry doing a double skullfuck on Newman with George and Elaine while they are out of it on rohypnol.
That could work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# he needs to cut his own orifaces for his dirty work, too.
a shiv made of human bone would be good for that, aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:29, archived)
# That would just be sick. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF SICK FREAK?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:33, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:35, archived)
# ocular skullfucking, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# what other kind is there?
that doesn't require a screw?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:30, archived)
# remove the central plate of the skull
and fill with jello
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:34, archived)
# hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# !
I found a reference to it here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan

HAHAHA it's almost too good to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:55, archived)
# pfft,
he would be even more stupidly rich by now
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:01, archived)
# That's apparently true.
And he's doing his best to fix it:
www.sptimes.com/2006/07/17/Business/Hogan_vs_Foreman___Gr.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# you just made me read his entire
not very interesting, career. Damn your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:06, archived)
# ha ha
that'll never work, every one already has a george, so they won't need a hulk
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# The poor man. He'll never come back to what he could have been.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:17, archived)
# lolol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:31, archived)
# I woke up one day and decided to make this for a girl
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# i bet she loved it,
and you got to eat her arse out
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# Real men push their tongue at least an inch deep.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:47, archived)
# He likes fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# OFG NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# Only if you work at PETA
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# I FYOU LOOK UPSIDE DOWN THIS IS ALMOST AVAGINA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:24, archived)
# Drop what you're doing...
and get your girlfriend to a gynaecologist right now!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:26, archived)
# NO. SHE IS A SQUIRREL WITH TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:31, archived)
# Hmm.
Needs more tits.

Oh, and Yiff! (how rude of me)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# Squirrels have bucked teeth instead of a clitoris?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:48, archived)
# YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER HAD SEX WITH A SQUIRREL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:50, archived)
# i like my fingers too,
so he's not having them
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# How come
people don't cut up more things in the kitchen by hopping on them in a pair of snowshoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:27, archived)
# Silly.
That's where french fries come from.


Next time post a picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:29, archived)
# Next time
comb your hairy nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)
# Leave my hairy nipples out of this.
Your mother left hers out for everyone to see!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:44, archived)
# No reason.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:47, archived)
# same here.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:48, archived)
# Post a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:52, archived)
# I for one am encouraging the occasional, interesting text only posts.
Sure, this isn't a shining example, but historically Syncubus has been a pioneer of interesting, occasional text only posts. I like them, but it is important that people remember the words interesting and occasional.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:56, archived)
# I used to frequent another site
where they had the saying "earn your bullshit"... in other words, a lot of on-topic posts earned you the occasional bullshit post.
Personally, I think that's fair enough. And I don't think Syncubus has earned this much bullshit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:05, archived)
# I like Sync's stuff
I miss Sync's stuff, but I remember it fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:10, archived)
# me too...
If I didn't I'd have clicked ignore long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:11, archived)
# I missed the qualifer "this much"
meh, he usually reserves it for the gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)
# I'd decided not to bug you anymore about it, but are you going to finish that rap?
I want to work the song around the lyrics this time, so it's kind of holding me up.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:38, archived)
# I busted the moniter of the computer that had the rap on it :(
Really sorry, dude.

/flake of the year
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:52, archived)
# Do you still have the lyrics anywhere? send me a copy and I'll get one of my friends to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:54, archived)
# The only copy was on my computer
though I did post some of the lyrics on here. For some reason I can't glasscock myself, but if you can it'll probably come up for "tuition". If you can get it, you can do whatever you want with it.

I'll try and remember it.

edit: I think I do. I'll type it up and post what I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:01, archived)
# I like the concept, but if that's the case, I am pure bullshit with a massive debt...
I agree with what you're getting at though.

I just think that whenever something gets argued away from the board, it loses another aspect of the whole "anything goes" feel. I think that censorship in any way is evil, but it does mean that you have to put up with a bit of bullshit on the way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:15, archived)
# I was trying to be tongue-in-cheek
But following up a post with 'LOL' seemed like a pretty cheesy way of making light of it.

Wasn't trying to be a prick

...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:26, archived)
# This is in no way aimed at you, or anyone else I'm replying to at the moment. I AM TALKING TO THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# Ah!
understood.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# To clarify my own position
I love chatting in threads, and I like talking to Syncubus. I just don't like to see threads started like this very often, and Sync's a 'frequent offender' in that regard IMO.
If 4 or 5 more people on the nightshift started doing this with the same regularity, it wouldn't be worth posting pics here at night, at least not for me.
I do agree with you that ALL aspects of this board are worthwhile and the permissiveness of this place is part of its appeal.
But abusing the spirit of the place too frequently runs the risk of undermining its central focus and appeal, which (I'm pretty sure you'll agree) is the posting of user-produced images.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# Yes, I do agree. We're making the same argument from opposite sides of the coin...
:)

Let it be known that I don't do smileys if I don't like who I'm talking to.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:50, archived)
# I DONT HAVE SNOWSHOES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:54, archived)
# Well... you should.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:12, archived)
# -receives rim job-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:14, archived)
# tis
the season
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:10, archived)
# I would have had a great reponse pic
if I had not recently smacked my computer moniter while swing a wiffle ball bat around like a samurai sword.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:15, archived)
# That'll teach ya.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# not posted in forever
so here is a thing of me boy
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)
# Aw bless.
Is he hiding in a full tub?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:08, archived)
# nurse. we need one half child in here, STAT.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:13, archived)
# But why
have you covered him with Hammerite? Protective finish? Niiiice. :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)
# you only have half a son?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 4:53, archived)
# ...parp....
blinded-by-the-light.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:09, archived)
# something i did not need to see, but am very glad i did.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:10, archived)
# hehee
sorry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:14, archived)
# I would.
I'd skullfuck it in the eye socket. 'Cause I'm a romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:11, archived)
# personally
i'd go for the gooey one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)
# i have a soft spot for people who look at something like that and think "yes. i would stick my penis in that, given half a chance."
would you marry me?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)
# That depends...
Do you have any pustulating open wounds?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)
# no, but that can change easily enough.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)
# Love that!
Ace as usual, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:12, archived)
# thank you sire!
hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:14, archived)
# I'm crap as usual man
won't go into it
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
# AAU Rev.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:12, archived)
# AAU?
Arse
Addict
Understatement??

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)
# Ace As Usual
Although your decode may be more correct. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:19, archived)
# hehehee
cheers! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:20, archived)
# gah!
top shop but very gross!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:12, archived)
# cheers
its not that good - but i thought i'd psot it anyway :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)
# eeep!
yay more horrorpics!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)
# woo
'ello there! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)
# 'ello!
m'just off to bed. *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:20, archived)
# same here!
night :D waves back!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:21, archived)
# eeeeee!!
i'm really not going to go to sleep now
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)
# hehehee
sorry :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)
# it's ace,
so you are forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:22, archived)
# Hitting F5 is becoming a horrifying experience!
Please somebody post something else so this is not at the top of the page!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:40, archived)
# today i have been trying to be
rev jesse custer.

this is the best i could do..

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(blue_monkey_cheese, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:53, archived)
# Hello 3am, my old friend..
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Have a bedtime sentiment.

(Cropped for your convenience)
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:58, archived)
# wood
as in "It gives me the..."
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:01, archived)
# But...
If you've got daughters and you've ever had the misfortune of ever having to sort through their dirty laundry, you'll know that statement to be most likely untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:02, archived)
# you did know
she's only 12.
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:05, archived)
# So if you do her twice
It's like she's 24. Problem solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:07, archived)
# hmmm...
*does three times*
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:11, archived)
# Grannyfucker!
Have you no shame?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:17, archived)
# nope,
i've done older
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:19, archived)
# Not anymore.
That show has been around for years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:10, archived)
# so that makes her 14ish then?
she's even more doable then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:13, archived)
# SSY TER?
^ i hope someone gets this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:04, archived)
# Uhm, is it?
"Someone
 Suck
 Yvonne's

 Tits,"
 Edward
 Roared.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:09, archived)
# hahahahaha.
RIS?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:10, archived)
# RIS?
Resonance Ionization Spectroscopy?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:12, archived)
# what i'm hinting at has nothing to do with acronyms. look at my previous post, and then look at the one before that.
also then look at the original post. (with the girl). you might understand SSY TER if you don't already.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)
# OK.
Is it:
Suck
Semen
Ya
Twat!
Egyptians
Rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:15, archived)
# no.
but egyptians do rock.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)
# would it be...
Sarah
Sucked
Your
Thin
Elongated
Rod
?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:23, archived)
# all of these are great but it's not an acronym.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:24, archived)
# But acronyms are more fun.
Didn't we compo common acronyms once? Or was that a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
# you're imagining that you had that dream.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
# yeh
i noticed that too
of course we could bothe be completely wrong and it could have a completely different meaning
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:24, archived)
# like...
JAILBAIT PUSTULES
TASTE BETTY.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:29, archived)
# Couldn't think fast enough.
Obviously too much turkey consumption on this side of the pond. Slows me down...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:33, archived)
# or
jailbait pushes boundaries of
taste between normal and obscene
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:37, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:39, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffftla.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:44, archived)
# dis are am an niceful picture mr grimblie..
i especially enjoy all the tiny lines about his body.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:01, archived)
# Excellent work.
and Vladimir is absolutely correct..
Night, b3ta. *yawns* See you all tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)
# you're not
allowed to sleep, the cricket is on!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)
# i'm kinda hoping i am asleep
and this is all some horrible dream
just found out it may be my fault as i have a nelson of friends on my myspack :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:41, archived)
# oh blimey
i'm up way too late again
edit: how rude, lovely pic and accurate too
*heads to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)
# i agree with vlad

nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:09, archived)
# It's all about discipline.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Needs more!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:45, archived)
# C O W B E L L
CowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbell
CowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbell
CowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbellCowbell





then a little bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Here! This may save you some effort

Bit big to inline-- so click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:54, archived)
#
Well, when you're going to crank it up to 11, you can have all the cowbell you can handle! But can you handle the cowbell? No, you CANNOT HANDLE THE COWBELL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:59, archived)
# Re this
www.b3ta.com/board/6571789

Good show!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:06, archived)
# As always, you're too kind.
Sorry to have missed Asbolina's 300th, btw. Congratumacations!! She's lovely - - tainted, but lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:25, archived)
# Can she come out and play?
hm. I may be sicker than I gave myself credit for.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:35, archived)
# I'll be posting a couple later this eve.
I should do some new blanks too-- if I have time.
Bit of work to do first. He says refreshing every 30secs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:39, archived)
# 30?
I am in admiration of your self control, sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:42, archived)
# OK
Super quick. Ultra dirty.

Sauce
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:55, archived)
# Ahahaha, silly git!
Again!!! Hahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Get Shoppin'
I demand that sauce gets done to death.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:01, archived)
# 50 frames!!!
Christ!!!

Bugger that!
At least until I have time to switch
to an OS that ImageReady works on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:05, archived)
# *press*
*again*
*and again*
...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:14, archived)
# hit me with your rhythm stick!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Hahah,
reminds me of some sort of sadistic stallone buggery.

Nice work!
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:52, archived)
# Wow.
How the fuck does something like that end up at the forefront of your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:01, archived)
# I thought everyone had tried it once?
Right?

Hah..heheh...ahhh, shit.
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)
# That goes perfectly well with
Usura - open your mind (I be in an old skool trip at teh moment)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:55, archived)
# Quaid! Start the reactor!
Have you got Trip to the Moon by Acen?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:57, archived)
# oh yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcSIFBc_kz4
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:00, archived)
# *points fingers*
Yazoo! I've got that on vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:17, archived)
# i've got a fever.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:59, archived)
# and the only prescription is more stallone.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:59, archived)
# apparently even has an emoticon
+ /_\
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)
# Unicycle, the only way for a posh dog to travel
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
Have a hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:42, archived)
# Ding to the motherfucking dong.
I say. I hope he's on his way to Number Ten to deliver an explosive petition.

Explosive in the political sense, not the Iraqi market sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Dammit,
Not only does my post pale in comparison to this, but I can't even be bitter at you because you were nice to me!

Heheh, top stuff. =)
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:43, archived)
# He did dunnit to me and my post too.
But I try not to be bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Excellent stuff,
my fellow (kind of) Coventrian :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:43, archived)
# Hell of a gear ratio on that thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:44, archived)
# Haha a dog needs a unicycle
like a fish needs a bicycle. This is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:51, archived)
# That's the one :)
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:52, archived)
# i just knew it was you
before i even saw the tag
its the style
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:47, archived)
# hehe, i also put animals in top hats
far more than is reasonable :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:52, archived)
# the caterpillar earlier
was pure class
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:55, archived)
# ta!
bloody mindedness over common sense that was, I really shouldn't have been so surprised that it was awkward to dress a caterpillar in a tux
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:01, archived)
# Rarg?


Too lazy to fix the transparency.
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:12, archived)
# argh
mouth is scary!

Edit: Aww thanks for earlier comment (unless I imagined it). I just realized - this pic reminds me of some things the rev did a while back... I'll see if I can find a link..
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:14, archived)
# My pleasure,
Sorry I deleted it because I forgot this wasn't the /talk board and you wouldn't rape me if I showed any sort of weakness.

I've been a long term lurker and barely post but love the inspiration guys like yourself give to me.

And now I'll put my penis away and stop masturbating. =)
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:51, archived)
# Haha
you're safe from me I promise. And I like the chat aspect of the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)
# That rocks
so damn hard

EDIT: You damn post deleter! I asked you a question nd everything. How did you get his head so symmetrical?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:17, archived)
# TV cards...
Get a new one. www.novatech.co.uk £29 I believe for the FreeView digital Audio tuner... I just brought one for my neice, they are good :o)

www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/specpage.html?HAU-909

£33.34 Inc VAT

Edit // Night night all....

Edit edit // SSS your pic just went to No.1!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Not Mac compatible!
Of course, I WOULD choose the expensive ones.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:23, archived)
# No.1 No.3 and No.7
Well done missy :o)

P.S. It wasn't me I haven't voted again.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:25, archived)
# :)
I love you guys.

and I'm NOT just pissed. Well I am. But its ok, because its ace really.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:26, archived)
# Keep us posted.
Night night. :o)

edit // On the pictures, not on your soberity ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:27, archived)
# It's all downhill from here
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# *voted*
1,4,10.. good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# JOY!
Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Sorry!
I just drew it free hand on paper, then by eye drew it free hand using the mouse for the general shape and then made paths with the pen tool, right click, draw path.

I didn't really do anything to get the head symmetrical, just guess work, although I copy/pasted and flipped the ear detail and eyes.

Hope that helps.
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:34, archived)
# It's a Frankingstein!
Ace..!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Glad you said that,
I was going for either a Frankenstein look or an Orc look, but not a Goblin as everyone knows they're too short to get served for cigs.
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:29, archived)
# Right, you’ve made two glaring errors
Error one, right, Frankenstein was the name of the creator, not the
monster. Error two, right, Frankenstein is a zombie. He’s a type of zombie. It’s like people who say
Tannoy when they mean public-address system. Tannoy is a brand name.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
i love partridge
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# You are Alan Partridge AICMFP
:)

tungsten tipped screws.. never gonna use 'em... neeeever gonna use em..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
When i was working in Cambridge, the lovely Mrs Bingo used to drive me down on a Sunday night and we passed a service station on the M-something (I can't drive and therefore don't care what it's called) at the same time each Sunday and there was always a bloke, obviously drunk, obviously whistling, walking along the side of the road swinging a carrier bag, every Sunday for 18 months.

We christened him Alan. I pinged a fag end at him once but it flew back into the car and I got my cunt kicked in for burning the back seat. We sold the car three weeks later and Mrs Bingo told the bloke in the garage she had slammed into the back of someone and fucked the chassis. That was the first I had heard about it, but scorchmarks are so much more dangerous.
/as if you gave a fuck blog
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You've signed up for the pixelbash.. hurrah! Be great to see you, chap. All the Cov bashes seem to be really good ones
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:45, archived)
# Rarg!!!
*gestures wildly*
*hides from his fire on a stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:33, archived)
# Hahah,
I think I love you.
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:35, archived)
# Hello. I love you.
Won't you tell me your na.. oh. It's Scarus.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:56, archived)
# My real name is sewn into my underwear.
/wink
(Vikingheadache, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:00, archived)
# i can't see what's wrong with the transparency
it's very nice anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)
# yeah the mouth looks like a purple candy cane leech smoking a cigarette and sliming across his face.
but that's just me.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Frau Spots.

my site lives here XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Gorgeous :)
I really like that.
Mine just didn't happen this time. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:09, archived)
# it happened.
it looks good. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:10, archived)
# Your stuff is great
I'm just rarely around at the right times to comment on it, so hereby correct this error now :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)
# hahah
thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:23, archived)
# i like it
it is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Yay for Spotty Girls!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:32, archived)
# this is nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:08, archived)
# cor!
i like that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Brilliant.
I swear your stuff gets better each time I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:08, archived)
# Awww thanks.
This one was frustrating from my point of view, it wouldn't do what I wanted, but I really appreciate your comment, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:11, archived)
# ooohhh
that is spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:10, archived)
# Lully
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:12, archived)
# Is it wrong to say I like this one best?
Could be a young Bruce Lee. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:17, archived)
# The hair seems too flat or missing in detail.
but...I still like it overall.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:21, archived)
# I had plans for the hair
(just simple highlights but it would have done the job) but this was a 30-minute photoshop with kk and I ran out of time.
I guess I could go back now we're done and fix it, but I never do that with the 30-minute pics... I'll just put the energy into the next one :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:24, archived)
# I see, or don't as it were. [/;-P
FF's point below is a good observation as
to why it is of no matter overall.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:28, archived)
# Oddly enough, thats why I really like this one
It draws the eyes away to the detail of the face
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:24, archived)
# ooh, s'very nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:46, archived)

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