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# havnt posted any cartoons in a while
mainly because ive been busy working on my PhD, so ive taken a leaf out of JollyJacks squirrely tittted book and decided to do small surreal sketchs just because i dont want to neglect you guys (and because they dont take much time). Anyway heres Inuit Circus the first two episodes , more to follow soon

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# HAT SANDWICHES
braw!
*click*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# these are brilliant!
thanks for the thought
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# They're ace!
*clicks*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# crackin'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# fab!
'Agreement' tops!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Those are two of the most wonderful things I have seen in a long time.
Hurrah for surrealism! And woo yay for you!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
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#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# quite.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha sweet!~
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Woo, woo and woo some more.
Also Yay and Hoopla.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Even invisible kids like football


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# that looks hard a time consuming
woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# That there is a nice bit of shopping.
It does look as though you actually put grass over the player's though, which was a fuck load of work, surely?

Wouldn't it have been easier to have cut the clothes out and put them on a new patch of grass?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
#
wouldn't have looked as good. Also, you would have still had to make the 'inside' of all the shirt collars/sleeve holes etc
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# The insides
is extremely hard!
Hence mine being crap!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Bollocks,
it's chuffing ace.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Just clone tooled the grass/background
never thought of cutting the clothes!
I quite proud of the 're-built' car, though.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Yes, that's what told me how you'd done it though.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# :D
Ace!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# top cloning
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Out now...

On Wii
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# *spang*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Pffft!
Christ!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# speaking of which
im having a fucking knightmare trying to get comet to confirm mine is on its way
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# as long as my local wool worths get 5 or more
I'll be playing mine on friday.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# wouldnt be so bad if i hadnt been guaranteed one for the 8th on the phone a month ago
:(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# knightmare!
*reminisces*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# "Warning team
temporal disruption imminent"
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# LIFE FORCE LOW!
*panics*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# FEED MY KNOWLEDGE, OR I FEED ON YOU!
/wall
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)
#


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Oh come on.
it's not that bad. :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# :)
My puns are a lot worse!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Arf!
This is true.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)
# I couldn't find it
Soz I made my own.

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Well I must say that was worth the wait.
I had been wondering what it was you were talking about and now I know.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# I had to
download an img editor first. The rest was pie!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# haha
Zombies and kittens in one image.

What's not to like?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# braw! have chips with that!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# hurrah!
spicy
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# haha
i like it
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# :D
I've always wanted to see zombie animals.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Kittin zombies!
Woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# do you see what i see?
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Shame on you sporting lisbon!!! (now non-leached)


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# lionse?
but why am I looking at your dog?

And fuck me, it looks like you've even fucking leeched it!

Hamtoucher.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# this.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
#
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# square, circle, triangle!
woo.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Yes, my best image to date.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:50, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# allow me to unRIS you.
it's a leeched image-threadwaste-thing
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# SPORTING PORTUGAL???
hahahahaha!!!!
/oxymoron blog

wait, i don't get it
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
#
∈Θ∋
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# at last
somebody!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# ...and today's subtlety award goes to...

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Somebody?
My inital reply starts with 'lionse'.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# I see a bipedal lion in a goatse.
Leeching, eh? Naughty naughty.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# now
non leached
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Good job. Comment withdrawn.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Didn't work very well and was a fuck load of work.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# more proof that the ice caps are melting
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# furtive!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Yes.
I spent a lot of time drawing around individual walrus and adjusting their brightness and contrast and, frankly, I could have just put a transparent furtive over the top and it would have been as good.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# this may be true
but it kept you pleasantly busy

I like the idea though
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:04, archived)
# jpegged to de max
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# seams
to me that's a strange looking leg
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# *dusts off original seamhorse*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# how come my seamhorse pic
is exactly the same dimensions as yours?

spooky
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# 'cause mine was the original Seamhorse, so others must follow my exacting standards in order to comply.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# ah ok
I don't remember being aware of the regulations when I made it, maybe I was.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# you are obviously a natural. I have decided to hire you as official seamhorse co-promoter.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# I tried to do an arty seams pic once
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)
# thanks!
what do I have to do?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# just keep the seamhorse alive.SOLIDARITY BROTHER.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)
# animate it!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# holy fuck, he's making a run for it
woo :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# seambiscuit
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# thank you
now I finally have a name for him.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# I did make a Seamsbiscuit one yonks ago
lost it to the "warrens-anus" gremlins though :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# that's really very clever
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# is it real?
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# fucking took me ages to get it that good! ;)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# i thought it was a Human Descent effort for a sec
:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# haha!
i like where this thread is going
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# hurrah
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# brilliant
this one really works
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# the thing is...
I'd actually watch "Field of Seams" too :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# nice use of fonz :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathe*
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*slumps to ground*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# you can hardly see the joins there :D
did make me lol too
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# BIGGER!
SEAMSIER!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# oh these are sweet
and by sweet, I mean totally awesome

/Realultimatepower blog

PS

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# I think I like these better than realistic-looking versions.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
#
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# hurrah!
i'm going to find one of my fave comics that i made
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# in the fucking end

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
#
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# mmmm, artifacty.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# yey
is that Justin Timberlake?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)
# a very nice one
woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
every time, without fail, seam horses make me LOL!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# heh,
i chuffing love seamhorses.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Seamcat
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:36, archived)
# that's a picasso :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# piCATso!
LOL!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Just cos.


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaaa!
woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Fnarr!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)
# honk!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Cock-tastic!


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Nice!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# paedo!
but arf!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)
# It should be magenta!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:45, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 22:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:22, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
Man of Steel you say?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
cracking stuff
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
'ning sir
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# 'ning naD!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# In the Fortress of Solitude, no one can hear you fap.
"Kal-el, my son, that's an awful lot of friction you're building up there. You might want to ease off the superspeed a bit."
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha!
Most brillio!
Woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Well it didn't Glasscock...

Click for bigger (209 kb)

It's Kofi bAnnan(a). Geddit?
Sigh.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# *clunk*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# his eyes are looking in different directions!
this is most odd :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# That's not that odd,
mine do that!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# i'm sorry, where you talking to me?
i thought you were addressing the pot plant over my shoulder.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# almost 37 YEARS??
you must be the foretold ancient one!
*bows down in awe*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Heh.
Between you and I, it's about 1 year. I signed up during the great /board borkage of early '06.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# i didn't know about that
what is this devilish trickery you are talking about?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# me neither
enlighten us!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)
# The board went down for about a day
and during that period (due to evil pixie magic, or a general binary strike) anyone who signed up got their A MEMBER FOR cranked up to some random number.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# it was about 5 days ashally
i got a lot of work done
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)
# could that "random number"
by any chance be the zero point of all computer clocks, 01/01/1970?
(just a guess)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# yes, i think someone mentioned that at the time.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# I was born on that day
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# congrats!
i hereby christen you "system clock"
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)
# Damn
I'll have to change my bank account details now.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)
# pfffft
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# woo!
although your profile perturbs me
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Nullo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Found this when in Somerfields. Had to but a pack to scan. The man in the pie:D

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Sure you didn't find that at morRISons?
Edit: I think so?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# lol
Just me that sees the face then.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)
# RAH!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# no mince pie i have ever bought
has ever been that full.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# because...
they're allowed to show all the contents at the front - so its empty behind that
tradin standards n all
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Arf!
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# nice.
:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Punk Queen
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
#
would
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# ew
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# ewe
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# wee
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# am
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# have
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)
# ER


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# oh yuck!
top shop though!
wooo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# that's stunning!
*clicks*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# cor blimey!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Ouch
*cba to bring up the Rory pic*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Woo yay!
Beats the Sex Pistols version, I think.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I have no idea why you would do this.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# boredom
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# dammit...you need a new compo
let's invent one.

Errrr....

Anything involving porridge. There we go, should keep you perky :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# aarrrggh
*Watched Farce of the Penguins the other day...there was a waste of 2 hours...

woo to pic :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# new tv show?
"children swapping?"
might become popular

yay!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Penguin swap!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# yay! :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# i love that
:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Awws
he's lully :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# 'GUIN!!!!
me likey :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# penguins!
mixing freely!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# haha
top swap shop
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Beak sawp!
nice
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Haha
very nice shoppage sir :)
'nings all
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# rp
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# top stuff
poor penguin
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# DJ Jimmy

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
fantastic
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Fantastic!
Hsve a pearoast:

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I love
disco dancin aminals!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Dj Jimmy
My coworker said he wanted to name a hamster DJ Jimmy and it gave me some hummus.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# that's an awesome name for a hamster.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# I thought so
SO I made this
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Fat Boy Slim
Hamster Tripping?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# ok!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# That is most full of the fluffeh wooness.
woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Evening


My mind is a total blank for a strip today.
what have do you do for writer/drawers block?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# I drink a lot and stay up late.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# nice one
:D:D:D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# when I have no ideas, like today
I just don't make anything.
That's a pretty good strip though!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I find threatening it with a knife works
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# isn't mrs. toast normally the one with the knives? ;-) (i recall a picture of her you drew)
erm, i'd like to ask you something

which program(s) did you use to make
1. the laser lighthouse anim
2. the glowing pac-man-and-ghosts loop?

those are reallyreallyreally cocking ace
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# mainly
3DS MAX and Paint Shop Pro
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)
# ta!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 20:42, archived)
# Swearing a lot
seems to work for me.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Stab it with a pencil
you should get some sort of result
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# I tend to make
a lot of shit and then hopefully one idea is less shit than the rest.

I like that strip tho.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# drawers block
i usually find it's a stray pair of socks that isn't letting it move on the runners ;-)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# cheers
its opening again.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Take a walk
there's nothing to fill the mind with more blanks than sitting still..

Nice strip though!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Is that like one of those Magic Eye pictures?
Oh, it's a giraffe!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# ha ha
I love minimal strips!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# ask for suggestions
q:
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Seamless winter fluff ... aka Walter
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Camel cigarretes are often considered much cooler
than Marlboro, but only if both are soft tops.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
# In my personal opinion, i would have to agree that that piece of art is very worthy of a commendable achievment badge, which you can display on your dashboard so that you can park on the moon and not get towed.
Haha Autocomplete.

Camel cigarettes are seconded only to large cigars .... or pipes. Old fashionedy ones.



Also: Happy Ninja Day everyone!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
# I have a badge on my dashboard already.
It bears the legend:

CLERGYMAN
 ON  CALL
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# But you're the pedantichrist ...
how does that work?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Science.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# LIES!
WITCHCRAFT!
*distributes pitchforks*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Rawr!
I will attack you!

Very nice!!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:33, archived)
# you've not been here for a while
how are you?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# I've been in B3ta
rehab (aka work)
I'm much better with my b3ta fix. Thanks.

How are you?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# great!
I seem to have got my second fp in a week. Happy days
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Sweet!
I've been trying to download PS elements for dayz, but it won't work, so I'm trying something else.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# That's a fat cat
woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# 25 lbs...
and he keeps asking for more ham every day.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)
# He keeps touching you for ham?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# he is
the original hamtoucher. take a good look, people.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# yey for snow-fluff
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Have an imaginary click for that.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)
# che-as :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# And one from me.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Still no decent snow in Iowa.
It's bloody cold enough for it. Where's my snow?
I expected this from England, but not 'ere.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# I love this
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# It's one of my favs too
che-as :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# I'll bet
his arse is cold!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# the picture i did yesterday turned out quite wintery

despite the fact it started life as quite a summery little boathouse

woo to your winter fluff too!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# oooh
very art nouveau
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# How did you manage that?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# one of DUM4S5's tutorial's
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# blimey
very nice :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# that's absolutely fantastic!
I love the style
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# that is lovely
though quite a departure from your original. Well done.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:25, archived)
# OH NOES!
When that thumb starts shaking we're all doomed!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:25, archived)
# OH NOSE, more likely

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Oh dear,
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# pffft
coffee, meet screen
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I don't know why :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!111
great stuff!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# LIBYANS!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
I've enjoyed today on the board
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# hahahaha
:o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# I have no idea
awesome :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Pfft!
Strange but good.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Oh god it burns.
I had to get this out of my head.
Probably the worst pun I've ever done, but never mind :)



The filename might help against RISing...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:20, archived)
# a 6 pack ice?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# abdominal snowman?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Winnah!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Wutez!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
#
Frosty 6 pack?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# This is also very good. In fact, its better.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# I agree.
My powers are weak.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# Thanks
I tryz muh best.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# nice
I like that
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Manley's torso with a snowman on it?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Hahaha
not quite :p
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Darn!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# My wife will punch me when she sees this:
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Evening mate!
How are you? Seen any delicious headphones today?

=)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# haha hello mate
I did actually! Some bluetooth headphones for iPods..I really want some, but I aint got the spare cash at the mo.

How's things with your good self today?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# THREADJACK!
Soz.
Does anyone have the spicy brains version of this kitty?


Please and thanks.
:)
*edit: I've looked and looked and can't find him. :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# don't TJ a polite conversation,
TJ the thread itself.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# I'll TJ
any thread I wanna.
I was being nice about it, ass.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:19, archived)
# You're quite aggressive, aren't you?
*checks myspazz*

Oooh, breasts! (nearly)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Myspace is shit, isn't it?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# I never said I wuz nice
I just want the spicy brains kitter!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# kitter?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# ^this indeedy
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# =) Were they Skullcandy ones?
I'm good, ta - still at work, but doing personal stuff so that's not too bad.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# can't remember to be honest mate... saw them on a random website but didn't make note of the url.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Well that's not good enough!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# pfff-fff-fff-fff-fffft
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:07, archived)
# ahahahaha!

spot on :-D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# reminds me of
My Anus is Bleeding!

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# My wife punched me.
That's not fair.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# stab her
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# with my cock?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:15, archived)
# as a last resort, yes.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# but not
for another few days...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Why is this?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# she's on the blob
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# hahahaha
good grief!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# What are Midolz?
RIS :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Pills that relieve symptoms of menstruation.
Basically; without Midol my wife is bonkers. With 'em, she's kinda sane.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# *looks it up*
It appears to be equivalent to some strong coffee and a paracetamol.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Don't forget
'placebo'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Coffee and paracetamol is good
Sometimes it is rubbish to be a girl.

But mostly it is great. We have boobies and emotions and stuff.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# this one looks a bit crap
wax13
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# i'll trade you my catscratch for it
/marbles
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# woo
takes!!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# crap?
that's the planet i live on!
this is really cool and 3d-ish
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# woo
thank ya! :o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# the spherize filter is your friend
good work there on the atmospheric glow

reminds me of this tutorial
the site features some awesome ps tricks
/spam
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# yeah i used the spherize filter
for the globe thingy :o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# I prefer...
this tutorial.

I use it when people post unfeasibly large images =)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# seems i am a bit slow on the *checks filesize* routine
must've been stunned by the image

do large posts count as "Planetary masses"?
THAT'S NO MOON!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# when people post unfeasibly large images
i usually recommend this tutorial.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:28, archived)
# not crap at all
I'm loving these! woo

TJ:

It's song time!
Again, I need you b3tards to give me a topic, and in 1.5 hours I will report back with a unique song, written and performed by me, on the links board.
any topic will do.

Suggestions concerning lyrics and musical style are considered, but may not be strictly followed.

previously: Bacon song
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# conkers in the yard.
Xmas no.1 for sure :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# killing GW bush with a hockey puck!
:o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# A hardcore / metal song with plaintive vocals...
...about the inner workings of the mind of a Pterodactyl called Timothy.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Anything more specific?
:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# yeah
that description could match pretty much any song
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# that is cocking ace!
Any chance of a bigger version for wallpaper?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# why thank ya sir
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# looks ace!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# woo!
thank ya for using it!

i used this one the otherday

wax10
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# that's really nice.
These are all great - have a collective WOO for them all!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# thank ya
:o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# gigeriffic!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# I've got two of them in my random wallpapers folder now.
They should come up sometime soon :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# ooohhh, very Metroid Prime
that's a bit swanky.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:07, archived)
# I see a parrot
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# this parrot is dead!
it is an ex-parrot! :o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)
# crap?
it's the best yet.
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)
# thank ya sir
:o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# that's crap?
god help the rest of us...
doog yrev!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# pffft
:o)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Bad snowman.


Edit: Episode one of a seasonal series...*considers plot for episode 2*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha
The words, "Frosty the Bastard", are enough to reduce me to fits of giggles, even without the anim.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:00, archived)
# need smore bloodspurt :-P


hoopla to you!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaa
give the poor bastard some eyes
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# how rarely gilliam-esque
have a woo and a yay
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# ooh thank you sir
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:02, archived)
# That absolutely killed me....

Have an easy-to-guess term of approval!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# can twig? I dont get it
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Fanta-stick!
AICMFP!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:21, archived)
# No
Fizzy-drink-bit-of-tree, obviously.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
# hahaha MORE
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 18:30, archived)
# i once abridged the frosty the snowman song
it went

Frooosty the snowman
*insert boredom here*
melted!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)

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