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# Frosty the Bastard Part 5


Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks like a rabid badger*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# frosty is a bastard
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Haha yay!
I love frosty he is teh cool!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# yeh...
he's teh ice cool (insert better joke here)

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
Super!

What a Bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# i like this series.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# What a Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# a fine series indeed
keep 'em coming
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# I'm starting to get concerned about
this possibility of people being banned for repetition... but I think it's just a scary rumour...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# i may have to purchase a new monitor after seeing such hilarity
I love teh frosty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# New dog's arrived.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Did you buy it in the 100% extra free sale?
Woo!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# How does it move?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# slowly
but wih great force
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# ...and much scrabbling of claws when on tiled surfaces, I should think.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# hahahah
^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
#
Oddly.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# He can't, he has no
er
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Why am I looking at....ah fuck it, can't be arsed.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# I see you bought your pet from the same pet shop.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Millicat!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# cat-erpillar
I feel I will be doing a lot of coat-getting today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
#
he he he he...

Bargain basement.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# How does it lick it's balls?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# With it's nose?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# My cartoon has no nose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# How does it...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# jamaca
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# arf arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Teh FEER!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# mimsy
!!
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# yikes
weird chrome tongue effect

"Hello, is that the pet shop? I'd like a two-headed dog with a chrome tongue, please"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# ^
Something I sincerely hope to say one day.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# But it's only got one head...


/pedant
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I'm blind
that's why I need a guide dog

/straw-clutching
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Ooh, sorry - that was a thoughtless comment wasn't it?

I'll see it doesn't happen again. D'oh, I've done another one!

If I'm going to do any more I'll warn you to look out. Oh no, there's another one!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# wooooooo
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# why am i looking at your dog your dog your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# top 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# aceness!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Ooh, I've just remembered, I made this yesterday and then the board borked.


For next time someone posts a redex =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Ooh!


Now smallened, coz prodigy69 pointed out yesterday that it was over 50kb...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I love these
Where are the sources?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# you seen the derek and clive muppets
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# How about this?


EDIT: Tis a pic of a FireFox redex - ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Redex!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Tis a firefox Redex... broken image thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Yeah that was Rob
downloading pr0n:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# BANG! and the redex is gone
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# nice.
i replaced firefox's default 'image' & 'broken image' pics with the furtive, and l-plate icons.

/not very interesting blog.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# How do you do that?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# it's just a case of finding the images in the firefox install folder, then replacing them.
i can't remember the tutorial URL.

give it a google. :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry, heres my image compo entry
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# what, for the redex?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# arf
Imagine there's no Lennon
It's ea...oh...there isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Not that easy
I live there
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Do you? Whereabouts?
I used to live on Dartmoor, near the prison.

*shudders*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# You are Selden, the Notting Hill murderer
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Plymouth
I rode through Princetown t'other day. I like the sherlock holmes figure in the town hall.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Don't remember that, I was only ickle.
I went back a few years ago, and I was horrified at the bleakness.

It reminded me of the village from Bad Taste! =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Tis quite bleak...especially at the moment
Nice in the summer. Don't get much better countryside than Dartmoor either.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# True enough.
Shame about the 40mph speed limits though =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Imagine there's no compo
it's easy if you don't enter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)
# edit entry
compo it
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Tan Lines will be new to some....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Only pigs and humans get sunburn
*runs like fuck*

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# is it not a san tropee thingy
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
# polar bears don't wear bikinis either
mongo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# that's not true actually
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# a polar bear with tits?
now i've seen everything.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# I've seen more Animals with tits since I discovered this site than ever before...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# hehe - Those hairy women are unbearable..
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Topless!
Bottomless!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# you are JollyJack AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# yay!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
Polar bear with tits!

Needs more saggy flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] what's this 'Glow-ball warning' everyone is talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I hate socks
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# I hate goats
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# So I've heard
:op
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# best of all the animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Apart from a tiger
and a leopard, and an elephant, and and....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Cat, Panda.... the list goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Yes a catpanda
They are the best
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I prefer dogerpillars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# What about
Badgiraffe
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# My cat?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
# So that is what happens when you
sexy your pets
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# He's been pimped alright
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Aww
You just wanna slap his little head don't you?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
#
slap polish
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# French actually...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# French polishers?
Yes, hello. It's just possible you might be able to save my life...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6564129
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# it would need Nullo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Your pussy is teh sex
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Pandas
suck ass. they are natures losers and deserve extintion!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
# Poor Pandas they're just lazy
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# They would be fine
If they did some of this -

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Don't dis goats!
The Mrs has a goat. He rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Oh noes
Goats are grumpy feckers.
Is it true they eat ANYTHING tho?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
# They don't eat metal
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# clearly you dont own a robogoat
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# or ROCK goat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Haha ok
point taken!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Erm that's not strickly true!
Goats aren't grumpy! Mrs the River's goat, Mr. Flopsie (don't ask), is teh fuffah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)
# they don't like McDonalds
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Haha
*force feeds Riverghosts goat Mcnuggets*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmm nice and warm
/!\
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# upside-down mimsy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# silly mugatu!
the strange things ginger genes can produce...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# arf
now that's tragic!


it's usually me, this bad compo mis-hearing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# arf!
the board's very punny today... go on!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Upsides of Global Warming... Well Al Gore would be happy.

Quicky Quicky Seamy Painty
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Al Gore can go frig himself with a rusty spoon
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# GODDAMMIT MAN HE INVENTED THIS VERY INTERNET ALL BY HIMSELF
/repulican lies log
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Aahhhhh!!!!


www.spazoutny.com
(AntonLavey, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# KILL IT!

kill it with dragons!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# is that vernon kaye?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# heh, this ^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# or Rickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy from Eastnobheads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# i thought it was
bam margera
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# lol!
that face is superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] It would create a potential business idea
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# erm
which world's?
*ofused*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Thee World
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Ah, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# does it say 'SEX' on those subs?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Yes*




*No
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# universes largest aquarium?
woo to the pic though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# it already is, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# A point indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Depends
On what you'd call an aquarium i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, I'll get this out of the way now.
Globule warming:


Pardon? Globule? Oh, global! So sorry, I completely misheard you.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# That's one hell of a cooker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# or a tiny pan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# or both
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# or neither
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# or either
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# or either
/pronounciation-based joke
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Let's call the whole thing off
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# or neither
/pronounciation-based joke
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# British Gas
have a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# So does Heinz Baked Beans
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# hob-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# I was going to do that
very well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# I'm blaming happytoast for this one. Don't know why, possibly because it takes the blame away from myself.


I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Ah, it's that bandwagon all over again is it?
;)

*waits for the 'may contain guts/sluts/etc. images*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Where's the sausage?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# heh :)
.
(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# best reply
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# IN THE THAMES????
WHAT??? THE POPE'S DEAD???

ARMADEGGON!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Your shit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I think you'll find it's
You're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# Twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
#
yourallgay.com/
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Ha!
I'd forgotten that even extisted.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# You do realise this is actually more funny that teh image itself?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# hehe - i thought that!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# pffft
I do now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# No, it's mine, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# haha!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# The board is moving really fast this morning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Concider me
a board laxative this morning:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# well, you scare the shit outta me...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Ah, so it's
your shit...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# makes a change...
Last night it was grinding along like Stephen Hawkings on Aldi batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Its an improvement on yesterday
But I'm having trouble keeping up

*edit* Oi, come back here with that reply!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
#
*edit* eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I think Archie replied with a quip
And then deleted it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# oooh that Archie
He's a tricksy one and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# arf! let the wagon roll...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hahahahahha
fucking fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Harharhar
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
hadn't seen that one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!!! ace!
where is the "i like this! button when you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Your still shit!
And you need a shower before you go out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Typical English - only showering once a year...
*runs
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)
# That would make you an aussie then
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# it would indeed!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Maybe you should have though of this before you fucktard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
#
nuts Savages and Rapists
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Teh talk board am scareee.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Chocks Away!



More Giant Insect Rampage
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# is that a b52?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# It's a Mosquito Max!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# *can't think of ny insect related planes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Just buzz the tower instead then.



/awful, awful Top Gun pun
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# just a fly by?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# cor! ace.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)
# RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# top shop!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# mint!
but *fears*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Powered by a Pratt & Whitney R-1340?
Must be a North American T6
Nope, too many crew
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# You know too much of the machinations of humankind
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# two of the crew got shopped out
just to mislead you!
Original image from here:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Mustang
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)
# bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Does that supercede a Mosquito or Spitfire?
Top shoppery there sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Nicely!
Is that a bee or a wasp?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Righto.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)
# I think the next giant insect rampage
might be a bee though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# wasp bomber!
acely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# brilliantly terrifying
"we're going to need more jam"
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# That's most woosome.
Bzzzzzzzzzz, and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Prolly bindun?
(sjb, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# why does she have a lamp in her minge?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# *pulls dangling cord*
ewwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# this mouse looks really ill!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# 'cause she's a flashy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# This^
Reply of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# hurrah for teh minge!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# hhahahaha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Mmm, *thinks* Jennifer Connelly...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:23, archived)
# no giblets so lay off
(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)
# and hahahaha
to that too
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Pfft!
nice beaver!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Thanks... I've just had it stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Everywhere I look something always reminds me of her...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# like teh goatse
:(
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# hhahah
nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I'm laughing more than
I should at that....

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] very tenuous... not all that good

sorry... but i thought i'd try and not go down the similar lines :D
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I swear that within one year
someone will find a bag of nuts with the warning that it contains nuts on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# sainsburys do that
and tesco paracetamol tablets have 'contains paracetamol' on them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# seriously?
*gets NANNY STATE hat on*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# I think you'll find that is
standard practice, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# how convenient
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# They've actually changed it on some things.
Says "May contain traces of other nuts" now.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Well if they want to play it that way
why don't they put on which other nuts?

"the expensive ones..KEKEKEKE!"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I guess it's because Tesco's are cheap bastards.
btw, I hear you're Dutch?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# inderdaad
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Just wondering.
My ladyfriend is from Rotterdam and I'm going back with her over Christmas. Quite looking forward to it although I hear Rotterdam is somewhat of a dump :/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Rotterdam has some nice places
I went to uni there

But it's mostly a dump, yes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)
# they still do
the best falafel I've ever tasted there & the baroeg was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Ah OJC de Baroeg
Ontzettend Jezus Christus de Baroeg. Paar leuke concerten daar gezien.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)
# ik ook
hopelijk is er wat te doen in de 2 weken dat ik weer in rotjeknor ben
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# in america...
the beer over there warns of intoxicating properties!!!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# this must be an idea of the marketing boys
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Sadly
most do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Tesco's milk
"Allergy information: contains milk."

It's not the "nanny state", it's Claims Direct and Co. There are no laws saying Tesco and that lot have to be so stupid, but the compensation culture encourages it.
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Global Warm-bling


Because when we're 6ft under water, snorkles will be the next big fashion accessory...
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# ris?
what's that on his chain?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6612634
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# It's a snorkle
Looked clearer before I shrunk it down...
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Is it a kazzoo?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Does anyone else
see a gold slug? With a smile?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Yes
But I don't see one on this particular picture
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# You've been colouring your cock in again,
haven't you.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# yes
yes I have

Goldfinger
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Goldfinger.
He's the man, the man with the shiny cock.
That looks like a golden slug.
With a smiley face.
Beckons you to enter his anus of sin
But don't go in.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# hahahahah
LOL in the office moment ya bastid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# hahaha!
*goes in*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# What's it smell like
may follow
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I see a gold ice skate though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Possibly
a gold peace pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# GO! GO! GO! GO SHORTY, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY MMMMMMMNNNNNG!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Will Smith!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaah
that really is one of the best
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)
# pffft!, that actually makes him look acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# That always makes me laugh
Have a NSW state premier
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# what's NSFW about that?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# New South Wales...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# You are the king of the gnops
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# still a clasic
I just thought what high pitched voice he must have
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# how about now?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# GAHHHHH
That scares the shit out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Ooooooooh baby!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)
# haha!
TEFAL THREAD!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Hooray!
for Tefal heads.

we had one at school, her spam was massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# holy dome!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)
# haha!
*SPONG*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)
# global hypercolour celery stick necklace?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# How does a 1-foot long snorkel help
when you're 6 feet under water?

Hmm?
Hm?
Tried it, have we?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Commuting would be a pastime...
..although perhaps a little slower!
Tube station
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Should be a submarine
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# technically, yes
but harder to source, and how would you get in?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahhahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# I'm sure submarines have hatches or something
or are they built around the crew?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# yes - but if they were underwater
it's a little trickier to get in


but the idea of building them around the crew is amusing :D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# but if it was only half submerged, then it may as well be a narrowboat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# but after a while they'd be full of stagnant seamen bursting to get out...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# I think they have monthly openings on the surface
to replace the crew before they weld it shut again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Every submarine would be a different shape
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# hahahahahhaahah
*clicks*

Fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Thanks
:-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# very good! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# brilliant
nice idea, well executed


ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# inspired!
I like it

(but wouldn't submarines be more convenient?)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# subs..
...possibly, but barges seemed to work better with the whole long platform thing.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# That's really, really nicely done!
Brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# very nicely done
needs some gentle bobbing :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# absolutely this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I think that man is suffering a seizure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# that is v nicely shopped
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Ta...
...my first time using "The Gimp" instead of MS paint.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# who is this Gimp you speak of?
Is it Z?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# LOL
GIMP (open source graphics package)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# *emails to house*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# You've raised your own bar
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# That's done in the Gimp?
I raise you a 'houpla". Marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# that's smashing!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Winner - Shirley!
That tis most clever indeed.;
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I love that!
Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# really nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# that's very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I say!
That's jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Woo
Made me laugh - thanks
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] *misreads compo*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# HAHAHA!
arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)
# our robots come with a 10 year rampage and destruction guarantee
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# i'll take eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# needs more tits
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# that's more like it!
arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# woo!
robots rock
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Yay!
Robot Rampage!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)
# excellent, as per usual, squire!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Antarctica 2050
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
wooo!


Is Urbane Legend about?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# HE'S BEHIND YOU
/panto season
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# oh no he's not!
I'd better draw your robot then

any attachments you want?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# can't think of anything offhand
*pictures himself as maximillian off 'the black hole'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)
# anal probe
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
fab
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# yay
that is funny jah
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastic!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# pffft! it's funny 'cos it's true.
but it's pretty much the same with the dutch, no matter where you go, there are always dutchmen. (no offence mediocre)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# too true
I'm dutch & I get sick of the dutch being everywhere! they're like a bloody virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# this is true
I try to steer clear of them mostly, but it's of no use
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)
# Hehehehe
needs more holes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:00, archived)
# haha!
me clicky.... me likey!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Top work Mr Bond, Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)
# and no stairway
denied
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# HOORAY!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# 'b3tans' damnit! :(
I know Rob has officially stated it to be 'b3tards' but I think it sounds shite.

woo to the pic though!

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# a vote was taken
and 'b3tan' won by a convincing majority
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# When?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# fairly recently
i made one of those poll-thingies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# it's clearly to mock us and put us in our place
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# ^ this
his argument is that "b3tan" is too phonetically close to "beaten" and sounds defeatist, but "the b3tans" and "I'm a b3tan" sound far superior to "I'm a b3tard" - you might as well add "LOLROFL!!!111one" to the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# b3tard's a bit close to retard isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# to be honest, they all sounds pretty ghey.
"I am a b3ta board member" sits better for me pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# i just don't admit to it
if pressed, i say i'm a member of an online artistic collective
it got me a girls number in a club once
which i doubt 'i'm a b3tan' would have done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I got chatting to a girl at a singles night
and she said, "You know b3ta, don't you? I can tell."
I replied "Yes, I'm a b3tan."

She slapped me in the face twice later that night :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha 'online artistic collective'
then they log on to the site and see pages of CDC's and Sheen pics. WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# i didn't give her the URL
that would have been silly
(although she wouldn't have been able to check before she ggave me her number)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)
# "READING BEACH... NOT AS SHIT AS SKEGNESS!"
don't understand the compo link though???
funny mind
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# at the moment
reading doesn't have a beach
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# ohhhh.... my geography is utter mince...
there's newcastle... then london... then everything else kind of floats in the middle :-/
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Thats
Reading, Berkshire
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Haha...
When the Waters rise Skeg will be the First to go... It's on reclaimed Marsh and Floodland...
A fascinating fact about Skegness is that the original town now lays in the ocean and on a particularly low tide you can see the tops of the tallest houses...

That is the only Fascinating Fact about Skegness.
*cough* Used to Live there...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# skegness is horrible
nad smells funny

edit: you funny, funny cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# just one?
and who's nad is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nads do smell funny - you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# It is Horrible.. and it does smell...
So much that I moved to London.. which is...
Oh...
Well, its also Horrible and Smells...
But it has Gigs...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)
# i visited london recently to see my brother
i'd forgotten how smelly it was
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# I really don't like London at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)
# What about b3tans?
Are they allowed?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Should it also say "No Reading"?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I thought this too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# no bridge
no shark
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

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