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# BRING BACK STEMILL


lolz
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# Just realised what your source pic is
I'm deffo going to Hull cos I laughed like a loon....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# I'll see you there then
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# That's rather good.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# chortle
berry
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Guffaw!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# *snortlehonk*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# that large text thingie you got going there offends my eyes
but I can't figure out why. I think it's the font. MAKE IT COMIC SANS.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# hahahaha better :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# How does this text script work?
they drag off as black pngs which confuse me muchly
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
#
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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# All becomes clear......
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# y0u hav3 61v3n h1m ur 1337 5k1LLz0rz
nooooooes
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# My God,
what have I done?

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# "Letting the days go by......"
^^*edit*^^
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# i've really missed browsing B3ta
i mean, "work".....of course
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Oh Noes
He's up laodedz teh cooedz!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# F**k yeah!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Nas-Ty!!!
Thx
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# are the three things in the back circle jerking?
SPIRAL WANKING?
ELLIPTICAL SWIFTICAL?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Cyclicly extracting babybatter!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
# eh?

'ning all!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# G'Ning you
was just considering emailing you


have you seen my Robots series?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# i've not seen anything for over a week :(
*coughs up*

you not going to show it to me?? :(
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
# BRING BACK STEMILL!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# *Bums*
nice to see ya geez
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:18, archived)
# likewise chap! been busy at work I take it??
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# nah, i've been ill
and then i spent the weekend moving house :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:39, archived)
#


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# I love and hate you in equal measures
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
# kiss me you fool
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# *cops a feel of your bottom*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
# pervert! *reports*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
# *police officers a feel of you too*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# i likey your vector
on the popular page :)

*fwaps*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:26, archived)
# he would be the ultimate bad guy :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# lolololololollllllllzomg!!
rofl!11!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I have been watching these from afar. They are super.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# 'ning lady
you're up early. college today?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# I got up to go
Then looked outside and figured "I could probably get more work done at home ashally"
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Cheers TripleS.
Hmm... Maybe you should get that tattooed on the back of your neck, then have improbable adventures on high-powered vehicles that always start at mildly fetishistic parties? Or perhaps it's too early in the day for all this... Ning!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)
# that's EXACTLY
what she does.
every day!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Oh no!
Now she'll have to kill me! Xtreme style! *prepares to share the video on YouTube*

Worryingly, I now have to go do jury service.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Oof.
Good luck!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Good heavens!
Though I do like the idea of having improbable adventures. With some sort of sidekick.

Morning!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Sidekick?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)
# Excellent
the world is saved. Hurrah!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# That's better
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# don't use up all your humus on one gay shift, now...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)
# i do all the time.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)
# Weirdly
that really works.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)
# See
I'm all about the good ideas
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# Quack!
Ace!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:01, archived)
# Hitler's tap dancing!
These are so woo, Mr Mata!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:03, archived)
# Ah, and you could be TripleB
along with TripleS you could be a two man (except for the woman) team kicking butt and exploding things Xtreme style. :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# YES
I'd love BBB as a sidekick, he always has biscuits.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
# biscuits, you say
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)
# BSBSBS
BilboSugarBarneySpunBobsSister
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# HE DIDN'T?
The fiend.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Hehe
Ning all
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# whatagoodpicturetodo.
whatagoodpicturetosee.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
# Ace first thing to see here
good 'ning all!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Ning chappie!
Thanks for all the nice comments. I'm off to sit on a jury and shout useful things like 'kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!'

Have a fun day all!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# :D




tap~tap~tap~tap~tappity~tap......
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
# 11:00-11:30
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Steve Irwin died =O
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:43, archived)
# noway.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:44, archived)
# So does Jack!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# Best one.
I feel dirty for starting this.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:18, archived)
# Thanks and thanks for teh humus.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Arf!!!
*steals bike*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:45, archived)
# i think all the ppl on b3ta should upvote my sites.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:47, archived)
# could you imagine how good this could be with 34% more Crackcol?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:51, archived)
# how about a pictire of a dog?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:52, archived)
# Fox are so gonna nick all these
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:54, archived)
# EVERY FUCKING TIME.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:57, archived)
# MAYBEE U SHOULD GET A WII-NER.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:57, archived)
# Maybe you should just
no.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:58, archived)
# now THAT is an imrovment!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# it would be superb!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:52, archived)
# more ning for you chap
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:58, archived)
# from the files of gjintendu
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# WELSH!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Oh that Bauer!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:19, archived)
# OH MY GOD WHAT THE CUNT?
THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:25, archived)
# His day is getting more and more shit by the second
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:29, archived)
# I like where this is going
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:31, archived)
# fucking NAKED TERRORISM CLOWN
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:34, archived)
# Jack doesn't know that terrorists have hijacked his steady hand game!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:39, archived)
# OH SNAP.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:41, archived)
# KA-BOOOM!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:41, archived)
#

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:51, archived)
# It's in Real Time though
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:52, archived)
# Even the re-runs?
I like your rendition better anyway.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:59, archived)
# I can do a mean Bauer impression as well
All you have to do is say "Son of a bitch" under your breath.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:02, archived)
# record it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:05, archived)
# Urm
Here's my shitty 24 spoof

All the episodes link you to the Newgrounds which it's hosted on, but have fun watching it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:07, archived)
# i cant watch it right now i am doing something else
i will later,okayshutup.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:11, archived)
# good christ you are fantastic and I will now love you forever
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:58, archived)
# I feel happy now
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:02, archived)
# I'm glad
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:02, archived)
# this is totally teh great
woo
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
MORE!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:29, archived)
# There's meant to be 19 more episodes!
I don't know how the writers do it!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:32, archived)
# DAMN THOSE TERRORISMS!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:36, archived)
# Kill it!! Kill it now!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:39, archived)
# Episode 7!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Now *that* is a plot twist.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:47, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT POO GUY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:29, archived)
# YOU MEAN GURGE BUSCH? LOLOL.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:31, archived)
# GURGE BUSH GON' TEK A CRAP!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:38, archived)
# YEAH, THEN HES GONNA EAT IT.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:54, archived)
# DOING A POO.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:31, archived)
# well...
people ARE strange!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:33, archived)
# I quite like that...
Makes me think I should do more of these...



Or maybe not...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:41, archived)
# Jack Bauer: Magician
Kid: "But the rabbit was in the hat already!"
Bauer: *Breaks kid's fingers*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:49, archived)
# I don't want to go to work

so I made this
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:21, archived)
# heh. wales is a little off...
...but 'leaks' is probably valid if you want to starve them and have them perform double sexual duty.

and what about the isle of man?!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:24, archived)
# Nah anal leakage is what we like to see over here ;-)
.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:41, archived)
# Are you that poo guy with a new username?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Certainly
not
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:44, archived)
# That guy kinda made me laugh.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:46, archived)
# Me too.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:53, archived)
# Yo.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:08, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:10, archived)
# :D
you love teh midi
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:11, archived)
# Carnally.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:15, archived)
# Cyril Connerly?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:21, archived)
# No, semi-carnally!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:23, archived)
# *whistles outro*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:27, archived)
# *looks for the wide valley*
Carol's ...wide...valley.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:21, archived)
# i see nothing's changed since i was there last. good.
though maybe we're to infer that the welsh drink urine for sustenance and eat ass for sexual pleasure. that would make sense and it conforms to the standard of the other countries in the order presented.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:46, archived)
# That's a large amount of inferring
no?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:48, archived)
# it's that or the welsh remain inscrutable.
and no-one wants that.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:52, archived)
# NOT EVEN THE CHINESE.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:53, archived)
# We like being incomprehensible
especially to each other
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:57, archived)
# the chinese government officially refuses to recognise wales.
it's led to many an embarrassing international incident at the UN, and no nation is sure how to proceed. every time welsh ambassadors are presented to the chinese, the chinese officials cover their eyes and run about screeching 'i can't seeeeeeeeeeeee you!'
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:57, archived)
# how can they not reconnize whales?
THEY'RE FUCKING HUGE
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:50, archived)
# It's the blue whale again!
Yay!!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:00, archived)
# I love demograhics
and will quote from this at parties until everyone kills themselves.
Leaks and Anal sounds like a canal.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:40, archived)
# Just as I thought...
Us Northern Irish are so cocking ace we don't need a demographic!
Hoo-haw!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:46, archived)
# 100% Fact
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:52, archived)
# But how can all those gays have missionary?
I put it you that your little picture is very off.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:14, archived)
# your missing a few names on your list.
yuo shuld add
Rapitninui
Gronkpan
tahkcalb
and
doctor dyslexia
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:52, archived)
# um

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:49, archived)
# I live just east from Leaks'n'Anal
As long as the wind blows west it's a lovely area :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:09, archived)
# Isle of Mann, you say?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 8:17, archived)
# hah
thangyew

I should really add Northern Island too but I don't know what they eat/shag like
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)
#
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

just something to stimulate your appetites in the wee hours, or for breeakfast.

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:14, archived)
# Feet or flippers?
 
The way forward or the way back?
 
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:17, archived)
# progress always goes in reverse.
still at work?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:19, archived)
# At the computer, with the doors locked and a mask on.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:27, archived)
# gimp night is the best night of all!
more annoying insomnia here, but i've been constructive and am building stuff, so no worries.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:30, archived)
# Please tell me it's a Point Break-style Richard Nixon mask.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:32, archived)
# Heh.
 
Just a dust mask (for the fumes) - but a Nixon mask would be much better, yes.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:37, archived)
# [aicmfp]
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:35, archived)
# bag of stink.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:40, archived)
# I loved those games
the only decent FPS for the Mac back in the day
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:00, archived)
# More late night sex romping
I booted into Unix specially to grab this file outta my backups. It's an old Blender thing I did, but never finished.



Vaginacooch and papnorks are blurred for SFWness, but if you have the quicktime plugin you can see the whole bitch by clicking here (use the timeline to spin the bitch)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:42, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:50, archived)
# You're not the first to say that.
The face is a bit butch, innit?

But that can be excused, it was the first ever biological mesh.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:00, archived)
# Avert your eyes...

...for the uncensored version.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:57, archived)
# ATTENTION ALL MOTHERFUCKERS
I'm doing a cover/remix competition for twelveangrymen - any suggestions?

My ideas:

Love is a Battlefield by Pat Bennatar

I Want You by Marvin Gaye

Gimme Dat Nut by Easy E
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:10, archived)
# Competition?
 
Does that mean there'll be.. a prize?!

How about "I LOVE HORSES"?

and how do you propose to run a competition on a collaborative site, hmmm?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:16, archived)
# anyway, I've just about finished a new sequence to post.
 
Baroque hip-hop, y'all.
 
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)
# Sweeet.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:24, archived)
# The prize is honour.
I Love Horses is fucking perfect!

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Kallus did a pretty sweet mix, ages ago:
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:24, archived)
# Shit, I remember that now.
Oh well, there's still plenty of room to move.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:44, archived)
# Tarzan Boy- Baltimora
Duke of Earl- Gene Chalender
Space Jam theme- The Space Jammers
Queen Bitch- David Bowie
Jawbreaker- Modest Mouse
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:20, archived)
# The Space Jam theme will be the next one.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:38, archived)
# awesome.
I already did a remix of the duke of earl and tarzan boy.
thedukeisafaggot.ytmnd.com/
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:58, archived)
# THIS HAS GOT ME COMPLETELY FUCKING PUMPED RIGHT NOW. OH YES.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:03, archived)
# Every song by the Talking Heads needs a cover.
You could make those songs better.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:25, archived)
# Hmmm.
I'd have a song ready to enter for that, too.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:27, archived)
# 'i don't love you' by the dishrags.
it needs to be covered. be the first!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:36, archived)
# Tell me why.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:13, archived)
# You don't like Mondays?
You wanna shoo-ooh-ooh-oooh-ooooh-ooooot, the whole day down.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:15, archived)
# I'm not crazy about 'em, no.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:19, archived)
# s/he looks good so far.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:31, archived)
# She has
the biggest flaps ever!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 9:22, archived)
# for da5id...






(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:39, archived)
# yes, more please.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:42, archived)
# *stares*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:42, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:43, archived)
# i'm in love with this woman
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:28, archived)
# Ooh!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:01, archived)
# ska goes mental!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:28, archived)
# looks like
an 8-bit version of Langhorne's ant
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:56, archived)
# Cracking tits, eh Gromit?
 

 
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:06, archived)
# *wags ears and eyebrows†*
[† Another case of missing trousers... and pants too]
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:17, archived)
# Bada-boom, bada-bing.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:27, archived)
# Why yes.

Yes I am.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:24, archived)
# FILTH!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:27, archived)
# haha
most woo good sire, most woo.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:27, archived)
# Cheers
 
This week's piss-poor efforts will be brought to you by Dulux.

Mmmm, paint.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:30, archived)
# heh.
over an hour and no-one added a great flopping dong?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:28, archived)
# Oh, why not.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:57, archived)
# his films will get more 'polished' as time goes on...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:52, archived)
# Who knows, one day he might even find some talent.
I like the text changes.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 4:11, archived)
# Maybe he'll find it in the slammer.
With all this tax fraud shit going on, the boy's behind bars soon.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 4:14, archived)
# Thass totally woo

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 4:41, archived)
# PKD
Was rather inventive, huh?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 4:41, archived)
#
Hi, hope you had a nice weekend. I got a lot of shopping done, and of course had fun doing so. Oh my, I just love shopping. I could do it every day if it were not so expensive...LOL. Im at work now and getting ready to head to lunch. I will be making a video for you tonight, and I cant wait to get it up for you so you can watch. A while back I cheated on Jay without him knowing. I had a really large cock fuck me and made a video of it, and am going to let him watch it tonight while we make a video. Im gonna watch it also while he fucks me, so I can tell him how much bigger this guys cock was...and of course, how much better the other guy fucked me. He did indeed fuck me good...god was that cock big. I think he fucked me for about an hour too....seemed that long anyway. The video is almost 40 minutes long. My pussy felt soo good with that huge cock in me, mmmmm...it was rubbing every little bit of my pussy inside, and of course hitting bottom everytime he went in. I know some of you have been asking for a video where I cheat, so this is the one for you. Its gonna be exciting...hope you like it. Im also going to hit the gym for a good workout tonight. Ive gotta get back to working out like i was there..especially during these holidays. Boy is it easy to eat a lot. :). Well, have a great day...and dont forget to come see me tomorrow night for my cam show. Hope to see you there. The dirty little housewife, Amber...Mua
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:37, archived)
# Are you mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ad?

Nice story, by the way. I hope you are as properly appreciated as it sounds you are!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:00, archived)
# Oh, you crazy fuckslut!
What madcap hijynx will you get up to next?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:04, archived)
# IM GONNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:11, archived)
# HIT A HOME RUN.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:13, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:38, archived)
# terrible situation, that.
bald is sexy, but wesley snipes is not sexy. my worldview is in tatters.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:26, archived)
# sleepy bored time
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:20, archived)
# Hurrah for dog eggs!
Make sure to sleep on them and keep them warm or the might not hatch.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:21, archived)
# A robotic version of the Def Leppard drummer
collects canine deuces?

I feel enlightened.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:24, archived)
# And I want
And I need
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:41, archived)
# THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 4:43, archived)
# THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 7:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:31, archived)
# that's my new desktop image
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 4:41, archived)
# that's great.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:23, archived)
# okay one more

though reposts seem awfully lame
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:50, archived)
# but they give us all oppurtunities to repost our crap
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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:54, archived)
# Or things that didn't work out as well as one hoped.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:57, archived)
# the chick on the left...
looks like she's playing the bongos
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:00, archived)
# Or trying to cough one up.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:06, archived)
# with you on that one
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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
# Now showing
a ring of confidence.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:57, archived)
# i love yuo microwave.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:48, archived)
# EVERYONE SHOULD BE SHOT FOR EVERYTHING
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)
# But who will shoot the shooter?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# the police
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# and I will continue shooting the police
job done
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# Ken Dodd
AICMFP
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# Dick Cheney.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:57, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)
# It's Dick, the face shooter.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:01, archived)
# It's dick face, the shooter!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)
# but he tells teh truth
they did not run, they faded.

/pendant blog
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:56, archived)
# how dare you undermine the pure ironic hilarity of that picture.
??
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)
# I dare because i can.
and not least of all coz i am 6 foot 4 built like a brick shithouse and carry a gun*
















*the bit about the gun may not be true
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:07, archived)
# OK. They can run, but they can't hide.
Peel that sticker off. I guarantee they're hiding back there.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:58, archived)
# Hah!
These have always made me wonder if they are half-assed stickers for a half-assed sentiment.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:14, archived)
# That's 'cuz it was made in China.
How best to show your patriotism, hm?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:30, archived)
# I like your thinking
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 5:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:37, archived)
# philosophical!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)
# aah philosophy
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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)
# hmm
woo
but shouldnt that screen be blue?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:39, archived)
# myndpyss!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:41, archived)
# ah yes
but you bothered to shop it
so i would say about even
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:41, archived)
# surely

Hmm...the transparent bits have gone black, sod it, you get the idea.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:40, archived)
# BLEEEEEEEEEE!


(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:43, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahha
*breathe*
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*dies*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:44, archived)
# I think Im going to join in the gay shift more often
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:46, archived)
# Now you have said this, you are ours forever.
forever
forever
forever
forever
forever
forever
forever
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:49, archived)
# Oh Noes!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:21, archived)
# Teehee
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# hahahahahhahahaha.
good god.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:52, archived)
# hahaha!
more death!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:20, archived)
# he told you not to touch his mascara
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...now he's cross
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:36, archived)
# heheh!
 
woo! cats in cosmetics.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 4:43, archived)
# tommy faye!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:20, archived)
# What if...
... mathmaticians were allowed to design motivational posters?
Bezier

I know, I know, I should have gone to bed about 3 hours ago. Sorry.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:29, archived)
# NURB!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Dude. B-Spline.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:23, archived)
# Hermite, but I won't!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:29, archived)
# The unweildy hammer of the clone brush is dusted off for use once more
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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:23, archived)
# yikes
!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Now I am going
to have the weirdest nightmares ever.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:31, archived)
# NOW you will
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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:37, archived)
# shitting christ
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:38, archived)
# what in jesus's bathtub??
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:56, archived)
# Fecking woodlice
Get just about EVERYWHERE!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:33, archived)
# peer into the soul!
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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:18, archived)
# Looks like my uncle
In a mong way
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:33, archived)
# What a silky soft beard
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:38, archived)
# She uses oils
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:41, archived)
# Snake oils?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:45, archived)
# Didn't look so bad until I optimized it to under a meg
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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)
# it's still lully!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:10, archived)
# but it used to be so smooth and colourful
*sulks*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:15, archived)
# whoa.
trippy.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:11, archived)
# that
flashy thing is pretty, i may or maynot be slightly stoned atm
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 3:00, archived)
# fast, too fast for me right now.
but good stuff.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 6:10, archived)
# Festive hat tiem!
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A festive spin on this.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha!
Dance, you pudding-head!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:53, archived)
# xmas hat?
african laydee's hairy boob with an infected nipple and spunk on....

:D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 1:55, archived)
# aieeeeeee!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)
# I share his enthusiasm
That is ultimate woo.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:28, archived)
# Dance!
Woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:36, archived)
# This is good and I feel happy to have witnessed it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 2:36, archived)

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