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[challenge entry] Big Cock Little Cock
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Bindun.
But Not Like That.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Wrong way round?
Or is that intentional? is embarrassed at children's tv knowledge

edit: I was refering to the cocks.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Well to them they will be the same size...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
# t
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahaha.
That's just silly. Woo.
It's also about 25kB too big for a still image. Moar optimisation plz.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# [insert appropriate Back to the Future gag here]
hehehe
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Shave the cheerleader shave the world
Woo
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Heroes-related pfffffffffffffft
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable. Please do your best to keep filesizes as small as you can, because not everybody has access to broadband. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# MMMMM!
HAY GUISE THIS IS RLY GOOD COPYPASTA!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# no point in telling people to read the faq, they never do
i'm going with a new tic-tac
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Yes?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Repost alert
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# aceness! *buys*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# meet my robot, awesomo
W/h/y
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# This is a great graph! i loves it!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:) :) :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha.
NEW FROM GILLETTE:

TWIN DOUBLE PIMP-HAND DISCIPLINE NUNCHAKU SWORD TRIPLE METEOR COMET HOLY LASER SUPER KICK STONE COLD STUNNER RAMEN NOODLE GOMU-GOMU CANNON DEVIL SPIRIT GUN DRAGON PUNCH HADOKEN RAZORRRRR. WITH ADDED FUSIONNNNNNNN.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# WHOOSH BANG POW
BUY OUR PRODUCTS AND YOUNG LADIES WILL CARESS YOUR CHEEKBONES.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# iRaq
Probably been done before.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# yawn
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Watch out for the wave..
.. of iGLASSCOCK images
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I must make one of those
for future occasions
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# 'nings
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# what an extravagant cock
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# theres a a male chicken made from glass next to me in that picture too
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ha ha!
that's hideous!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Wow,
you're all still as fucking pleasant as I remember
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, don't be a pussy.
I'm in a flamey mood today :)
It's all the 4chan.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# English, motherfucker!
Do you speak it?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# hallo
there
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Yello.
Right, dinner's ready. Back in a few years.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# grumpy guts
have a nice dinner
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# 4chan makes /talk look like a vicars coffee morning
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# i was trying to start a chevron, and you spoiled it
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
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#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Wait, what?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# not really*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# FP NOW!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# JINX
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Yes, fraid so...
...and a fairly decent excuse for a pearoast
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# you are all cunts
nice pic, nice try, be nice
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# ^this^
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# this was your 3000th post
nekkid tiem
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i'm glad my 3000th post
contained the phrase "you are all cunts"

:)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# The ipod bandwagon is one of the few which has actually exhausted every single possible option.
But well done, anyways :D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# i've got a terrible headache
and i didn't even drink last night :(

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# well...
grab a bottle of booze then
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Yay for small fluffy things in people's hands!

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# oh yes
he's really enjoying that faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# that is
nauseatingly cute.

look at the paws/feet/tentacles/whatever

(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# most definately
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# lol
being cold blooded and all
nicely shopped, i must have missed it first time round
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# is he being hypnotised?
nice one
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# haemoroid?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# to put a picture up...
[img src="http://urlofyourpicture.jpg" /]

with greater than instead of ] and less than instead of [
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# er...
<img src="URL">

edit: ooh I saw that
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Pearls
for swine.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# How irregular.
Kaiser is not normally retard.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# maybe he doesnt want to hot link
or something :o)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# (:
:)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# board pensioners
are often unaware of the /links board
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# you young
rapscallion!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# 4 days
until your fifth b3taday grandma :D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *checks*
ooh you are right. Better get my hairnet out now so the curls with be just right for the big day.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# \o
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# how odd!
I like the reference to Ender's Game.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# he/she is posting the txt link intentionally i'd wager
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# sorry kaiser
*ignores*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# You're
missing out.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# What, no lightbulb?
Haven't seen a post from you in bloody ages.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# NING
rps? Real Product Sunday?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I find this disturbing
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# also
disturbed
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *buys*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Like Sofas.
0% Interest, Nothing Up Front, Pay in 2009.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# authentic squeeking lol
is there any other kind :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Squeaking with an 'a', surely ;)
nice pic too
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# In homage to back of Sunday newspaper adverts...
Spelling may bare no relation to real words.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# i tried that at school
never worked :)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# The 'a' from squeeking
is hiding in seapage.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# it also explains the 'i' and 'e' swapped in leisure and receive then as well ;)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# First post in ages

It needs a name. Great Crested Vagadillo
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Great crested Vagadillo?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# haha ^This!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Thems isn't lady bits, though granted thats what I thought of too when I was shopping it
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Looks like mimsy,
smells like mimsy...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# yet it tastes like elephant
how odd.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# *inserts member*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Pffft!
How rare!

There's a lion's face in the grass above it.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# haha
I can see that! woo to the pic
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# indeed there is
the vagadillo should start running now
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# can it be milked?
SCEINCE needs to know.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Wet concrete, had to.

Not the best quality... sorry
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Immortalized in solid rock.
Lovely.

Well, I'm off to bed. Night all.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Imortalised
solid cock.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# CEWCC!
Crudley Etched Wet Concrete Cock! WOO!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Filth
;)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# what makes me smile is that
2000 years from now, tony robinsons great great great great great great grandson will be doing a whole program trying to uncover the meaning of this
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# if the concrete is part of
a "high status building" it is probably "ritual"
Time Team translation service here
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# A quick tribute before I go out
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# that is fantastic! :D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Ver nice
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# i'm freeee
excellent work mr toast
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# needs more same-as-the-rest
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I'm sorry
I'll try and put less variation in future ones
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# V nice
me like
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Ach...I saw it and had to!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Stamp on them
HARD

:) 'ning
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# awww
yay =D
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I am in ur bedz
havin ur dreems
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Kittens!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Aaaawwwwww sweet
'Ning all
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Kittinz!
Oooh, lully!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Awwwwws!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Yay!
I want them.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# just a minute...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# One for the ladies


'ning
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
'ning. woo. etc.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I think the kebab meat to the left
disagreed with him
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I think the CDC jutting out of his chest
disagreed with him.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I think he's just about to give it a big hug
The blood is just poorly applied lipstick
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# phits stuhck hon mwhy tnung
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I think I may have got the wrong end of the stick with the Google walker thing in the newsletter...


But it was a good excuse to try and make something walk in Image Ready.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Wow, slow board.
But Woo to the pic.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Watch out people!
A big walking circle-stick thing!

Is anyone here?
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hehe
Kinda cool
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *shock*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I'm sure she's loving his spuds.
Woo and yay. Excellently done.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# this bloke always reminds me of norman tebbit.
pfft.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# When did McDonalds get
posh cutley
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# When there was a guy holding a pitchfork that resembled a fork
That's when
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Aaaah then
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# This has been in my head for a while

Apologies for the crude drawing but i needed to get it out of my head
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# I don't understand
Did he step on it?

Edit: Ah, I see
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Pfft!
ArYELPf.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# I liked the part
where he sodomized the dog with his blind stick.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# All sticks are blind.
Fact
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# All facts are blind.
100% Stick
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for compo
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Surprise!
Arf!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)
# bats

I made the bat model and this animation to try it out
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:34, archived)
# I see a Bat
But it looks nothing like my ex wife............
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Bats!
Nice job.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Nice flaping!
All looks good to me.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)
# really fantastic!!
:o)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:42, archived)
# good stuff.
and like the bats, i'm now to bed.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Gaaaaah
They're after my toe nail collection!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:43, archived)
# nice battage
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# excellent flappage
have a flying woo
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Achtung!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gut!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:33, archived)
# i'm illiterate in germanese.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)
# For those without a degree in babelfishology
It translates thus.....

"Hauptman! I can smell curry!!!"
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:58, archived)
# hahaha!
so wrong yet funny.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Yeah.
Hilarious.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 9:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:24, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahah
brilliant. the last picture is wonderful.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:25, archived)
# pfft.
What a sick kitten...

Good stuff.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I REALLY really like this
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:26, archived)
# hahaha!
good stuff, mr. hat.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Hah, made me giggle, thank you sah
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Hahahaha. The little perv.
I remember a mate of mine sending me a shite load of files, and he accidentally sent some of his missus doing some quite interesting things!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:31, archived)
# hahahaha
:o)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:41, archived)
# DAAAAMN!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# yay
this be sweet as
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Nawty kitenz
Woo!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# luvin' teh fluffeh
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# In Cinemas April 6th


It better be in cinemas april 6th or my birthday will be ruined :(
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:15, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:16, archived)
# That's good.
I like how you add Borat to other films to achieve humourous results.

More please.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:17, archived)
# i ran out of ideas five minutes ago
...
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Oh.
fooey.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 8:22, archived)

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