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# quick &seamy

story here.. news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6599139.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:44, archived)
# michael palin and rik mayall?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Crikey!
You're right!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)
# bumshaften?!?
that is now my word of the week :D

very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:47, archived)
# ja ja, bumshaften mit de vaseluber!!
Ist gut ja?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# ja, ist gut
shhh! :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:55, archived)
# mit? no time for mit!
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# o_O
*not-spluffs*

edit: i made a boo boo!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# i thought spluffing was a male thing?
bah, dirty edit button
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:58, archived)
# hhhahahahhaha...messy pup!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's the JML bit that does it
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:00, archived)
# ill take three
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:00, archived)
# This
is fucking great!

*covets*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:00, archived)
# he doesn't need
the sort of encouragement :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:00, archived)
# ooo i read a few of them once
they wer'nt half bad actaully
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:47, archived)
# *agrees strongly
taught me all i know about racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# it was ages ago
i dont remember a thing about them, i just have memories of enjoying them a little
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# when i was a little girl
my granny used to buy me the Twinkle annual for Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:55, archived)
# i used to get all the beano and dandy annuals
i was always very disapointed when they only took a day or so to read, rather than the whole year like the name suggested
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Did it have Japs,Nips,Darkies, and Nazi bastards in it?


*Apologises for crude slang (all words used in 1970's pre political correctness era Commando books)
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# just girly stories
as far as i can remember...my gran was trying to turn me into a girly girl...*strop*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Taught me
why God let us win the war against THE FILTHY HUN -lies down, takes tablets
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:55, archived)
# This^
and why us England people are teh bestest
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:00, archived)
# as Stan (or was it Kyle?) said...
'What is WRONG with German people?'
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Inherent genetic evil
hhahahahaahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:49, archived)
# This reminds me of the amount of gay nazi pictures I've seen.
And schrodinger.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Dear God
that is almost as disturbing as the dutch link.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# XD That's just something I nicked from 4chan.
I nicked other ones as well.

I only save the SFW ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Prince Harry?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# You say that to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# So
does Wills
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Arf!
Nazi-ism Hello Kitty style ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# BATTARU ROYARU
Nice name.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/Maz_Cleocatra/1174291366634.jpg
I have some BR shounen ai as well...

The above may be NSFW, so exercise caution.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Nice work!
I'd love to see the BR stuff if I may :)

/would end up as desktop material
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:59, archived)
# I've not drawn any of this. I've just nicked it all off 4chan
img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/Maz_Cleocatra/1139693893033.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Nice!
Kawada san looks ace there, even if it is slightly homoerotic :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Mein gott! Ich habe Gebumshaftenspielengescheisse!
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)
# ah I know this one!
Black Forest Gateau!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:56, archived)
# "Gebumshaftenspielengescheisse" hahhahhahhahhahhhhhh
hahhhahhahhahhhahhhahha
*breathes


hahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha

*cardiac arrest
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Bastwank!
Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Haha
Bumshaften ? Did you mean Bumzen ?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:21, archived)
# COMMANDO COMICS
f t w !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 1:28, archived)
# since we're being catty...here's Sorrel
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:42, archived)
# why am i looking at you're cat
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Why am I looking at your apostrophe?
you're your
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:44, archived)
# why am i looking at your nazi
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)
# you are a cat?
/pedant

'edit' how rude, your cat is lully
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:45, archived)
# *shakes head*
i've obviously taught him nothing :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)
# what else you got to do?
it's ten to 12 on a sunday night?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:49, archived)
# nuffin
could go down da park an drink some cider, innit, but can't be arsed cos i ain't got no money
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Strongbow
or White lightning?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:58, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
im afraid to say im a strongbow person
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:05, archived)
# magners is ok
although pimms was also ok last night :) mmm...numbness :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:07, archived)
# mein fluffuhrer!
*gives salute*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)
# huh ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:52, archived)
# I hate it when
she does that
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# random playing
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:41, archived)
# You need to find a way
of drawing the eye between the star and the inner dotted circle thing.

'cos that makes it all swirly... top woo.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# i didn't even see it as an eye
i see that now ... good suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Dankje
Make it big, and purple, and scary!!!

Or... something.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:50, archived)
# i hope you dont mind, but im a bit bored this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:54, archived)
# heehee
excellent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:02, archived)
# urban fluff
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:34, archived)
# So do I
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Kittens again!


Better here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:37, archived)
# FLUFFBLAST!
Can I have one?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Perhaps.
They're currently called:
Young Nasty Man
Ensefirum
Satan's little helper
Sam
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Should have called one wonderboy to go with young nasty man.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:40, archived)
# We have no wonderboy.
Only his archrival and nemesis.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Satan's little helper?
How can something so cute and fluffy be evil?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:46, archived)
# My brother named that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:49, archived)
# The fluff!
yay for kittins.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:38, archived)
# They're amusing to watch as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# known as a "knot" of kittins
for evident reasons
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Fluffeh tiem!
yay
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:40, archived)
# you will obey the fluffi tiem
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:45, archived)
# aaaAAAAaaw!
night all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:41, archived)
# G'night!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# 'night
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Kittinz!
Woo! We heart fluffeh tiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Awwwww!
Kittins!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:44, archived)
# The adventure begins...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Haha,
Awaits comic
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I doubt I could come up with enough ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Smurn!
Woo and Yay, in no particular order
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)
# yya owo?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:35, archived)
# If you like,
though I was thinking owayoy
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:37, archived)
# bastwanks alter ego?

i cant help feeling sorry for nad boy, and his inferiority
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:35, archived)
# He is not inferior,
just retarded a giant bollock retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:37, archived)
# i never looked at it like that
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:37, archived)
# By day he is millionaire
John Bastwank, but when crime calls he is Bollock Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:37, archived)
# "Stop being crime!"
"No!"

"SPECIAL MOVE: TEABAG!"

"MURRURGHR!"

"Nooooooo!"

or something
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)
# ever searching ways to defeat his arch nemesis
Betty Swollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Well, that's a load of bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:47, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Challenging Fwaps


Click for bigger (137KB)
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:17, archived)
# im sorry, but that is NGEFW
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Not good enough for wanking
?
(The Director of Directing, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:26, archived)
# *hands over 5 shiney pound coins*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:30, archived)
# *spends*
(The Director of Directing, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Oi, I sussed it too, and at pretty much the same time.
And I didn't need it verified!

Damn your injustice!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:32, archived)
# *chucks 3 grotty 20 pences and half a twix*

its all i have left
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Twix?
AWESOME!

I can fit twix things in my mouth sideways, hell yeah!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Hah, brilliant.
They should have that in the links board.
NSFW
I made this!
NGEFW - that would basically condemn it to no views though.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Woo
OK all you good ppl of B3ta, and the ones that aren't, Time for beddybyes. I shall dream of you all in my nightmares and ironic whimsies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:25, archived)
# dont forget
the iconic mimsies!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Sharon Stone? Britney Spears?
I don't know exactly what type of mimsy should be deemed 'iconic'.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Night night,
Dream of what I've taught you today, young padewan!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:27, archived)
# That
Left over right and under, right over left and under, right?

I know my reef knots. And I'll try and pretend to be young.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Good boy
But I meant the other stuff I taught you... you know, with the instructional pictures? That the nice Dutch people made for you.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Sorry I broke the dutch people
They were too innocent and not flexible enough.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Oh come on
you haven't forgotten the link already? Or did you just not click on it?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I see no link
And I'm off as i have to climb all the way up to my loft to get much deserved kip.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:36, archived)
# awww
toodles, sleep well!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:38, archived)
# last one for the mo
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Does she do requests?
EDIT: *gets mind out of gutter*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:11, archived)
# When
you are the Moon...
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:11, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)
# pfft
Buzz Aldrin, dancing on m'face
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:18, archived)
# needs more cdc
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:53, archived)
# You may not like me for this, but I feel a small celebration is in order.
To go with my half b3taday

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:09, archived)
# uuurrrggghhh
*fits*
*spits*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:11, archived)
# My eyes, my eyes
Aaaargh... what's happenin' to me ?!
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I think we should all go and have a cold shower...


Click for bigger (67KB)
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:08, archived)
# *squints*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:09, archived)
# just remember
to clean the glass afterwards.
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone for a cup of shit? I'll put the kettle on.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# (to frozen banana) : see what you've started
just look at that caption
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Holy shit... meme on the horizon?
I'm sorry guys!

(Yet secretly proud)

Hmm, was this inspired by my shijtie adventures? Or is it entirely Gillian McKieth based?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:02, archived)
# sorry, it's just a Gillian thing
First time I looked at the board was in posting it

edit: that is such a disturbing link, I may have to leave my hot chocolate unfinished and have a lager instead.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I like the way you had to look for the link after becoming aware of it...
I should carry a health warning like on fag packets.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:12, archived)
# You mean decaff?


There was a reason I posted that. For some reason i can't see the connection now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Aaaah
woo.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:05, archived)
# For some reason when I see the phrase 'bean rape'
Rowan Atkinson springs to mind!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:08, archived)
# now that is just sick - even for b3ta standards!
take some pills and see a shrink quick!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:09, archived)
# It was the pills that got me there in the first place!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
# yay for prescription drug abuse!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:26, archived)
# And I thought I'd never hear that phrase again
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Haha, I lol'd
I'm lolling so hard.


I can imagine it taking place right now, it's hilarious!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I think it was the teddy that did it to him!
Or his quiet laydee friend with a strap on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Oh the turkey
that he got stuck on his head once.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:25, archived)
# uuurrrggghhh-GAK!
you've broken the interweb - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:04, archived)
# WARNING- PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# lol
He loves it the dirty bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
#
Animal Spanking (sfw)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# The very fact that you know that link
Makes the baby Jeebus cry
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)
# 'clicks link hesitantly'
'Is now bemused'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:57, archived)
# What. The. Fuck....
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I've seen JJ do worse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Tru dat
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:06, archived)
# That is
hilarious
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:15, archived)
# What's he done / going to do?
And what font is that?

also: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# the font is
"bobcat" i think i got it from dafont.com
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Hmm, it seems you've recently directed this at me
Whyyyyyyy?

(yes, yes, oh yes, the rolled up newspaper, mmm!)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# errr
couldnt think of any applicable comment to your dutch link below :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Well,
I'm waiting for the newspaper!

It's your own fault for clicking...
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# its like the amish computer virus
operates on the honour system, so you'll just
have to spank yourself i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# That;s what those nuns always told me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:58, archived)
# pffft
is it saddistic to tie up a masochist and refuse to hurt them?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Lemon party!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# ARGH MIND BLEACH
Oh wait, its lemon's having a party. Aww thats lully
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Ooh
juicy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Awww
And 'ning sexy miss
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# 'ningles gorgeous!
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha
fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Yay!
*dons yellow hat*
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Aww,
why must you dissapoint me so?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# yay for NSFW humour
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)
# yay!
look at them party!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Just found this :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Yes yes yes
chop it in pieces !
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# i want to be a samurai
i wouldn't chase no fruit or nothing, promise
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Thank you
for bringing lemon party to my awareness - worst google search result ever!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# hmm
try searching for beschijtmij

or just www.beschijtmij.nl

Or... don't, but I just had to prove you wrong that lemon party the worst google search result ever, 'cos trust me, I just told you what it really is... though... don't do it.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Why!!!!
Did I click that link? pass the mind bleach..
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# What is it? I haven't clicked and I have a delicate stomach
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# All you need to know is..
Don`t do it kids!
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:51, archived)
# No
don't


It's too beautiful to be seen, so just trust me, don't.


(The reason I say it's too beautiful is because if I said 'It's disgusting' [which it is not!] people would click out of curiousity, but if I say it's too beautiful, "Oh, okay then..." and they'll just move on...)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# www.beSCHIJTmij.nl
may tell you a little.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Yes, it's 'be'
as in 'bedazzle' and IJ is pronounced as ei or y or i_e.

So beschijt is... beshite and mij is, well.. I think we see where this is going.

So sorry for posting it; just I needed to show b3tards what real horror is... the occasional picture of an ugly bird is nothing on the shit I've seen. And vietnam vets think they're hard done by... hell, all they did was look after animals!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:56, archived)
# it is educational
not quite what you see on david attenborough
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Ah, you obviously haven't seen the extended versions
You have much to learn, young padewan.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:01, archived)
# funny germans
www.b3ta.com/board/7139555
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# they're Dutch..
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:02, archived)
# i know
i thought it was a traditional german hobby
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:11, archived)
# ok
you win
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Try goatse, meatspin, tubgirl etc
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:57, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# which is why
we create additional counter party propaganda, comrade
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!
no....

wait....

YAY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hurray!
That's MUCH sexier than the other one . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Still, not as sexy as 4dam party
'ningle lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Don't know if you were watching earlier
But were you aware that you were a twat? IT was written in really textity as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# what's that in Engrish?
EDIT: Oh yeah . . . I . . . err . . . have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:04, archived)
# I think he's really hiding his feelings for you:P
How's the weekend shaping up matey?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I didn`t get
an invite *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Haha
looks like a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Yay!
*clcik*
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I C WOT U DID THAR!
\^o^/
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# 'ningles matey
How're you and the nipper doing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:49, archived)
# We are fine thank you
:D

How's about you and the backpackers of Lahndahn?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Well we've still got that culute thing you've heard so much about.
Yeah all good. Almost finished the refurb, starting to look good. I also have 4 minutes till i finish work too:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Hey!
How did you get hold of my private tapes?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I'm in ur house
lookin at ur pr0n.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Ancient one from the days of psp5
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:37, archived)
# obviously and
inherently better than mine
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# 'peas'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:48, archived)
# bad droid. no biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I couldnt be arsed to
find a better terminator source pic...

'is mildly sad now due to lack of biscuit'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:54, archived)
# no no no
you get a biscuit. the droid in my pic doesnt get a biscuit -its mechanism is fecked
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Hahah
he turns into Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Arf!
for some reason I keep thinking Micky Rourke
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:43, archived)
# That is great
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Thankee!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Ha ha
Acetasteriffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:47, archived)
# 0_o
(dognutz, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:57, archived)
# politics.....gaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Arf
:))
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:08, archived)
# i'm sure the little fucker cost me a pools win

much as i hate doing it i know most people will need this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Bridgewater
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Oof!
g'night all. i'm knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:32, archived)
# aha
it was who i thought.

*shows age*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Ouch.
That wiki article is a bit creepy... too much emphasis on little details.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Willy


I know this is lame, but i made it to show people much younger than us
(jamezp1, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Awww
you left out haggis Aggie. She's as much a part of the tall, tall fable as Kim. And Kim's really fat and shouldn't be allowed to wear a skirt. And Aggie shouldn't be allowed to talk. I'm quite drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:29, archived)
# 500 people died because I made this picture. Another 1000 will die each time you look at it.
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:16, archived)
# *keeps f5ing
SOON IT WILL BE ME AND YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# her cankles are sexah
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Pfft!
Let the dying commence!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Ahahahaha, its you!
SHUYAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Arf!
Indeed it is!
/Gomen nasai!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Ooh, words
You're learning then?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Trying to wing 60 hours worth of lessons :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Christy.
Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Ah it's fine
I'm actually quite enjoying the whole thing, though it's a pain trying to remember stuff or pronounce it right.

/Japanese with a norn iron accent just isn't right
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha I would love to hear that
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I'm sure you've already seen
"Jim McDonald's quick guide to getting drunk and abusive and arrested in Japan"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Haha, oh yes, "that one"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:39, archived)
# they
died for a noble cause!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Turns on
F5 macro...
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:19, archived)
# ME LUV YOU LONG TAIM
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:21, archived)
# charlie
dimmock?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
↕this↕
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)
# You win
a pint of mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Is that charlie dimmock?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
*fantasises about Charlie Dimmock fighting in Vietnam*
Charlie don't surf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)
# *saves*
into nawty file
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:30, archived)
# *hacks into your nawty files*
Ooooh! You have taste! Don't like the one with the elephant though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:33, archived)
# TRUNK SEX!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Trunk sex is very under-rated
I'd like to have sex in every trunk there is, from American cars (because they're the only ones with trunks), to wooden storage furniture, to speedos.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Ah!
You obviously didn't spot the Rhino porn then

my dark suburban, speciality

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Your wasp porn fucking rocks though!
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:47, archived)
# 5000

edit: 6000 9000
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Dear lord
It's Jade Goodie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:24, archived)
# not ugly enough to be her
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Yes. Ugly enough to be her!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:46, archived)
# On a lighter note...


Click for bigger (191KB)
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:07, archived)
# That's great :D
She has a very thin leg.

Also, 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Having recently seen Grindhouse
I tend to think it's best if at least one leg is replaced by a chaingun/rocket launcher.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)
# your filters hid her mimsy
PAH!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:12, archived)
# CS3
mimsy-minder plugin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)
# oh noes
girl lady looks broked
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Let the nightmare begin
click (?KB)

mod edit: it's taking so long to load I can't even work out how big it is!
mod edit2: oh okay, just get yourself a better imagehost - imageshack are rubbish
(acidtrash, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:00, archived)
# That broke my internets in half
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:01, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:04, archived)
# that looks
a) like a whale's ribcage
b)no fun at all
c)not anything like a bunker
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:09, archived)
# plus everybody there only have two legs and one head
so they cant be b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:10, archived)
# ^This^
Where's the tea and toats?!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)
# d) no beer
duh!
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Nooes! it cant be.
The b3ta bunker would NEED the web! or there would be no web to love. Or post awesome shizz!
tehe.. shizz is a funny word.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 23:51, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:02, archived)
# HOW BIG?!
Edit: Fine! it's gone!

Another edit: kudos for having the patience to stare at that fucking mug's fucking mug for so long.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:02, archived)
# ive got a 3mm cock
have a look....
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:03, archived)
# It`s
much smallerer than mine!
(I helped save b3ta! dozack, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:10, archived)
# What in hell.!?
Ever heard of MAKING THE FILE SIZE SMALLER.



Even on an 8mbps line that made my router sob like a raped baby.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:05, archived)
# the nightmare of a massive image?
(pdjpdj, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Being John bitmap?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Blimey!
A bit big, but I respect anybody who can be bothered to do a mash-up of that poster
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Looks great
Reminds me of something i made a long time ago

(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 22:41, archived)

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