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# mimsy eh
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Piece of folded up A4?
Anyone else try that out of last month's FHM? Impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 6 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# It was like a list of MAN-SKILLS
in last month's FHM.

How to open a bottle with a sheet of A4 was one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 7 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I just clench my buttcheeks around the cap and yank on the bottle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# .
Don't buy FHM and then claim to have been made to look a fool, it's too late now.
(spankybumchunks, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# As well as refreshed by the beer!
Woo Yay!!!!!5
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 7 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Indeed.
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 6 May 2007, 23:52, archived)
# yay for incomprehensibly suspended flying grass/rock things
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# this reminds me of
MEGA-LO-MANIA

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Oh, yeah!
This ^^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 6 May 2007, 23:56, archived)
# it was my plan to have some little dude sitting on the edge fishing
but i got completely exhausted
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Very Roger Dean
but not so, also
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# holy fuck
now i know where all my clear-eyes went! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# hahaha
thats ace!
(Ricalicious, Mon 7 May 2007, 1:52, archived)
# AFGRRREAAFAAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# He did childrens parties between movies. Fact.*

*May not be fact at all.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:42, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# haha
clicks*

edit: should be fp'ed
edit edit: when are we gonna see some nice shiny new vectors?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:44, archived)
# love-lee
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Source? per-chance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# sure :
i cant remember where i found it so here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:58, archived)
# cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:09, archived)
# yay
ace
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
so did the klan!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# awww
white and black members together

what a fine demonstration of the harmony of diversity :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Haha! I love the facial expression!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# space humour
(matthewcr, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:10, archived)
# haha ace
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:11, archived)
# HAHAHA BRILL
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# that's the sweetest thing I've seen all day
!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:21, archived)
# yay
that makes me happy. hurrah
(matthewcr, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Thats effin lovely.
I love stuff like this!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:43, archived)
# oh how their little joke turns sour
when friendly alien rips him open and gorges on his guts, then comes hurtling towards the other two space mens, the last thing in their heart.. cold.. deadly fear followed by many teeth

haha, space exploration! we're doomed!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:45, archived)
# ARFAGE!
get that colored in fireworks, its great fun, like photoshop except less cerebral
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 May 2007, 0:02, archived)
# I clicked 'I like this'
Before it was on the Popular page.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 7 May 2007, 2:48, archived)
# with his sculpture smashed
domo decided to investigate the sharks disappearance


bigger
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# before I switch off...

Invasion of the body snatchers is starting in about half an hour on BBC1
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# gah! I was just about to go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:08, archived)
# has he looked under the bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# next to the helichopter
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Bastards. i said I was going to be an hour ago!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# be what?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# See! My typings gone now
And so am I night all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:07, archived)
# well we all say that
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I found this earlier:

my world has been changed
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# my, looks like a nice book
they all seem to be having so much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:46, archived)
# I did a lol
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# ROFLCOPTER
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# this image needs a horse added to it
the horse should be on fire, and pleased about the situation :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# done!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# OMG!! EQUINIS IGNEUS!!!
yay!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:47, archived)
# 

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@   @  @  @    @     @    @    @   @ @@  @ @     @
@@@@   @   @@@  @@@  @@   @    @@@@@ @ @ @ @  @@ @@@
@      @      @    @ @    @    @   @ @  @@ @   @ @
@     @@@  @@@  @@@  @    @@@@ @   @ @   @  @@@  @@@@
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# absofuckinlutely!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# mimsysplunt?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Have a Funky Sarkozy...
...he's celebrating being top Frog.
(AdrianJ, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# YAY
flid-arms!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# flids ftw!!!!!!!!!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# *reposts all the flid pics*
actually i cba
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Oh go on


you know you want to.
(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# definitely
legs, stumps, or no legs.

no problem
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# He could at least smile
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:45, archived)
# yay flid arms!


Click for bigger (83KB)
shhh im sleeping *snoozes*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# ah, yes. the french right's version of a
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# turn and face the strain
ch-ch-changes
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# ah yes, time trumpet
i love the little touches in that, like the second gherkin in the future london skyline
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:05, archived)
# first time i saw it i switched on
and it was the 'terrorism' one, didn't know what it was and couldn't believe the beeb let it go out :-)

"Terrorists surprised everyone by flying buildings into planes"
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Haha, yay!
Slightly different from flid arms but did anyone see this?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/6621331.stm
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# about a week ago
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Bah.
I read slowly.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I thought that was a joke at first
oh dear
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I could have used a CDC here... but Prezza would be more anguished at missing out on the beer.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:37, archived)
# you must ahve missed the memo
that source pic has been banned from photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:38, archived)
# And the internetz
Was it your birthday today?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# thursday
but i celebrated today, well, if by celebrate you mean eat a bit of cake and have some vodka after spending 5 hours in a car with a bored child
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# you need more chat up lines
you can't just keep asking modern kids if they like puppies
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:42, archived)
# i _could_ save time, and rape the puppies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Oh well
Happy 21st again:P If it's any consolation I had to put up with a loud pissed aussie stripping nekkid in the middle of the corridor and shoving a pill up his arse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha!
works quicker that way...apparently. I don;t really want to shove class A's up my arse to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Well you're not bloody well shoving them up mine!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# *sigh*
Oh Okay. But I want a cuddle afterwards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# out of luck. All i've got left is this mdma powder*
*I wish
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:56, archived)
# *gets the arse straw*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:58, archived)
# feltch-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:04, archived)
#
photoshop the internets
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Is it 2005 again?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Yes it is
You had a car crash and you're a Cop trying t5o decide whether you're in a khorma or not.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:48, archived)
# dyslexic slipped on a full stop and fell into a comma
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Trust me, being dyslexic
I know all the gags:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# i have trouble reading a page full of text
i've often wondered if there is something other than dyslexia that causes this, maybe i need glasses, but a piece of paper or a book mark always seem to help, but i read words and they dont like together to make a sentance sometimes
This makes me frustated
I'm tired and you don't need to know.
Yes
im going to bed... *sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Life on Mars
I was an extra in the first series of that!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Did you play the car?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:54, archived)
# WRONG
That's a half sized dog bottle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# From the BBC website
totally unshopped.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# spongfish
birminghams most deadly natural seafish
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# hehe
though judging by the doctor you might want a second opinion
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I remember a couple of years ago
someone got Sarah Kennedy to read that name out on Radio 2.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# That made me go 'hahaha'
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# LOUDERER!¬!!!!
stil teh bset
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that wins the internetz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahhaha
this makes me actually hear him
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# GORDANS ALIVE!?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# This anim always makes me think about Aphex Twin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Inspired by Serge


First animash.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# a giroctopus?
nice
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:30, archived)
# an octaffe
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# could have been
a squiraffe
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I prefer
Giropus.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:33, archived)
# If I had the inclination or the talent
I would animash a flea and a squid
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Go on, i tried
and i have all the talent of Peter Andre. I won it in a competition. Runner's up prize was Richard Madeley's toe nails.
(hakasin Where in shitting crikey is my nose?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# *wants one*
I love those Animash things, but not in a gay way.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:49, archived)
# nicely done!
i've just done my first animash today too! yours is a bit better than mine though, woo!
(Meta4, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I recognise that octopus!
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Sun 6 May 2007, 23:02, archived)
# little known animal fact no 1.

Some birds mouths contain pollen to attract insects*

* may not be entirely true
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# butterflies also cause natural disasters
so they deserve everything they get really
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Not the flutterby!
]
(doesn't deserve own thread after that ace FP)
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# *feels all seasick*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:27, archived)
# yargh!
this is what my tired eyes see *sleeps*

G'nite b3ta peeps n co!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# He looks like hes gonna boke!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# That's lully and I'm off to the land of nod*
*land of nod involves a glass of wine and the lsat of the Lucas/Wallians thing on ta telly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Before you go
and if mugatu is still about

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7478KCEsTc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:29, archived)
# :D
lookin' good Toasty!

EDIT: Bloody hell that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# I'm glad I stayed up for that! He seemed so sad as well.
Can I make one suggestion. There is a short film festival in Australia called Tropfest and this is the sort of thing that they'd yum up!

EDIT: You cocking show off:P

EDIT EDIT: here...
www.tropinc.com/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Night fella.
I am shortly off to be disappointed with Spiderman 3
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Be gentle on him:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Clucking Bell
that's absolutely fucking brilliant!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I have no idea what the donkey is going on, but you have all of the skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Fact
Some birds have great bodies
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I made a pretty :)

I tried to get the frog and the snake more the same colour for quite a while, but failed :(
EDIT: file size reduced
(qwisp, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# milkable?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# snake + frog =
snog.

& reptile + amphibian = non-milkable
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# i'll take two snogs please
and a packet of gravel

your pob picture is both one of the fun things i've seen and most disturbing.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Thats a biggun....and the snakog
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# my sister is going to be pissed off she spent a fortune on ivf to get him
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# tesco value ivf?
every little helps
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# proper guffaw.....
Spat tea all over my monitor...
hhahhahhahhhhhhhh
breathes


hahhhahhhhhhhhhhh
clicks woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# oops
I love the pause and staring at the arms at the nd
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# he isn't so much thrown
as agressively pulled away by a sudden burst of gravity

I'd suggest saying that to the authorities :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# are you a member of the
Campaign for
Nephew
Disarmament ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:15, archived)
# any excuse for a repost!
Woo!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# hello dave
how goes it?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:28, archived)
# not bad mate
how's texas?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:40, archived)
# NING
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# haha
CRICKET BAT SOLD SEPERATELY
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# The list of peripherals is endless
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha
quality
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# *buys*
*remembers there's no one to play footballcrickettennis with*
*sells on ebay*
*...*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's a very small footie ball!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# or very big cricket and tennis balls
/reasoning
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Now that would just be silly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# maybe it's a very large cricket ball
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# whats "outside" then?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Dunno...heard lady hummel tell the kids to go play
....outside?
to which the kids said "noooo mummy nooo, YOU hate US"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# she hates the US?
Well at least you married a woman with sense
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Haha! Now that's HD.
Nice tagging, by the way.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I think there's an echo in here

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# What ? Where ?
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# First it gets really loud, then goes quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# I think you mean
Bastwank
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# what?
what?
what?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# you took the words right out of my
Mouth
Mouth
Mouth
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# now why did i do this?

oh yes. sex with a camel.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# because you love the cock
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# especially camel cock
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# of course
what else?
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# that phallic camel face sort of gives me the fear
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# later in the museum
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# it was going to happen sooner or later
another work of art ruined
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
woo
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# That's the scene they cut out from Ghost:P
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# what did they do after they fired the clay?
'ningles mate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# erm, get a hard on
Lo matey. How's the night treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# not too shabby
ordered a pizza I can't afford, off to Aberdeen tomorrow for a week of work. Decided not to look at my bank account until pay day.
If i ignore it, it can't bother me
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# ignorance is bliss me old china!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# t'is
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# not bad! I am completely and utterly skint.
So instead of going out with my mates, i'm sitting at home drinking cheap booze and going on b3ta. Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:07, archived)
# i ignored my girlfriend and she went away
so i'd guess it's the same for debts
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# we can but hope
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I just had a barbie
And a guest, for some strange reason, gave me a curry that I nibbled a few bits from.

Had some of the curry as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# haha
YO BB

how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Gone I think
I think it's fast approaching beddybyes time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I know what you mean
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:22, archived)
# again
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# My mate had a barbie this afternoon.
I've been telling him all week not to bother as it was going to rain today.

I didn't go. It was pissing down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:19, archived)
# How dreadful!
A vandal
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# haha I love these
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Is he touching cock?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# hey there mister cabbage
lovely work as always!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# SEX WITH A CAMEL
There,first post,got that out of the way!
(Captain_Fishface, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# what track???
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7162042
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# sounds like gay house

;) well done mate

ooh it just went a bit breaky
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Released at the end of the summer. I hope you will be buying a copy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# O RLY?
good effort mate!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# haha ta
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# that's pleasing enough to the ears. nice!
what show was it played on?

*crosses fingers for Reggie and Fern in the morning*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Eddie Halliwell's show
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/eddiehalliwell/tracklistingarchive.shtml?20070427
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# both tracks are good
I look forward to hearing more :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# thanks! Not made any tracks for ages
The one that got played on radio one (The Crush) got signed to a label a year and a half ago, and it's still not out. It was taking so long I thought the label was screwing me around a bit and it kinda put me off making anything else. But they got back in contact recently to say it won't be much longer!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I'd offer my services for a video
but I'm a bit snowed under at the moment :D

I did a video for Bovaflux a while back which is massive in Bulgaria! :D
Really should get a copy up online sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# that's ok mate
I appreciate the thought! I'm not sure what i'd do with a video for it anyway, other than put it on my mpspace page
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Nicely done my friend
I do like your stuff. Makes me want to dig out the keyboards and fire up the sequencer again. But I won't. I waste half my life with tattyshop as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# thanks :)
To be honest i've not done anything for quite a while. But now this has come about (after all this time) it has given me another boost of motivation to make more tracks... that doesn't normally last too long though! I'm very impatient.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# FP
!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Way to go
Fool
This is for images ¬.¬
And now people will be too angry replying to this poast to see my 50 pence!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# For images you made yourself
Pots and kettles
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# This^ with knobs and bells.
'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# 'ning Ghostie!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# SHHHH!
Pipe down!
They don't know yet ¬.¬
Although, techincaly, I added the text myself
And I have made plenty myself.
Check the navy seal ¦]
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# TEXT
ON A PIKCHER OMG ROFLLOLS! !!111ELEVENTY11!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# *stab*
What what you boundah!
Back to my pipe I'd say old chaps!
Pip-pip, chocs away!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# And your first ignore too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# He's getting worse flaming on talk now
Why do these people never "watch the board" like they are told to?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# what? And follow the rules old chap?
I say, how terribly boring that would be for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:54, archived)
# probably wanted to post on the talk board
this one is for pictures
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# A good excuse to post this
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
a newsmash I did but was waiting for the board to slow down before posting
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# yay! mictomictomicto!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# hello sexy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# how's it going?
I'm getting slowly drunk on cider. WHAT A NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# i've just had birthday cake
and now i'm going to get slowly wasted on vodka :)
congrats on the music thing, you got a link to the track?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# You have? :O
I had one myself just recently :)
Brother's b-day
My mother makes the bestest chocolate cakes ¦D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# chocolate sponge with chocolate icing!
i was 32 on thursday, but this was the fist opportunity for cake

and i'm going to spend tomorrow watching dangermouse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# there's a clip on my *gak* myspace page
www.myspace.com/mrsoftuk

it's the one that starts playing automatically

EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# cool
i shall gird my loins and click
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Is it your day of bathing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# i bathe daily
unlike some
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# you're lovely
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
#
7
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# best ham so far!!
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# WHANKER
and on that note

im off to th pub

fuck chelsea too!
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Baby agrees.
you tit.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# 2 monthes to come up with that
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Do not pass /links
do not collect W00
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Have you met my dog?
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Have you worn out your webcam yet?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# not taken on the web cam,
A cannon EOS 300D I'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 6 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# The eye twitches and everything!
LOLz0rz

/stating the obvious
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:24, archived)
# hello mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:47, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wiggle nom, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# yoooooooooooooooooooooooooo muppet!
How much love can you give it, oh baby, you know, how much love.. uhuh yeah *chorus*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# ^ this
(atomkinder is deeply unfashionable, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# YEEHA
Ya gone an had yrself a good ol' fashioned rapin'.
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# country style!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:58, archived)
# IT'S MA TURN WIT TH' NEW BOY
Now squeal piggy, squeal
(horrid, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Make it your last :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Enough.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:32, archived)

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