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Boy? Girl? Boy? Girl?

I'm not entirely sure what the point of this was.
Something about how little it makes to turn then into the opposite sex...

I'm sorry

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:34, archived)

can i connect a 9v battery to your lip?

just to see what it does?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:36, archived)

You can try

but I only have my tongue pierced.

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:37, archived)

i thought that was you

ok....if that was you, could i connect a 9v battery......

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:39, archived)

oh go on then

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:40, archived)

cheers

*zaps*

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:40, archived)

Very weird

I honestly can't tell what it was originally

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:36, archived)

the chest gives it away

I got bored and hastily liquified

edit: actually its all shit

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:38, archived)

Im still not sure...
I'm gonna guess it was male.
Stunningly good shop.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:39, archived)

Huraah, you're right

although I wouldn't go that far about the shopping

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:41, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

***goes to the shower and scrubs vigorously***

/crying game blog

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Ratsta, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:37, archived)

damm, i just lost THE game

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:38, archived)

bahh :(

you cunt

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:38, archived)

fuck it

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:40, archived)

Hahaha

I stopped caring about that game ages ago.

Now I can laugh at everyone else's pain :)

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:43, archived)

It doesn't matter if you care about it or not

It's with you for life now

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:45, archived)

i was listening to the idiotic Jo Whiley the other day, and was tempted to text in

and get her to read out that everyone just lost the game, cos she reads any old bollocks out.....because she is shit

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:47, archived)

But I don't care if it's with me

so it may as well not be!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:49, archived)

i don't mind

i wouldn't do either of them.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:38, archived)

i am impressed by your shoppage

have a biscuit

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:52, archived)

I'm already very full

can I exchange it for cash value?

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:55, archived)

That 'bird' gives me the horn.

This is VERY wrong

(Londingham ., Mon 28 May 2007, 3:02, archived)

^this

bastard emos.

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:48, archived)

Tramp|Trap

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:04, archived)

EMO SCUM

but hey, all the world loves a ladyboy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:20, archived)

as a girl I'd fuck her up the shitter.

as a male, I'd probably do the same.

Edit: apologies if that's your friend. What's her telephone number?

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Muns, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:56, archived)

It's a he

but I'll gladly give you the number is you wish?

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Wiggle nom, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:20, archived)

Heh yeah

dial 1-800-google

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:33, archived)

they call them 'gurls' round these parts.

or 'bois'.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:06, archived)

Wisdom

cfb

Apologies for lack of hummus and/or cocks.

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:18, archived)

lol

wei wu wei

veh nice.

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:19, archived)

/backgrounds

what more can I say! Woo!
*edit* How is it scary?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:20, archived)

why

has he got numerous chelsea buns glued to his head in place of hair?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:22, archived)

Why would you

have numerous chelsea buns glued to your head in place of hair?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:27, archived)

to eat, of course

i'm borderline hypo-glaecaemic, pastry dependant...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:30, archived)

With wisdom

we answer our own questions...see?
It's a pastry dependant statue.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:32, archived)

lol

smartarse :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:33, archived)

because he is PUDdha

urgh, i thought for ages, and thats the best pun i could come up with

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:27, archived)

puddhism is big in piewan.

can I join the late nite bad pun club?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:31, archived)

oooof

you not only join, you win!

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:34, archived)

ouch

*spangs lightly*

i'll let you off lightly as it's so late ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:31, archived)

EWAAH WOOWHA

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:29, archived)

Leave your self behind?

Tell me, who is it that leaves the self behind?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:46, archived)

in the past you have left your former selves behind

so logically in the present you are now leaving your self behind

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:51, archived)

Heh

the classical question is: who is this "you" that leaves itself behind? When the self is left behind, who is it that leaves it behind, and who or what is left to carry on?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 May 2007, 4:15, archived)

If time is infinitely divisible

you can leave you self behind and be the one doing the living at the same time.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

Shaft. John Shaft.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:25, archived)

a series of protocomics, as hosted on my friend's image hosting site.

images.xx0r.be/image/663

there were pictures but I linked instead for fear of people with 56K dialup :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:05, archived)

i like all of these

but sadly, due to inflation, my opinions are worth nothing.

carry on.

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:07, archived)

*converts DR Mexico opinions into Euros*

*regrets*
*weeps*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:09, archived)

i bet you wish

that you had bought some stock instead

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DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:13, archived)

5-6 images at 250kb each?

LINK THEM.
Some people have to pay for the net by the byte.
Some more people use 56k connections.
Some more people are Nazis.
Some people can't scroll very quickly due to lethargy.
One person is Victor Meldrew.
For the sake of the people; link 'em!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:09, archived)

sorry dude, I completely forgot about optimising.

they were originally for an imageboard where everybody is running fast shit, so it didn't matter then. I do apologise.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:10, archived)

it's ok

you haven't been here long
all is forgiven my son
*edit* Now your busy optimising or linking them and editing you post....right?

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:13, archived)

um....

I was planning on being busy going to bed, but okay. :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:26, archived)

no rest for the wicked!

wicked! wicked! wicked! wicked!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7231193

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:37, archived)

can I slap you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:39, archived)

only in /talk

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:40, archived)

I lie, I don't want to really.

I thank you for being so polite and patient in the first place.

/gay
/emo

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:41, archived)

well

Praeseodymium is
- a soft silvery lustrous metallic ductile metal, which may be cut with a knife,
- is reactive and develops a green coating of its oxide, which spalls off, in air and
- is attacked by dilute acids.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:09, archived)

wow, for a second I doubted you were a real alchemist

but now... well, it's clear you are. :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:11, archived)

actually I cut'npasted that

however, the real info is that the metal cane be cutt wifth spruce tree barke and brewed to make a tonic that will assuredly cure the most debilitating of ailements such as dropsy, falling disorder, etc.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:14, archived)

what

no leeches?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:19, archived)

leeches are the devils work!

it is cupping that you need, to draw out the ill humours.

and maybe some trepanning.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:22, archived)

i am afflicted

with black bile. would cupping aid in this?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:25, archived)

most definately

unless you are afflicted withe a swollen spleen, in which case it may kill.

best to simply administer a poultice of sulphur and ...er... wine gums.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:49, archived)

pfff

wine gums? with sulphur? surely you mean goose grease and horse apples? why, sirrah, 'twould appear that you would wish me to die of a ruptur'd spleen...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:56, archived)

Good stuff!!!

"Ice" and of course "Yak".
Yeah, I'll take a dozen more.
If you toss in a free Yak.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:10, archived)

Nice!

enjoyed these...

Accountants fail.........

Large version

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:12, archived)

This is a link

It belongs in the /links board
/new level of nazi

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:35, archived)

Have you read the other posts?

obviously not - Nazi!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:57, archived)

ffs

I wrote the other postss

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Rules? Rules are made to be stupefied and sexually assaulted.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:27, archived)

Find Madeleine McCann

CFB
Or, alternatively, find Madeleine McCann

(cidersavedmylife, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:57, archived)

bindun x1million +1

the whole MMcC thing is getting FAR too much media attention.
young, white pretty females that go missing throw the media's perspective out the window.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:58, archived)

thought it might have

sorry about that

(cidersavedmylife, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:59, archived)

More to the point; News says 'blank" is missing... Waldo-shop in under 5min.

100% fact. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:04, archived)

WALLY

His name is Wally!
bloomin Americans.....

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:14, archived)

yeah i know,

i sit on bbc.co.uk/news just praying that something, anything, will go missing

(cidersavedmylife, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:15, archived)

I lost a fiver a week or two ago

Its not up on the BBC yet tho
*edit* Prolly coz they took it

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:17, archived)

it must be

if it has it's own acronym already

(cidersavedmylife, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:04, archived)

i think

i can see her leg...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:05, archived)

Had to make this for a uni project, bit bodge, but I like it.

Click for higher quality.

(mrspacemonkey, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:56, archived)

I am not a free man, I am a number!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:12, archived)

WHO IS NUMBER ONE?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:23, archived)

I have no idea.

But it's definitely not me.

(Mr. Pie smashes pumpkins into small piles of putrid debris, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:01, archived)

I'm guessing you failed.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:23, archived)

Beware!

A Brown and White Alien Horse Beside an Eagle (c) 2000 National Gallery, London. All Rights Reserved.

clicky for source

relurks

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cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 28 May 2007, 1:47, archived)

I love eagles....

...best of all the spaceships.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 28 May 2007, 1:48, archived)

I wonder...

...if any of the kids will get it.

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cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 28 May 2007, 1:55, archived)

Yes!

I used to have one when I was a kid. It was my favourite toy for ages.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:57, archived)

yay for Space 1999!!!

and eagles....

as said, best of all the spaceships.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:00, archived)

Horse is evil!

But woo nonetheless.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 28 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

I took this photo

for the apostrophe abuse, but then I noticed something lurking in the window, bottom right.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 28 May 2007, 1:36, archived)

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nhojjohn, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:41, archived)

sorry to change the subject

but is it me or has the board been very quiet over the past couple of days?

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:47, archived)

You should have been here last Wednesday night

It was going like the clappers then - I expect everyone is exhausted!

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nhojjohn, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:49, archived)

i'm usually out with mates on wednesday night

i couldn't help but notice that you could open an emergency clinic for posts that had suffered the trauma of only one reply, if not recieving none altogether!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:52, archived)

It's because

I've started posting again...

Knew I should've washed my socks.

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Equus is still lurking, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:50, archived)

Bank holiday weekend so people are out getting drunk?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:01, archived)

yes.

Or returned from getting drunk.

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FOONLY, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:17, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:36, archived)

Awww cute

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:22, archived)

that's either

a huge kitten or a really tiny arm

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:29, archived)

awwwwwww!

I will hug them and pet them and call them George.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 28 May 2007, 3:39, archived)

Was that the hand that fed them?

'cos if it was, we're all pretty screwed...

(Mr. Pie smashes pumpkins into small piles of putrid debris, Mon 28 May 2007, 5:04, archived)

From the Maker of Count Roddenberries

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(zerodin has magical powers., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:37, archived)

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cciulla doesn't have a board sig., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:49, archived)

it's times like this

i wish i'd already shopped my box of henri cartier-bresson-O's

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:56, archived)

Nice, have one of these to go with it.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:57, archived)

Alopochino you say?

(cidersavedmylife, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:13, archived)

There used to be a place in my town

called Al Cappuccino's

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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 28 May 2007, 8:10, archived)

not sure if he should have a sideways face for this....

and in case you missed it, Top Up The Tea's Sheffield bash last night

www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/sets/72157600271303825/

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:11, archived)

heh

big smile!

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rogan, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:17, archived)

Top piccies!

but i always look like a mong on bash pics!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:18, archived)

you can always claim you were posing 'ironically' :-)

howdy chap

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:22, archived)

Yes, that was it!

I knew the camera was poited at me and pulled a face!
Had to work today and still feeling the alckyhol!
So 'ning and 'night.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:29, archived)

whereas i look like a mong most of the time

eveninall and nightall i guess too (i'm off to get a few minutes hard-earned sleep now)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:24, archived)

G'night

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:29, archived)

Yay for Itchy!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:27, archived)

Where the bloomin' 'eck did all those hands come from?

www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/515828406/in/set-72157600271303825/

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:44, archived)

Kali was in the crew

she was doin' all tricks an' stuff...trip hoppin', glidin', sparkin' dem fags...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:48, archived)

What?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:00, archived)

Kali. Hindu goddess.

lots of hands.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 28 May 2007, 1:14, archived)

Ah.

I didn't know she was invited.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:16, archived)

monalisr

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rogan, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:10, archived)

How nice!

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nhojjohn, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:12, archived)

Woo

A bit good Rogan!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:18, archived)

I like this

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

i'm a big fan of the myspace mock-up genre

yours rather puts my effort to shame though.

(cidersavedmylife, Mon 28 May 2007, 1:11, archived)

Good stuff, as always!

btw, your website link in your profile is borked.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:05, archived)

oops!

ta, fixed now

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rogan, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:09, archived)

Hahaha!

This carries a message, too! Top notch!

(Dooley, Mon 28 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

Superb!

Woo, Yay and Hoopla!

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lord bofingham, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:01, archived)

Bindun?

(cidersavedmylife, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:57, archived)

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Microwave, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:56, archived)

Bully

:'((

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:01, archived)

awww

nice pic, but a random TJ. There is a programme on Discovery right now about 'sexomnia' where blokes have forceful sex with their partners whilst they (the bloke ) are totally asleep. Good luck to them I say, because if they are anything like me they can't get any when the bastard is awake!
Takes all kinds.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:06, archived)

The missus watched that!

*hatches plan*

Cheaper than rohypnol and just claim to be asleep when in court! Perfect!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 28 May 2007, 0:09, archived)

haha

PROFIT!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:22, archived)

Permission to fwap sah?

COR!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 28 May 2007, 1:44, archived)

Are you a lot bigger than your boyfriend then?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:36, archived)

GET DOWN!

*boogies*
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:20, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:18, archived)

arsemouth!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:21, archived)

he only looks a little bit odder, you know

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:23, archived)

Is he imploding!

This pic makes me want to suck my face in!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

*nudges medication across desk*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

*reads label*

*backs away slowly, calls police*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 23:27, archived)

I super-glued it to your forehead when you were apologizing to your boss for some error

Sorry

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:29, archived)

hahahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:33, archived)

Ey up!

get home alright?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

certainly did

pictures are emerging...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:45, archived)

Should I be scared?

Edit:Oh yes!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 23:49, archived)

shopped pictures only!

edit : may have drunk too many pints of Spingo

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:42, archived)

dark angel!

woo!

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rogan, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:11, archived)

Fluffy time, you say?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:11, archived)

Well I've heard of bareback....

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

The horse just looks so fucking shocked.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

I was thinking it was a

'Oh no. Not again' face.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:21, archived)

Ashamed!

What on earth is happening on it's back!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:21, archived)

'Mr. Sheen*

Night all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

you haven't said your catchphrase yet!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:21, archived)

I have a catchphrase?!

EDIT: is it 'By Nora Betty. You don't get many of those to the pound with room left over for a lemon twist'?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:28, archived)

something involving isketch isn't it?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:34, archived)

You tell me. You seem to be my stalker.

And we're not going to have that 'why can't we do what I want to do for a change' argument again.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:36, archived)

sorry to disapoint, but i'm not stalking you.

i'm booked up until wednesday. will that be ok?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:43, archived)

Where is the microphone plugged in?

or do we really want to know?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 23:13, archived)

To the horse's bit?

That's what I was hoping for, although there was no reason beyond it having to go somewhere.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

that's no microphone!

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

Crikey

*adjusts monocle*

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in vino veritas, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:14, archived)

Hello sexy.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

'lo Manley

*blows kiss*

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in vino veritas, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

Hippy B3taday!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:01, archived)

happy b3taday!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:11, archived)

YAY!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 28 May 2007, 0:19, archived)

I think Duchamp would approve.

Yes, I know it's not in the National and it's a
20th century piece but it doesn't really matter,
does it?

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

I approve

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

Cheers, Marcel.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

obligatory piss-artist comment

woo.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

it was my life's ambition...

to piss in duchamp's 'fountain' untill i found that in real life it had already bindun

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 28 May 2007, 2:05, archived)

OMG FUK U RACIST!!111!!

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mongychops, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:00, archived)

beats paying for it I suppose.

Woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:01, archived)

Yeah you racist

why aren't I allowed to play

/sulks

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

Haahaha

I fear to even imagine this attempted

WOO

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:03, archived)

They have sheep in Wales?

They have sheep in Wales!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 27 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

hahahahahaha

very good!
now do the Tassie edition - cousins instead of sheep

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:06, archived)

because the people in /talk are more interested in cocks

Which do I draw next? This:

weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/music/blog/images/drice.jpg

or this?

www.waterfront.co.uk/images/raylamontange1.jpg

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:51, archived)

anything

but we don't need a preparation for what you are about to do

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 22:58, archived)

not even

preparation h?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:04, archived)

not as far as I am aware

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:09, archived)

sheep grapes

i'd love to see that on a menu...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

Christ

Have we picked up some /talk i'm unaware of?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

no.

but you can pick up manners on any street corner, free of charge.
hamtoucher.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:17, archived)

I'm a bit lost here

but what are you on about?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:20, archived)

i thought

you were being insulting, so i replied in kind. if you weren't, many apologies.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:22, archived)

No worries

The horror of /talk caught us unaware ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:25, archived)

the horrors...

lol

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:26, archived)

lamontagne

as drawing rice would be giving in to the wishes of the /talkboarders

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:12, archived)

I think I am going to have to roll out another hamtoucher now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:15, archived)

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