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# lateral thinking...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# That is bloody superb
:D

Edit : Whoops, forgot to praise the original post.
Have 3 of these as way of compensation RAND :D :D :D (and a click)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# and again...hahaha!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# indeed!
'ning sir, ta spartacus and w00 for the original post, how rude of me!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Good evening good sir
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Aceness!




(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# this is great :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Haha!
That's especially funny cos they are really annoying children
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Pffft!



(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Well done lads!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Jumping on the Aminip Bandwagon

The lesser spotted Grrrr Owl
Click for 56k modem explosion (327KB)

Evening all!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# shop top!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# That's O RLY well done
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Thankyou
I was an animanip virgin
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# that dog is trying to swallow half an apple!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah had to tilt head to see it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# GrrOwl
Oh my god it's so bad it's amazing!

Like forced manlove when you're really a gay.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# :)
& would'nt know .... sorry 4 your traumas
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# It's ok
I liked it really, that Barrymore just won't take no for an answer.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Hehehe
The bandit .... dont let him steal ya fudge no more
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# That's unshopped!
That's the actual cross section of a dog's head!

woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
i can just imagine this dowl /owlog trying turning its head 180 degrees and trying to chase its tail
WOo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I cant wait to animate this
Cheers
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# welcome
can i recommend some flapping wings too?
HOLY CRAP A GHOST* JUST FLEW PAST MY WINDOW AND SCARED THE BEJUSES OUT OF ME!
*carrier bag
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Well
I did consider putting em on this but I wanted it to be a bit believable ha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Ning!
There needs to be more owl.

But I like it.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Well done there.
Much better that my attempts. :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Who me?
Cheers!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Ning
haha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Dogs = rubbish
Owls = super

So this should really be 50% good but as it's well done I will give it 75% and a free woo.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Thankyou
Agreed Owls are super super
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# nicely done
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Thanks very much!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# oooohhhh,
nicely done!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Cheers
I can see where it can be improved though.

next time gadget ..... next time
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# twit twoof!
very good grrowl



this was my first ever b3ta post!

and yes, it's bigger than 50k
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Twit twoof
I like it!

I did make a smaller one which I was gonna link but I thought I'd try letting the uploader do it for me.

Lazy bugger blog/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I meant mine is over 50k
yours is fine :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I think I knew that's what you meant
But thought I would needlessly explain my actions anyway.

Ning to you!

Edit my first post was too shite cant find the fucker now :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# nicely done
have a *click*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Ta very much
I enjoyed that
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# tis
nice that.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# :)
ta much
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Superb.
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Cheers
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Oh noes! Does this make me a toucher of ham?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Classic!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# TOAP
Hammer time!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Pfffft!
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Animated TOAP!
*Head asplodes*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Can I ask an impertinent question?
Is it a TOAP or a TOAPOAP?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# happy 5000 all!

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# you can get a cream for that
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# my face is not attractive it's true
:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Phwoar
Congrats
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# "who's that?" asks my son
"it's me" i replied
"why have you got big boobs" he says
then he looked at the pic...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Phoar! congrats mate!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# ta, it kinda crept up on me
and i never know what to do for these milestone nekkid posts, thus the "quality" ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# To my knowledge, nekkidness is not required

though desired by some elements on the board
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# ah
pixel-cock

it's a blight of our age
brought on by masturbating over internet-porn
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# you've got that right...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# congratulations!
Don't know why you bothered to censor it though - the mods have seen fit to place a picture of a penis on the FP. I put the cunt on ignore for that post, then I see the cunting image again on visiting the site!

WELL FUCKING DONE, MAGIC DONKEY COCK!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# /handbag
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# The great thing about having no talent
is that you can have a go at the mods without fear of losing whatever slim chance you might have had of making the fp yourself :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# yeah
i've just noticed. weird shit, i guess i'm just from an age where NSFW means something i guess.
despite being blocked from this place at work
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# erm
the magic donkey has nothing to do with the messageboard

/trying desperately to maintain b3ta-lore
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# aye, it even say so in the FAQ
i read the FAQ every day, it keeps my skin silky smooth and young looking.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Horsey to king prawn 7!
Woo to 5000!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Huzzah!
Moobs ho!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# based on my real body
but more toned
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Arf! Congrats!
Is that a Spider-Man® Bathing Cap™?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# i wish
just a regular spiderman© hat™
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# b(~_^)d
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Congratumilationisms


(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# thankamulatisms
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# wahey!
congrats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# 'grats
even if thats alot bit disturbing
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# well, i almost went with this one

any better?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# m00bs
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
wolverine's let himself go
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# the only thing i can say to this one is
"i was wearing a wig"
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# congrats for post count and for going further than I did this morning in milestone/nudity terms!
/even if it isn't really you - arf!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# just seen it
"*too scale" indeed! ;-)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahahaha
it was a 'get out of jail free' approach to the obligatory nudity,
and who can prove I wasn't telling the truth!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# excellent work on the 25,000 sir!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# congrats!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# His afterburners had failed to kick in...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

and "Fish Man" knew he was in big trouble. You could see it in his eyes.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# PULL UP! GOD DAMMIT PULL UP!!!

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# HA HA
ace
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Noice!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Now, thats a take off.
Fortunately, he has his feathers numbered, in case of an accident.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# should've gotten a propeller
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# That looks like the motor
off of a Corsair. Pappy Boyington flew them. Blacksheep squadron and all that rot.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Tally ho chaps
Bandits at 12 o' clock, what what!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] toap!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I was graped once

wasn't pretty
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Don't wine about it then
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# chianti wine if he wants?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I've red (wine) that before
Pun Chevron!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# for fuck's Sake
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Anymore?
No, that's it.
I'm off-dry
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# No, I'm all out of puns
But I'll be with you in spirits
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Puns eh?
I've got Blue Nun left
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# all right, calm down, thats quite a Tempranillo you've got there
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# oops, was I out of order?
Let me just mull it over
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Stop being a champagne in the arse
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Put a cork in it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# You've got a lot of bottle
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# He asti be!

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Stop wining.


Bah! *wipes piss*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Ha, too late
you corker :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Don't you mean
raped?

.......... (go on)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I always prefer to be the rapist
not the rapee
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I thought there was a bunch of them
?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Oh, there is



just keep it quiet, will you
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I once had my squildo graped
that was fun
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Decant say that
can he?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# there were a bunch of 'em?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# pffft


yes
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# that deserved a van dance
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha
hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# is that like gang raped?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# sonds like fun
i might have to try it some time
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Whats that you want to see me again?


Trying out vectoring in colour I need more b3tans to vector portrait please gaz me a decent sized picture with the face roughly the size shown here as the smallest. In focus and of a decent quality (i.e not an old camera phone) and let me know if you want black and white or colour :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# i like that
a lot
i shall GAZ you (cos i'm vain)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# you probably think this board is about you.
Don't you!? Don't you!?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# it isn't?
sometimes i get dizzy with the world revolving around me as it does
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# it's about me
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# no, you left us, you can't ever come back
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# That's unpossible!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# It can't be about you
You're never here!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# and ginger.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ginger, left-handed and welsh
it's a good job i've got a massive* cock!


*ahem
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# you'd have been hanged as
the devil in the olden days of the 1960's.

I must be your twin brother. Except I'm not cack-handed. Or a Taf.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Can't you do yourself?
So to speak...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# i tried once
it wasn't pretty
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I bet you think this thread is about you
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Cor
What an attractive man!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# aw cheers!




...oh
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hey stop trying to steal my compliments
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# You KNOW I think you're lovely
that family portrait on flickr made me go all AWWWW!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# everything makes you go awwwwwww
you're a girl after all ;)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Fair comment :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# >:|
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# :)
that was the only worthwhile part of that day
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# You are the b3ta Dorian Grey!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Too much of an smart reference for me to understand
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Portrait of Dorian Grey?
Oscar Wilde?

OK the never ageing guy out of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# yup got ya
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# nicely dumbed down


(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Well thanky.
I could have said. Not the slapper from Birds of a Feather.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Really? shocking
Oscar Wilde play about a guy who has a painting hidden in his attic that ages and grows ugly while he stays young and fresh as a daisy for years and years, despite leading a disturbing and vice filled life.

Excellent story, with a brilliant film version starring Hurd Hatfield and a very young Angela Lansbury that everyone should watch.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# oh yeah
I know who you mean now, was in the Extrodinary league of Gentlemen?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# It was his only Novel aktally:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# this confuses me
is his original self looking better or worse now?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# You are really rather good at this vectoring lark
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Cheers, I'm starting to really enjoy it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# you are obsessed with yourself
:D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Wouldn't you be?

*drowns in pool with reflection*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# that was a pool of your own man milk
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I couldn't possibly collect that much
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Have you posted more pictures of yourself on the board than anyone else?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Just making sure I'm still the most narcissistic b3tan
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# don't you worry
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Thats ace
Are you going to finish it?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# yup, the tattoo bit is going to be annoying though
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Crop it off
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I want to give it a go
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# tattoos are a cunt
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# that is fucking ace
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# i got fed up with it
which is why the rest of her is so rubbish
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# looks a pretty
straight forward tattoo to me. Best to pen the lines in and then stroke them with a standard brush. That will give you your shapes to easily gradient fill with colour.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Nicely
getting less crude too
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# practice makes perfect and all that
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Indeed
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# that's good!
although you missed a bit ;p
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# oops
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# all the time I see your your face
the ray of sun that lights my days
it rocks me gently into sleep
eeep
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# *bums whislt you are sleeping*
SUPRISE!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# this is most splendid sir.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Thankee
*bows*
*notices shoe laces are untied*
*contemplates tying them*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# *takes advantage of the laird while he's preoccupied
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# "(i.e not an old camera phone)"
Was that pic no use? if so nm :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# they are too out of focus for me to pick out the detail
end up looking smudged, being a bit of a perfectionist I get angry whilst doing them.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# ok, ill try get a better one!
Thanks for trying! :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] James Jewel Osterberg


circa 1984
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# SEXCRIME
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Oh for shame!
'tis awful! ( but woo!)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# ay ay ay ay ay ay like thees very much.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# eye eye eye eye eye
eye scarab beetle cat head wavey lines...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# *logs in*
*logs out to fetch spanging spade*
*logs back in again*
*spangs!*

grooooooaaaannnn!
nings
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# not the spa.. ARGHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Unusual spelling of Tutankhamun though.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# americans can't spell
:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# He's not American
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Is it wrong? Google necer said so

*shakes fist at google*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Okay, here it comes

Vienna?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# No, she went to Norway
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] My iPods new style.


Click for bigger (266KB)

You like?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# 's okay
but to be honest I'm getting quite distracted by the sheer crappiness of your photographic sk1llZ0rz
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# oh yes
awful phone cam :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# it's magic!


Click for bigger (74KB)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# woo thats great
nice brickwork!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# they were
right bitches to do
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# basildon bond i believe.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# she looks wafer-thin
nicely
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# would.
Woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# nah,
you wouldn't
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I'm just wondering how.
I mean, once her clothes are off, how are you gonna find her?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Ohh! brilly fab!
most woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# that lolly is a bit scary
woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# shakes head.
laughs out loud.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# loffle
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Crikey
The flora likes it rough
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# poor can
lightning is funny though
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Bad Lolly!~
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# These crack me up!
KEEP 'EM COMING!

woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# The Internet is watching you wank
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# your contact lens has slipped a bit
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# oh god it's the talk board!
they're breaking through!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Quick everyone, reinforce the fence!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# The sex fence?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Especially the sex fence!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# *props up sex fence with giant dildo*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# *liberally coats the sexfence in oil
purely as a protection from the elements you understand.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Everybody gear up and man the sex fence!

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# is that the
legendary screwnicorn?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# she's had you, has she?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# they're a bit bloody big
*scarpers.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# *fends off with saucepans and ice cream vans*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# aaarrrgggghhh!!!11!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# But....but....
how did it know?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# It's the Internet
It KNOWS™
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I don't know why
...but I like it!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# That's the good thing about it
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# arghhh!!~
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# This is rather good!
woo!
*pokes*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# ouch!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Oooh.
*likes*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] tada
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# GAH! Merbaby!
*kills with sticks*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# *fires up the BBQ*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# *digs out the insanity sauce*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this ages ago

so it's a bit battered...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# I'll refrain from posting my zombie and superhero ones :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# nah you should post them
well as links anyway

I thought they were brilliant so anyone who hasn't seen them should
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# for anyone who wants to make it again....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# i lost my zombie but i've still got my fairy
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# ahhhh, that's love that is. What's his name?
and are the two of you thinking of settling down?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# you never said it was a boy fairy
i wondered why i always had to turn the lights out first, it also explains where my razors have been going.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# did you make the sam one as well?
i made him and took pics with him all over southend
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# cool, did you win anything?
and yes, I did do that for them :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# nah, but he enjoyed the train
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I haven't been to Southend in ages
Did the whole Minder walk when I was there though :)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Please post 'em!
Are you still doing zombies's?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# yep, although the pile of to-do ones is almost as big as the number that I've done
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Wow...
That must be a hell of alot then! :o
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Awww
Did you also make an origami midget to fit inside?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Leave the poor thing alone
You box dalek making sicko. I am looking for a new wife. She has the kit.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# That's a neato.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Sex Fence!
Yay!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*clcik*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
The second one could be 'Don't goatsie ol' tridicks'.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# evening squire, did you see my Stormtrooper fancy dress kit?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Yes
But I thought we talked about not putting what we do in the fetish clubs on the board!

EDIT: How rude. 'ningles.

EDIT EDIT: I may have a new interesting lead on the bourbon front.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# silly man
www.b3ta.com/board/7372457

RE: EDIT EDIT - I spoke to some people, have a news report on it on a USB site and had a quote of somewhere in the region of £12000!!!!!!!!! to actually put it in to production. So, anyone got a spare £12k?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# that'll be nasty injection moulded plastic prices
they charge a bloody fortune to make those, my little uni projects came to a crashing halt when i started getting quotes like that. buy yourself some silicone make the moulds and set up a little cottage industry.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I can't afford to (money or time)
I want someone to take the idea off my hands and pay me a goodwill fee or tiny commission per sale
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Ah that is where I may be of use
I'll need all the details. My boss may be interested if he has a decent return. He could stump up that sort of cash too.

I was also the son of a plastics manufacturer so I know quite a lot in that area too.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# cripes
thats all sounding very serious.
well I know a company that will do it now. Gaz me and we'll talk.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Have done
It was one of the plans I was telling you about a while back when you sent me the photos.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# I've got a fiver
But I owe it to someone
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# That man!
is sexing a fence!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Sex Fence!
yay
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# always guaranteed to make me smile

then roll my eyes skyward and shake my head in that what the bloody hell is she on sort of way
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# You're very sweet
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# *takes notes*

*goes off to look for suitable fence for sexing*
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Haha :D
I'd love a "Sex Fence" round my house
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# It's an instruction not a noun
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# It could be both?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I think the Board
Has reclaimed it as a noun lol
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# SEX FENCE!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# i want a sex fence
nyom nyom nyom
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Where do you find these? :D
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# plays joker


THE INTERNET, BOB
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# It's getting harder and harder to find fresh material, I tell you
I found a seam of Japanese signs though.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# i will look for some sexy ones for you from the refinery
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Oooh ta
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# JAKE THE PEG ON FIRE
ALLAH AKBAR
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# haha woo!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# WOO!!
I fecking love these I do
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I love your comic on the popular page
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# My what now?
Oh, blimey, it got on there? I hadn't noticed! Hoorah:)
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Ice Ketchup anybody?


isketch anyone?? b3ta room.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Yay for ice ketchup!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# :) Aaaaaaah blessim
I might ice ketch in half hour, after swimming to the shop

/team poo
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Bloody polar bears
Can't take them anywhere
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# nah
you sulk when I win . . . Woo!

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# pfff
go onnnn!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# You always win though
you type so quickly...
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# what is i-sketch?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# it's like pictionary i think
click and see!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# fun fun fun
follow the link and look for b3ta
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# does that go with freezer fresh penguins?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# *opens the freezer*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# woo that's great!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# red red red red !

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Ketchup FTW
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# This is lovely
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# New image link for my website.....
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# so wow that's a neato what now right
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Now my shirt ..
a guy on another forum made it.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# you are the bbc?
i thought you already had loads of cool links.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# *pop*
# a member for 5 years, 1 month and 5 days
# has posted 160 messages on the main board
# has posted 0 messages on the talk board
# has posted 0 messages on the links board
And this:

Is the best you could come up with? F*ck off and lurk again!

be gentle, just learning to shop

/end image cherry
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# \o/
Huzzah!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# *squints*
*eyes bleed*

I think you have raised the board standard
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# :D
Your first "Heckles" QOTW just made me roffful
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# how was it for you?
welcome aboard, i haven't a clue what it is or what you've done but you're more than welcome.

also with tongue firmly in cheek, 55k and i still can't bloody read it.

did you save a bigger/legible one? upload it and post a link.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# your lurkage impresses me
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# it gets better if you do it more often
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I keep telling my missus that
when I miss and end up at the tradesman's entrance.

but she's not having a bar of it.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# "Miss" indeed
Pah
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Huzzah for the lurkage
But I'm not a buckfast drinker or I'm being dense. I had breakfast once though.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# *SQUINT*
'Made by some serious fucked up mongs'?? Or words to that effect?

On the label, I mean. Not you. Your lurkage is fucking phenomenal.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Almost,
made by some seriously fucked up monks.

Wait til you see what I do in another 5 years!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# yay for buckfast
and those seriously "fooked up monks"

there's not a bus shelter in north lanarkshire that hasn't been smashed by a youth demented on that tonic!
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Got the idea from JasonKO
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Needs more sausage.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# See Front Page.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Thats pepperoni
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Ha ha there's a cock on the FP
get over it you lot
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# But it's not JUST a cock
It's a scary folded-over cock with disturbingly trimmed pubes
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Yeah, the pubes ARE disturbing
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
#
;) thats my idea
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# RIS
sorry :(
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
#
my mcdonalds 100 meters sign
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# hahahaha





Still RIS
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Well the MacDonalds sign anyway
Linford Christie - 100m sprinter:P
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# nope
dont geddit... I guess I need to spazz back ?
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)

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