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# i might do Miss Jane next
Mr.Squiggle the man from the moon

edit: singalong
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# hee hee, nice!~
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ^ wot he said
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I'm getting pissed with a half Aussie
and he sang along so hard that he fell off the armchair (he's only 40, bless 'im!).
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# in retrospect, charlie realised he'd played right into the transport police's hands
when he asked if they'd "like to take this outside?"

'scuse shiteness, i was trying to be a bit topical:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6278414.stm
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# his head is fucking huge.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Yay to him!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# poor bastard
struggles with a drinking problem and now this
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# All that playing with tiny little flames can be dangerous, make no mistake!
I'm on fire!
Before ^


Shit I'm on fucking fire!!
After^


This is what happens when you attempt to blow out the last little remaining sputters of a propane fire, not realising that your breath still contains at least 15% pure oxygen. I was lucky to come out of it with singed eyebrows. Your experience with smoking may vary. Always read the warnings, kids!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# you should have posted this as its own thread
not a complaint, just a suggestion
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Nothing was shopped
so I didn't want to be threadwasting.

And since the post was tenuously related to smoking, and since my eyelashes were also smoking...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# HE'S ON...
etc
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# hahahaha good effort
it occurs to me that i've done that before... I think i shall refrain in future.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# oh my god!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# That makes me giggle like a loon
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# ?
why does that saltshaker have a napkin on his head?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# but the laws don't apply to me!!!
/politician blog

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# To the skies!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Pttthhhhhrrrrbbbbb!
Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# woo
thats cool!! :o)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Hey, someone deleted! :(
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# deleted what??
wasnt me - honest guv'nor!!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# twas I!
Put it as a response to the wrong post, then the board farted at me repeatedly when I tried to repost it as a direct reply.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# lo!
*hugs*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# 'lo!!
hows you??
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I like skies
I forgot a drew this ages ago
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# very nice
:o)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Yay, very nice!
though the skies can be a dangerous place



(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Bollock stubble!! OUCH!!!



(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# He's back!
You need to combine this with the original image!

Edit: just read the file name, hahaha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# This^
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Ye gods!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Devil box girl!!
woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# That is awesome
And this is not worth its own thread.

Click for bigger


Some more detail added from earlier.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# its fucking ace
:o)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# As are most of your scary photomanips
Especially the headless woman with a mouth for an arsecrack.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I approve of this muchie
*clicks*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Beach Dude....
beach dude
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Gnarly!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Dude!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Totally tubular!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Radical!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# ah, Kurt and Courtney in happier days
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# pffftt....
courtney love wishes she was that hot
(nice pic rev!)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# heheheeh
yes i'd have to agree - never liked her :o)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# She's always looked to me
like you could catch something nasty off her just by looking at her.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# yeah - very true!!
dont know if the rumours are true - but apparently parts of kurts suicide note look a lot like her hand writing!!

/conspiracy theory friday :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I'm not sure i believe she knows how to write in anything other than pink crayon
and even then i wouldn't trust her with a sharp one
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# arf!
true :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I once caught herpes
just by being in the same country as her
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
#
o
r
y
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# heh
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# it was a little crowded in there
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# ...at least
that's what you told your girlfriend.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Niiice!
Woo!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry]

Doesn't exactly fit the challenge but it's in line with other entries at least. (Reposted for challenge).
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Awww
FLUFF!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
Reminds me of this:
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Awwwww
please tell me you didn't eat him.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# He was fucking delicious
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# *weeps*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# MARS ATTACKS!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Aww
That stone doesn't look too happy about it, though.

Shameless plugging of new fluff:
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
thet kittin is vere gentil :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Awww
Quiet in here
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# HAT
HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT HAT

Edit: this may ashally be the best hat evar.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Yay
Thanks :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Excellent icon hattage

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# awwwwww....
you see something like this and you just cant help but to wonder why some people dont like cats!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Yep
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# tubkitten?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Yays! Fluffeh tiem!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Sir Richard
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Needs more
wine glass and croissant.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# needs to be
bigger
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I have that jumper!
That must make me as good as Richard Branson.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# And his empire is as big at your filesize
apart from that woo!

EDIT: Ah the heart wrenching pain that is airport lounge decor!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# This is ..
... the Hilton Berlin Exc. lounge
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Wine, croissant and de-embigginate!
Other than that, rather good.

You appear to have some leftover fonts on your beard, though. Have you been eating teh fonts?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and lo, the nut messia did preach to his corn maize snack disciples...


No materials altered at all here - the freakin' nut had a face on it when it came out the packet!

(PS - apologies for low res - took on a crap mobile phone camera)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# NUTS!




(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# E-bay it
..or go back in time and send it in to "That's Life"
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# HE'S NUT THE MESSIAH!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# HE'S A VERY NUTTY BOY
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Ack
don't let me cashew making jokes like this again.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Aww but he was just pecan my interest.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Sowwy to interupt
isketch anyone?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# boing
boing boing boing boing boing
boing boing boing boing boing
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Hello, Miss foof!
Long time no see . . .

(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# *poke*
lo, youse!
hows things in hatland?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# pffts at sig.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# My nightmare!!!
Minus Richard Pryor.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
# That's a great effect, haha
And woo to the original too.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# wicked
i just love richard pryor!
:)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Ooh, ya friggin genius!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# oooh
'tastic
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# mmmm
gene wilder
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# YOU LOSE!
GOOD DAY SIR!


Very nice, if not disturbing
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Aceness!



(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# the hilarilouse..

click for bigger
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# ooof
Thats quite a hairy hilarilouse.

*scratches*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Got my macro lens out too!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# TOAH!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Yoda was actually a bit of a thicko at school
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# and...
a woman?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# newsletter late!
too fucking hung over to write today
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue284/
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# what do i do?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Ta Rob :)

EDIT: Did Joel survive the Pork fight? :O
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# do you drink?
extraordinary!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# *shakes head disapprovingly*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# I was going to say iSketch but I won't now!
Oops did blog
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I must get around to reading the newsletter someday
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# At last.
You durty akli.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# why is this weeks joke
almost identical to the one in the popbitch newsletter?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew I kept all those USB converters for a reason
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# loverly!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Haha!
That's ace!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ha
nice
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# bastard computers!


woo you! :)



bastards!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# har
great!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Silly Stickman 2
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# *makes sound effects*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:03, archived)
# haroo
you've just animated the last six months of my life
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I like this!
It made me laugh. Top notch.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# :D "Did you put any fucking Feb mix in this?"
"It's wet as fuck, I can't lay blocks with this shit.
It's like fucking porridge. Cunt!"

/15 years in the building trade
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Cool
It's like watching Beadle's About.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Haha!
Who did he piss off?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I like this
*clcik*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I'm surprised the bottom didn't fall out of the cardboard box!
Woo :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)
# It's reinforced!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# I knew there'd be an answer :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# erm....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Yeah
I'm off


* is that what the smell is? before anyone else.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Anyone else thinking this ?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# why yes.
Yes i was.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# bad!
bad bad bad!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Hello Mr lemony.
haven't seen you for a while!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Hello Mr Mstandot
I've not really been around much this year. Why was everyone being so shouty at that new person?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# He said 'Paki' in a derogatory manner!



(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)
# My word, poor taste on b3ta?
oh well...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)
# if anything like that ever happened around here
I'd set fire to my hair
and then the message board. It would be unacceptable.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I think the only sensible thing is to drive a jeep into it
a fucking jeep
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# OK
we'll drive the fucking jeep into it...and the other jeep it's fucking.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Nuke it from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love you for reminding me of that filum.
No offence
None taken
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# May I recommend the Jeep 'Patriot'
as oaccording to the ads it goes anywhere, unlike the 'Cherokee' which gets stopped by a couple of automatic doors.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Is there any other manner?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Probably not!


Unlike Nigga and ni**er!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# fo shizzle
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# sup G
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Damned paki...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Crikey..
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Yes.
Sublimely poor taste, but funny, so you get away with it.

But not this time.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# in theory yes
I have a friend from Pakistan who says it is no different to me being called a Brit as long as it is done with affection.

This however really didn't have much affection in it.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Paki
means "pure" in Urdu.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Arf!
is there going to be a newsletter today? Has Rob said anything?

Not that i'm hanging around waiting for it, I have places to be and i'll fight anyone that suggests otherwise....
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I'd check, but in America it is currently illegal to load the front page.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Really? Why?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:06, archived)
# No eye deer
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Doh!
Just got it.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
What happened to that thread which was above this?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# spang
was there just a terrible picture and swift deletion event?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Terrible picture and 2 thread deletions
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ahh
cheers, thought i was losing it more than usual for this time on a friday.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# this is beyond punnage
please stop!

:P
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# *pronounces things phonetically so didnt get it*
:)

What the hell is going on right now with confusing threads with no pictures talking about deleted pictures which then get deleted
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# They have been smoten.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha
That's good enough for me
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# b3ta has borked the space-time continuum
And Biff is now a millionaire!??!?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)
# and your mum
now has huge fake tits?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)
# You wont believe this Doc, but we gotta go back to 1955!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# What's happening at five to eight?




(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Ken Barlow's gonna punch Mike Baldwin!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# In the cunt.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I think you'll find it's called 'The Rover's Return'.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)
# "we've gone too far Marty!!!!!!!!" "It's 1983!!!"


(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# :D Bloody flux capacitor's up shit creek again!
Zap, Pow, Beep, Pop, Bang!
This can't be right-
David Platt's a part-man, part robotic crimefighter,
in the Wild West...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# lots of things probably :)
What IS happening?

oh FFS :)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)
# is it a Mikoyan WiG-29 Fulcrum?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)
# They don't have winglets
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# you utter cunt
ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Not done one for a while
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Thats painful
I can't leave work with that as the last post.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# ARGGG !
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Wait! No-one post.
Lets see how far this waxdart's willing to go.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# erm 20mins until its time for my train.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Sorry!


(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# That is one pointless joke.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# ...and for that, I am thankful
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# :) "Fuchsia"
always reminds me of my Griffin Saver Oxford English dictionary,
and the fact that "fuck" wasn't fucking well in there.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Haha
I like it anyway.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# yep you were all thinking it...


forgive, it's Friday, it's been a long day
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Haha
If it jittered a little that would be excellent.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I can do random too
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)
# text! on a picture!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)
# cunt on a message board
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# cat on a hot tin roof
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)
# now thats enter--mer-tainment
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# SNAKES ON A *gets shot*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# PLANE !
I win *smug smile*
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# this will get people going!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Of course it'll get people going
It's an aeroplane
:)
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)
# ^ winner
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
i love you
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# '
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I like that more than I should
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)
# stfu!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Great!
i'll fetch the brisket of table!

expect spain!
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)
# whats going on?
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)
# The Lemon Of Pink
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

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