General Shitness is one of my best friends
how dare you apologise on his behalf ;)
woo!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:57,
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woo!
You've been on B3ta
For exactly the same amount of time as me :D
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:07,
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Phwoar! A General!
You're so much more impressive than Colonel Mustard!
Altough probably the same colour.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:17,
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Altough probably the same colour.
nothing quite like
a little originality
I blame the parents, really...
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:31,
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I blame the parents, really...
I always heard it start with an Mm sound
Mooteeny.. will we every care
isza gowaa
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:19,
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isza gowaa
ah yes
i actually bought a replacements album when i was a wee nipper
unfortunately i traded it in shortly after...:(
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:19,
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unfortunately i traded it in shortly after...:(
it's the hooteeny
part that confuzzles me.
/not a star wars fan blog
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:35,
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/not a star wars fan blog
yeh you all get him!
who are we grabbing now? I'm just a confused GIRL
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:06,
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metal stuff
erm theres a hammer there and tools for drilling machines and other stuff that i dont know the names of
I'm a great engineer!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:46,
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I'm a great engineer!
NO
Not at all like transformers. NEVER like transformers.
But still a robot. With abig little hammer for an arm.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:51,
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But still a robot. With a
ohh interesting I shal start working
on this robot with a hammer arm
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:54,
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You've got a glittering career
working for Metronet ahead of you : )
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:55,
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them losers? i dont think so!!
and if you think they are bad then you should see the crap that tubelines have employed
I work for Eurostar!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:04,
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I work for Eurostar!
I RECOGNISE THAT DANCING
But I haven't actually seen the show from which it originates
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:54,
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I've no idea either haha
I was watching those random flash things on pown.alluc again and that came up. So I stole a few frames and cut her out ;)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:56,
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Arf!
I quite like this completely insane version of Badger Badger
pown.alluc.org/?uid=389
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:00,
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pown.alluc.org/?uid=389
Haha, that always confused me. Mainly of the "Why does this exist?!" circle of confusion
This one provides that level of confusion also. I know the original came from ytmnd and was just a regular guy dancin', but how did it turn into a snake with a HL shirt and a party hat? :D
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:04,
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Hahahaha
there's a really funny Super Mario thing somewhere on there. It's completely insane and my tea met the monitor when I first saw it. Can't find it though.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:09,
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The only mario thing I have marked is...
pown.alluc.org/?uid=929
which makes me do a lol
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:10,
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which makes me do a lol
Nah, that's not it
All I remember is it was very surreal. Their heads kept floating off at random and other such mental shit.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:13,
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Great, now you've got me looking through all of pown :D
Edit: This? pown.alluc.org/?uid=986
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:15,
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Hahaha
I'm still searching for it myself. I hope I didn't dream it hahaha.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:21,
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That's why I demand one right now!
Here's the original version. It was a pain in the arse cutting all the frames out.
pown.alluc.org/?uid=708
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:03,
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pown.alluc.org/?uid=708
That's it. I remember loving the music on that one, but never fukken saved or bookmarked it.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:04,
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Loituma - Levan Polka
www.sendspace.com/file/jlopa8
eeep. i appear to be mistaken. thought it was leekspin *blush* *resolves never to attempt to be helpful again*
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:21,
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eeep. i appear to be mistaken. thought it was leekspin *blush* *resolves never to attempt to be helpful again*
That pile of things looks like things can be done using those things
But the things achievable are things I cannot comprehend.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:45,
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Where is the T-slot cleaner?
Were you doing "Performing Engineering Operations" By any chance?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:53,
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I did it too...
Stuff tool making, became a maintenance engineer instead.
More money, less work
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:09,
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More money, less work
Well...
If you can handle upto 13 cups of vending machine coffee per shift, your in luck my friend.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:16,
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When I was in school
I machined a hashpipe out of some drumkit hardware, and they passed me on it.
Then, getting a bit over my head I made a knifestick out of two lengths of aluminium bars. I got expelled :(
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 22:11,
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Then, getting a bit over my head I made a knifestick out of two lengths of aluminium bars. I got expelled :(
hehe
damn you people and your hummus. My mum was right when she said I'd be sorry if I opened mine before xmas
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:41,
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it's very nice
but I'm slowly becoming overcome with an urge to do some kind of adjustment to that firm instrument she's got between her lips
:D
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:39,
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:D
Oooh, that's ace!
I bet there's some sort of snake just out of shot haha.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:40,
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Oooh yes
it is a cobra type thing curled in a basket.
There is also a rope for a trick later.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:41,
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There is also a rope for a trick later.
I was considering doing so also
But I lack the effort to do so. GO, LEMON, GO!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:44,
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Cheers!
Am I still allowed to talk to you now you're all promoted? Or should I call you sir?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:48,
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god not you as well ;-)
i get enough of this at school "Heil Director" etc.
i enjoy it really
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:51,
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i enjoy it really
Ta!
Finally worked out how to blend colours together with photoshop.
Oh dear, I just saw the "Peanuts" thing in your profile...PFFFFT.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:26,
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Oh dear, I just saw the "Peanuts" thing in your profile...PFFFFT.
Have you tried Painter?
I think it would suit your current style. There's a demo version online I think.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:27,
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I hear its rather processor/memory hungry
The beastie I currently work on is not particularly endowed with either.
It was chuntering away a bit even at the latter stages of doing this one.
Still, I'll give it a shot. Isn't there a free ware Painter like thing as well? Artrage or something?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:34,
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It was chuntering away a bit even at the latter stages of doing this one.
Still, I'll give it a shot. Isn't there a free ware Painter like thing as well? Artrage or something?
Artrage is great fun.
Though obviously it helps if you can draw/paint to begin with, which you can. You'd probably really like it.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:36,
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Yep, Artrage is still free I think
and it's pretty good. Painter's really excellent though, and it works fairly well alongside Photoshop (you can export painter files to .psd and retain your layers, etc.)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:37,
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Blimey! That must have taken some work!
Have a woo and a click for your trouble.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:24,
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Ah crap!
*gets cantina music stuck in head again*
Doo doo Doo doo Doodey Doo, Deedleydee de deedle dee doo..
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:29,
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Doo doo Doo doo Doodey Doo, Deedleydee de deedle dee doo..
...
drawn by this guy, colored by me...
click for version that doesn't suck...
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:11,
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click for version that doesn't suck...
Yay!
Nicely done, even if the yellow guy does have GI Joe crotch issues :)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:15,
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yay!
^_^
now i must dash off, for i have to bathe before going to work for a 10 hour shift...
*weeps openly*
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:19,
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now i must dash off, for i have to bathe before going to work for a 10 hour shift...
*weeps openly*
Yow, I sympathize...
I actually did almost a full day's work yesterday, it was a hell of a shock to the system.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:20,
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woo!
looks good so far, the big one is loading slowly...
...I have seen the big one, and it is great!
That halftone pattern is doing my eyes in though, but that's normal.
How long did it take you?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:16,
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...I have seen the big one, and it is great!
That halftone pattern is doing my eyes in though, but that's normal.
How long did it take you?
yay - lovely colouring :)
i can't even keep within the lines :(
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:20,
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Wooo
They using Psylock again?
Sorry haven't read Xmen for years.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:24,
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Sorry haven't read Xmen for years.
Cor!
Woo! Sorry I scarpered earlier, all is Braw! with me, hope the same applies to you!
*scarpers again*
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:28,
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*scarpers again*
Man who lives on Orange Juice
What a load of shite- which incidentally is what there will be if he continues on that diet. It`ll go right through him.Not to mention the skurvy. it ruins your skin.
* Fruit fact. The orange is the only one of the main fruits named after it`s colour.
The lemon doesn`t count( too feminine).
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:08,
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* Fruit fact. The orange is the only one of the main fruits named after it`s colour.
The lemon doesn`t count( too feminine).
Hello chap
You want to post this as a reply to another post, or on /talk
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:09,
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You are a cunt.
but your orange fact is true.
This also goes for Blood orange. This fruit is truly magic in its colour power.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:10,
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This also goes for Blood orange. This fruit is truly magic in its colour power.
many a fact about oranges is true, but we don't have to hear about them here
i prefer apples anyway
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:11,
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I havn't spent the the last 25 years fighting you Apple fascist to listen to it here
Oranges have rights too.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:16,
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lime is a colout innit?
useless fruit fact cnut cant get his trufax correct.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:39,
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Depart this plane!
This dimension is not suitable for this kind of message.
You need the next navi-link along! *points*
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:11,
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You need the next navi-link along! *points*
needs some kind of illustrative device
so that I can understand what you are saying
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:14,
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Something for illustrative purposes you mean?
I'm struggling to grasp your concept.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:16,
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Shhh
He is just trying to draw the attention away from how much aids he has.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:16,
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oh go on then
I know you freaks only flount the rules so you can see my faq pic again...
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:39,
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I bet there are middle aged Asian businessmen inside those
and this is the new fetish in town
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:07,
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Perhaps later when it's quieter
Then it won't get too tiresome :)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:20,
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Can I have a photo of your bin please Mr Meats?
Then I can say I used your bin.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:18,
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thanks to you
I've just gone and discovered the magic of bumpo!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 21:25,
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woo
My sister who drives a smart car would love that for her little girl.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:54,
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Then we've found a product.
375 pounds, I here by mark 50% as my own. The other 50% is for spaceage.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:56,
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OOh
I see the potential for this to be used everywhere *clicks*
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:48,
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yay!
MOD EDIT: Your penis is still stuck, please remove foreign object from disk drive.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:49,
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I love how the villiage people show up in the middle of the video.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:51,
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I think that hand action needs a big CDC adding
* MOD EDIT: That picture is far too good for here. Well done Waxdart. Have a good weekend.I've not laughed like that in years.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:42,
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* MOD EDIT: That picture is far too good for here. Well done Waxdart. Have a good weekend.I've not laughed like that in years.
if anyone Khan
can Khan.
Daaa Dada DADA daa da DADA da da DAaaa da DADA da da da
DER DER DER der der der der.
Daaaaa
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:58,
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Daaa Dada DADA daa da DADA da da DAaaa da DADA da da da
DER DER DER der der der der.
Daaaaa
smoke it
toke it
choke it
MODULE EDIT: Your penis doesn't fit into the disk drive
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:41,
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choke it
MODULE EDIT: Your penis doesn't fit into the disk drive
Ah yes
Unexpected anal sex
Or, as the cool kids call it these days, surprise buttsecks
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:28,
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Or, as the cool kids call it these days, surprise buttsecks
nan does cause terrorism?
i knew i should've kept an eye on her
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:14,
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All that knitting
Knew they were up to something *puts a suspicious face on*
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:59,
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pfft
And strangely popular with Buddhists over the duration of the whole Vietnam thang!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:14,
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Everyone calls it nandos
If it were portugoose i'd pronounce it nandosh.
off i go to google it
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:18,
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off i go to google it
nantwitch
what happens when grandma get's electrocuted in cheshire
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:32,
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Wholesale thriving
Retail is a slow.
Expansions in progress though :)
/shop blog
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:20,
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Expansions in progress though :)
/shop blog
How could I turn a ladle like you down
Popping out for a ciggy then I'll join ya.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:20,
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Ok, it's time
www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
B3ta Room
Come one, come all!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:22,
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B3ta Room
Come one, come all!
I just couldn't believe
They had such a pompous pissing slogan as "set the world on fire..." etc. I mean, they serve pissing chicken!
/rage
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:14,
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/rage
*gets lighter out*
FLAMBE!
/can't do accents* blog
*accents as in acute or grave, not as in changing my vocal sound.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:20,
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/can't do accents* blog
*accents as in acute or grave, not as in changing my vocal sound.
See below VV
The whole setting yourself on fucking fire thing is pretty well overrated.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:19,
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I don't know what I'm looking at
I've only had one glass of red thus far.
gives it a mo for me.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:02,
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gives it a mo for me.
having neither glue, scissors nor the facilities to appropriate them...
i made a mess and took a pic
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:08,
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and there was me looking for meaning
Thats better than my desk.
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:10,
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there's no meaning and no point cleaning
its a desk in a mess i confess!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:14,
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*uses CSI image enhancer*
one of the items on the taskbar says midget pr0n
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:02,
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So who posted a link to imagefap and then got embarassed and deleted it?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:08,
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you got rolled on the CSI Image Enhancer, its says
gidget shorn - its all about surfin and shavin
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:06,
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I'm looking at girls shavin
What a small world.
Amish women face hair Mmmmm
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:07,
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Amish women face hair Mmmmm
hahahaha!
points, sings and taunts - ya gonna spill ya coffee, ya gonna spill ya coffee, ya gonna spill ya coffee!
:)
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:16,
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:)
somewhere,
george bush is looking at that and getting very excited
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:49,
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am i the only one
who read that as 'bi-hazzard', looked at daisy, and started, er, thinking for a minute until i snapped out of it?
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:53,
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Hahaha
"I trusted the government, now my bikini glows in the dark"
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:56,
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Damn you Boss Hog for allowing the secret tests to take place
now my moonshine made me grow a second penis
..on my head!!
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:59,
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..on my head!!
This made me remember an urban legend...
It claims that Bill Cosby bought all of the episodes and the rights to the Dukes of Hazzard TV show. He did this not for financial gain, but in order to prevent the TV show from ever airing as reruns. The legendary justification being that the television show somehow perpetuated inaccurate perceptions of culture in the southern USA.
I do not know if it is bunk, so check http://snopes.com yourself.
cheers
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Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:58,
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I do not know if it is bunk, so check http://snopes.com yourself.
cheers
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