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# The Cribs.

Site Much?



(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# What did you do with their faces you Psycho!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# She fed their faces to them.
Actually I'm not sure how that would work.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Nor me
but I want to see it on youtube & in next weeks newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# I think that could work,
if I left their mouths. Then I could feed them their eyes and noses. Instead, I fed their faces to a poor old man and his dog, on the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# WIP
*whi-tsh!*
Looking good :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Have no faces
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Straight Edge...

*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Loosers
*has sex whilst snorting vodka off a whores bum cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Tighters
*Snorts Daz off Pauline Quirk's bosom.*
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Fucking spelling, bet they'd get it right the do gooders can probably count past twelveteen
*Fucks Pauline fowler in the ass whilst shooting herion into his eyeballs*
oooh thats the stuff right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# There was this graffiti
on the urinal of wanker's guffawing pit Hogan's on George's St here in Dubbalin.

It said "GIVE YOUR KIDS HERION".

They painted and sanded the whole place once. Within hours the "HERION" daubings were replaced.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# IT IS A BAND!
Also: What the hell is that stolen image doing on the popular page?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Which one would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# The sparta one at the top.
Edit: well second to top now
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Who made it?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Some faggot on the internet. I don't know, I didn't call it out as stolen.
The guy could very well have made it. But I doubt it.

This is why we must use subtle tags. SUBTLE TAG EVERYTHING!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I dunno
But not the guy who posted it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# you can't un-'I like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# well, that's because everyone voted for it

I don't look on the popular page much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# It was deduced as being stolen pretty fast, though
and not many people replied to it - most of the replies being negative. I suppose there are a lot of silent voters.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
#

parachute? face.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# you don't want to forget your parahute
PARAHUTE IS IMPORTANT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# You'd like that
wouldn't you.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# PARAHUTE IS IMPOTANT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# O NO I FORGOTTON IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Aww my cat is so cute
Fireworks scared the shit out of her and now she follows everyone around meowing at them. Won't go out at all
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Does it make :3 face at you
and then you go :3 back at it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# No
but ...

I meow back
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# I was in Florida for a week
and when I came back, the kittens were about the size of the full growns. I started yelling at mofaha "what did you do with the kittens? what did you do to them? they're huge!"
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Did they make :3 face at you
and then you go :3 back?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# No.
I cuddleded them and then they did mew and scratch my wrists up real bad and I put them down again.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# BIGGAR KITTINS
Your profile gave my eyes a hernia
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Close enough.
a :3 face would probably be difficult to achieve without surgery anyway. And it'd be a lot of effort to go through with just to :3 at a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
#
:3

Edit: well damn, that was meant to be bigger than usual. Font tags don't work on the main board. Rargh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Very nice.
Please draw a band I've heard of. Maybe the Kinks. They're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Maybe.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# 1st FaceSwap


this disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# You're not the only
two.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# me too

Just a tip for future reference: the left face is too small, and the right one is too big.
You'll get a better matching if you scale the faces a bit to the head you're putting it on.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# It adds to the freakiness
But you are right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# yeah...
I see what you mean.

Although Arnie wouldn't look like Jimmy Sommerville that one out of Ant and Dec if I did that.

(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Do with it what you will, of course
reverse for comedy effect
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# arrrghh!

You've made his missus look a bit like Walter Matthau!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# 1st faceswap you say?
here's mine then

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# marit safin and tony blair?
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# the clue is in the filename
or was that sarcasm? My sarcasm-o-meter is broken at the mo :-(
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Have a scratchy ink drawing
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# rather nice, that
have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Thank you sir :)
*sticks in pocket*
*jacks off*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# ugh, you've covered it all in fluids
i'll not be able to use that again
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Have a new one, courtesy of my fluids.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Well done.
But put BATMAN on the roof. BATMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I quite like that.
Reminds me of The House Of Usher, something, perhaps, that would illustrate an Edgar Allan Poe book. :) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# What's more, this place actually exits
It's a shed suspended by two brick walls over a pavillion with blocked out windows and doors in a field.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Damn!
That's really cool. I'd love to see that. Have you any photos?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Gah, nope, sorry
Just lots of drawings.
I'll try get some next week maybe. They'll probably be crappy phone photos though.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Heheh.
Good enough for me! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# photo of this strange building?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# See my reply above
*sees*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Tokyo Police Club. :)

Site Much?



(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Who's the person being eaten by a seal
in a back?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I don't know his name,
but if you look at the sorce pic, he's actually wearing a furry bear suit thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Just seen your Flickr.
You're quite sexy. How come you turned out all Emo?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# pediatrician!
...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# you wish
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# You have a
distinct grooming style.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# gosh
a band i actually know. and like
that hand looks a bit gimpy, though
well done, miss
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Yes.
mofaha was calling him 'rawr i am a gay bear'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# did he mean bear in the gay sense of bear?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# All I can think of when I look at this
Is the guy in the middle shouting "HURRRRRRRR!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# His mouth is huge
He looks like he could eat a whole orange in one bite!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# P'raps he can?
But are we talking with or without the peel? Because the peel is nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Both, But I reckon he prefers without
bare back and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Yea, most likely.
But, it does count if it's without the peel?
And what about clementines? 'Cos I think I can fit a whole clementine in my mouth... But they're small. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Dave!
Still touting for pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Sure mate
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# peel is integral
to the experience
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# though he's not entirely sure
he's playing that at the right speed
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# :)
I can hear him saying it - he did say it a lot though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Arrrrgggh
Those don't even look human
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Says the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I look more human than they do
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I like your style
but I'd like it more if I knew the persons in the picture, so I could compare

say, like the Mothers of Invention... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# I'll remember that.
And draw them. Then you can compare.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# When i see your posts i feel old
because i dont know who the fuck anyone is!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Well I don't know who any of them are, but I don't feel old
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I think you have to reach a certain age,
have life kick you in the baws a couple of times, and most importantly, not have had a ride in a while and these things will make you feel like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# guess what dickhead forgot to upload the image last time?
This was meant for deviantart but why should they have it eh? Eh?*



Click for bigger (382KB)


*because it's not that good
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# not that good?
are you quite mad?

that is quite excellent work there. It deserveth a click and will get one from me :-)

*clicks*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Not as good as the shit I had 5 minutes ago.
That was a world record breaker.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I forget who it was
that was doing the 'weight loss by shitting' blog but it was quite interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Manley
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Ah yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
#
havingapoo.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# thanks
for sharing!

And the prize winning poo weighed how much exactly? Details man, come on, details.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# *checks*
Yup. It can be milked.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# it's the
udders you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# ooo
*fetches the milking scissors*
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Excellent stuff
Owls are woo
Click and woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# ta
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Can I pea this for you then?

Oops just did
:S
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I don't really love owlz
I'm a filthy liar
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Owls
Have chicks too

Not this one though, she has chups
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# oh! ...now I see...
Pasanonic says "This one is rather shit. Do I delete the file, or just upload it to B3ta?"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# hey, know your place!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# That is rather very good sir
Tophatclass
Have something for msn not worth it's own thread :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# What's the underscore that flashes underneath him?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# :|
I have no idea
I've never even noticed it before :S
Prehaps a glitch involving his eye I'd like to think :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Pah
Those DA creatures don't deserve it. They wouldn't appreciate its overt owliness.

Too-click, too-woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# mmm, devinantart
I want to post some of my things up here, but everybody hated RPS...
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# this is rather splendid
there's a matching cat down there
www.b3ta.com/board/7381319

terwit ter woo!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# we can send them to sea
in a beautiful orange/brown boat
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I like the big version
it's like it's on fire

how'd you make this?
any particular program?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Corel painter X
it's as close to real painting as you will ever get on a PC. Just load up with paint and brush away. You can keep the paint on the canvas wet for blending or just as easily dry it at a click and load more paint on top. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# That sounds awfully fine
I'll have to look into that one!

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# nice
i like the fella who calls himself
[email protected] on that



[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# I have no idea what you are trying to
trick me into.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# twit woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# I know the compo is over but
I kept looking at this image and thinking ...




and courtesy of GodSaveTheQueen via Plentyofants

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# coming soon
Tagliarinigirl

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Carpaccio party!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I'd complain but it's already pasta joke!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
#
Tagliarini Tub
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# well done!
you win the prize!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# *modest*
*notices the sarcasm*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# the smile adds great hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# ^ that very much
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# it's his own smile
as well you know!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I've never seen his teeth before!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# nor had I
in fact, until I found the picture, I was of the firm belief that he had no teeths
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# hahaha!
yay! sorry for deleting that image cluck and mediocre but bloop now has it sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# ah, I was wondering what you meant!
you should probably flip the right half for extra tiling goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# i'll delete this add it to yours
this page is getting too many gordons
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# too many gordons?
yeah, I wasn't planning on that. I can't stand the **** myself.

That 4-tile version is simply spiffing :-D
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# done and flipped!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# genius!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# utter
utter genius

it is for times like this that I want a "I like this" in replies

have a woo and a yay from me
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# sorry, couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Always wondered where that came from
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# no need
to apologise. I thought about doing the same thing, but the mouth is far more "sucky" than "spewey" :-D
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# arf
I like that a lot
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# brilliant source image
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# hope you don't mind
but I've redone it in reverse and slapped it in the first post :-)

(with due credit to your good self :) )
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# bless you, but i downloaded plentyofants version
so that's where the credit is due.

like i said great source image.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# all i did
was open imageready, reverse the frames, and save it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# all i did was save yours, open ulead gif animator
loose the first frame, crop it,re-size it, set the delay to zero and bobs your uncle.
i let you two do the clever thinking stuff, i just went for the glory.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# oh get a room
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# ooh ooh
room for one more?

(er, maybe not)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# just realised that
and added credit to plentyofants aswell :-)

(I used the source pic to create a frankie howard image for the compo. Still makes me laugh looking at it now :-D )

EDIT - and thanks for the woo. It is most generous :-)

EDIT - and because it wasn't worthy of posting in it's own thread, I did this earlier for absolutely no reason whatsoever

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# ickean lizard conspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# that is so worthy of it's own thread.
and no reason at all is the best reason there is.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# The US marines have switched to digital camouflage...
...just in time to come for b3ta :o



Just a scribble after doing a little tutorial for drawing eyes in Inkscape. You can get the source files for these from there as well.

Tiny plug - my book is now available from amazon.co.uk.
([email protected] has written a book, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# i clicked on the link and it looked just like yor post
well done for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# apart from, say
all the source files and the license... hence the link :o
([email protected] has written a book, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# How does that work then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# this is most woo
but it also scares the shit out of me :-o
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I bet it stopped you from wanking for a second too

and why were you afraid of Pedantichrist?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Got me
going,
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# how did you know????
and the Pedantichrist thing was just as a laugh anyway. Felt like a bit of cyber-stalking with something he/she wrote :-D
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# This is
much better than mine :/
([email protected] has written a book, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I still don't know what you were trying to do in your post though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Eye eye!
















*calms down*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# the first one of those
makes me laugh like a loon.

The last one makes me hide behind my chair :-o
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# surely you meant
Who's the girl on the right left in the last picture?
I like her eyes.

/ironic but true
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# all of them!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I KNEW IT!!!
*feels rather naked now* Well done!
(vkacademy has made a kitten tank, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)
# not only your book!
but thousands of other books!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# there are thousands of books?
who come i've only ever read one?
well most of one anyway,
well i looked at the cover,
when i said looked at the cover i mean i saw it advertised on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# you stole it from waterstones
and then threw it in the fire, for warmth, didn't you?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Goody ..... Goody Goody ...... Run Run !


vectory goofiness borked TBT

next up: last night a dj shaved my wife
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I had the runs today.
I don't know why
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# that's shit, dude
:/

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Public Enema Number One
/Iron Maiden
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# wtf is that source pic from?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# looks like this place
www.swindonweb.com/life/lifemagi1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# christ on a crutch!
i thought it was some sort of posh driving school, not an actual road layout.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# it's the magic roundabout, the best roundabout evar!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# would that be the hemel magic roundabout
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I want to see the next
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha, excellent, needs less Oddie and more Garden and Brooke-Taylor though!
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# ^this^
the world needs less oddie!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# voila !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# that roundabout
is magic!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
and I can't wait till that next one

so give it now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# ecky-thump
more of these!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Yes, Swindon ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Woo Swindon!
I wanted to find a Goodies source picture for vectoring, but failed.

Well done you for finding one.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# thank ye
it showed up when searching for "magic roundabout dougal"
www.televisionheaven.co.uk/goodies.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# The Lovely IVV
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Wow that's great!!
Brilliant!

Who's up next? :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# medicore
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Ah, cool!
*Jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Who's that then?

www.medicore.com :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Bah, sorry my eyes are all stuffy
Edit: won't do yours till tomorrow mate, eyes are a bit strained.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# That's okay
I won't be here for long anyway

/edit: and tomorrow's my b3taday too!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Bonnie Langford
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# WHO IS BONNIE LANGFORD!?
*wheezes like the ice cream man from Dexter's Lab*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
#
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Mel.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# NSFW!

edjt:
argh, that means I think it looks pornographic :\
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# not safe for wanking?
certainly not.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Not Safe For Willies
In general
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# be glad that you do not know.
(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# She's here, on the left...
www.b3ta.com/board/7381145
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
First actual Lol in a couple of hours
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# sorry, couldn't resist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Awww
S'lully! Great tshirt work :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# you look good there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# You've got a bit of a belm going on there...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# The kullahs ah luly!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# ain't she damn fine?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# That's redexing for me
And I can't actually remember what it looks like
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# and me and your car!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# be-autiful
But then, could she be anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# very nicely done
at some stage i will have to ask one of you far too talented folks to render me a likeness of my good self.

well done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# oh what a coy, delightful creature!
and Verity looks nice too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Oh you
*does gay girl hand flop*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# tha's trés nice. well done, sir
is that tshirt off threadless or somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Yes
I have rather a stash of threadless tshirts. I'm wearing one now :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Aren't they great?
GF's bought a stash of them too, and they fit me too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# just like her pants
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# *shuts down webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Chique!
I love that colour stuff of yours
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Cheers
Kinda like them myself now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# ooh!
me?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Munchies!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# hehe
yes

MUNCHIES!!!!!!

:D

yes, drawn to the munchies :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# your cat looks very 1970s
but in, kind of, a good way
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ummmmmm...
thankyou sortof but not?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# it's probably just its colour scheme
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
we had wallpaper in that nice brown and orange pallette.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# traditional brown/orange 1970's wallpaper
oh oh

with some kind of symetrical flowers on it too

man, I can visualise it already

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# you have a very nice pussy

well someone had to say it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# heh...
thank you...she is pretty awesome...

*decides to take that in the non-dirty way*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# What a lovely bunch of fluff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# its a tad too out of focus for me to get it up to the standard I like
But if you get me one in focus certainly
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# :(
sad panda for me.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# you're getting better at these
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# needs more whiskey
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Spin that leek!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# exactly what it needed
i was going to have another look at him in due course. i won't now he's all yours.
splendid.

edit/although having said that i've had an idea
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# needs more gapping snatch
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# nice work
have a woo :-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# excellent work Dave
that is no more than 16 colours, surely that could be reduced to an icon for windows XP??

Wish I could do that stuff but I'm doing other stuff that stops me practising this stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Image is a tad small, sorry.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

'Pern & Fhil'

Fhil looks like Roy Walker in drag...
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That was a nice surprise
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# VOTE FOR SAXON!
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# you took a wrong turn there my friend
bloody sat navs are a waste of energy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# READ THE FAQ!
and the link is also shit

That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# and bloody long
first 10 secs were enough.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# You need /links
Before you get brutally slaughtered here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Choose life
Choose a website. Choose something that would actually make peeps give a shit.

Then close the door on your way out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# oh
noes!
(iamah, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)
# *sigh*

good thing i keep these handy, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I'm hoping
Someone will give you reason to post the others
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# i can
if you really want me to...
^_-
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# and for good measure...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Best thing
I have ever seen
(Fudge Monkey never did, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# this sort of thing makes balls ups worthwhile.
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# the milkybar kid ersatz buck rogers
killing the alien made of snot

disturbs me


edit: oh god, shakey beans woman

what is wrong with you man! you made me experience shakey beans woman!

edit2: edd winchester on ovaltine advert

AAAAAAAAAAAARrrgg!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# another faceswap
this one works well i think!
(viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# EUARGH!
That's so wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# He has a huge face
Mooooooooooooooooon face.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Face on the moon
In a burberry spaceship
Face on the moon
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# who are these people?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# The one on the left..
..works in my local Spar.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# old repost

also this and that
(I helped save b3ta! johnsto, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# lovely idea, these gay weddings
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] needs more brown crayon i think. and a better camera
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# albinomo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# THat's woosome
If anyone is watching The gig. Is Dave Grohl slowly turning into a bear?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# if i can find my blu-tac i might animate it.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I think he might be...
still one of (if not the) coolest person in existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# He's my cuz:P
We started to look at lot different as we got older. But when I was about 18 I got laid loads as we looked so alike:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# i'm doing my bit to save the planet
by not watching it, i'm told my computer uses less power than a telly. although i did see corinne bailey rae while i was doing my tea. lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Katie Melua. Beautiful but sings about utter garbage.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Disclaimer 1: For the purpose of this image,each sickle is playing the part of 1.8 million sickles.

Disclaimer 2: I've never actually seen a woman naked, so the body is on a 'best endeavours' basis. Is it true they have tentacles?
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# yes
they have tentacles

this enables them to throw plates around corners
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# haha
actually giggles like a loon
Gis a hug babe *drunkenly kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# O_O
aaarg!!!

look over there, ponies!

*runs screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Yes, women do indeed have tentacles
It stops them slipping when they crawl along the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# you've drawn the minge the wrong way up.....


also, 'sexually greedy', I'm affronted!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# The body is upside down
So teh fluffy pyobs are dangling down.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ......????
you really don't know how lady bits work do you!

watch some porn or something
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# you'd be best advised to stay away from unclothed women
that way madness lies
also unclothed chaps, cos i don't care what they say that must smart a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# you are quite the mental, sir
also, same melua picture i started with when i heard she was doing a gig at the bottom of the north sea

though it turned out it was in some oil platform or something. more's the pity
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# So that's what happened to the twin towers...
Planes my arse.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# *planes own arse also*
ow! that smarts
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Just wait until the hair and skin grows back...
...the friction when you walk is horrific.

Stick a piece of wood between your arse cheeks and you can create spindles for staircases while you stroll.
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Fuck, now I've got that shite song in my head

(waxdart hello., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# "Loki" Luciano of the Gray Mafia, c. 1936

(Source)
(Thinking of using him as a perp in a Judge Dredd RPG scenario. Bloody Reticulans.)

In other news, I'm back from holiday. Did you miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ver nice
can't beat a bit of alienising.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# nicely shopped!


I've just rediscovered one of my favourite ever posts www.b3ta.com/board/3206585

/cleaning out bookmarks folder
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# if i say i missed you
can i post this random sid here?

it's bernard breslaw's fault
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# hahahaha, great stuff!
random Sid for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# whilst looking for sid i found this
i did mention it way down there
www.b3ta.com/board/7381099
it made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahahaha, my words, what big tits!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# this guy must be a b3tard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztb9POPaabM

contains rude spoken words.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I've killed fluffeh tiem
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I like it!
also, you have a great name
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# thankyou
my mum gave it to me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Well I tried

Click for creepy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# never say things aren't worth their own thread
I've posted all sorts of shite in its own thread
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Bonnie Langford on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ME on the left
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Bonnie! had no idea you were a b3tan!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# haha
how very rude to the delightful miss Langford!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
*wipes a tear from my eye*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# you tried what??
?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# This
www.b3ta.com/board/7380927
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# COAK
or something...
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
How rude! :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# oops I did it again
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# part of what i'm currently working on coloring...

drawn by this guy

i've sort of decided i want to be a colorist when i get out of school...not very good yet,
so i've been practicing on other people's stuff...so far, everyone's being pretty nice when i ask
to color things...and i'm building up a portfolio to boot!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# :D
looking nice so far
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Snikt! Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# snikt is my favorite action word ever!
i have a...(well...it's like a dyptich but there's 4 of them...so i dunno... )
of copies i did of roy lichtenstein style paintings in my room...they are comic sound effects.
i have three done...Pow, Fwak and Wham...been torn between Snikt and Bamf for the last one...
thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# what about Thwip?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# thwip is good...
or fwip...what sound does it make when gambit throws his cards?
anyone know?

i mean other than woo
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Swoosh?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# really?
i was thinking perhaps it might be fwip...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ...well, now i
have to!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Is that from MVC2?
I used to love that

oh and do snikt!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# indeed.
yeah, i'm thinking snikt may be the winner...as my "wham!" is already in an explosion cloud...to do bampf
would be a bit redundant...where as with snikt i could have a shiny claw thingy...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# that was my thinking
variety is teh spice of life
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# indeed...
i'll have to track down my camera and take some pictures of them...they are pretty ace...

i also did a giant jumping mario...where 1 pixel = 1 inch...which i think is like 2.5 cm, right?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# 2.54 :)
That's quite giant!
did you ever do that animated cross stitch I suggested?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# nope
i forgot that...too bad my hands hurt all the time now...i never
even finished that mario level pillow i was going to do...

:(
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# you can´t beat
a kersplat.
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# become a plumber
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# just think of all the plums
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Schnikity
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# That's very smart.
I do a spot of line-art rendering myself. Feel free to swap tips.


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# ooer!
how did you do the fog in the first one?
edit: lol...that's a chorizowagon, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# yes it's a chorizo
and the fog is just a well set up airbrush, numerous selected areas with a good feather then brush in. Might have added a touch of wind (distort) filter, not sure, then a touch of burning and dodge for depth and then reduce the layer opacity.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ah.
and the lully shiny things on the swords in the second one?

i've been using strategically placed lense flare filters for mine...but yours have a nicer shape to them...

custom brush?

edit:ah...i never use the dodge and burn tools because sometimes, they produce some strange colors...
i just shade with variations of the main color, and then use the smudge tool to blend it.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# probably
just a standard airbrush ( I sometimes reset the taper if my pen does not give enough fade on standard ) then I create a layer, put it on top and fill with black. Change layer yo screen and then draw a selection using the polygon lasso tool like a star, feather it a touch and brush in that selection with a ligh colour fading to the edges. de-select and paint the centre. Add a glow in blending options of the same colour and you have a nice glint.

I can get carried away with stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# those are great stars though!
heh...i like that one...

i get carried away with shading sometimes...i know it's possible to get a decent effect with
just the main color, a shadow and a highlight color...
but i like the look so much better when you use like...8 different colors for the shadows alone...

sometimes the pictures take me a while because of this. lol.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# haha, I know what you mean
I think that the apocalyptic rhino and the deviant ( in my profile ) stand me at over 30 layers each.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# lol
yay!
some one who is as bad as me!

i have a friend who does a lot of digital art involving animals...
the number of layers she gets going for fur is insane!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# She seems
very talented, I've stuck her on watch so I can check her gallery proper later.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# she is.
we met in art class...she used to bring pomegranates to class and share them with me...

we always "accidentally" flicked the seeds at our teacher who we shared a mutual dislike of.

she is cooking me dinner tonight! *dances*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# very nice
for those sword glints, it looks like you could just draw a line on a screen layer, then duplicate and rotate it loads of times.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# you sure could
but I'm impatient ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# that rhino one is tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# i concurr...
tremendous and silly all at once! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# cheers
the original sketch is fantastic. It's hard to do things badly when you have good source to work with ( like nobby nobodys stuff )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# cor!
is that who did it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# no, nobby did not do this
it's professional comic book work from Philip Tan.
Nobby does things equally ass good though. He's really fucking talented www.biro-art.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# yep I know Nobby's stuff, it's great!
Edit: I just put his drawing over your colours as a multiply layer, looks even better like that I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# wow
is there a whole secret factory somewhere full of people drawing x-men line art for your colouring pleasure?

you lucky devil you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# DAMN!
my secret is out!

*sends ninjas to kill you*

^_-
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Kids, listen to the rap music...Kids...


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Kids.. they listen to the rap.. which gives 'em the brain damage
Woo for Cosby :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Ooooh
dont mention the Huxtables
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# oh god
I suddenly have an insatiable craving for puddin' pops

MUST HAVE PUDDIN' POPS
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# The Sign

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# now this
is the last thing humanity will witness

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# time to kill?
yay



sprees
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hurrah
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Best sign ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Looks like an ominous portent
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I'm in a bit of
a strange place -brain wise- at the moment. That picture makes me
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# *That is mighty fine*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# yay
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I have no idea what that is
but it's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Bweatiful!
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)

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