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[challenge entry]
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click here to see it in the big size we all know and love.

instead of just the front cover, here's the front, back and spine. print it out, wrap it around the paperback you're currently reading, and amuse others on the bus.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Is this a Harry Potter reference?
Just realised it has gone midnight, so i'm going to fuck off now to avoid any spoilers people post 'for a laugh'.
Yes I'm sad, and actually want to read books.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# harry potter?!
good god, no. it's all just stuff out of my head (well, aside from the pic and the reviewers i chose).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# he fucks the one that can't act
at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# So that's
the whole cast then? (excluding Robbie Coltrane of course).

And why on Earth hasn't Brian Blessed been in a HP film yet?
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# the next one he will be
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# He sould be.
Brian Blessed for Voldemort?
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)
# he has sufficient power to play all the characters
twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# The next one should just be
Brian Blessed in front of a mirror shouting all the lines at himself
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)
# intermittently on fire
and maybe some strobe lighting too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# And chickens
There's got to be chickens. Mutant vampire chickens. Mutant vampire chickens pecking the eyeballs out of Emma Watson's partially disembowelled corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)
# "...gives her best performance to date..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)
# PFFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)
# evening spazz
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)
# Bonjour Mr Bazmonkey
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Good, but fucking tired so i have no idea why i am still up.
I've stupidly made plans involving giving up the wrong side of midday too.

How are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Ooh, not too shabby
Got myself addicted to eBay, I'm now desperately selling shit in an attempt to recoup my spendings....doing quite well so far.

I have to be up at 9 to go to the Cumberland Show with the folks, I hear there is a tractor show and everything. And terrier racing. The whole day well may be one gigantic spontaneous orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# hahaha
Sounds like my kind of day - I'm spluffing at the thought. No, wait...thats bollocks. ;)

Never have got into Ebay - I wouldnt know where to start now

My mate zoid is going to come pick me up to go climbing at 10 and he said if i'm not up then he is going to "scud" my door until I'm awake. I dont know what that means but i probably shouldn't give him the chance
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Scud?
Sounds like he's going to projectile shit through your letterbox.

I'm sure they said that's what it meant on Newsnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)
# I don't think much of that. I'm going to get in there first
*letterbombs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 1:36, archived)
# Could just imagine him now:
"HELLO! I'M BRIAN..."

(muttered whisperings, "No you're name is Harry Potter in this one Brian" more muttered whisperings...)

"HELLO! I'M HARRY POTTER! EXPELLIARMUS"

Then the film ends on the power of Brian's awesomeness
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# crikey!
it would get pumped so full of awards it would be leaking oscars
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# I feel an online
petition coming on...

Brian Blessed for the next HP film: Harry Potter and the Shameless cash in
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# tis a fine cover
the purple text on the back is an exellent choice
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)
# you are most kind, sir.
colour choices took up some time on this - i went through a few and settled on these.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Sorry for the crappy image quality - all I had was my camera phone
Still, anyone who's read the newsletter knows that's $50 I don't have to spend.







Hint - From the newsletter



[Edit] And yes, I am so horrendously white that my skin causes lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I don't read the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# I can't even read
thankfull, I can write though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# But how do you know what you have written?
/paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# I have a specially trained team of word midgets
that translate for me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
#
ll lly
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# That's a bit pointless though
He just said he can't read.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# LL LL
LL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LLLL LL

y
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# thanks
dave
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# I'll give you a clue Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# I don't think he was asking
I think he was singing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)
# in that case
his singing's pish
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)
# Well there's not much to it.
There's a watch. It's always accurate. Because it just says 'NOW'. And it costs $60. And they all lived happily ever after.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# I thought it usually had links to site everyone had seen already
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Well thank you for that, Johnny fucking Snarky

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# I don't read your posts
nor do I reply
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Nobody does
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# juices
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)
# hahaha
thats the funniest thing i have seen on the board tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# at least its less pointless than the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)
# well...
the 'now watch' would be so much more awesome if it had really subtle changes to the lettering depending on the time...

then you could look at you watch that just says 'now' and proudly tell everybody the time and be smug and stuff...

(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Now THAT
is a really good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Just have the NOW watch on one arm,
and a real one on the other. Sneakily look at the real one first.
SIMPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# what part of your body is that?
*wonders*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# at least
it's always accurate.
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Yup!
That's what I told my mates, so that I would look all deep and intelligent, even though I nicked the concept from the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Absolutely shameless


Bandwagon jumping
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
#
steady now
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# ^This.
Down with this sort of thing

Edit: oh no, that was careful now wasnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# I know it's a TOAP
but all the good ones had gone
(Unicross was brought to you today by the letters M, E and H, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# That should be a hint
to stop, don't you think?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)
# looking at this picture
I am now convinced that Salt N Pepa were born with boy parts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# she's dead, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# had to add my page to the "I colored a J.J. pic" book


Click for the full thing
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# Oh you mean
"war and peace"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# nah
Tolstoy didn't write that many pages
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# fuck.
stop selling shitporn.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# *fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# I like that, quite a lot
TJ : I think the BBC's database has been hacked by Harry Potter fans
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# nah
45 people lied
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Or the normal people didn't even bother voting
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# There's a Questionnaire to vote on?!?!
Where!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# ^
that's why I believe that online polls cannot be accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# ha ha!
quite possibly!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# what the fuck does "votes are indicative" mean anyway? Indicative of what?
If that said "blah blah blah blah blah blah Harry Potter blah blah blah" the result would have been the same
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# I will be stealing it from Smiths
and using it to wipe my arse
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# they shouldn't allow such decadent literature into the salt mines.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# apropos of tonights wandbaggon
NSFW?



(first post,and I read the FAQ honest guv!)
(ShootyFlute, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# So, if Human yawns are infectious, and we yawn when we see people yawning,
What about Cats?
I've seen cats yawn. If there is a big crowd of cats hanging out and one of them yawns, do all the other cats yawn?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# did you yawn when the cat yawned?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Not had a cat for ages,
so can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# If i had a cat here i'd give it a somnil
and check
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# I think this calls for a scientific experiment.
It absolutely must be done.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Science says
that you yawn to equilize the pressure inside your eardrum to the exterior one. This causes a drop of the external pressure, which is felt by everyone in the room. That's why everyone is now forced to yawn in order to compensate.

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# You've ruined the magic
: ' (
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I'm sorry, I'm a bit stressed lately and I can't relly focus my mind
but I have some pills off the net that should fix that

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# wow!
...so many yawn factoids.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# in that case
i take it it doesnt work outdoors?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# if you've got a big mouth and big ears
it will
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# you got me there. I failed to define a maximum anatomical size
for my reply
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# yes
any situation in which the geometry and displacing effect of ones mouth or ears is not described can lead to severe confusion and loss of appetite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# what? what?
bah, I'm not hungry anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# hmm
I always thought it was the brain signaling to the body that there is a lack of Oxygen in the blood stream and increasing the airflow to the broncule and holding it there for a few seconds to compensate .... learn something new every day


EDIT... Bloody medical training fails again
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# But,
that's just made-up facts.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# are you calling my a liar?
I saw it on wikipedia, hence it must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# That's complete bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# oh yeah, mister-know-it-all-about-atmospheric-astrophisics
I say!

dit: and I hate it around philadephia. The only thing you can do there is avoid getting lyme disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)
# there are many theories about yawning.
some are mentioned here, and then there's the whole 'cools off your brain' theory. they are all likely nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Oi!
Stop questioning my science! If your science says otherwise, then your science is fucking wrong!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Research has shown that with primates (humans included)
a yawn evolved as a silent mechanism to warn others of potential danger. The return yawn was acknowledgment.

While this is no longer of use to humans, our system is still set up that way.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I thought it was a method in introducing extra Oxygen into the brain.
Other people see it, and do the same, so that the herd has extra Oxygen, or extra alertness, so we can fight \ flee from baddies (like pirates)
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Also,
it acts as a method of Cooling the brain, which makes it more alert.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Yep, this^
It's true I just checked :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)
# haha
you started with "research has shown".. hence what you say is nonsense and probably comes from a shampoo bottle

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# :P ...well, it was MY research


**Adelie Penguins employ yawning as part of their courtship ritual.

**http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yawn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# that page needs *lots* of citations
you work on primate research?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)
# no, I don't
but I like sitting and watching people at malls and airports.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# dressed as an inconspicuous penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)
# only even thinking about shopping malls and airports make me yawn incontrollably
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)
# when i see a cat yawn
I yawn too
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I like to see stretching pussies....
erm..hang on, that's something completly diferent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# No,
Please continue...
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# mmm
lovely n00b toap
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)
# hmmm
At least you read the FAQ.
It doesn't include other things which tend to get frowned upon though, such as TOAP (Text On A Picture).
Bandwagons are a matter of personal taste. I subscribe to the view that if you see a bandwagon, it's too late - you've missed it, but some people like them.

The real trick to longevity around here is to have a thick skin.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)
# and lots of guns
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# toap you say?
of the 30ish images I can see on this page, 24 have TOAP in one form or another so it can't be THAT much of a misdemeanor...
(ShootyFlute, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] yes - these came as books as well
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Great!
*clicks*
(Northern Lovely, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Hello you!
Long time no see!

y'awwright?
EDIT: When compos collide


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha.....
That would actually sell if it were put in the shops....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# you're
right...I should patent this. Perfect for when you have to buy someone a gift, can't think of anything meaningful or relevant to them as a person, so spunk a tenner on some humorous tat.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# You hit the nail on the right on the head there....
Never seen it ...but I bet it's out there somewhere though.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# :D
I might get my fuzzy felt out now, you've inspired me :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Oow....you using the term "fuzzy felt" there..
As a euphemism..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# *doesn't say anything about any innuendo*
'LO SSS how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Thats very good of you.
Ello! I'm grand ta, hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# pretty much ok
Same old humdrumness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Weekend! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Working! Boo!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Pull a sicky! Yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# everything about this statement is great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# arf!
A Whole new meaning to being "felt up"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# *SPANG*
You deserved that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# he did too, the little fucker. He's been up to his tricks all night
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Punnage FTW!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# *scowls*
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Pot and fricking kettle!!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I'm not even in the same division as you mister
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha stick it to 'em, M3
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# PERVERT!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# You can't prove shit, it'll never hold up in court
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# *reinforces the elastic*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Ahahahha
Darn your socks too. You're a mess, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Yeah,
your puns are way worser!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# haha! and I'll raise yer....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# *spangs*


g'night sexy b3tans!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)
# g'night mister



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Night!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)
# source pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# It was on flickr.
I was looking for 'tomato' I think or 'squashed tomato'
unless you mean tomato sauce and I have been a fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# I've been watching. Frankly, I'm OUTRAGED
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# *writes a letter to his bank manager*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived)
# *sets up an online petition*
Kids today, its a bloody disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *starts a fun run to raise money*
care for a gorilla suit missus?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# You got anything less hairy?
I get an awful rash off those things.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Nope, it's either the ape suit or in the buff with just your fuzzy felt for protection
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# ...
Ape suit please.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Hey! I also own one of those!
London gorilla run this sept?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# To increase my overdraft?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Oh.
My.
God.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:35, archived)
# can I call you jonny?
pfft, jonny
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# what
like jonny trunk?
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:38, archived)
# maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# you
can call me Al.

Seriously - you a trunk records fan?
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:41, archived)
# nah
I was, in fact refering to his real name ;)

[edit:
though the Bod and Clangers themes are works of genious :D
]
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)
# oh
well...check out Trunk records, run by the legend that is Jonny Trunk if you want to hear fuzzy felts set to music. It's all good.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)
# ok, will do...
'searches'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Call me 'Mom' if you want
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# will do!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# yes Mom
...
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
The strap-on took me a minute.

These are beautiful! I hope they're real.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:39, archived)
# thanks
took me ages...but I am getting to grips with GIMP now
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(cosmicwizard gingers freak me out. staying indoors for now., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Weeping Angels, the Doctor said...
I don't remember anything about puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# [inserts staring at puppies makes me hard joke]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Vinnie Jones must work at Battersea then
or something
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# no, he would be a pussy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# oh well.
I prefared kittens anyway..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7426394
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# That's wanking you dope!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# I know.
I PREFARE kittens.
So it doesnt matter about dogs.

didnt mean anything to do with killing kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Ah I see!
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# *carries on*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I can only apologise.




/sucker for a 'wagon blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# sucker for puns more like
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# That is also a factor, yes!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Quick and dirty

(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!


: )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# glad you appreciate the obvious effort
i spent on it
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# JUST FUCK OFF
^joke
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Oh noes!!
Little boys are shouting and swearing at me on teh interweb!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Enterprising.
(Woody999, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:31, archived)
# *scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# graffitier

big ass www.b3tards.com/u/8db8b3152585a9f5e4ff/graffi~1.jpg
probably the wrong wall for this
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# woo i like
but see what you mean about the wall.

if the wall is on a different layer, just burn it a bit, too many white bits messing with your graffititties
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
#
hard to find pics of walls
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# as i say, jus make it a little darker and it'll be all the loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# hmm
i shall play tommorow
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
#
ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/414T1DK1TPL._SS500_.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I love you to.
.
.
.
.
Wait, am I talking to my Wine Glass?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# feeling the love
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Is it a sexy wine glass?
Will it regress my y on its x?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Well I'm off now (you can have a sigh of relief)
Night all!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# me too
g'nite
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# 'Night
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# S'nice.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Ooh, nice
I tried something like that once but its quite difficult to get it to look authentic



So have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Another Photoshop Faceoff



Please vote for me here
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# needs more goatse hands
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I would do
but I lost my 'safe' already-cut-out hands, and I am NOT doing that again
'shivers'
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
#
did u draw that
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:14, archived)
# it's a tinted photo of the moon, isn't it?
i'd recognise those craters anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# pretty much, yeah
but I have very little imagination. And I think you're supposed to use at least something of the original image.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# it's a novel way of doctoring it though, i'm impressed :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# fankyoo
: )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# did you try the colours both ways round?
i'd be interested to see it the other way for comparitive purposes
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Far too much like hard work
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:28, archived)
# You dropped these
'y' 'o'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# personally i'd consider the ? a more serious omission
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# lack of an initial capital is what's getting to me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Iack of initial capital?
What's an iack?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
# didy o u draw this?
sounds like a sing song to me
ooooh didy o didy o u draw this ooh *sings*
G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# You just made me need Quim LEAK's dick bib.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# i reckon yes is the likely answer
Edit: no
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# nice
but if it's inhabited it needs a halo effect for the atmosphere.
I used to have a really good planet tutorial but I lost it :(
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# all I can remember is that making a planet is really hard work
usually takes me 6 days and by the 7th I really need a rest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# officelol
except I'm not in an office.

Diningroomlol.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# dat's very clever
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I can see the jazzman from the simpsons in that moon....
moon planet
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Bleeding Gums Murphy?
can't see it myself - show me?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Here
This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
# purple link
already fell for that one once today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Only the second half is purple
Duh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Damn your ninja edit skills
right, with that bit of vitriol, I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Yay
*goes to vote*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Thank you
again
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# maybe a lil
thin layer of atmosphere around the edges too ;) and perhaps a lil lens flare on the sun
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Never did trust Ladybird books as a kid !!!

(harry the bastard, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# enemas are fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# enemas are fun!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# enemas are fun!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# enemas are horrid!
(Arahan, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(cosmicwizard gingers freak me out. staying indoors for now., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# How many more are there going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# 8 salt n pepas
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# no
this isnt salt n pepa

my girlfriend saw the bandwagon and said we all need to get lives
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# I can take your life, if you insist.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# your girlfriend is really imaginative
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
#
how can u get 5 pound for that?!
besides she is quite scary so look out
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# oh get a life
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
#
everyones saying that to me lately
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# he needs one
apparently
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# YOU ARE REALLY IMAGINATIVE
AICYFP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# you are up past your bedtime
aicmfp and give you 50p for the tuck shop
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# But I have more Hawkwind to listen to.
But I'll take that 50p.
AYCYFPF

(And you claim your four pounds fifty)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# you dont exist
aptfyn
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# a pregnant turtle farting yellow nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# STEP AWAY FROM THE SHIFT KEY
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I proved my point, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:09, archived)
# what point? :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# That salt and pepa, baldmonkey and DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
piss me off
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Don't stop - i havent posted this yet
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/39872/1184969711/HeyBuddy.gif

I'm assuming this doesnt count as a spack as it doesnt fuck up my head. I'll link it if anyone calls me a cunt though

Edit: Linked it as i have a headache now
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# by baldmonkey
did he mean Bazmonkey?

I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# No
but he has already pointed out that i need to change my name to avoid these situations.

Edit: and I'm not bald, i shave it you twunt! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# that he could spell IMAGINATIVE?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# That too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:15, archived)
# and you should have said
"what's your point caller?"

(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# They certainly do
 
They fuck you up, your mum and dad
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Philip Larkin (1922-1985)
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# ah, Larkin
a fine man. a man's man.

also, he predicted the downfall of christianity. good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# A man's man?
As in he regresses his y on your y?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# evenin's work...


Cfb
Break from bandwagons anyhow.
(LandmineCat 's board sig, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# eye eye eye eye
canta y no llore!

/ac

woo the vector, truely fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# hurrah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# woo!
purdy
(Arahan, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# nice vectorage
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Brilly fantabulous!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# coool
yay for non-wandbaggonage
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Woo likes that loads...
The big is well worth the click....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:01, archived)
# In other news


Edit: No idea why this is so big, it's 36k, when I upload to b3tards it magically doubles, WTF
(Northern Lovely, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# hahahah
thought to be from iraq or at least a black or a gay
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
shopped pics only etc ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# must be the big tacky poster's fault
;)

brill! I shall read the Sun more often
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# does that say "irag"?
(LandmineCat 's board sig, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# It's the Sun
I wouldn't be suprised. I wouldn't wipe my bum with it (not now I buy triple quilted velvet!)
(Northern Lovely, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
#
they want to stay impartial
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# more daily mail than the sun
but well done anywhoo
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Spidermac
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# actual laugh out loud
so have a click :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# no lol here
just some sounds from my nose
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# *watches brilliant animation*
*fetches spanging pan*


woo! groan.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# hahaha <3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# ah.
one cup a-cha!
filet-o-fish for my wife
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Struth!
The board is getting a bit good innit?
*clicks*
I love this, especially the squillions of spots on the burger flipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# ^this
with bells!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Spider-mac
Spider-mac, orders whatever spiders would if they went to a fast food restaurant ...would?
(Arahan, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# ha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha ace.....
Not enough acne ...!!!!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# whilst i'm still here
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# In year two
I had to correct the teacher's spelling of 'Kay Nex'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Don't teachers just hate that?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# I made sure to correct her really loudly
She was a shit teacher. I can't even remember her name.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# K'nell!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# This took me age to do

I'm aff for a pint, deek yer scones.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
#
two thumbs up
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# sid from slipknot
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one
to think of Lexx
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:06, archived)
# bloody traffic wardens

something im working on for this
www.trafficwardensneedlove.com/
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# My tail always wags when I see your name on a new post
and blimey you've surpasses yourself with this one.
*clicks like a loony*
If I was a famous song producer (which I am in my head only) I would get you do do ALL my videos!
This reminds me of JJ's aliens coming down to buy space pies. I wonder if they are the same aliens.
Edit: On the video, the woman with the pink hoodie has hairy armpits. The hair has grown through her clothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# this ones popped in for a paper and some fags
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# This is just great, and all of the talent.
Shame salt and pepa will end up pushing it down the board. Have a consolation click my friend.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Most wonderful!
Is it Festive Road?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Haha that's great.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# smile please...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Yesssssss!
A non salt and pepa post!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# my work here
is done :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Good lord
The ironing!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# also, it is very good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# what is it
?
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# i really have
no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Is it you...
In front of the miror taking a new picture for your Myspace..??..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# none of it is me and i don't have a myspace
i do facebook daaaaahling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Hehe..just joking..!!
I did facebook for 15 minites .....then deleted my acount.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Purdy!
(Northern Lovely, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# That's really rather nice.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# looks like
sid from ice age
(scuv mywales.info, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Jolly nice ....
Likes it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Ye olde baldmonkeye stylee bandywagonny shite

I feel much better now. I AM ALSO DYSLEXIA. I WANT TO RANT ABOUT THIS SHITE BANDWAGOS BUT CAN'T BE FUCKED TO DO SO. I AM USING SHIFT YOY CUNTS NOW I WILL DEMONSTRATE AN APOSTROPHE@@@@@
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# haha!
oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# IN CASE YOU CAN'T READ IT
IT SAYS FAG SERVICE AT THE TOP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# IS THIS ABOUT BALDMONKEY OR IS IT DYSLEXIA YOU DICKBUTT?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# BOTH
THE PICTURE WAS BALDMONKEY YOU FUCKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
*actually LOLs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# YOU CUNT
STOP LAUGHING AT ME OR I@LL SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# THEN I@LL REGRESS ITS Y TO YOUR X
THE EDIT BUTTON BROKE BECAUSE I SWORE AT IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Yep,
this is just like those nights when i have insomnia and join the gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I@LL SEE YOUR INSOMNIA
AND RAISE YOU £FORTY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# I didn't even try to read it
I was merely laughing at the coming together of two crap wagons.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# That was the point
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# REALLLLLLY!
Well I never!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# IS THAT SARCASM>??>
ET IS SO BIG.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I take it there's a wagon about!
How come everyone's so Dr Dyslexia?
(Northern Lovely, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I just wanted to try to make everyone shut up about salt and fucking pepa
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I've kinda arrived midwagon.
They do grate on me though.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# They're not.
Only Bonnie has lost it. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# When I go, I go!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# One for the geeks
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Woo
Actually made me laugh out loud. Should I go now?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# but i really need to pee
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Well, you should have thought about that before you went and asked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# not too geeky :)
They look a lot better when you cant see their faces (very well)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I suppose it can't be that geeky
if I understand it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# when i was 13
i used to think they were quite fit
but then i fancied everything at that age
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# that could equally have
been written in my post.

Teenage years are potent beer goggles

(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Ain't got a clue!
But I know your sig is Memorabilia!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Yay!
You're the first one that's got it.
Mwah!
That means I can change it now. I've waited an extremely long time for somebody to guess it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I got it weeks ago,
just never got round to mentioning it!!

Bring on the next one
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Just googled that...
i actually have a cd with that on it, but I'm guessing you're not talking about the nine inch nails version? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Blimey no
Soft Cell
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha

the nin version is good though. I'm trawling the web to find the soft cell version now as i never did get around to finding it
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Right-o
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# hohohoho!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i was confused until i realised who was behind the, um, text. been off watching QI and ordering comics and things and had forgotten the bandwagon. very good.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I am sick at myself for getting this.
I'm such a fucking nerd.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# lololorz!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

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