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[challenge entry] Name that classic album
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I hate it when songs go on for too long!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# i know!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# What's this?
You've not mentioned that they should uncompo this one.... Hmmmm... double standards or what!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Ignore anyone being a cunt.
I do. And have done for almost five years.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Thanks Cupboardy
Such a shame that there are so many twunts on here, isn't it!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# 95% of b3tards are ace.
Step over the other 5% like you would a dog poo. The irony being that Your_watch_is has posted the email to Rob in his profile.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# the irony being?
that I make fun of whiners that take offence when they are clearly at fault?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# 1. Why am I in your eyes 'at fault'?
2. Why are you a self-proclaimed board dictator?

Just fuck off somewhere else.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# what part of "If Song Lyrics Were Literally True"?
don't you understand?
I'm not dictating. You posted your image, I commented on it.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# What part of 'Battery' do you not understand.
Bored of you now.

*click*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Didn't your mama ever tell you...
if you 'ain't got nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
# didn't yours?
www.b3ta.com/board/7494957
Now who's spouting double standards?

As I said, we're all a bit arsey at times, agree to disagree and let it go.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Mine was in retaliation to his initial inflamatory remarks
Or perhaps you haven't noticed that this guy criticises more than most?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Fuck off
and annoy someone else.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Stop ganging up on people with a different opinion to yours
we're all a bit arsey at times and hypocritical too, its human nature.

let it go, all of you
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# How Ironic.
Yep - he's deffo one of the 5% of the morons who shouldn't be on here.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# ZOMG LOLZ!!!!
Double standards ftw!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# OMG!
You've obviously got short term memory problems.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I have an idea!
If you don't like this site you know where the door is. Maybe you can find a site more suitable to your sense of humour. Wouldn't it be better if every picture had to be screened and approved by a committee before being posted? I'm sure there are sites like that if you look hard enough! Honestly I don't think you 'get' b3ta! :-P
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# master of puppets
:D i knows me metals!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Wiinár!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# what do i win!?
biscuits!?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# soggy ones
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# i reluctantly accept

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] seeing as how this doesn't seem to fit well with the compo

have a questionable compo pearoast
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I think it fits fine.
All the song titles are also lyrics. except Orion
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:05, archived)
# not with orion
or disposable heroes, or the thing that should not be

edit: no wait he does say "face the thing that should not be", but the other two stand
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Yeah, but I wasn't going to leave those out was I?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# fair enough
i can't stay mad at a fellow metal head, though i'm more partial to a bit of megadeth nowadays than the covetous jews of metallica
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Well I liked it.
I either get these right away or I'm RISing all day.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Well
Glad someone got it... i thought it was pretty easy...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I think some of these songs never got popular over here (the US)
and that's why I'm lost on about half of them.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Invisible Touch
by Genesis... either showing my age my poor taste in music... or probably both.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# i made a cartoon of my kitteh...but i don't think she approves...

she has somehow wedged herself behind me in my computer chair
and is trying her best to kick me out of it...

i think she has aspirations of taking over the internets...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# cats will never take over the internets!
never! Not even with invisible bicycles!


woo to your evil cattess.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# thankee...
i think i captured her gimpy tail nicely...
^_^
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# indeed
and the plotting gaze.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# That's as she knows you have wronged Egglecup Kitty!
'ningles matey!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# rawr!
*tackles*
howz youse?

i'm getting ready to dash off to work. ick!

woke up to a phone call...
bosslady~"hey, nikki...want to come into work an hour earlier all week? we have extra hours, and i know you want the money"
me~"sure!"(already mentally spending the monies)

...but now i donwanna!
*pouts*
i shouldn't be allowed to make decisions before 11am...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Well extra hours means extra cat fuds!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I read that as
"I made a carton of my kitty"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# she's evil
and wants to take over the worrrrld
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# indeed she does...

she has infiltrated teh intraweb nows! RUN!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# OMG HAX
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Aaaaaaw
That's cuuuutey kitty!

Plus there has to be a pussy gag in there somewhere
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
*wanks harder*

*sticks daisy down japs eye*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Cat lieky fishfingers!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# busted!
*zips up fly
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Does having a limp wrist mean she's gay?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# nope...
she just sits like that...
dunno why...
i think it's cuz she's a classy ladee.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Yay for kitties
Mine hides in the garden til dinnertime
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Could I get you to draw a picture of my Mr. Tiggles for a zillion squid?*
*may not be real money
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# ooh...squid...
i dunno...it probably wouldn't ashally look like him...
this doesn't really look like my tifa.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# It;s his birthday soon
and last year I already gave him chicken things. So I feel like I need something new. Effort made by someone else though, obviously...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# what shall we do tonight kitteh?
same thing we do every night,
try to take over the internets!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Awwww
that's strangely cute
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# LCD Short

Did a few little GIFs for LCD Soundsystem recently (in case you didn't guess)

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# haha!
fucking brilliant
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Ahahahahahah
finally! This is the best thing evar!

w/y/h/p
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# that's top.
i like the soundsystem, too.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# most splendid
and it's such a tiny file

*clicks
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Thank you
I like the way your icon and name make it look like Hitler is saying "God Save The Queen"

after writing that I feel like I need to get out more. Oh dear
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Only seen a bit of it
but I believe it will go on front page.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)
# nice
where did you get that space helmet thing?!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# EMI Sent it to me
It was made for the North American Scum video. I just borrowed it (and broke it, oops)

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# very cool, it's a genuine one then?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Nah
Made out of aluminium foil
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# that is
excellent
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# ooooooooh yes
Brilliantness!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Great!
Props!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# cor, sweet gig!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Thanks
It was a laugh pissing around on the beach for a day
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Awesome
Just awesome
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# looks for cursors (or quo)
lcd soundsystem are top, as is this anim
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# One small step...
Whoops.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# DrZaarlon Wholeheartedly Approves Of This Anim!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Ah! I though I recognised your handiwork on their myspace
Great stuff!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a Dylan track
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Rainy Day Woman 12 and 35
Go me!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# *stones to death*
you are certainly aware that there is no mention of umbrellas, women or rain in the whole song. Not a single line about any of this.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Well
I obviously have the better, longer version with references to all those things and more. Including at one point, the digestive tract of a unicorn.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I heard that once on the radio
but when it turned it on, it stopped.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Thank fuck you weren't listening to
"Blood On The Cracks*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# is this david byrnes house?
or maybe the bloodhound gang?
edit: okay, let that motherfucker burn. Woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# woo, motherfucker
woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# let the motherfucker burn!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# i've got a bogey in my nose
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# burn motherfucker
we dont' need no water...

let the motherfucker burn
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ha ha
Looks like an elite Al-Qaeda bomb factory. ;)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# There's also a red house over yonder
- where teh fire brigade lives
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Burnin' down
the insurance claim . . . Oh yeah!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# coal chamber?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# .....
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
# #stop, children
whats that sound.
its the sound of a popstar cumming in your mouth#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I needed Bunnell 'cause I had none...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# yes!
mc bunnell spittin some dope verse yo
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] prolly bindun

Edit - NSFW!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Tracey from big brother is a crudely drawn cock?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Everything about Big Brother
is a crudely drawn cock
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# You've been watching Big Brother?!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Yes
and I go on b3ta at the same time. Oooh I'm a dirty slut. Does that make you feel dirty. hmmm?

Tonight though, its hyperdrive :¬)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# ?
who is this person?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# erm...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# are you sure?

you link looks like a well balanced person

the pick above looks like an attention seeking witch whore.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodbye, everybody.


Just use your imagination...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Oh, for fucks sake
Scary Bush, Scary Bush, will ewe do the fan dan go.

Resorted to TOAP though eh?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# TOAP ALERT!
I couldn't think of anything to represent 'do the'. At least I did the text in cock-magenta!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Got it!
It was easier for me to start at the end and go backwards, though
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)
# babye!
whats this then?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Too bad you have the wrong lyrics
The correct lyrics are

Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango.

maybe next time. Now uncompo it.

/is not about you, is about me* blurb



* i'm just being an ass
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# ^this
the compo is not about representing syllables with pics to create song lyrics.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Eh?
Perhaps you want to tell everyone else that's done the same as me that then. It was another one done the same way that inspired me to do this one.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# i've told about three folk. im not that bothered to be honest.
but these lyric things are usually shite, and if people think that's what the compo is encouraging there'll be a flood of them.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:43, archived)
# ^this
The board flooded with lyric sharades makes for an unfunny week.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Oh well.
Gives you time to go and do something more constructive then, doesn't it.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# You know what to do
If you don't like this site you know where the door is. Maybe you can find a site more suitable to your sense of humour. Wouldn't it be better if every picture had to be screened and approved by a committee before being posted? I'm sure there are sites like that if you look hard enough! Honestly I don't think you 'get' b3ta! :-P
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# If you're not bothered, why say something?
I notice there are at least 4 in total in the compo like mine, but you haven't bothered passing comment on those.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# so you cant read the compo description
or the username of the person who first told you to uncompo it.
full points in the mongo game fucktard.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I was simply carrying on the thread and replying to both people who obviously thought the same.
And full points to you for being a fucktard who has nothing better to do than criticise. You obviously have a real inferiority complex if this is how you get your kicks. Some of us are are here for a laugh.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Nnnnggg Skillz dat Killz
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
nice suit
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# It's clearly the Joker.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Where does he get those wonderful toys?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# from isketch
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# My Firefox doesn't like that, therefore I do not like it.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)
# nngnng
get a new firefox!

i think you have to allow a popup thing, is that what's stopping it?

Tools.Options.Content.Block Popup Windows Exceptions..
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Cannae be arsed.
Yall have fun though, ya hear.

Also, Pendulum's, 'Hold Your Colour', kicks ass.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# you have to manually install shockwave
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Men
talk
path
sign
travel
cdc

...Sorry I thought this was isketch...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# isketch! that's a good idea
I'll make a room
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)
# so that's where everyone is
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:15, archived)
# b3ta room
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)
# I'm waiting....
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Bombtrack
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# yeah we talkin' bowt da
bomb - track

woo!

'edit' all quiet on the board, today
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Could also so be
Calm like a bomb - does look a bit quiet in that pic...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Aah, the romance of Venice...

Not shopped, but I just couldn't resist posting this. They taste like Imps ( remember them? )
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm suprised nobody's done this yet.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Sweet Emotion?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# TAKE ME!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# mmmmm.....
yum
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] v quick n nasty...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)
# hahaha
lovely..!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# oof! :D
i like the ambiguity of his face.
moustache?
nose?
mouth and sole-patch?
edit: and Woo!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
# arf!
thilly
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# her head is going to fill up!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
topper
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# yey, more of the blessed one :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Shoot, shoot the runner

Apologies for crapness or if it's bindun
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# i laughed
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# needs more brazil shirt :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# I like it to
click :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# A couple a quarts of beer.
Turn it down!

yay.



Edit- (high guitar part) dee do dee do dee do deedodeedo deeeeeeeee.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# ...makes it's own sauce if you add water...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# It looks just like a Telefunken U47
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# You'll love it...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous?


Mind the seams, not got the hang of Paint.Net yet...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
# you aint got the hang of optimising yet either
150k? Bring out yer dead...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# bindun :)
with less k
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)
# needs more swearing!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# your pics shite,
but rilo kiley are quite good :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# [Oi!]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# haha
its 80kb bigger than the original post!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# [aah yes, but 'tis an anim....and so]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# My transparent gifs bring all the boys to the yard?
edit: groans also, but well thought!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# *groans*

:)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# You have ESP
You posted a close-up of Elvis' apron five minutes before someone else did.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# hahaha
now do 4'33"
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# like this?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 3:13, archived)
# "sound of silence"


(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Oh dear...
*Clickety* for originality...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)

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