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Dunno about the "Captain Fantastic" bit....

But I doubt the second half could be wrong.
Saddle up David...!

Unshopped and unedited in all it's first ever image post glory. Easiest ever.

(Sir Jester, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)

umm

que?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)

Brown dirt cowboy

The gentleman you see is a lifter of other gentlemen's shirts

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL.

Oh wait, it's not.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)

^THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT GAVE ME THE IMPRESSION OF HONESTY!

THEN 'FLIPPED IT ON ME' WHEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE SARCASM!

:-D

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

hahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)

yes

I understand what, but I do not understand why

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)

Perhaps it's because he likes men

and their winkies

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)

2 years in

and your first post is unshopped?

Welcome! you never left!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)

You may have missed the point.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)

er, what?

I don't see how you've illustrated an amusing metaphor contained in the song lyrics?
In fact it looks like you've just posted the cover of his album.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)

Next week

we should have a compo of posting album covers where they have selected images to go with the title of the album.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

it'd be nigh on impossible to find any :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:03, archived)

And our survey says,

DING!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

Brown dirt = Skag

Elton = former skag addict
aicmfp

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)

Piss off you tedious oik

/ac

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)

My favourite Hero

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:32, archived)

Poor Hiro

Now he will be eaten.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)

I'm stumped for 75% of this compo

even after looking at the filenames

but, have you ever drunk tea or coffee through a ~~Twirl~~ SPIRA?

Its lovely and I heartily endorse it.

EDIT: It's not a compo entry - still confused!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:34, archived)

^this

and is coffee through a twirl nice?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)

oh yes indeed

warm milk also

and hey, fuck it - brandy!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)

I like this idea, and will heartily endorse it!

Now to find some twirls.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)

And RUM

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

You have just perfected the idea!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

Well I learned from my Dad

That Rum and Chocolate are very, VERY good friends. Don't bother with brandy in your hot chocolate, splash some rum in instead.

I'm a dark chocolate kind of guy, but I know those who swear that white chocolate works best, though I suspect they're FUCKING INSANE!

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)

This is true

I've learnt through experience that rum is the best to put in hot drinks.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

Let me guess

Sometimes you can't remember what tasted best but when you get it right it rings a bell?

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)

I might have to do this tonight with some Sailor Jerry

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

What are those other things

that are a bit like twirls but aren't? They're a spiral of chocolate. they work pretty well too.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)

Flake?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)

Nah

Aren't Twirls just chocolate coated flakes?

These are another thing, mybe just called Spira or something.

Edit: Yes, yes they were:

www.britannia-shop.de/media/CadburySpira.JPG

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)

Actually, you're right

Twirls are chocolate coated flakes.

Hmmm.... can't think of any similar chocolate

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)

SPIRA - that's the ones

tea, coffee, brandy etc through a SPIRA

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)

Drifters?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)

they're called a Spiral I think

thicker choclate, in a .... spiral shape.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)

You mean

Spira!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

yup,

that's the sex toy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)

Aaah yes, up above me...

*mong*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)

I got told off

for teaching the ex-wife's aunt how to do that. I got even more told off when the same aunt was drunk one time and I convinced her to try drinking her wine through a breadstick. She eventually went mad and ran off with a lesbian. I'm not sure the two things are related though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:36, archived)

I dunno

I've seen a flowchart where this is a likely outcome

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:37, archived)

ahahahah

YOU are to blame!

the wine through a breadstick trick turns them into REAL lesbians! Not frisky, fancy-a-threesome-with-me-and-my-hot-mate-after-we've put-on-some-lippy-and-stockings lesbians!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)

Burly rather than Burlesque

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

TIM TAMS FTW!

... or a penguin

have you ever bitten the head off a penguin and used it to dawb anti casto propaganda on the wall of the embassy?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)

not recently

I thought that wasn't possible after they switched to the new plastic wrappers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:39, archived)

yeah

you have to get vintage or it doesn't work.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)

God damn... Tim Tams sounds amazing

but I know/think they're australian, meaning I can't get them over here.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)

they're just penguins

but you get them in exotic tropical flavours like chocolate or white chocolate... and possibly cherry.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)

but australians i've spoken to have gone on and on about them

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)

yup

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)

they don't really have a history to speak of

except for being a bunch of crimmos and using the skulls of the indigenous people's as ash trays... so they go on about pointless stuff like biscuits and surfing and swimming and... sharks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)

surfing?

swimming?

sharks?

*cough*cornwall*cough*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)

workshy pikey cider drinks?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)

Meh.

they do the same thing about Vegemite.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)

but that stuff's not amazing. I HAVE tried that.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

Exactly.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)

...bah

Spoil my dream :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)

gimmie some...
gerroff!
gimme some!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)

Wrong advert

that's the Milk/Ian Rush/Acrington Stanley advert

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Weetobix, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)

yeah

but I'm conditioned to think those words whenever I hear or see the word 'exactly'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

I like putting two Tim Tams together

with a spread of Vegemite between them

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)

I like to throw them as hard as I can at the sleeping head of a koala

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

Yeah, they keep coming up with all kinds of weird-ass flavours.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)

Hero bars?

No?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

yeah the compo is quite cryptic

gives us more to think about thou, kool.

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

When I was 10

me and my cousin used to drink coca cola through spiras, and get ripped off our tits on the sugar

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Weetobix, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)

pffft!

good to see you all back.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)

Eh? Oh, I get it. Arf!

Hiro FTW!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:37, archived)

I know the character

but I still don't understand

also - Ali Larter's bum in episode 4!

*releases steam through collar*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

www.cadbury.co.uk/en/ctb2003/product_info/heroes.htm

They were advertised with a tagline something like 'what's your favourite Hero?'

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)

oh yeh - I remember now

obviously not effective enough marketing for me!

also - I thought for a second it was a link to Ali Larter's arse and I got all excited

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)

jesus

*shakes fist at smallbrainfried

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

I have seen Ep 4 and I can't remember her bum

WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER THIS??

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Weetobix, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)

was when she returned to the hotel room and stripped off for the senator guy

as she crawled onto the bed

Are you Gay???

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)

SERIOUSLY, I NEED BY FUCKING GUSTO BACK RIGHT NOW.

I KNOW ONE OF YOU CUNTS HAS TAKEN IT.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

I CUT IT WITH SOME LEFT-OVER JOI DE VIVRE.

KID, IT WAS TAAASTY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:41, archived)

YOU KIDS MUST BE TIRED

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:42, archived)

THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS.

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING GUSTO.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)

I PACK BACK THE MOXIE EVERY CHANCE I GET.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:44, archived)

I STILL GOTS MOXIE.

A WHOLE LOTTA MOXIE, RIGHT HERE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)

FUCK ME! CAPITALS! IT must BE URGENT!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)

ITS WORSE THAN THAT JIM

THE GAY SHIFT ARE ON OVERTIME

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)

are these people hailing from THE COLONIES?

I suggest we revoke their right to independence... they've been frightfully naughty!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)

STOP TROLLING, HUBARE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)

good retort.... you should write a book...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)

I AM A PUBLISHED AUTHOR ALREADY.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

spunking into a jazz mag doesn't class as a contribution to the publication..

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)

just wait till I've grown my handlebar mustache!

I'll show the bounders!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)

YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)

NETIQUETTE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)

NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT, BUT IT'S OK TO BE A DICK.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)

It was me.

I've stolen it to sell on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/furburger_gusto_W0QQitemZ140143672702QQihZ004QQcategoryZ14309QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)

That second link is quite disturbing.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)

THE FIRST ONE IS PURPLE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

This. I like.

Have a headmash pearoast...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)

that font rocks

they don't make them like they used to

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)

I'm surprised no ones done the full set

or a marketing bod at Cadburys hasn't scored a sponsorship deal

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)

You are the sunshine of my life

...you are the apple of my eye!
..no?

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)

I had no idea what that green blob was

Then I sang the song in my head

you silly :-P

EDIT: Your edit wasn't there when I was replying to this. I'm not that thick that I can't read. At least not today...

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)

cool,

I editted just too early..kudos to you :-)

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 10:22, archived)

;)

jammin' good with.........oh hang on that's not right.

Bah !

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)

Zippy played guitaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaahhhh!!

'ning everybody!

Have a woo!

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Weetobix, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:23, archived)

'Ning !

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)

'ning toby

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)

hahahahahha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)

"THE FACKING GARRRRDEN OF EDEN!"

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)

hahaha

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new_matt, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:25, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL MY GUSTO?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)

Hahahaha! Woo!

C];0)
13

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)

Yay !

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:39, archived)

Zippy says

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:39, archived)

Hahaha !

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

THE HYPNOTOAD

^{or in this case the Zipnotoad.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)

too easy? bindun?

Probably.

...at the...

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)

I cant see the image but is the subject line referring to your mum?

/talk blog

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)

♫ alan carr
behind a bar
serving elton john ♫

i love that song

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)

'ning Mr Mink

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)

I have no idea

but there's no way I'm putting this in a new thread

an arty talented mate at school drew the whole of this song as a mini poster.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)

pfft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:23, archived)

disembowel yourself with spears

'ning!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)

ello Geoff

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)

A cunt walks into a bar and says 'why have I written the same song for the past 30 years?'

^{*checks filename* Ahh, I see what you've done, there.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:23, archived)

barman answers in high-pitched screech about mothers today and shit on telly...

everyone dies... the end

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)

*checks also*

he's not is he?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)

teddy bears

playing flying V guitars... classic

/rathergood blog

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:27, archived)

Mr Feaverson. . .

he'll be back. . . . . . . . .when you least expect it.

(Munchhousen beep beep boop, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:16, archived)

*backs away slowly*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)

Pip...

the younger years

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)

"Bootch and San'dence...

... Ze air-ly yee-urs!"

anyone?

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)

Yay for MS Paint compo entires

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha.

best representation of best song.
1st place.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)

yey

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)

Is it Day Tripper by the Beatles?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)

Oof!

I HEARTILY ENDORSE YOUR USE OF MSPAINT.EXE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)

^this

We need MORE PAINT on B3ta!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)

a PAINT only compo?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:25, archived)

THAT WOULD BE PRETTY SWEET, I MUST SAY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:27, archived)

WITH ALL THE TOAP IN CAPS

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)

NO, THE LARGE LETTERLY LOVE WOULD BE ENTIRELY OPTIONAL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)

Back to the 80s

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:01, archived)

Everything counts in lard amounts

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)

It's good but it's not right...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)

Just can't get enough ?

and....woo

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)

Oh yes, this.

And how rude of me: woo!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)

ooo 80s overload

hello

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:05, archived)

Nings Griffin

hope friday finds you joyous and radiant?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)

well thank you

so far so good

May the heavens rain down sweetmeats and virgins upon you sir

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:30, archived)

I loved that Aha video

because he turned into a shark. Like Manimal.

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Jay, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)

like this?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:14, archived)

That's fucking quality!

Nice one.

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Jay, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:37, archived)

i did it myself.

www.b3ta.com/board/7496353

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:59, archived)

okay

please continue

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:00, archived)

-as i was-

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)

THIS DOES NOT HELP ME DANCE.

HELP ME DANCE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:01, archived)

Helps dance

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:02, archived)

HELP HARDER. YOU'RE NOT HELPING HARD ENOUGH.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)

harder eh?

Oka then ...readies riding crop

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)

*fires six shooter into the ground*

DANCE BOY! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)

YOU PUT YOUR HOO-HOO IN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)

YOU PULL YOUR HOO-HOO OUT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)

OH WAIT, DANCING.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)

HEE-HAW!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)

DANCE ZE FORBEEDON DANCE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)

You mean crumping?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)

NO, MUCH MUCH SEXIER THAN THAT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)

no, i'm going to just go to bed.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:05, archived)

sticks firework up your arse!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)

i am...

...unsure what the fuck this is all about, but it's interestign nevertheless

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:01, archived)

it's a drunk female mailbox having rough anal sex with a garden hose and filming it with its bikini top half off.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:07, archived)

ahhhahah!

Wicked.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)

wicked is right.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:07, archived)

Now draw the rastaflower/cokebadger!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)

i'd rather look at the inside of my eyelids for 8 hours.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)

She's like a sexy Forrest Gump

I'm listening to it now, goes quite
well with the drums :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:35, archived)

Woo!

And she can run up walls!

'ning Mr Toats.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:36, archived)

....'be running up that Road, 'be running up that Hill, 'be running up that Building

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:37, archived)

Oh, of course

*spangs self* thought it seemed familiar

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:39, archived)

Run, Katy, RUN!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:37, archived)

with no problem

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:00, archived)

Woo, and yay!

What more is there to say?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:38, archived)

POKIEMON.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:58, archived)

WHERE THE GUY GOES OUT ANNA BLAH BAH BAAAWWW.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)

That's ace!

She's like the SUV in Crackdown...

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:39, archived)

lol

I prefer throwing the cars up there myself :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:40, archived)

How come you've got really good with gifs all of a sudden?

*points*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:39, archived)

I reckons he's got some new swank software

that us mere mortals cannot master

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:42, archived)

nope, nowt new

and didn't think I'd stepped up a gear either
/vaguely puzzled as to whats different blog

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)

I thought I was always fantastic ;P

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:42, archived)

haha

^this

*kneels*
*averts eyes*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)

*blinks*

err . . . This was from his second day
took me a year to post my first animation

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)

blimey!

I thought he'd moved over to the more 3d stuff recently, didn't know he'd been doing this from the beginning.

Talented fwap :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)

he's always been talented

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:57, archived)

Silly bint has forgotten her deck of cards . . .

How's she gonna make a deal with God?
clicky Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:40, archived)

I think an omnipresent being can rustle up a pack easily enough ;D

'ning Sir Dave, how's the hat this morning?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)

'ningin'!

I only have about 20 posts until sexaytiem*

*trydesperatelytokeepyourbreakfastdownwhilesporkingyoureyestiem

AND there'll be a Happy Friday song later . . . I'm a frickin' pubic service me!
20
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:45, archived)

65,000!!!!!

they'll run out of numbers big enough for you soon!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:46, archived)

and that's just to measure my waist

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:47, archived)

*damn*

beat me to it...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:49, archived)

you'll have to waddle faster than that!

C];0)

Arf! 'ning!
17
EDIT: You should like the Happy Friday song today Arch! Keep an eye out!
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:57, archived)

'Ning !

How's you today luvster ?

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:50, archived)

'ningles!

I thought I'd lorst me cough . . . but Alas no

I feel pretty Braw though as I shall unleash my Adonis-like figure on a~~n un~~suspecting board quite soon

How's lully HRH? All Braw!? *hopes*
16
I keep losing count!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:59, archived)

Ooooh *looks forward* :D

Fine and dandy thank you young man !

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:00, archived)

young man!?

I lurve you! you slender petite gorjass hunka hunka lovliness!

15
Wheeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)

I say !

calm down chap ! ;)

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:10, archived)

tell me you hate it and I'll stop!

C]:0D
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:15, archived)

She better run!

If I catch her there's a sock I've
been wanting to stuff down her high
pitch shreaking gob! Ace as always toast.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:40, archived)

Hope it's a wanksock!

C];0)
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:46, archived)

If it isn't

I have loads on the go.

Most of my income is from the stunt wanksock industry.

It's thriving, you know.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:50, archived)

Naw, a dry old wool one.

Three or four days should
take the fucking edge off it. [/;->

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:51, archived)

You obviously have no taste

and you probably smell bad.
Kate am teh BEST!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)

Haha woo!

good morning good sir

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:48, archived)

Hee hee !

Run Kate !

Woo and 'Ning Toasty !

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rabbitz, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:48, archived)

Woo!

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rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:50, archived)

This is fab.

As is Kate Bush.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:51, archived)

KOOKOOKAJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)

hahaha

quality

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:54, archived)

This is fab

Thanks

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:10, archived)

Wooo!

soup herb as eva!

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Weetobix, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:23, archived)

"Total eclipse of the hea...AARRRGGGGHH!"

'ning all

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:19, archived)

pfft!

NINGGG!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:24, archived)

YOU KNOW WUT IM IN THE MOOD FOR?

www.collegehumor.com/video:1609564

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:35, archived)

DO TELL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:35, archived)

That was kinda weak, but I liked the cut-offs.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:38, archived)

I really just liked the opening.

"I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT"

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:40, archived)

Yeah, I laughed at that line.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)

I WANT TO TAKE A SHIT.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:54, archived)

'ning Jeccy

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:27, archived)

turn around bright eyes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! TURN BACK! TURN BACK!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:30, archived)

I take it that's beendun?

"Bright eyes, burning like fire"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:34, archived)

hahahaha, not yet

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:38, archived)

Moving rabbit classic.

But what else could it burn like if not fire? Water?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:54, archived)

: - )

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:38, archived)

FOR DOCTOR DYSLEXIA

A KNIGHT WARDING OFF AN ATTACK FROM A DRAGON IN ORDER
TO PROTECT AN INNOCENT BUNNY WHO HAPPENS TO BE BITING
THE KNIGHT BECAUSE HE THINKS THE KNIGHT WANTS TO EAT HIM
EVEN THOUGH THE KNIGHT IS WARDING OFF THE ATTACK FROM
THE DRAGON WHO REALLY DOES WANT TO EAT HIM
WHICH IS
WHY HE IS ATTACKING THE KNIGHT.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:05, archived)

JESUS.

-in the middle of fearing for his life-
/edit: i've added a suggestion for you.
www.b3ta.com/board/7496353

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:06, archived)

hmm...

prraps tomorrow...
it is suddenly 1 in the am here, and i have a paycheck to cash/spend/waste tomorrow morning bright and early!

ta, all!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:18, archived)

ok cool.

good night.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:19, archived)

Cya foofster!

Sleep well.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:26, archived)

You're doomed now Lass. Doc'ing is addictive as hell. AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:08, archived)

HAHAHA

it was pretty fun, ashally...
i am a little concerned that is what my brain came up with
for the word, "epic," though...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:09, archived)

THE SAGA CONTINUES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:20, archived)

don't take offence, foof, but I like this vesrion more.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:21, archived)

YOU CAN TELL IT IS A BAD DRAGON BECAUSE IT ROARS IN COMIC SANS.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:24, archived)

THE DUKE OF EARL VS. FONTS.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:27, archived)

IT WILL BE A GOOD DAY. THE SUN LOOKS HAPPY. AND POSSIBLY RETARDED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:32, archived)

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:34, archived)

MADNESS!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:25, archived)

IT IS STILL NOT AN EPIC. AN EPIC IS AT LEAST 1024 PIXELS TALL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:26, archived)

THE TEXT MAKES UP FOR ANY PIXEL LOSS.

JMO YMMV YAG

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:33, archived)

further...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:36, archived)

HELLS YEAH.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:39, archived)

GET ON IT AND KICK IT HARD!!!

WOO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:41, archived)

ITS GETTING EPIC.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)

WHOA.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)

brave knight

is he really saving the bunny or serving it?

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rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:10, archived)

Being served, like the others of his kind.

edit: I've got to make a few new ones of these victorians.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:15, archived)

got any ribs?

(

rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)

It'll only be a few minutes.

www.maj.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?i=246995

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:19, archived)

splendid

*tucks napkin into shirt*

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rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)

not all germans are nazis.

(dorris i forgot the password on my old account but my oth, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)

WOAH. IM SORRY GOD HE'S IRISH.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:18, archived)

Woo!

Have a picture of the Doc itself shouting at a robot

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:20, archived)

THAT IS ULTIMATE GHOSTS 'n' GOBLINS

AICMFP

It is also fecking EPIC

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:21, archived)

^this

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:24, archived)

landscape 101

(xaniac, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:00, archived)

hooray for bryce.

-really ought to make something new in bryce-

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:01, archived)

Oooh... pretty

What a thoroughly gorgeous way to start a happy friday.

Happy friday y'all!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:05, archived)

Stock!

Put a Bryced one above on *f o o f*'s post
above, so I'll not pea another here.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:10, archived)

haven't got anything

relevent

(xaniac, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:14, archived)

I tend to use bryce as a fancy compositor.

I can rarely get landscapes to look
in scale for what I need. That said,
I do have this, that now becomes so.
174k
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/ddaliens.jpg

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:25, archived)

and now a stick animation of a question we were really asked by a stranger and the response i wanted to give him, but didn't.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)

for no reason

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rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:56, archived)

the best reason :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:58, archived)

Get a wig, ya freak!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)

he borrows

his wifes hair when he goes on stage

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rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:04, archived)

hey, so do i.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:05, archived)

HOW'S THE CHEMO, BRIAN?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:03, archived)

I swapped their faces over....most pointless face swap ever!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:09, archived)

how did

you get the hair to match so well :D

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rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:12, archived)

today i woke up with cake stuck in my head.

not real cake of course, although that would have been more funny and delicious.
thought i'd just draw a this.

Click for bigger (262KB)

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:50, archived)

YOUR A DOCTOR:

DEAL WITH IT MOTHERFUCKER.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:55, archived)

cock.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)

what is it

(

rosey, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:58, archived)

trumpet.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)

this one make sense?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:10, archived)

in an eighties wine bar, yes.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)

the quickest, the dirtiest

(apologies for size)

(WillF http://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:43, archived)

POOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE-MOOOOONNNNNNNNNN

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:47, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA

hahahahahah hahaha

hahah

ha.

try saying that out loud really loudly. way fun.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:52, archived)

and with that, I'm off

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:48, archived)

G'nite!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:49, archived)

I like this.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:53, archived)

Tempted by the fruit of another

Tempted but the truth is discovered
what's been going on
now that you are gone
there's no other!

What a tune!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:06, archived)

for The If.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:14, archived)

Vein-tastic

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:15, archived)

CDC FEST!

(a mod on "grampa's" dog)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:15, archived)

CDC FEST!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:17, archived)

( I had the same trouble with optimisation the other day;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:18, archived)

ARGH!

This reminds me of my nightmares
number one on my list of nightmares is waking up without my penis

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:18, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:20, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:31, archived)

hot off the presses...

~~off the presses~~ from my pants.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:31, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:32, archived)

im moist down there like a spongecake.

(

d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:33, archived)

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:18, archived)

(

d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:19, archived)

(

d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:19, archived)

now THAT'S a cdc fest

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:20, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:21, archived)

LOOK AT HIM GOOOOO.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:22, archived)

that's the least crude CDC i've seen :p

Woo, sir.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:16, archived)

*cough ma'am cough*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:17, archived)

!!!

I am incredibly sorry!

*hands free biscuits*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:18, archived)

*hands free donuts*

Look!
No Hands!!!
:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:25, archived)

I read that

and my chest started hurting. I'm going to blame you.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:27, archived)

Yay!

I passed on my random chest pains!!!

(either that or you just loove the cock)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:28, archived)

I LOVED THE SAD GOLDFISH

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mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:25, archived)

MONGY!

I love you mate:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:26, archived)

love you mate

i'm late

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mongychops, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:28, archived)

but you dont get periods!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:29, archived)

Dance!

Dancing penis on the moon.

Edit: I wrote a children's story.

This is Franklin Fallis. "Hullo." Said Franklin
Franklin was selected for a trip.
It was a very special trip, because Franklin is a moonstronaut. "Hot piss!" Said Franklin.
Franklin got in his special spacesuit, and strapped into his space ship.

When Franklin got to the moon he had to talk the Peninian public. "Um.." Said Franklin. "Hullo."
But Franklin wasn't a good public speaker, so he did what he could do best.

He danced the Knuckle Shuffle.
THE END!

(The If has remembered this site., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:28, archived)

mooncock

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rosey, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:35, archived)

oh, yeah...that's hot...

edit: the chair is wondering if he will still respect him/her in the morning...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)

pfffft

Edit: I always respect the inanimate objects I have sexual relations with in the morning.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:54, archived)

by sitting on them?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:00, archived)

sitting on them,

blending things in them, hoovering the carpet etc.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:01, archived)

you fuck the carpet?

Doesn't that give some friction problems?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:01, archived)

no I was implying I fucked a hoover

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:02, archived)

I know

and I was adding a humorous twist. Like lime.

How are you this morning, anyway?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:03, archived)

I'm rather good

the carpet burns have actually healed now and so have most of my bruises.
god I miss my mrs.
yourself?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:04, archived)

I'm quite good

Although I just sat awake through the whole gayshift. Probably should have slept at some point.

How long's the mrs away for?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:09, archived)

I've had at least 3 hours sleep*

_{*lay awake in a darken room for 3 hours}

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:09, archived)

bah, that's the worst type of sleep

because you're not even occupying yourself

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:10, archived)

I go into funky sleep patterns

when I'm not working and shit.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:11, archived)

Ah, fair enough

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:15, archived)

If you say so...

Hahahaha! Needs spong on the chair--JAT.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:59, archived)

woo!

but needs rastaflower and cokebadger

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:59, archived)

fucking chairs is what life is about.

p.s. anybody else here witness from the woods a car crashing into a telephone pole and people getting rushed to the hospital and then later the transformer catching fire and glowing red with electricity and being extinguished at around midnight tonight?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 6:59, archived)

cause i did.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:05, archived)

you caused it?

for SHAME!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:16, archived)

it was fun.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:33, archived)

What were you doing in the woods?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:05, archived)

we were sitting on a hill getting ready to watch a meteor shower.

had just come from an open mic night with half a dozen people and decided to bring some beer, wine, and pot into the woods.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 8:15, archived)

captures the moment

rather beautifully

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rossington salty, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:02, archived)

I DONT KNOW WHO DAVE IS BUT HE TRIED TO FUCK MY CHAIR.

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d d, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:13, archived)

I'M DAVE

TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THAT OLD CHAP!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 10 Aug 2007, 7:14, archived)

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