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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

Because

that's what pregnant flids eat.

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

Jehova's whitnesses don't have blood transfusions.

In one case, a woman was stabbed and needed one, but she does'nt have them. She died, so the stabber was convicted of murder.
This is because of the thin skull rule which is that you take your victims as you find them.

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Cae1, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)

Shut up caewan.

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Cae1, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)

.............

....... you make me confused in my underwear

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

I confuse my underwear too.

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Cae1, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)

Fuck off.

*ignore*

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Cae1, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)

Yes,

the eggshell ruling.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)

Because daddys a drunk and cant get a real job?

Tee hee hee.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:17, archived)

'ello miss sister

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)

Word to all your mothers

*sweeps hand across the horizon, in a grandiose manner*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:27, archived)

I'll tell her you said hello

*wishes he had hands that could reach that far*
:D

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:29, archived)

I hear they taste

like absolute win?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:29, archived)

You got the hard word right,

and the easy word wrong.

Woo nonetheless.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:46, archived)

I'm dutch

I have difficulty distinguishing easy words from hard ones in English.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)

they're a bunch of liars.

they never even saw the accident.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)

Hello Gents

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)

Needs more monocle,

but woo nonetheless.

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Fluffy elephants, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)

that!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

this^

there was a problem posting my message

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

how could i forget

monoocles. always the monocles.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

good edit!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

Why good evening!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

Is Mr Snail

going to or returning from his special snail club?

(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

arf! brilliant!

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)

this is very much my cup of tea

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lemonhead, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)

I know that fella!

WHAT HO!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)

A duff eye.

He is truly the Columbo of snails.
'One more thing sir...'

(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:22, archived)

Nice blinkage

and smokage. A cigar would have gone better with my Columbo theory though. Can you rectify ?

(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)

and could you put him in a raincoat and sit him in a ropey old Peugeot. That should do it. Thanks by the way.

(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)

he has semen in his moustache.

good.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)

Now where have i heard this before?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

but thats a white babay

....

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Beastmeter Small But Scrappy, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

Eastern European

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)

american soldiers

are obviously not fussy eaters. Any baby will do :P

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

As a baby I find this offensive

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)

LOL

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)

what?

again?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

Aiight ‘den, let’s make it 'appen, baby!

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)

Supergrass - Richard III

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)

You're not the REAL Stephen Fry

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)

I am too

I'm all fruity and everything. look, see me do thought provoking yet funny and homoeroticaly tinged BBC documentaries.

see?

actually I'm not sure that homoeroticaly is spelt right... or even a word at all.

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

The REAL Stephen Fry would know how to spell homoerotically.

you big fraud

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)

well you can stick it up your arse

and fuck off while you're doing it.

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

fuck you not the real stephen fry, you heard FUCK YOU. Go on FUCK OFF. FUCK...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)

YOU TELL HIM

He's not the real Stephen Fry AT ALL.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

hey hol

your face is on the internet!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

the whole internet?!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

I know! Zomg!

i've actually been a little bit facewhore recently. But its all in the name of shameless self-promotion, so I guess that makes it ok. Or something.

*wedgies*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

so much for

"woman incognito"

*indian burns*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)

I just felt really bad denying the world my face

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

you shouldn't have

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)

Look, everyone knows you're a gay, you don't have to hide it any more

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

i can't be a gay

i love you too much

*dutch ovens*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

thats what all the boys say :(

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

*hugs*

'night hon

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

Night!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)

Don't say that.

He's gay, he might take it as an invite.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

*bums*

you asked for that

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

Do you have

The Leanover by Life Without Buildings?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)

you want the original 12" version

or the remix by the Chemical Bros?

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

12" Version? Pah

12" Version = normal version but with a three-minute intro

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)

Westwood

quite obviously

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

Those decks are backwards

sort it out

(funkatron, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)

Hes the other side

trying to get the DJ to play a tune.

I expect from his overly pleading demeanour that its not working.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

meh

(goatsy open wide, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

The cock is strong with this one.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)

Oops I made the optimisation crap.

Oh well.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

tries to find 'The Chronicles Of Rickets'...fails...so..

Twisting, Turning, through the never...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)

If you took away the penis

He would be 'Rid' of the 'Dick', thus making it 'Rid-dick'. However, unless anyone were to 'Chronicle' it as it was happening, it would not be the 'Chronicles of Riddick', merely 'The Ridding of the Dick'.

I met a Japanese person today.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)

It's a conspiracy...ssshhhh

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

Racist against Germans...

using them to destroy his race to make them universally hated...

FUCK YEAH!

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)

the lizard's gonner get ya!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

shit!

i knew it needed more lizard...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

just a hidden simple i mean cymbal no i mean sample.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

also needs more

freemasons..

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

rats!!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

b3tan #27

♥
source

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)

Do we have a B3tard called

Person in a frame?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=27

I somehow doubt this..

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)

Ace, I love it!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)

i was just about to message you

dunno why
(cfb btw)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

Cor, its huge!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

and now i can finally retire from the world of black and white b3tans

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

It's been an honour squire, thankyou :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

probably going to bed now too

half-term now and i'm ill :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

That sucks. Sods law

*passes lemsip*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

*sips*

nightall

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

A new Brandow

For the gallery

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

I like him.

Which gallery? You mean the-world-of-brandow?

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)

Yep

If you want him.

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)

We want all Brandows who have no home.

For £2 a month, we can provide food and shelter, and company for these poor Brandows.
Without your loving money, we would starve them until we got given enough to buy ourselves booze with.

Thankyou for your co-operation, kind patron.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)

but id rather buy guns for africants

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

Oh, we do that too.

We buy guns for africans, and use them on a few who try to steal our pasties.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

you should swap guns for fish!

i hear there good at fishing.
bad at shooting!!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

We need more of this.

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

oh no she's back

(clefth33d, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)

It gets worse

She did a duet with Vaseline Dion and made 10 000 muslims listen.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)

no shit

did they die ?

(clefth33d, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)

Horribly

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)

'(_)' war3hous3 my arse!!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)

next, I'd like to see some fake ufo photos

send them in to the nutter websites

and like, watch the deep conversation about them :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

hahahahahahhaha

you know that's what vue was made for!!
fucking with the infidels..

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

honestly

on youtube it's like people still believe the haiti videos

a bit of digital shakycam gave it away(plus the fact the ufo's werent blurred :), was a nice render tho

apparently one persons reason that it was real was that when the craft flew over, the sound changed as if people were reacting...

what a tit, really

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

I am with you broth3r.

no where near as good as star wars.

simpletons with no mummy love!!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)

hehe

I want to do a fake ufo, however, using the following ingredients:

remote control helicopter
strong but thin wire (and probably wire removal software)
"ufo" complete with "strange flashing lights"

it'll have to wait till I got a few pennies tho, but the remote control choppers are cheap but I doubt the budget ones will have much lift, but anyway nice little project to confuse people who have even less of a life than I do :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)

'(_)'

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)

sclampadam ring tut ghey dee frrrtttttt ting

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

GNGnmgngnmng

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)

hahahaha!

*glees*

^°^

edit: I don't pay attention to science, so I must ask, are these available in book form?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)

These aren't

But no doubt once I have enough of them in a pile I'll throw them into a book. Maybe in time for Christmas! Maybe not!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

I can just imagine the little childrens faces

as they open up the wrapping

with glowing smiles

rip out your book, and start eating it

and drinking the sherry, all of the fucking sherry! STUPID KID! STAND UP!! NO YOU'VE KNOCKED THE BASTARDING TREE OVER!! OH GOD ITS ON FIRE!! OH MY GOD ECZEMAS IS RUINED ALL THE FLAKED SKIN IS BURNED/BURNT!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)

Berror

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)

I will have lunch while urgent swimming receptacle refurbishment commences

Remember to leave one hour after eating, before swimming

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)

PLANTEYES!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)

Occular Evolution on the MOUNT OF IMPROBABLY

Remember, preventatititititiveis Maintemtnspl fpn. (fig 3)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

Bronemansd

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

Brotgonsponk

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

what IS on page 118?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

TITS!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)

You are wearing a bikini

AICMFP

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)

But it's so comfy!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)

Heh some of these...

...would make great silk screened t-shirts.

Unfortunately my Wizard with a Duck one has seen better days because of the print that site used!

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beefandcheese, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)

YES.

Book please.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:40, archived)

I can't remember the last time I *soft*ed

I think I shall do it now

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)

Haha lovely!

Can I put this here? It made me chuckle on msn:

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)

WHAT

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Shada, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

I took out the "Now go to 1942 germany" bit

bit ott..

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)

who is peter pan?

what's echoing?
why is there a Seb?
ooh what's that?
what's that?
oh, what's that?
you're the guy from before!
what's wrong with your legs?
where are we going?
what's burning?

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Shada, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)

I was being childish, so he told me to grow up,

Echoes is a Pink Floyd song
There's a Seb because he's trying to stalk me outside of school too.
Those are words and smelly farts
I'm not that guy from before, that was my twin...Cheryl.
Oh, they were bitten by plague rats.
To the...showers
Erm...

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)

WHAT

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)

HAT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)

HAT


W   W   W
W   W   W
W   W   W
W   W   W
W   W   W
W   W   W 
 WWW WWW

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS BOATS

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)

REMAIN STATIONARY PEDESTRIAN STRUCTURE!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

I'm not sure why I love this.

But I really do.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

what?

O_O

hahaha

TWAT!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)

*claps hands*

Do us another, Mr neville!

*wonders if it works*

EDIT: Haaaaahahaha check this chicks myspace name hahahaha

hahahahaha

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

hahahaha

:D

edit: holy shit, how much crap is on that page my firefox is grinding to a halt

edit: fucking hell, web pages like that need to die, it's like a million bloody flash things on it or something

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)

Too much.

I'm searching for serious non-glamour models, its more needle in a haystack than anything ever, and their pages are fucking evil

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

good luck

I expect it's a 99% makeup diving fest filled with "I iz like hppy coz mi frnds iz.. " blaa blaa blaa

seriously. good luck :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

Oh my word!

EVERYONE laughs at her! Even her brother knobend!
I's wearing a pie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

good grief

This is the future of our great nation?
Sigh.

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

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Shada, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

Eee!

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)

I declare this thread

.
.
.
Sorry I don't have words for it but I feel the urge to share Frankenstein's monster's bed.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

Borat man!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)

Don't worry!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)

Be Happy!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)

I agree

edit: do us another cartoons mr neville man!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)

Yes! ok!

I will now! Yes!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)

*dances like some kind of twat*

YEAH man!! that's great! :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

But he might rust :(

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)

don't worry

the chlorine will get him first :D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)

Won't he get fried in that pool? :o

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)

Haha

oh how I worry about the robot man

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Shada, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

I don't know if I remember how to do this right

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

CFB

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

hi dave!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

Dave?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
Hullo.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

Oooh

Loverly bit of pixel shading there edit: Dave!

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

Yay Dave!

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in vino veritas, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

mr walter, you spoil us

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

Hello Dave

I've been watching your new TV channel. It's crap.
Nice to see the cars back though.

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)

tonight at 9 on dave is a must see!!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)

but it's gone 10 o'clock?

edit : Catherine fucking Tate? Are you serious?

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finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)

I know a guy who does a catherine tate accent.

TO A T.

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

Woo!

This is the good kind of bastwank!

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

Too subtle?

(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

lion's cocks are barbed

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

He's the Loin King,

he can have whichever cock he pleases.

(Slurpy The Frog, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

Not in the least

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)

KNOB!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

future transport...maybe.

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)

OMG YOU HAVE STEPPED OUTSIDE THE QUAKE LEVEL

AND ARE NOW IN TEH MATRIX

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

inspiration was from AI

same ball park.
:D

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

That is what I thought of when I saw it

It looked pretty, but stupidest ending ever

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

Missed out an important point in the film.

They weren't aliens, they were supposed to be the descendants of the robot population.

(

jonbob loves you, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

Aaaah that makes sense!

Its a shame they make them look like shit aliens then, that kinda ruined it for me.

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)

IDCLIP!

IDCLIP!

/doom2 flashbacks

(

TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

IDS PIS POP D!

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

i'm really bored

does anyone fancy acrowars or isketch? It's been a while...

Edit: never mind. Pub it is.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)

Why am I looking at your flying warehouse?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

war3hous3?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

Ooh get you =P

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)

Because a levitating industrial storage facility is an unusual phenomenon

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

Clearly you have never been to Somerset

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)

I passed through there on a chuchu

I think that was probably enough

I mean a choo choo

and not a race of space mice who must escape the dangerous kapu kapus

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

Strangely enough, we have those in Somerset

You're lucky the kapu kapus didn't bite your train in two.

But it's a shame, if you travel past the sea side, particularly Weston, you often see multiple levitating buildings.

It's warehouse mating season at the moment.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

nowt a few cornish suicide bombers can't deal with

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

Pasty bombs!

Chunks of meat and veg flying everywhere.

WOOOOO! =D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)

aye

that's about the size of it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

Unaltered, a screen shot from earlier today

Damn you Stuffit. Damn you to hell.

(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)

Pah!

Silly Macs.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

macs

rock

(elemental hates blue trains, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)

a paperweight rock?

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)

Yes.

Macs are paperweights and nothing more.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

Yes!

It is so!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)

*pushes*

SHUSH. You wanna take this outside?!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

Don't push me...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)

*unpushes*

Better? =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

Yuss.

:)
EDIT: Hallo there.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)

Hullo!

You alrighty?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

U.g.h.

Had a weird day. :/
Went for extra algebra help and the teacher never showed up. I spent my lunch period sitting outside the classroom waiting for her. And then Chunky kept me company for a bit until the hall monitor made him leave. The whole school seemed depressed today. Hah.

How are you/how was your day?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)

Aww that's a bit shite

Scream at them =D

My day has been short, I've spent damn near all of it sleeping, I have very little energy.

I was gonna go to a party tonight, but I can't be bothered. I'm just gonna sit at home and draw =]

I set up a DA account this morning, so I've been spamming all my stuff onto there so far =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)

Hahah

Parties. Always. What's your DA?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

I'm too tired and hungry to get drunk =P

Plus, I was invited by loads of people who aren't actually hosting it, so I feel guilty if I go..

and it's http://monsieurpineapple.deviantart.com because mrpineapple and misterpineapple were taken BY RACIST THIEVES. =[

Most of it is just sketches and b3ta postings though.

In fact, I'm fairly sure 99% of it has been posted here =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

Ohno!

Name stealers!!

So, now you're French?
EDIT: Katamari!!!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

Couldn't think of another variation of mr or mister...

Neither one of them have any deviations. I'M MIGHTY MIFFED ABOUT THAT.

=[

Katamari? Like.. fried kitten rings or something?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

>.<

Katamari the game. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

Oh ok.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)

My lighter just broke :(

The flints gone, and I'm left with half a cigarette.

Wheres all the suave gents when you need them?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)

I think they are in unreasonably expensive yachts in the med

sexing the international spy wimmin

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)

Stop spying on me.

Stalker!

(

TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

hehe

I'm not "spying" on you

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

*wipes self*

(

TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)

better get an umbrella

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

Those international spy wimmins are such whores

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

yeah

always trying to nab your "microfiche" and what not

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

MAN MAKE FIRE!

ugh!

(

TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)

*swoons*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

Light?

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

Cor, smooth

Thankyou kindly

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

*winks*

*pretends dripping wax isn't burning hands*

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

Knock on a neighbours door looking pathetic

........and ask for a cup of sugar at teh same time

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

Ha, christ.

I know my neighbours.

its ok, I found one in my tin of crap.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)

It won't light if it is all sticky!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)

Dunno about the rest, but I gave up

so that I could look smugly at the smokers freezing to death outside my local.
You can have my old lighter if you want but I think you probably require it faster than Royal Mail can manage.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)

Smug ex-smokers are the worst kind of bastards on earth

Fact.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)

ha ha!

*looks smug*

(

finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)

That's nothing.

I copied a video over my network t'other day and it'll still be going when the sun dies.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)

I wonder sometimes

if I can dance through the files transferred across my wireless network.

(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

That's the same number of hours as there are days in the year

COINCIDENCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)

WE NEED TO BE TOLD!

(

in vino veritas, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)

AYE!

'ello missus
*snuggles*

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

'lo young Peter

(

in vino veritas, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

Mehbeh. I dunno.

(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

I copied your style

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

Hahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

Firefox

FTW

(

finnbar has officially retired, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)

ewww IE :(

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

I know

but the scrolly bit on my trackpad doesn't work in firefox :¬(

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

ah, fair dos

I let you away with it, since you've got me thinking about Melua.

with the sound off.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

We've done this

And I love it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

Am I in there?

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)

nice

what is it?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)

Reason 4

Very cool music progam. I want.

(

P3te "the Meat", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)

cubase ftw

(The Director of Directing, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)

Woo for Reason 4

I spy the Thor in the top right corner.

Still waiting for M-Audio to pull their finger out and distribute copies to Digital Village.

*twiddles fingers*

*tinkers with Reason 3*

(randomkaraoke is seeking mong-wobble-gif mongering on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 7:39, archived)

THE SMASHING PUMPKINS....

WHEN THEY WERE GOOD.

You win thousands of ace.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)

Look guys! My doodles from study hall...

I posted them cos I thought it was just silly and cute.
EDIT: The lyrics at the top are by Chiodos by the way
To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)

do you learn anything?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)

I wouldn't if I was a cheerful, yet slightly rebellious, girl.

As it happens, I'm a withdrawn, quiet boy*, who just looks like a girl.

*Not on internets with my +250% confidence boost

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)

your a disgarecw to us all, i've dicussed you with your msn friends

we pity you

(

mongychops, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

haha

^this

with the exception of the discussion part

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

Yay!

MY LIFE'S AMBITION!

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ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

I learned something once

forgot what it was tho

oh yeah, they gave me this clock thing, I think

but it's useless, keeps counting backwards

oh well, heh :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

I remember when you had a thought.

It died of lonliness, I recall..

Poor thing. *looks sombre*

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

no, I chaingunned it

so as to not arouse suspicion, of "the man"

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)

MERDARUR

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

even a fucked clock tells the right time twice a day

you'll be fine.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

yeah

but it keeps counting down

"TIME REMAINING UNTIL ASTEROID 7 Months 13 Days 22:09:10"

oh well :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

with a bit of luck

it just means the clock will become an asteroid.

I advise you in both cases not to be in the vicinity in 7 Months 13 Days 22:05:43

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)

ah, worse things happen at sea

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)

Not in study hall,

no. It's a free period of sorts...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

oh, i loved them :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

Hahah

S'alright. Boring, though. It's an hour and a half long.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)

yeh ours was about the same

but I could never make myself work during them, I preferred to doodle on my folder. Wish I had b3ta when I was a lad.

Although, most people wouldn't have appreciated caricatures of my mates.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

Hahah

I post cartoons of my mates. I don't flamed...much...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

I like the little ghostie

He seems happy

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)

these cyclops ghoats seem to be saying

"DEATH" in unison

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)

I like you, because you always read into things.

this is a wonderful trait.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

\o/

I can't... help it :)

must be some brain thing :)

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

The ghost

is me and my friend talkiong about Oli Sykes' tattoos. Heheh. I like your ghosts.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

LOL

sxhc and fob and p!atd on the same page.
never in a million years.

(perilafterperil, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

Yeah!

Straightedge/Hardcore?
FOB and P!ATD are both SxE. And I do listen to some HxC. Just didn't draw it on there.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)

Ahhh!

Nasty gif:

STILL 8KB OVER. BITE ME!

Lovely png

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)

Your gif is bigger than the slug

Just save it as a shitty little jpg
We'll all click for bigger anyway :D

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)

HOW ABOUT SHUSH.

I know, and it looks horrible - how on earth does that work?

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)

Just make it a jpg

under 50KB
Should be alright.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)

Jpeg?

MORE LIKE GAYPEG.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)

FINE

It's alright now, anyway.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:13, archived)

~~slug~~ world

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)

I have decided that I like you and your doings.

Most wooworthy - hooray!

PS Are you a sir, madam or uncertain? :)

(

in vino veritas, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)

You can't tell from behind

/long hair

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)

he is a cat!

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)

I'm the blue one in the picture.

I have a willy.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)

COR!

That is all.

(

in vino veritas, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

i like you, but we have rules round these parts

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)

I'm sorry, honeyflower.

xxx

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:13, archived)

ignore me, i'm an asshole

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)

We love it.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

GREAT TITS MAN!

ahaha

;D

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

Ooh yes, I do have great tits.

(www.b3ta.com/board/7668757, for everyone who missed this)

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

not as good as my arse for my 8000

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

My 9000 was amaaaaazing

NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE, PLANT OR THING.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

yeh i saw that

my arse is still better. did you see it? it's fucking gorgeous, but I tend to get sweetcorn stuck in my teeth.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

Haha, nah - 3 times the size was pushing it a little.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

gif does not photo, fool.

Get some compression down yourself.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)

jpg might deal with it better

would probably be smaller filesize too... i like your monsters

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)

NOOB WITH ATTITUDE

SUCK MY COCK

(

mongychops, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)

I'm still classed as a noob?

Owwww dickspiders. : (

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

yes

and the fuck-you attitude is pretty noncey.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)

Was just being cheeky :(

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)

fair enough

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)

YOU ARE A NOOB

2 MONTHS AND SHOOTING ABOUT 8K OVER, FUCK YOU NOOBS TO HELL

(

mongychops, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)

I'M GOING TO REPLY TO MY OWN POST JUST TO SAY:

DOWN DOWN DEEPER AND DOWN, HINT.

(

Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

Quite so

EDIT: Oh yeah, I can see them.

(

in vino veritas, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

OH!

HA!

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)

Down down and down

Down down and down
As we spin through the night
With ever increasing might
Down down and down
Down down and down
Returning volumes of sound
Into the blackness we drown
Round round and round
Round round and round
As we lay in your sleep
The appointment we keep
Down down and down
Down down and down
Only the rushing is heard
Onward flies the bird
Deep deep and deep
Must we sing in our sleep
Down down and down
Down down and down
Round round and round
Round round and round
Round round and round
Returning volumes of sound
Returning volumes of sound

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)

I am the centre of this universe

The wind of time is blowing through me
Its all moving relative to me...

mmmm.. Space Ritual time!

(Squawker, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

master*

In case of sonic attack in your district, follow these rules. When making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously, do not waste time blocking your ears.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)

do not waste time seeking a sound proofedshelter

Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic

(Squawker, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)

Use your wheels. It is what they are for.

Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 22:40, archived)

Hahaha, fuck yes

You're fabulous

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)

Faster!

Daft little buggers

(

TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)

i'm dizzy

(

mongychops, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

why, hello dizzy

*waggles eyebrow suggestively*

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

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