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[challenge entry] Dead or
alive, you're sparing me some change...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# proper lollage at that
so have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# YES!
*cer-lick*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Good
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
there's a voice keeps on callin me
down the road it's where i long to be,
every stop i make
i meet a new friend
cant' stay for long
i'm moving on

summat summat
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# doo doo dee doop..doo doo dee doop
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# "DEAD OR ALIVE YOUR COMING WITH ME"
"ALL OF YOU YER MY BEST MATE YOU ARE"
"YA BASTARD! FUCK OFF!!! I LOVE YOU MAN"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha
your getting good at this ...
have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Marvellous.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# First click of the compo.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Clickety Click
(Tirtingsquirtle, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Woooooooooo!!!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Includes
cat.

(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# right
time for you to be banned now...

edit: obviously there is something i dont get here.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Everyone is given immunity to flames
If their post includes a paint cat, apparently.
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# you've been taking lessons
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Ooh! That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# By jove! I declare this the jape of the season!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# it's caturday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# pfffttt...
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# What happened to telling them to read the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# apart from them being a cock in the last post...I don't see what's wrong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# fuck is gat!
gat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# wat?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# silly mofaha! not wat?
gat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Gnat stak!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I see your pigeon, and raise you


unoptimized jpeg!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Fuck off.
You dick.

*resets world's equilibrium*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Should that not read...
TWAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Found this
amused.

Anyone aware of provenance or prrrominence?

(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Go home.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ^This^

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# stop the internet we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# This would be ten times better
without 'FAIL' on it.

It's awesome.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# its just the end bit of Sin City...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# well it's ace anyway.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Get to fuck.
TITS OR GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# you're so...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Plagent pianoforte manuipulations
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# spunky horse dog fly finger ivory tinkle plastic action!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmm

I mean, what else is there?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# not many m&m's in this packet were there
just 15, and an "h" what is this? communist foreignland?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# you need to stop posting this.
It confuses, frightens & amuses me all at the same time.

It needs it's own domain dogtonguething_piano.com

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Haha
I'll stop :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# well done on understanding this site
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I'm playing your tune
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# yeah baby
it's the age of steam!

steam fuck the steam! knob down a hot pipe!

oh my god! steam!

*burnt death schlong plumbing*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I love this so much
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# ...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I think this has been coverd but...
Fuck off back to 4Chan!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun?

And bindun a hell of a lot better most likely.

Edit: Added four more "Embarrasing deaths" to profile. I realise that they're getting kinda old now, so any more will be added to profile rather than posted on the Board.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# rock 'em..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# *socks 'em*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# sock it to me...sock it to me...sock it to me...sock it to me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Respeck
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# 'lo pot :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# oh!
a little respect...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I wouldn't listen to those twats who tell you not to post something
If you like drawing them then fuck what those other idiots say.

/I had this kind of shit when I was doing birds with teefs blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Yeah, I hated those
I hated those;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# pow right in the kisser pow right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# The chocolate kisser?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# haha I watched that episode last night! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# pow right in the kisser pow right in the kisser
pow right in the kisser pow right in the kisser
pow right in the kisser pow right in the kisser
pow right in the kisser pow right in the kisser
pow right in the kisser pow right in the kisser
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# he seems to be debugging him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Paypal shit in my face, and make me eat it!
Just got off the phone to paypal after 3 weeks of trying to get contact with them. Anyway i'm not better off and i cannot recieve payments from my customers, because they have disabled my bank account being added on their system, all because of a problem they caused. fan-fucking-shitting-tastic.

Also, i now have a massive phone bill. Great way to start a weekend
There is my cat!
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Robots?
What happened to good old fashioned piggy banks, eh?
Hmm.
There's always horlicks.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this.

Hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)
# No, indian chick.
Got in touch with her quite quickly. But it resulted in me being serverly pissed off and muttering paypalsucks.com every 5 seconds. She was trying be helpful though, but she was not being helpful enough. I sent them 6 emails, 2 weeks ago and never got a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I like the cat :D
Edit: PHEW!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# buy them some ice cream
and it probably won't happen again
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Mint Chocolate Chip?
Nobody can refuse that.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# exactamondo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Quick, edit your post with a picture of a cat drawn in MS Paint
And you might get away with it
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)
# lawyers, man, lwyers!
tell them you won't pay for their mistakes, tell them you're recording the call for proof, demand reimbursement of your phone bill money and threaten to close your account. if that doesn't work, RELEASE THE LAWYERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Use this guy
Horses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Have you tried going to
www.likewegiveafuckingcrap.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)
# needs more
horses
edit: my mistake, - it's fully horsed up
(SquidHead, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# needs more internetisseriousbusiness
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Seriously, it really fucking doesn't
Anybody that posts that is a grade-a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I knew it
But I still clicked.

I love Horses, and I love YOU
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# ^also this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# needs more
HELLGATE LONDON'S OUT !!!

/zomg
(SquidHead, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# you can't even post on the right fucking part of this website
what chance do you have sorting out your bank account/paypal? :P

[edit] yay cat :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# My cat is better.
Mine looks zoned out.
(I helped save b3ta! RiverBlues Hello, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I'm learnin'!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# now try drawing a dog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hmmm, advanced class eh?
I think i got confused with the instructions somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Hmm
I need more lessons.

This one is called "Caddy" due to its feet resembling golf clubs.

Edit: Hahaha you can see how influenced we are three whiskers per cheek!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# haha I love that :)
cartoon cats should only have 3 whiskers per cheek it's the law
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hmmmm, I'll try
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# OK

What is scary is that I did this with a tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I don't draw with a tablet either..just the mouse :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# That is beautiful :)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
#
"David2569 uses a subtle blend of disturbing imagery, wit, and a fast paced soundtrack to really bring his post to life. The internet is buzzing about this young fellow. I'll be expecting big things from him"

Imaginary Nameman - The Guardian
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# ooooh what did they say about me?

waits for it...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# "Prodbot6.9
(aka Prodigy69) takes the mundane and makes it methane. Sublime! Divine! Bovine! A triumph, this seasons suprise hit. Bit of a cunt though."

Anothernot Realperson - The Guardian

edit: ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# haha I was waiting for "he's a cunt" :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I'm in a happy fluffy mood today :)
edit:may have modified it a smidgen *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# You're a cunt.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# always a pleasure :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Actually so was I.
But with added "but it's hard not to love him"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# aaaw bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# What I'm really wondering is
Until today you've posted exclusively on the talk board. You MUST know that this stuff is for the Talk Board. You're not a noob...

So why did you post this here?
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# don't bloody send it over here!
aaagh!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Nice tag
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# See, I've been using PayPal for six years and never has a single problem
depite running ten grand's worth of transactions through it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I've been using it for a few years
and have had quite a few problems on and off.

They don't seem to like the fact that I live in South Africa.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# that makes you a communist or something
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Have this.
I'm feeling generous but lazy.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!
*newfangled clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I'm liking the new click
system.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# thank goodness you tagged it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# CAT.
Have a long term bacon nap cat:

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Am I too late for the dragon bandwagon?


Click for bigger (80KB)
My daughter painted this on the bottom of one of my boards. Now I can't use it for fear of ruining it.
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# she is rather talented, shes really captured the green of the dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Waow!
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# there was a dragon bandwagon?...why didn't I get this memo?!?


ace picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# indeed there was, dragons and dinosaurs
b3ta.com/board/7756028

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I am not happy about this lack of memo!!

have my skugosaur again :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# the dragon that was meant to deliver it to you
ws slain by a careless knight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
# bastard knight!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# indeed.
dragons do so much for the building industry, not to mention getting those uppity virgins to either put out or get sacrificed. knights care nothing for the common people.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# that's great
Is he breathing fire from both ends?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] every time you masturbate...
(I helped save b3ta! allen, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# EVERY time?
/fears
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Domo face! :D
I love faces in things
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm entering this, but it doesn't deserve its own thread:
ROBOTSES!!!
          ()
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(    )  ||  ||   (    )
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(    )  ||  ||   (    )
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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)
# aah well, I'm willing to make that sacrifice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Victoooooooooriaahhh
Inspired by Grampa's post during the ghey shift


Click for almost as big as her ego (113KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Brilliant!
Great work.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Thank you.
I forgot to link to similar things I have done and posted on Flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# no wonder those people in the background are taking photos
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# hahaha that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Only shopped pictures please..
Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# In a World of Bullets...

Click for bigger.


(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# yay for things made out of guns!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# sweeet!
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)
# ooh that's good :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Robots?


I've
got
them
shooting
out
the
jaxie
for
Watson's
sake
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# I am hearing the funky music.
IT'S SO TASTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# robograss for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# compo them all!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# that might be frowned upon
by lords and ladies with monocles and facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] First entry for this compo...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# "x"
edit: eep

it keeps appearing and dissapearing!

I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# It's giving my willy the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# keep that thing away from me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# YOU'RE MAKING HIM UPSET
HE'S WEEPING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# that means he's happy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] TIMMAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *belms*
i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Robot !!!11eleven
(SquidHead, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# well i like this
fuck knows why no-one else has replied, better than most of the toss being posted :P

*runs around rousing people*
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Harlequin?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# O_o?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Looks like the eyes of a Harlequin Baby.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# how is harlequin babby formed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# They need to do way instain mother, who kill their babby, because these babby are ugly?
It was on the news this mroing. A mother in ar who had kill her three harlequins. They take the babby back to new york, too lady too rest. My pary are with the father, who lost is halrequins. I am truely happy for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
It was on the news this mroing. A mother was killed in ar three harlequins. Take the babby back to New York, Dame to recovery. My pary with the father, who lost halrequins. I am really happy for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# NOBODY KNOWS
HE'S TOO DAMNED IMPULSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# fructsaft!
It was on the news this mroing. A mother was killed in the three ar harlequins. Take the babby back to New York, to be queen. My pary with the father, who lost halrequins. I am very happy for the lots.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# IT WAS ON THE NEWS THIS MROING
A FATHER IN AR WHO HAD KILL HIS THREE WIVSE
MY LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER WHO HAD LOST HIS THREE KIDS
INCEST IS WRONG

DON'T GET AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# O_o
A father in AR, killing its three WIVSE
My LUKE, I am your father, who had lost his three children
Incest is wrong

Not AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# This is getting further from the troof.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)
# This is always further from the troof.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Well...
BABBY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ARGH
that's terrible.
Well done.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# check
(Long time lurker, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Oh god.
/puns that require research blog
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# hheheee
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# .
"
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Meant to post this t'other day,


A slow saturday seems like to ideal time to hide it away.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I have a feeling I should get this.
In other news, I just came across our Uncyclopedia entry: uncyclopedia.org/wiki/B3ta
I'm aware that most of you will have sene it, but if you haven't it's an interesting read.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Sad
wolkers
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Sad indeed, little guy
I thought it was a buffet too.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# 4/10 - Needs more buffet.




/Tonay blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# it is a buffet!
it's just nobody wants to eat the flowers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# argh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Too early for Cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I don't have any fucking idea what any of that shit means
It makes me feed like some sad old (Nearly 30 FFS) cunt. What the fuck is all this about?

I really should have some semblance of an actual life right now rather than posting pictures of Hilary Clinton holding a cock on a website.

Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# You've had a revalation!
Now you can take some time to post awesome stuff like we've all been waiting for :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Somewhat mixed
that message. But thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I thought that too.
Sorry if I sounded like a cunt.
It was meant in a nice way.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Not entirely cuntlike
No apology necessary, but many thanks nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# no idea really
think happy thoughts

I just wanted to post a blue chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# More the 0_0
Than the chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# oh
I was shocked at the hilary meat stick action

O_O is very common these days it been about a few years
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# you couldn't figure out O_O?
what happens when someone goes ^-^ or =^o^= at you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I just get a bit confused and feel lonely
Sometimes I just pretend to understand. But the lies eat at my soul. Most days I end up crying to myself whilst listening to Radiohead and self harming.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Oh I quite
agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Is that one meant to be a pair of hands (the ";;")?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# It's hair
I think.

At first I thought you were referring to the gote-zee (which I purposely misspelled so it is not summoned)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# cool
you should do a myspace page about it

and get a musical instrument, it doesn't matter if you don't have any skill with it (actually that's prefered)

and you can put the songs you do about it all on there and like, you'll get 4,000,000 friends or something

then you get a record deal and people start buying your records and like you end up living on some expensive beach mansion and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# First thing to make me
Laugh today. =)









(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# \o/ infact, sod it
I'm going to buy a cheap yamaha keyboard

and do shit songs

I registered with myspazz, I was wondering what I should do with it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# )-0_0-(
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_emoticons
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# <('.'<)
Kirby is the best one :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I'm already thirty, and it sucks
it is supposed to look like two suprised eyes and a little mouth I believe
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Ah
Clarity. I am in your debt sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# No problemo pippa
The camp wasn't the same once Sally took over.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Odd thing about Sally. When she was a kid, she had that "Ugly Duckling" Thing
but never seems to have developed in to a swan. Tragic really.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# she did do a home porn tape though
"apparently"
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Very nice....
.
Can he get wood ?
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Silly, silly, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# lolz!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# lolz i iz iliterit
Hehe
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Lolz!!
I'm bored.
and cold.
Who opened my window?
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# No-one opened me, thanks :)
Yeah, I'm good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# That is rather silly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# As are some of the finer things in life ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ah, the famous lettuce war of 1927
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# The one that preceeded the great lettuce famine?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# when people went without lettuce for 2 years
nobody got a decent burger

it was tough times
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# It was those cunting rabbits
little floppy-eared wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# yeah!
little cunting floppy eared wankbunnies nibbling on our green bits!

they must be stopped!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# You leave my green bits out of this
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hahahaha
I have no comeback to that

no, really

*runs off screaming in terror*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# let's cress!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# What the fuck!?
Why!?

I love it! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# swears are funny and clever!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Have you tried the firefox tourettes add-on?
I downloaded it on my other computer, and was having fun with it yesterday (Check my recent posts)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# yes
I noticed it, it was most purile and you should be ashamed of this juvenile behavior


where can I get it?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# 'tis in the nooslettah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I missed that
I was busy doing stuff, and I may check it out later

or, I might not, I don't know, that's the kind of crazy life I lead!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# My god..
you're so impulsive!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I know!
I am!

or I'm not!

at like.. no warning!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Wow!
Well I just had a caramel wafer thingy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)
# holy shit!
I might go to the kitchen, and like, completely fill a GLASS with water from the TAP
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
That's so fucking impulsive I can't THINK straight!

I just...you won't believe this...I just put my wrapper in the bin!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# WOW!
I still haven't even gone to the kitchen!

I don't even know when I'll go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I might never go in there again.
EVER.
But I might in a day, I might in an hour, I might in a year, I might go in there in 14 minutes. You just don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# holy crap!
what a crazy bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I'm now going to get a drink.
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL HAVE YET.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# "Still Original Size!" -- I love their advertising
   ..oO(so now I know where the other 3,999,999 "made and sold every week" go... feeding b3tans!)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# 3,999,993 feed b3tans.
The others feed my friend Richard, and my stepdad.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# like a Cresswell?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahahoahoahoahahahaha
hahaahhaahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# winston churchill's wife
liked rock cakes. she bought them from my grandad's bakery.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Really?
Oooohhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha...
Reminds me of one of my music & food compo entries :
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hehe
I like this muchly
Therefore I will take advantage of the new feature of clicking replies in a thread. Which means I will click "I like this".
No really, I'll do it.
I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!

THERE! I DID IT! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Thankyooo....
It is a long overdue and marvellous feature !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Aye,
that it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# lettuce turnip and pea
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

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