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# A bit late for the inappropriate actors compo I know

but it's been in my head all morning
Prolly should have stayed there
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# cor
rare postage from you

woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Thank yi
Since they made the rest of my department redundant I haven't had any time to waste
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha, no, thanks for sharing!
*mops tea from monitor*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Pfffffft.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I love the count....
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# The Sky Kitten has come!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# rejoice
for Martin is Short
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Good reflectige!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# ...and he's going to WRECK YO' TOWN


ps: nicely done!

/edit: oooh, I like the previous one!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Turbo Ghandi to the rescue!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Hahaha....*deploys VEGGIEBOT*

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Retaliates with Mutafish


With secret Glinda The Good Witch Of The North mouth action!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# YOU WIN!
*shakes fist*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# i presume he's called handy ghandi?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Ouch
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# WTF
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# LOL!
Careful now!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# He looks a bit happier
now he has things to play with!

:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Quickly, hang a big toy mouse from that plane and lead him into the sea!
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# LOL!
I love that thought!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# all hail our new giant overlord
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# For me, mrs trellis, jessie and any other phone phobics


not ivesb. he LOVES to phone
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# YAY!
*saves*
*adds*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# me
I used to be completely phone-phobic. Now I can use the phone at work, but NEVER answer my home phone and very seldom my mobile.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Is this a B3ta club?
*Joins*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I have 'selective' phone phobia
I let the phone ring, go to answerphone, and then if it's an 'ok' caller, pick it up.
As I use the same number for home/office it can be a right pain having clients ring up at 9pm some nights
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I'm cold
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# What if they want to sex you?
Thats right, it's business time...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ... and business is good?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Caller ID
is a wonderful thing!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# doesn't always work with the business calls I get though. not *all are from clients*
or from identified callers who I have blocked using the telephone preference service.
Many are construction industry local companies who see my name details on planning applcations and think they can just call me out of the blue touting for work etc.
hence it's just easier to get them to leave a message, or if a trusted calle,r pick it up if I recognise the voice..
I can generally get 2-3 *useless* calls a day like this
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# This
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I would phone people
but I am poor and my student loan isn't going to come for another four to eight fucking weeks!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Oh yes
and for me, then
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# i love to phone!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *adds to profile*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Phones are mad and confusing.
Snake 2 on the nokia 1100, however, is the best thing ever.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Mind if I join?
I never realised it was so common.
I call screen everyone - even my parents - if I'm not in the mood
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# count me in

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# pffft!
nice!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# This is good
and merits more replies.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# it's up to you and me!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# And me!

...Oh. I fucked that up, didn't I?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# oh, muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# 'salright
I was sidetracked by a dash to the butty shop.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Buhh bububuhhhhh
*Gyrates to the Recordbreakers themetune*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# WOO!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ~wheeee!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
Needs more blood/organs :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# :)
Woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# This happened to me once*

* this never happened to me
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# S H O T !
Tally-ho & Woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Haha!
This is great
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Page 5.

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I like where this is going...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# upwards
and outwards
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahahaha!!
gaint cat woman arse!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Arse!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# GIANT CAT MIMSY!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hello bum-face!
good week-end?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# pretty average
you?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Hurray!
I think I missed a payge

*spazzes back*


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# You make me scared of my penis.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I........what?!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Oooh noice
I seem to have missed the previouser ones
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Haha!
Wow.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Apologies to ThisWasMyClone

But it had to be done!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# :-o
*is speechless for the first time on b3ta*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Very true
It did

Aww
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# noooo!
but brilliantly animated
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ^this all over
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Oh that poor
chess-set :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely said, sir.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha!!
kitty burgers!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# What a waste of a perfectly good chess board
If you splatt the fluffy is it spluffy tiem?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# It could be...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# your mind is a very dark place indeed
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Great bloodage...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# It's a curious thing, if ever you google for blood
there's always some around...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# thats great
good job
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Woo
to this!

:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha this needed to be done
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Who'd a thunk it?
It was a song all about his favourite toy car
and how it made him feel big.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Whole picture actual size
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# little red courgette!
/ac
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
#
Prince is only 30.39 kB?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Anybody else notice some similarities?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
that film looks bollocks.i like ray winston and all that but...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# i have a client who sounds like ray winstone
scary bastard that he is

edit: and also, mrs trellis sounds a bit like him too
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# You liar!
You utter utter liar!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# do you!
i could probably track your work phone number via drager....
hmmm
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# You'd better not try....
They wouldn't give it out to an outside hospital anyway
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# of course i wouldn't!!
gaz me your mobile number then!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *watches his son proudly*
He's just like his old man with the schmoozing =D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# at least i don't use the cudgel anymore...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Maybe when my mobile account has recovered
From all the other texting I've been doing
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# oh go on!!!
i'll give you a quick ring to say hello
=)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Eeep, no, I have phone fear!
Ask Aphex
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# so did he but i've spoken to him
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I've spoken to him to
But only cos he didn't expect me to pick up the phone....
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha!!
sneaky!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Well if he will ring me....
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *grumbles*
s'not fair.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Me also
I much prefer to text peoples
I gave my mobile number out for the Derby bash, but only to be helpful to people because I'd want a contact number if I were travelling somewhere. I get teh phone fear too.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I'm fine with it at work
But total phone fear, especially phoning people for the first time
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# WUSS!!
mink'll tell ya, i'm very nice...

ahem.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# And freebs said you sounded butch
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
only one way to find out!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ONLY if you accept that I won't answer any texts
Cos my bank manager will be weeping after the next bill
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# rightyo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# is that why you shout at me from the background when i speak to dad?
=D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# In a word- yes!
I'm fine at meeting people, fine at holding conversations, can ring people if I need to and am quite competant on the phone, but I really hate having to ring people I've never spoken to or don't know too well
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# i know i spend alot of time in my room,
but you know me!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *Votes with Aphex*
Sorry hun it's true


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# You lying toads! Both of you!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# s'true!
At the play TLH said 'Which one's Mrs. Trellis?' an' I said 'Must be that one that sounds like she's in the Queen Vic . . . '


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I do NOT!
As long as you didn't think I was the old character lady though...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Oh! you weren' . . . .
no no of course we didn't think that . . .


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Hmmmm.......
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# s'my fault
I didn't recognise you with yer clothes on! C];0D


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Cheeky beggar....
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I know a bloke who looks (a bit) and sounds like him
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!
Re-enacting Sexy Beast?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Are they your legs on the right?
;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Pssst...

see if you can get her Ebay account name
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# ahem
I just gave away my crappy website address!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# har har!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That's the wierdest boiled egg I've ever seen.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I can't wait for the bit where the lone american tank crew kills the monster with their last shell
and frees the slaves and returns the nuclear bomb to uss freedom
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# haha!

I also thought that
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# My cats breath smells of cat food :)


Not seen them yet, but I wouldn't be surprised
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I haven't seen either of them either
but they both appear from the trailers to be very shouty with little substance.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# he told me to burn things!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Who, your Pa?
He does that. He's loveably odd.

Don't do it though son, that's just one more way to get arrested and he just doesn't want to pay your college fees
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# colllllllege?
whassat?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Ooh, excellent!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# straight to uni for me!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ray winston?
Come on, you're havinjg a laugh
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Hello
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# the woman (drawn) in red...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Have a ratamawoo
in oblique reference to your tagline
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Hello!
nicely drawded!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Hello!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# GROAN!!!!
Woo sir
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# pffh
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# He's no pal'o'mine-o


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# (h)oof!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# tha mane thing is
that we get as many puns in before the board goes un-stable


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# come on , I'm chomping at the bit
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to get saddled with any more
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *grooms*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# You're just trying to stirrup some trouble aren't you?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I canter go any faster!
however much you try and stirrup trouble!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Some of these are so bad they're giving me the trots
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# EWWW!
yes look at the state of your jockeys!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Woah!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# you win!
I foal'd


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# You stud
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# aaagh
mindpiss
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# you fell for that one
fetlock, stock and barrel
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# There was a Gallop poll confiming the need for more puns
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Wither we need them or not
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# we can crop out the badduns


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# No, I refuse!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm going to try and snaffle this one from under your nose.
"snaffles" are real horsey things, apparently. As are grackles and numnahs, so I'm led to believe...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *blinks*
nah you're talking pony!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# There must be a curple more
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I don't know if we need any more, there is a good crop of them already.
And they are all jockeying for position on the board
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I bet Dave Ascot loads more horse puns.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *is doubled over in agony*
the pain!!
please stop!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# take some Epsom salts
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Oh shit
to both you and freebs ;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Oh bloody hell freebs
*clicks in spite of herself*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# This!
Braw! punngae!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Spangworthy!
but still amusing
woo
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ouch!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Right, that's the norty step for you, young man.
;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# SPANG!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Groan
and double groan
Nice one
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
#
heard this on the news this morning and wondered how long it would take for someone to get to it!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Shameless repost


Death to this sort of thing.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# and do the airbags blow themselves up?
/Casual stereotyping Monday
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Shut it, webfoot!
webfoot!C];0D Didja get me text!?


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I did sir, and I have reported you for it, STALKER!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *ducks deeper into bushes*


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# NINGARY
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# 'ning :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Are you ebaying miss
or just carbooting?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# was going to ebay
but now not
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Ah
I was casually trying to stalk your activities with an ebay account, website or suchlike,but it appears you're just too clever for me!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# prfft
ace
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# 'The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca'
what if you don't like bingo?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# LOL!!!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Pfft...

* I must think quicker. I must think quicker. I must think quicker. I must think quicker.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# HOW WOULD THAT WORK?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# SPESHAL MAGICS
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# AH
Muslim magnet magics!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ooof!
I brought petrol, but I see your embassy is aready a smouldering ruin!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# That's no good!
you bought unbearded!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# "All the pillars...5!"
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffff
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# surely it would have been earier just to
buy a compass and put your scarf in the glove compartment? Why did they feel a whole new car design was neccessary?

But woo to your pic.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# excellent stuff
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *sniffs*
Is that a burning Embassy I can smell?

Woo to the pic, sir.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hooray
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Arf!
A compass pointing to Mecca?

*imagines a bunch of imams wrapping the Kaaba in copper wire and plugging it in to make it magnetic enough to attract compass needles*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha ^this
SUFI-SCIENCE!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *dervishes*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Is that a Nissan Sunni
?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# yeah
they're total shiite
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
*Tries to think of Sufi pun*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Ford
Capri Shia
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
#  
lieveaap
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# why am I looking at your horse?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# errr, because it's an ALIEN!!!
BEWARE!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# TOAM!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# M?
looks more like an A to me
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *backs away*
you win this round pal,

BUT I'LL BE BACK!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# I'm just staling a bit of this thread from the future
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
#
RIS06.jpg
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Been a while for me too.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# heh!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yay! That's well done!
OOH! That reminds me . . . *rummages*

*blows dust off*



(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# there is always icing for any cake
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Ace!
:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Now that
is aces!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *fingers prince*
oo...tight

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# My name is Prints
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# It's been a while, I do apologise

Feel free to click for explanation.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# where HAVE you been
.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Well. Erm.
To put it blunt, my Dad died. So I haven't been "in the mood" as it were.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *hugs*
I'm sorry for your loss

/mum died this year blog
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *smoosh*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *proper hugs*
=(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Sorry, luvvy
luvvy

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# S'ok
twas back in July and truly time is a great healer.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# my auntie died two years ago
and I still find meself blubbing occasionally . . . *hugs*


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *also comforts*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# oh, no!
i'm sorry to hear that mate.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# sorry to hear about that :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# ^ this!
:(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Oh god, you ok?
*comforts*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# :(
*sads*


/mum also died this year blog
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# sorry my friend.
=(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *hug-hug-hug*
Sounds like it has been a rough year for b3ta-parents :/
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# yep
twas the day of the London bash, too
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# grim
:(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *comforts also*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
Mine too this year.
I lurked about here though for the odd smile.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *also hugs*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# and back at ya
it's a pisser, but apparently a part of life.
Hey ho :¬)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# sorry man :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Cheers guys and gals.
Fucking shit time, to be honest. I did a sort of tribute to him here at the World of Stuart, if anyone's in a mawkish kind of mind to read it.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Yes, it's a horrible business
and it comes and goes in waves like a really bad hangover ... you think you're doing OK and things are getting better and then suddenly you're bursting into tears at a bus-stop for no apparent reason.

I genuinely empathise :/
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I've been there mate
fucking rubbish it what it is...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# tough break, matey
mateyso sorry


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# my condolences man,
glad to see you're back on form.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I'm very sorry to hear that
it's crappy losing a family member.

Welcome back to b3ta, you've been missed.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Aaaw that's a bitch!
Well if it helps your absence didn't go without comment.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# without being too blunt
commiserations on all the parental loss

my cat died :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *hugs*
that's bloody awful too

/cried more when cat died than when mum died for some reason blog
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha!!
aceness!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# woo
welcome back, I missed your stuff
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# TELFORD!
Best of all the shitholes.

Nice to see you got the Wrekin in there too, and I'm guessing that's Telford Plaza there.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# It's been about a year since I travelled the 20 miles to get there,
so I'd forgotten what Telford looks like on the way in. So yes, that's the plaza and you have to get the Wrekin in somewhere. It's visible from Heath Hayes, for god's sake.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# escaping from telford using chickenballoons
the choice of many
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# It's actually the only way out.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I distinctly remember driving away last time...
... although I did so in a cowardly manner, and my wife has huge tits. So, I agree.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Hahah
I see what you did there.

I have to make the journey there every day unfortunately.

At least I don't live there anymore.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Oh yes
the board needs more of this sort of thing
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Thatcher!
oh..wait
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Haha, I thought it was her at first too =)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Pixel-Art Garfunkel?


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I went to a pixelart gallery yesterday
but I didn't notice it was pixelart, because it was all cubism
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# arf
3d pixels
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaa
Very good!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Pfft...

I got that one straight away...

*clicks
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# but is it art?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# yes
the other one's Paul Simon
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# pixel art?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# *spangs*
*regrets*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Strike me down and I will become more punerful than you ccan imagine



or something
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# it'll be worth it...
*hyper-spangs*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# You are in top nonsense form this morning, sir
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Blurred Hucknall?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
She mentioned the Devil's true name!!!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# eek!



(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# The DEVILS image!!!!
Save Us!

Save Us From Eternal Hell-Fire!!!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Apologies for the quality of the pun
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Sir.
Consider yourself *clicked*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Aww, don't ignore him
that's a bit mean, he IS trying!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# haha!
nicely...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# That's really ace
It does look like you've filtered it, which is a pretty big compliment for something that isn't, means you've done it perfectly and accurately!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Thank you!
I still don't think I got the hat quite right though
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I sat there and waited for that to animate
Then the penny dropped. Woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Me too
Very amusing!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ooof!
needs more mildew :P
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *sexes*
how was the car boot sale?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# ok
I had to get up at 5am, and stand around in the cold for 6 hours, and it was all a bit depressing. But I feel strangely zen about the whole business now.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# aw
*hugs*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# mmmmmm
*pity-whores some more* ;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# One Foot in the Filter Gallery?
*gets it really... pfft*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hehe.
Nice one, sir.

How is your good self today?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I'm grand sir
my bad self is also

and yourself?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# rather tired, but doing well.
:)

Avoiding w*rk like the pest.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Pffft
:D

[ed] Nicely done!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I had the same idea
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *hangs spard*
/sorry - legacy from spoonerism compo.

woo and clickworthy though.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# oh dear
:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# pffh :)

ning
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# How's my vector, Victor?

(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Name that tune......


:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Well I woke up this morning
Put my brain in a tumble drier...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Sigue Sigue Sputnik
Love Missile F1-11.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# nah, it's Wrathchild (UK)
Na na na Nuklear Rokkit
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# na na na na Nuclear Rocket
Got a ticket, gonna put me on it

na na na na nuclear rocket with me!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# US Bombs cruising overhead head head head head
Love that song

I've seen SSS twice now - they love that echo effect
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# PWEI version
FTW
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I love PWEI too
Why did I not know they had covered this?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I. only. want. to. see. you. bathing.
while I wash my brain ......

:P
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# DEBS!
*enhugglemismooshifies*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Trelly!
*englomps*

how's?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I'm good ta, you?
And are you coming to Blackpool?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Bad Form!
*stares*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Bad form, but with fair reason
Guess it's just you and me then hon ;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# *gets all unnecessary again*
:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# *giggles*
So what was the joke that you weren't going to make?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# =(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# MINK!!!!!!!
*smoosh-glomp*
*with groping*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# YAY!
inappropriate groping?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# highly
:P
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Is there any other kind?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I know
I'm rubbish :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# O_o
rubbish unable to make it to this bash, but will meet you all for cuddles and drinks at another bash sometime in the not-too-distant future, hopefully.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# ^this
:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# not one bit.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *films*
*tugs sleeve*

Trelly, ask her if she's coming to Blackpool...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I heard that!
I doubt it. I am in 'oh-my-ghod-i-am-going-on-the-30th-and-i-have-no-money' mode just at the moment.

i spent most of yesterday selling litle pieces of my personal history to muslims at 50p a go.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Bah.
And Bah...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Wanna buy any ostensibly worthless but incredibly sentimentally valuable tat?
Antique glass bottles I dug up when I was 10 - 6 for a pound!
Carved wooden box I was given as a 21st birthday present by my then boyfriend who is now dead - go on, make me an offer!
:/
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# I'm sure the bash will be braw
but please don't sell things you will regret?
There will always be other bashes (there's a rather fine Derby one coming up in a mere 11 months! ;) ) but memories are irreplacable
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# It's ok, I have kept the most important stuff
but it felt very strange and my lip did wobble a bit at one point, although I am convinced I am better off without all that junk really.

I shall bash like a bastard when I get back all thin and brown and worldly ;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# That's a really lovely thing to say.
*wipes tear from eye*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# ew
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Steady, you...
I meant it!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# ^ what Jess said, mos' def
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# DEBBIL!!
*gyrates*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *hypnomatoaded*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# *smergs*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
*merms softly*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# *Smooshes*
Hello, my dear!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7777305

ta for package (in advance) and for gaz
*glomp*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Why, it's Baroness D'Ebbs of Glompshire!
it's Baroness D'Ebbs of Glompshire!*squeezles*


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *sexings!*
and greetings!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# :)
'ning Debs
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# g'ning!
:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# All Day and all of the Night
By the Kinks
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# The Byrds
Tambourine Man
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Cyndi Lauper
Girls just want to wash their brains?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Saturday Night
by Whigfield! \\o/

Woo! It's Ace whatever!



(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
cheers!

:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# WONDERWALL!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Is it
Iron Man
By Black Sabbath?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Armaggedon it
Def Leppard
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Bold by Spandau Ballet?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# *snorts through nose*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Couldn't come up with anything with 'Lenor' in it
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Not even John Lenor'n?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Deep Home Alabama
by Lenor'd Skenor'd

Or anything by Lenored Nimoy



(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
no that was Daz Sampson . . . He was ariel poser . . . or am I getting confused with Suds from Madness?


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Ah, I get your Dreft.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I don't know why I bother sometimes...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaahahahaa
:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Bananarama
Robert De Niro's washing my brain
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Purple Brain
Prince and the New Power Generation
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# is it 'What Godzilla Said To God When His Name Wasn’t Found In The Book Of Life'?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# It's Braining Men
The Weather girls
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
I just refreshed after being busy, I'M PISSING MYSELF NOW!!

:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *chokes on coffee*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Amy Whinehouse was weeks ago
They tried to make me wash my brain out, I said no no no
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# The Spice Girls
When two become Brain
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Watch out Grandma
by Lawnmower Deth?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# oooh -now their cover of kids in America was ace
;D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Is it...

the Birdie Song?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I touch myself by the Devinyls


'NING ALL!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Forcefed Broken Glass by Cannibal Corpse?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Insane in the brain by Cypress Hill
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hehehe
close!

:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Nice ning!
One of the best I have seen!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# cheers!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# 'Ning sir!
:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Morning!
You well?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Can't complain, if only I wasn't at w*rk
and your good self?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Suffering from the same malaise, sadly
It's nearly Friday, I guess.

:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Informative Pop Fact #867:
Opera Glasses have no effect on Prince.

Fact.

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# pfffft...
Is that Heather Mills?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Pull the other one...

* Bugger! It came off in my hand
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# It'll never stand up in court
*baddum-tish*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Ning JS
and thanks for the comedy drum-roll...

* I am so glad that the weekend is over and the comedy is back..
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Haha, that gets a click from me =)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Nice One, guv'nor
:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I can confirm this!
Cameras dont work either!!

Woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# What about sniper scopes?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# pffffffffft
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one, Prof.

You well, sir?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# KEVIN!
*glomps*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *does real lols*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Hello Lovely!
I don't really look like him you know

*wishes he did a bit*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# You actually do
It's as much mannerisms and facial expressions as it is more than a passing resemblance. Once you see it you can't unsee it, but I can understand why you don't, it's pretty rare to see yourself the same way as others do
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# too.....many.....difficult......concepts......
too.....early.....in......the.....day...

*falls over*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Just enjoy the fawning you sexy man ;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Bless you, lovely.
:)

*enjoys*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I'm 86% ace, cheers.
This is calculated from waking with a 100% acetastic rating, deducting the 59% "I'm at work" factor, and adding the 30% "no training today" surplus. Finally, I've added the 15% "I'm going to buy stuff at lunchtime" bonus.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# add a coupla % for Wednesday lunch . . .
\\o/


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hurrah, true!
I'm officially 97% ace now.

Oh, and it's a quote from a film...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes - search for "furry tractor" =D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Hee!
What larks!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# They haven't so far...
:P
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

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