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[challenge entry] Bob
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# He's needlessly sharpened his screwdrivers.
I wouldn't mess.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Blur Boobah became a sex toy (uncut)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# They upset the manwife like you wouldn't believe.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# they are pretty scary
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Have you been on the weird website of theirs?
Where it's just thing after thing after thing....I was on it for HOURS.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I'd better not, I'd probably never been seen again
:)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# It's pretty awesome.
So is NEW BOOSH AND BUZZCOCKS tonight.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# I haven't seen any boosh
and I rarely seen buzzcocks

only time I watch tv seems to be when I pass one in a shop window these days

I am odd
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# NO BUZZCOCKS?!
NO BOOSH?!


Dear God in heaven, you sick little thing. What about Heroes?!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# nope
never seed it
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Bloody hell.
You poor chicken. *feeds telly sustenance from cathode-teat*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# arg! choob poisoning!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# CATHODE TEAT
Don't look a gift captain in the cathode teat, as the old adage says.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# you very scary!
*obeys*

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# This
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Boobahs or sex toys?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Boobahs.
He's fairly unshockable with the other. Which is good. Marrying me'd be terrible if you were vanilla.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Vanilla?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Boring.
Used as an adjective by the more sexually adventurous to describe those of a more easy to please traditional nature.

Also a flavour of ice cream.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# or a kind of sky.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Oh I see
I think that makes me at least Chocolate Fudge Brownie....
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# o_O
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# HER ASS!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# kill it with bags of sugar!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# those things are fucking terrifying!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# You have teh fear (of a blue bellend with a face).
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I....
.....I can't stop.....I can't stop watching it....
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# is that something to be ashamed of?
sounds quite normal to me
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I never liked that film
it made me sad
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# what ?!??
it's a classic !
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I don't care!
*cries*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# aww *comforts*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# are you female?
All my male friends don't like it either. They also don't realise how wrong they are.

And some of my friends don't like the Princess Bride. HOW FUCKED IS THAT.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# 72.8%
*science*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# It's got to be more than that.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# enough?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Getting there... getting there.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I love being a scientist
life is easy!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# PERFECT!
Right, I'm off, bye kiddies! xxx
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# bye!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# your male friends are all gay
Jennifer Connelly for gods sake!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# She was quite fit.
I was only young when I first saw it, but for ages I'd run brushing imaginary twigs out of my face because that's what she did.

Oh, and you know the worm? 'Naaaah, I said Ello!'
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2xVZiGOw-o

Check out Phenomena also, where she plays a girl with a telepathic connection with insects... oh my!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# And you still call them friends?
Destroy them. And burn the remains.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# And they like Nighty-Night.
Which just makes me extremely angry and rather violent.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# So glad I'm home now
If I'd laughed like that in the office, they'd have moved up the the Special Ward by now....

*clicks*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Found dead in the gutter I'm afraid


(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# er?
are we slowly turning into /b/ or something?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*is a /B/*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# bees go "bzz" on the buz becuz they is buzzee and have to run a buznez
I have no idea what I'm typing
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Put down the toilet duck.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# already did that
I cried at the vet
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Office lollage.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# /b/?
.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# they are EVIL man EVIL!!!!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Anonymous gets big lulz from pulling pranks"

I love how they're scared of internet fatties!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm,

Edit: Oh! Great minds!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# *is spotting a theme*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Surely against the point though
Considering Po flounced about in front of millions of kids ON telly with all her felty bits on display.

*stops being a pedant*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Ah, but it's what you can't see that counts.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# she never opened up the patch in the middle though
s'where the dirty bits are
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# mM-Mm. Felty bits...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Bungle had a short career as a pole dancer


Mind the seams
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# would
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# *gets wad of pound notes*
Shake it!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Slippery when slick !
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Pikachu tried his hand at a music carrier...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# is that like an aircraft carrier for bands?
I jest. woo!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Horray!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd go into the music business

There are a load of birds fnar fnar
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Rod Hulls and Revelations"
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# why am i looking at your zippy
compo?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I thought if you looked at another man's zippy without asking he'd get all embarrased and cross his legs a different way?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# that's his pink george
it's women that get embarrassed about their zippies.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# I'm not embarrassed anymore
Enough people talk to my bungles exclusively so there's no point worrying about it.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
#
*adds to list of boobie-words*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# I heard quite a worrying one recently (from a teenage girl, no less)
Chest flaps. Dear god, that must be a supportive bra. Sorry, bungle holder.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# chest flaps?
oh god, that's.. slightly disturbing
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Yeah, and she's 18.
I mean I know I've not got the tits I had when I was 16, but....Jesus. I don't think I'm at 'chest flap' level quite yet.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Veiny cakes...
was a description that made me feel odd...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Back from safari . . .
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] it was going to be funny but then meh
so pfft
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Ah
He works for Edinburgh City Council then?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Funscaping
can be fun . . .
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Whoa


Left: Porn/regular actor Ron Jeremy, aka the Hedgehog

Right: 9/11 Terrorist bomber Khalid Sheikh Mohammed aka KMD (Presumably because Americans can't remember, let alone pronounce, his name.


The similarities, even despite the same designer glasses and goatee beards, are quite perplexing.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# ooooohh, topical


{edit} it is 2002, right?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
Do you reckon Iraq is next for invasion after Afghanistan?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# they'd never try it without real justification and an exit strategy
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# that's true. Otherwise, ha!, they might still be there 3-4 years later. Until 2007, even.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Don't talk crazy!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# WUT
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Tits or GTFO
If you move fast enough, it'll look like you're in two places at once. Then I'll have seen a pair of tits and let you off.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# BRETS!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# that's my word!
I'll set websherrif onto you
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# *perplexes*
pown.alluc.org/?uid=31


just kidding: this is shit!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Don't know what sort of a dad he was but the kids are dancing with joy!


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(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# poor windy

couldn't live with the shame.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I'm sure I've been there
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# It's that little place near Merthyr, isn't it?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Some went into the computer games industry



(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# nicely done
that is
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# that's well lully :D
Nice 'n' classy

Tony the Hitman Hart?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Clean hit !
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# very
nice
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] meh...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# haha!~
It's funny because he's a cunt
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Up to the skies!
("Up and at'em!", "UP AND AT THEM!", "Better!")
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# "over the side"
O_o
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# "AGREE WITH THAT!"
"AGREE WITH THAT!"
"AGREE WITH THAT!"

/repeat til your cock falls off.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# "pussy sign"
perv
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# shush

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# crumbs!
i wouldnt despise the ad if it was penfold
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# this^
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# winnar!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# :D
hahaha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] fallen on hard times
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] quick thread rp;
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I heard he went into product placement
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Wahey! No hands!


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Call RSPCA!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# but...
oh never mind
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# hahahahahahaaaa
she does have a girl's name so it's ok
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# .....






/retches at hint of precocious ginger pube growth
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# that isn't Nohands!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Oh dear lord!
nice one
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# *actually lols*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Optimus now works for Eddie
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I know exactly where you're coming from with that....
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# nicely shopped

* I off home....
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# bye
ps twas MSPainted...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous rp for compo...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# i would buy that for a dollar!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# yes
where can I buy one?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)
# this is clever
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# its amazing its the greatest its the best
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# yop dropped these ' ' '
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# it's sung as a single sentence
but have a 'u' anyway, you sound like you need one
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# heheh
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# where may I order such an ace contraption?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Faces of Faces


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bleh?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# don't worry about people not commenting, they are odd sometimes
I like these, they are a bit scary tho

:)
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# your beautiful
thankyou for your solace
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Dangermouseee.... Dangermouseeeeeee!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# that's nice dear...
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# *shocked silence*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *stunned noiselessness*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *Horrified quietness*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Horrified hushness
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# 'mortified muteness'
i missed all the prince fun, can we do it again?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Sure, why not?
What's the worst that could happen?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# i take it the shit hit the proverbial fan then,
like i said i've been away for a week or so and only caught a few related posts, haven't got round to scrolling back through the last week as yet.
it seems to have disappeared without a trace.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Yeah, a bit.
Job done really, the brief was to give the odious little twerp something to complain about, and someone did on his behalf. I guess Rob thought it wasn't worth the grief so he pulled it. It's his balls on the line after all. But as someone on The Register pointed out, if they'd left it a bit longer the compo would have closed and we'd all have quietly moved on. Now the little twat has made himself a target for even those who previously had no opinion about him.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Here's the story
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# And here's their message board
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Peanut butter?
drives em nuts

pun not intended
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# what's that red stuff?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# My guess is
Blood mixed with cheese.

You think maybe he died slowly so he still had the instinct to eat the bloody cheese while his head was being crushed?

Or was it all instant and peaceful?

We'll never know.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# ketchup
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# thank christ

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Good fucking riddance - I fucking hate mice
although this one was quite amusing
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# you take that back geoffrey
dangermouse is the greatest secret agent in the world, it says so in his theme tune
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
My brothers middle name is Dangermouse, or so he claims. And I believe.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# only good mouse is a dead 'un imho
we had a mouse problem at home a few years back.
And my kitchen was spotless - bastards.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# charlie brooker wrote a great column about pound shop mousetraps recently
"the first one took his ear off, the second neatly dismembered a foot. this wasn't a mouse trap, it was a mouse whittling machine"
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I came home one day to find one wandering about the floor with a broken back
I girled out and had to wait for Paul (a veggie mind) to come home and finish the job :¬(
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave Tigra ALONE! boo hoo
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# hahahah
needs more running mascara but otherwise WOO!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# haaha
:D
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# It goes so well
You made me funny in my pants.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
you said 'funny'
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# very good

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

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