employee of NHS Direct. I can confirm this. We took 1.1 million calls over the 11 day Christmas period which was 61% over the expected call volume... mostly due to winter vomiting virus.
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:49,
archived)
I've got a shitty cold right now
but could not claim it as anything other than man flu. My poor 87 year old gran stayed with us over Christmas and had serious gut trouble ( which is not normally the case ) resulting in night-time accidents. Twice. She was mortified. She claimed to be very ill but I just dismissed it as her being on the piss for 3 days. I felt bad when I heard about the virus.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:55,
archived)
So . . . what if any is the recomened antidote ?
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:58,
archived)
beer
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:59,
archived)
I might have suspected as much . . .
however if I fall off the wagon . . . I Shirley will land on my head !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:03,
archived)
Puke flu is storming the US as well
I had it last month, now my sister on the other side of the country is recovering from it.
I'd rather have a cold or influenza. Few things are worse in my book than having stomach flu.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:30,
archived)
There are only a couple of things
that have ever made me suspect that there may after all be some kind of intelligent creator who designed the universe. Cats are definitely one of those things.
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:37,
archived)
erm
because they're selfcentered little shits ... like god, perchance?
I fucking hate em, an god, what a cunt!
(Logovendis doing arts and farts!,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:45,
archived)
PAINTBIRD DOESN'T MIND
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:31,
archived)
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:29,
archived)
Hahaha!
This makes it even better =]
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:31,
archived)
You can just see one of his men, arms akimbo, ranting away about it.
Perhaps he'll see this and illustrate it for us.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:44,
archived)
a good cat?
I can only assume that it is dead then.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:20,
archived)
I apply this same logic to people like yourself
so go swallow some bullets, dickhead
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:00,
archived)
I have had cats for mnost of my life
and I certainly like them, but they aren't special, they aren't magic, they are just an animal, like a dog, a rat, a pig or a horse.
Get over yourselves and, if you refer to yourself as mum or dad then please, go and get help.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:23,
archived)
No, I'm not the cat's mother.
my point was rather that Zoot is still a fuckwit and should do us all a favour and off himself forthwith
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:28,
archived)
Fair enough.
I rather enjoy chatting to Mr Cadillac, but then I'm hardly part of a clique.
I do have my own little troll who follows me around though, so I suppose we have something in common, Zoot and I.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:42,
archived)
Supposedly he's fine in person, but on the board he just seems to enjoy being a (brain-damaged alcoholic) dick.
also his pictures are shit
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:48,
archived)
Ah, now, you see,
Some nights I enjoy doing that too.
Were you here for the great 'Jolly Jack is a paedophile' wars?
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:49,
archived)
oooh no, I missed that!
He's not a paedo, but he is a perve. Which is fine, since I don't doubt there's good money to be made in pin-up 'art'.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:55,
archived)
Do you really believe I think that posting pictures of squirrels with tits makes someone a paedophile?
It was great, I got threatening gazs and emails, I was shouted at by everyone, there were images made and cartoons drawn explaining why maturity in animals happens sooner and what a furry was.
Most alarming were the huge swathe of gazs which agreed with me.
I enjoyed that for about a week.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:01,
archived)
ahhhahhahah.
that's all a little too godhatesfurries for me.. but then, there are some right weird fuckers lurking on this board, who don't have the guts to do owt but send nasty private messages.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:07,
archived)
I wanted/intended to riff on that fun in Snaxe R. Deadly PI.
But the line "The child was a mess..." didn't fit. So I used kid. No one's mentioned it so I must assume I "failed it" by not using child.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:14,
archived)
Iam the Gay.. and i find this highly offensive to me and my the partner in romance by law official not marriage but there after we do swear these vows to be in love with no marriaged thing. thanks. offensive, barred.
(Julie MoultLife was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 3:20,
archived)
i've got your picture.....
You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:30,
archived)
lol
what an hilarious series of letter changes!
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:32,
archived)
I do try =]
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:33,
archived)
RACIST!
(TIALFour capital letters, written in gold.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:32,
archived)
Raciest!
Gorra love their small knobs :ยฌ)
(wibblywobbly- helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 2:14,
archived)
(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:58,
archived)
I'll just slip this in here then:
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:00,
archived)
what pen do
you need?
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:06,
archived)
I have a wacom . . .
erm . . . *goes to look up what it is*
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:08,
archived)
CTF-420/G
That's all it says.
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:10,
archived)
ah, a
Volito 2. I have a broken Graphire 3 but as far as I am aware the pen is still functional. I shall telephone Wacom tomorrow and ask them if the pens are interchangeable. If it proves to be the case then it's yours ( but I have no more spare nibs ) standard wacom 6d 2 button radio pen.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:13,
archived)
That would be splendid.
Volito-2 does indeed sound right.
Quite small - I went for quality over size in my (admittedly meagre) budget.
I have a feeling that the Graphire has a double ended pen though? (at least, the one I borrowed did) - anyway, fingers crossed ;)
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:16,
archived)
yeah, it has what they call an eraser
but is actually the opposite tool to whatever you are using at the time ( so will paint white if you are on a brush painting black at the nib end ) There is a tablet mouse too which I know is functional on the graphire 4 because it's here now. Don't know if the Volito can use it but I shall ask.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:20,
archived)
I am jealous of your graphire.
Everything I do is done with the touchpad on this laptop.
That would explain the quality of my images, I suppose ;ยฌ)
(LordManleytwitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:21,
archived)
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:51,
archived)
same thinking here... but nobody got it really. ;)
(Harryhausensworking plasticine since the 30´s,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:48,
archived)
yeah i knew i saw laws somewhere before.
still clueless about this one though.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:51,
archived)
then i give up on it now.
shouldยดve used a guy in a wig!
(Harryhausensworking plasticine since the 30´s,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:53,
archived)
I think they're ravers. They like each other.
Needed warm colors as it's fucking cold.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:16,
archived)
Nice colours indeed!
If you have a DS you need an R4DS.
And yes, Phantom Hourglass is awesome.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:18,
archived)
An...
R4DS? What does that mean?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:20,
archived)
Shit girl, get yourself one.
It fits into the cartridge port. It's about ยฃ35.00 with a 1Gb memory card.
Basically, it means, free games for life, as it allows you to download game roms. It also allows you to play mp3's and movies on your DS. I have DS and SNES games on mine.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:22,
archived)
Oooooooooo!
*wants*
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:23,
archived)
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:35,
archived)
Oooooh, think I'll try that one.
Nicely.
:D
I've not dabled that much with Homebrew apps.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:37,
archived)
Please do
and report back to me!
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:43,
archived)
I shall post the results sometime tomorrow.
As work is an unpossiblity.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:45,
archived)
awesome
gaz me a link when you do :)
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:51,
archived)
They're an ace little upgrade card
Which you can download game roms (rips) onto. You can download lots of game roms from torrent site and what not; great if you have no qualms about doing (I don't, and have my R4Ds and several hundred games)
You can also convert video to play on your DS, and play mp3s too.
Only ยฃ30 or so mail order
(LemonEntryMyDearWatsonThis time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:22,
archived)
^This, that and the udder.
Check out YouTube for 'How to' videos.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:24,
archived)
oooooooh nice.
I should be looking for downloads for my old modded PS1, hmmm..
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:27,
archived)
now give them knees and elbows you heartless swine!
still, woo.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:19,
archived)
Hahah
:p
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:21,
archived)
stiff-armed hugs are just plain awkward.
/always the bridesmaid, never the bride
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:26,
archived)
Hahah
I shall give them elbows and knees next time.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:30,
archived)
IT WILL ALSO HELP FOR THEIR RAVEDANCING WHICH I PRESUME THEY ARE ALSO INTO.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:54,
archived)
YES THIS IS TRUE THEY LIKE TO RAVEDANCE
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:58,
archived)
Yay!
That's great :)
(mofahaโ( ห_ห)โ ส (ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:19,
archived)
nice
this picture makes me smile. Plus I go to Mongolia tomorrow!
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:22,
archived)
So does she!
But my scanner cut her hand off, the torturous bastard. ;]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:24,
archived)
Sure, whatever...
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:29,
archived)
it's true though!!!
*holds out sketchpad* Seeeee?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:31,
archived)
Oh fine.
I'LL ONLY BELIEVE YOU THIS ONCE THOUGH, FROM NOW ON, TRUST IS OUT THE WINDOW.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:35,
archived)
Well that's not very nice
Is it now?
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:38,
archived)
A GIRL THREW UP ON ME THIS MORNING.
MY TRUST FOR WOMEN IS LIMTED. I WAS BEING GENTLEMANLY AT THE TIME, TOO, WHICH MADE MATTERS WORSE.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:40,
archived)
Oh?
Pray, elaborate...
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:42,
archived)
Nothing that interesting.
Went round a friends, we both got drunk, her central heating was borked, so I offered her my hoodie.
Shortly afterwards, she threw up, and whilst the hoodie did not recieve the majority of the flak, there was enough to make me not want to wear it on the cold, rainy, slightly hungover walk home today.
NOT COOL DAWG.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:45,
archived)
Ew.
EDIT: Are you ever wearing that again?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:47,
archived)
Well yeah, I left it to soak in a sink full of hot water and disinfectant.
To be honest, if I threw away every item of clothing that anyone ever threw up on, I wouldn't really have many clothes in my wardrobe.
MODERATION IS SOMETHING THAT MUST BE LEARNT THE HARD WAY.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:55,
archived)
But...
it's sick! I've thrown out many many socks due to stepping in sick. And nearly threw out a hoodie because a random stranger's gum was stuck on it. THrowing clothes out is no big deal. You can just make new ones. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:59,
archived)
Indeed you can
And now, I sleep.
Night Kitti, Pineapple, B3ta in general
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:02,
archived)
Goodnights!
Also, in reference to the clothes making, it ain't gonna happen.
I do not have the skills or patience to make clothes.
Plus, I'm a right tramp.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:03,
archived)
Hahah
oh, okay. :]
EDIT: A right tramp?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:16,
archived)
Tramp = hobo.
I am a bit of a scruffmeister sometimes.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:21,
archived)
I know what tramp means
I just didn't understand in that context. I do now, though. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:38,
archived)
Sweet dreams!
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:15,
archived)
NOT COOL AT ALL PINEY APPLE!
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:49,
archived)
I'M NOT ABOUT TO SICK ON YOU
YOU COULD (PROBABLY) TRUST ME
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:47,
archived)
If you did, I would be mighty impressed.
It's a hell of a distance!
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:48,
archived)
This...
is very true, but increses the unlikelyhood of that happening.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:51,
archived)
pineapple!
ning!
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:27,
archived)
PAVLOV!
NING! =]
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:28,
archived)
Nice bright colours :D
And I rather like the way you talk about your characters as if they're real people :)
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:24,
archived)
Ta!
How're you, sir?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:25,
archived)
I'm rather good thankyou,
yourself?
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:26,
archived)
Cold.
Too lazy to get a hoodie. The usual. Hahah
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:30,
archived)
invest in central heating
or warmer clothes
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:32,
archived)
You'd think I would, right.
But I don'[t. I have a hoodie. I just don't know where. :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:46,
archived)
unimpressive
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:52,
archived)
*bows head*
Sorry sir. I'll do better next time.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:53,
archived)
Looks degenerate enough for me.
Woo
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:25,
archived)
Happy colours!
Phantom Hourglass is rather good, I should play it again
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:50,
archived)
^.^
This. Yes. I'm only up to the Isle of Gust, but I think that's pretty good for having only got it yesterday.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:53,
archived)
that place confused the hell out of me
but I won't spoil it for you.
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:59,
archived)
Hahah
I actually used a walkthrough for the temple on Mercay. It was too confusing. But I've been doing alright on my won, which is rare for me. Hahah
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:01,
archived)
ok well i'll be honest
because comments like " yaah its great! " are absolutely GAY!
this is b3ta isnt it ? home of the heartlessly funny and unforgiving sarcastic talents ?
this picture is not good!
Its unoriginal Its basic It is " 2 ravers, they like each other ? " WTFF!
If Simon Cowell is my dad then im sorry but im being honest
-dont let fancying a girl cloud your honest opinion-
(Julie MoultLife was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:54,
archived)
....
Okay.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:57,
archived)
Everyone has to learn art some day.
Don't worry, your time will come too.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:58,
archived)
ouch :p
(Pavlov'sDogis all out of pavlova,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:00,
archived)
I call 'em likes I see 'ems.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:05,
archived)
Lulz.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:01,
archived)
what happened yesterday, to the best of my ability.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:09,
archived)
I like how you captured the futility of being.
Or.. whatever.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:11,
archived)
oh yes.
i was originally going to do some sort of storyline. i'm much more pleased with the amount of effort this took.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:13,
archived)
*strokes beard*
*nods* *adjusts poncy beret*
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:15,
archived)
hahha.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Mon 7 Jan 2008, 0:18,
archived)