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# The extremely rare Estonian Pygmy Owl Marmoset
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# lovely
and what sort of bean tree is that
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I don't know
A good excuse to visit the Clore rainforest lookout tomorrow and ask :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# good man
i was meant to ask the other day but forgot.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# needs more 'nana
woo to this
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Do they come in different colours?

this one doesn't quite match my livingroom wallpaper
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
#
Can't you just get different wallpaper?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# No!
I love the one I have now
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# /spreads on toast
woo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Yes . . . this creature is
rather extreme !
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# They like being tickled under the chin
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *joins in...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# 4rf!
just to think, the red tops destroyed pictures of cherie blair topless, they are only human
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I never knew that
they were obviously far to horrific to publish, even by their non-existent standards
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I was supprised,
it was either piers moron or Gary bushel, but I can't remember which
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Ah, Gary Bushel
that guardian of morality
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! how was the romp?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
not bad, not bad at all ;)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# when you're smiling
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
# he figured on winning hearts and minds all along
with that winning smile of his!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# the sky is falling
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:26, archived)
# why does the sky have exhaust fumes?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
#
Global Warming. Duh.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# that is a myth
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Time for Myth Busters!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)
# meh,
I believe in it, I am just too apathetic to do more than my fair share of recycling if I can be bothered
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I don't believe it's mainly caused by us,
I think it's a cycle.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)
# o rly?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Is it a UNIcycle?
I fekkin' love unicycles!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:47, archived)
# It's round
but then it's square. That's why I like it.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I like how its shadow is also bigger

reducing the sun to a small point of light just out of frame
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I never knew the sky could be so dangerous
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ouch!!!
at least it's not bloody raining.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)
#
Always the optimist!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# A tiny enthusiastic amateur
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)
# i really like these little people
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:25, archived)
# These are really really nice
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)
# This
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# who ate all his 'nanas?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I did!
I stole his 'nanas, to sell to countries where they have no food at ridiculous prices.

Edit: Hahaha, I am so evil!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# can it be milked?
woo and yay
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# It was I!
*disappears*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I tell you who ate all the nanas!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I love this
*luffs*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# great stuff
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Poor effert, but topical 'n that
Image Hosting
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# 4rf!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I always read topcial as tropical first
What does this say about me?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# That you want to kill your father
and sleep with your mother
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Oh, okay.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I think that
you long for the topical paradise where you once lived.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)
# So, that must be Den Haag then
my former dwelling

;)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)
# is it me
or does that look a bit like tom cruise - damn scientologists getting everywhere...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# you bastard
nearly spat chicken melt all over my screen then

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# sorry
*hangs head*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Mr Ronnie Barbour!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Every sperm needs one

Click for full and readable

This was inspired by mofaha when I first saw the map used :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# :D
One of them is on a fag break :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# :P
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# pfft
they'll never get pregnant with the ovum in that position
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Is this just a way of telling us..
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# YES
AND YOU'RE THE MOTHER
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Watched this last night
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Arf!
Bet it costs her a fortune in socks! Also woo to the first pic, I love that style.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# afternoon board
that movie is brilliantly awesome. old monster movies were ace. i'm interested in seeing cloverfield, the trailer looked well good. I don't really get the big anti-cloverfield thing at the moment.

in other news i have the worst hangover ever. fucking stella artois.

edit: as proof i didn't realise that was shopped. that great.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# afternoon
Cloverfield does look awesome, the reviews all seem quite positive. I'm off to see AvP - Requiem soon. I know it will be shit but hey.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# i dunno
the trailer looks amazing. its like they went "Hey guys we've got the two coolest space baddies ever! lets actually appeal to their fans this time"
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Welcome
to shoe shopping hell

- married men will understand...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Ghostly nips!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# you called?
And I told you not to call me that in public!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hello miss :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Wow!
That's great. :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# That's ace :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Nice one sir!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Crowleys Fingers


Click for bigger (92KB)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
needs more baked beans!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# haha
in association with Anton LaVey's home made roasties?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Especially nice with Sea of Absu seasalt!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Never realised cutting down on booze was so dangerous
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# quite the range of replies you've got there
;)

i don't get it either...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# If i don't get it, its hardly worth the effort of pressing more than 3 buttons.
Then, if i do get it, i will edit it.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ?
i don't get it either.

erm please drink responsibly on alcohol-free lager?

oh i give up
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I think you need to re-read it.
It's not alcohol free.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# still contains alcohol
so they've still gotta put it on legally
shoulda shopped it to no alcohol lager, then it'd have been pfft worthy
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# there's a lethal dose for anything
even water


mmmm water
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# There's no lethal dose of neutrinos!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Interesting
but since they have a minuscule, but non-zero mass, I suppose eating a googolplex of them will kick your bucket
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# it's ok
they go straight through you

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Like laxatives?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)
# it's lower
if it's a special kind of water (if my days of reading teen crime fiction taught me anything)

but yes yes there is
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)
# OK
If were going for irrelivant, here's my chicken (I say that to all to wimmin!)

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Your chicken appears to be covered in pubes
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# rosemary:D
And this idiot was just driving the wrong way up Earls Court Road into two lanes of oncoming traffic!

(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Now that's living!!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Sign me up
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# metal in a microwave???
be you mental????

also this \/
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# It is currently set on oven
Plus it's actually fine to put metal in a microwave it just has to be in the centre and radially symetrical.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# which is nigh on fucking impossible
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# OK laterally radial then:P
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# WHY
am i looking at your cock?

and more worryingly, why am I drooling at the thought of nibbling on the skin...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Oi! You looking at mi bird!
Mmmm. I think that it was maybe the best I've ever cooked. I think maybe coz I basted it every 15 minutes and stuffed it with lemon and rosemary
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# A tiny gormo
 

 
gormo
 
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# is he a millwall fan?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I have no idea.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Nice detail work :)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# yay!
cheers.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Giving Up Smoking?

Then you might need this to help your craving for a fag after having sex
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# fag
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# lol fags
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] D of E silver 2005. I wish i was joking
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
routes
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Huh?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Haha
Mine took bloody ages on the second day.
One of the girls collapsed, and it took us two hours to get help and get her to the nearest teacher.
Then a further 11 hours to get across the moor for that day.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# bourgeoisie
i see
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# if bandwagon we must
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I'm thinking of putting his head on
one of the characters being unmasked in scooby doo.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# may as well start now
as it may take you ages - like it took me to do the above ;)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I like yours.
I like My name is earl alot too.

But i should be revising so i'll do it sometime soon
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# shit
everyone that replies to my posts always says they should be revising.

this makes my teachery power feel all the more powerful

edit: i also like earl a lot. DVD of series 2 out next week i think
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I don't need to revise,
my exam was friday :D
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# wahey
i'll predict it was science
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Aye.
I counted 74 possible correct answers.
That's 82% :D

Will not find out for sure until May, though :(
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# excellent work
the science exams we did on friday - results back in early march (OCR)
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I'm revising too...
4 A level exams this week...
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Woot.
I have 3, and have sat 3 A/S last week and the week before.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Exams tommorow...again
:/

I got series 1, but i didn't see any series 2.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Now I haven't quite worked out if those are big upper teeth
or big lower.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it's a scored bit of melon he's put around his teeth in a comedy fashion
methinks
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Haha
If it's the latter, he looks remarkably like a moustached camel
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
#
.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# BUT IT'S STILL DUCK SEASON!
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
paul you are fantastic
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# You can draw?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# No.
See above.
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
*click*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# He's wanting what? :S

(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] token fightclub map:
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i like the idea
and won't mention the 8kb as you've clearly tried to optimise,

personally wouldn't have bothered with norton and pitt but good effort

*clicks*
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Thanks
:) I'll try keep it more condensed next time
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# finally i have photoshop!
have a little bit of ninja
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Nice one
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# the resemblance is uncanny
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D
this is better than mine
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hehehe

Is it a coincidence that 'Here, there & everywhere' is on that album?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# bindunyet?
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hehehe
Those two drawings had us all in hysterics when we saw them on the news. It's as if all the artist had to go on was, "he had an evil face."
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# LOL
(, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)

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