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# Three men and a...
(JethroTull, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# mmm mmm mmm!
What a beauty!

edit: Will she be treating her 'little lady' to something special? Like a greased cucumber?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# He found another job
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# TEST CARD FAIL!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# oh no you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *loads shotgun*
*aims*
you better run!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# *stands ground*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# *shoots your mullet off*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# *reloads*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I don't have a mullet! :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# man
when she sits around the house..

/etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# a cup?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Good God
Nuke it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# christing inflatable christ!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# good god
(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Nice wig Fishcat
now put some clothes on
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# :(
I feel free this way. Don't try to change me!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# ok fair enough
just mind your sausages don't burn when your cooking your beans
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# ah
so that's what happened to Michelle McManus!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Haha Hello Sir!
we are going to get to climbing on monday at about 6-6:30... will see you there (just to confirm your girlfriend is back isn't she?)

it'll be myself, Emelye and Adam probably.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Wow!
I see Dawn French has lost weight!
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha
So cruel
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# SHITTING CHRIST!



(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Hey! Look! Woo!
A self-portrait a la killerkitti. Also technically a vector! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Good hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# thank you!
You can touch it at the bash if you like. It's lovely and soft.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Oooooooooh thank you.
You can touch mine, for it is also soft. And this tigi stuff smells of the best thing in the world. I have no idea what it is, but I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# woo!
we shall be touching a lot at the bash, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Hahahaha, that's what the bash is about.
Getting drunk in close proximity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Noooo just go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# *feels an epic win coming on*
If I can bed both you and TUTT, I shall be having a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Are you staying over?
It's going to be very odd, a full hostel of b3tans. It was only about.....8 of us last time, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# which bash is this?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Londres Bash
31st May.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Yup, I sure am!
It'll be AWESOME is what it will be ^_^ The most B3tans I've slept in a room with before is three.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Me also.
LordSaccharine, Mictoboy and Dixon. And NOT ONE of them took advantage.



Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# well
I'm all out of advantage taking juice, that gland get's drained when one gets engaged
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Oi
Stop coming on to my fancy Internet woman.

There'll be bloody trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Can I come on to any of the fancy internet men?
They'll do just as well, but it's just slightly less impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# yes
help yourself
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# *touches you sexily*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# help
bad touch


bad toooooouuuuuuch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# it's a vector in terms you used a vector programming but in b3ta terms it's not a traditional vector
you seem happy though, bless your cotton socks
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# sure that's happy?
that expression on an anime means all hell is about to blake lose!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# I was posin', innit.
even so, I'm cheery now, because I'm with youse guys! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# oh well, help yourself to a cup of tea and a pork chop!
before the cat gets them all

(the pork chops)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# oh, sorry.
Well, you're the expert!

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# hmm.... I like it.
I was just being pernickety. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# *carries on vectoring*
Starring Hattie Jacques as Macromedia Flash
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Vectors?
He doesn't have any vectors, he's just a kid...


goes back to watching the DVD he paid 70p for yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Is that a pair of goggles around your neck?
Very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# yes it is, as it so happens
special awesome ones from Cyberdog in Camden.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# LOL "Fashion" LOL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# LOL "getting laid more than you do" LOL
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# LOL "I'm a popular b3tan of course you're more likely to get laid than me" LOL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# That place gives me a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I thought it was funneh
I had a flashy shirt from there, wore it about twice before i worked out that i looked like a flashing neon pratt
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I have an ace pair of trousers from there
but I just can't pull them off any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# tug really hard, it'll be worth it to wear some other trousers finally.
At any rate, the smell they've gained over the months makes you unbearable to be around for more than five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Camden Market gives me a headache to
Sadly, I have to endure it everyday to get my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Woo!
Did you do this in flash?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# That I did, that I did.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Yay for true vectors!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# nice...but do you have a throat scrote?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Thats dead good
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Bank adventure


#8
#9
#10
(ratthingbazzterd, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# 'Money, it's glorious'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I must admit, I find this very hard to follow
both in the blue green text and the actual story.

Why does the head go grey?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Does she start to feel sick because she encounters a negroe?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# she is scared
of black people
(ratthingbazzterd, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# why?
and why isn't he scared of disembodied heads that run Oll banks?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# perhaps
he finds her attractive
(ratthingbazzterd, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# This is getting more confusing by the minute
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] This is really becoming the garfield challenge isn't it


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Vinegar Strokes
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# nice one


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
IT'S ALL IN THE EYES.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# it's always in the eyes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha
Edit: forgot this one, mind if I drop it here?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Pffft
He gets hard quick
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# It's all that friction
from dragging his nob along the table.
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# *cough*
(Jester_, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Challenge met !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# haha
note quite, needs more insanity :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Incompleat
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# ris?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# boRIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Sirob?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I like your use of seams

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# .
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# haha
obscure
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Is it...
Something to do with that book about them twins. Ersatz Elevator?
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Alas, no
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Just goes to show what I know.
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Would have perhaps helped
if I had spelt 'navvy' correctly.

*sigh*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# True
Life lessons, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# iRISh?

u cnut :P
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I demand RIStitution
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *hint*
look at it sideways.

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# It's a shit pun
involving a juxtaposition and conflation of
Sat Nav
and
Ersatz
Navvy

My, how we no one laughed.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I made a comic

Clicky to read it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I see two different litters . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# you wrote before twice
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# It's meant to heighten the sense of urgency
I think i'll give up on this compo lark
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# ah i see
it would make more sense if you put ... after the first before
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Also,
too is spelt wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# We're all DOOMED

ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Nings matey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# He's incorrigible...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Well that's because he's a lounge lizard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# i am scared by this picture. what are they doing to each other.
also anyone want to play isketch with me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# crocus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# he's offering her something to smoke.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# whilest looking like he is bumming her.
genius
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# VOMIT
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Good heavens!
*covers kitten's eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Sigh
Photobucket

Am job hunting at the moment and it sucks big time. Anyone got any exciting vacancies? I'm good at pretty much everything.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Fraid not mate, sorry!
*hug* though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# go on
Shine your shoes guv'nor?

What do you do? (Apart from b3ta-ing aaaaaaall day, hehehe)
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Project management and team leading.
It's bollocks, never do either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# ok
i'll do that
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I read that as I fucking hate you Manley

Is that him?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# uh no,
it was meant to be me
but the shouting probably made my pretty face look all screwed up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# He won't like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# oh wont he
well if he wants to bring the ruckus i'll be waiting. Does he have any jobs?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I think he does actually, he mentioned it the other night.
Some kind of web based stuff. I forget details easily.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# is it a bear-porn website
i think i could do that, no touchy touchy tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Almost certainly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# sweet
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# well..
you any good at balancing small children on the bridge of your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# probably
I've got a strong nose. What are the hours?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Gah me too.
You could sell these fine leather jackets...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# we have jackets to sell?
sweet, let's get dahn the market son
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I hear and agree.
It does indeed suck balls. I've been jobhunting forever, it feels, even when I've got one of the damn' things...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# We're advertising a few, including a research assistant in Panama
www.zsl.org/info/jobs/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# sweet
perhaps a touch far afield tho, who would feed my cat and Missus?

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Go on then, I'll feed them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I detect alterior motives
are you trying to get in my cat's knickers?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# NO!


yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# s'ok
help yourself, she's a bit old mind you so be gentle
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# they aren't all ridiculously evil and hellbent on destruction you know
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# AW ^_^
change your sig, you :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Depends on what he plays I guess
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
#
Chopin Etude Op. 10 No. 5 (Black Key)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Holtz The Planets


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Bless
I see him playing jazz. He should be animated :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# yeah i should have animated him
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Exactly my point!
Shit, storm tomorrow.

www.metoffice.gov.uk/weather/uk/uk_forecast_warnings.html

Well I love storms, but dangerous innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# i hope it blows away all of the bad things
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8154622
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Gah!
I'm in Aberystwyth and firmly expect to be blown out to sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# oh dear!
i didnt mean you!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# s'alright
I could do with a wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Aberystwyth eh?
Tell me do you know Dan and Claire?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Wuh?
Possibly? Should I introduce myself if I don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# heheh
maybe, they are freaks tho

I done some international politics there too. Didn't really get it if I'm honest, it just sounded more interesting than Marketing on it's own
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Haha my kind of people
I don't get it at all to be honest, I'm a little out of my depth.

Still, nice to be by the sea...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Huzzah! That means I won't be able to go to work
as the ferries won't run.

Hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# What a cultured and talented xenomorph
Woo, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Jazz....nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Breakout the chopsticks !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Johnny Greenwood (for killerkitti if she's around)
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Ooh,
This is ace, I love your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Very clean . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I'm not really sure what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# just out of the bath
i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Squeeky and all that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Yes and all that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I'll try and make it dirtier next time.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# You're fine either way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# she won't be around at the mo
I'm guessing she's still in school. She's normally on around ten, half ten, not that I'm stalking her or anything! Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
seriously though, this is awesomely amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# She's around ten?
*feels dirty*
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Well, this is getting disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I just know time zones is all :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# School? It's sunday.
She's at a crafts thing with her mum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# ace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ooh that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Maybe I should get round to fixing the webcam
Instead of making silly images

(g256, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# is this one of those unemployed jokes?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Who are them then?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Heh

Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I know rps is a bit shit, but I've just been out taking photos before the storm hits and I like this one


Click for bigger (103KB)
sorry about the tint - I was mucking about; the original is better I think
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Still before the storm . . .
looks powerful !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Cor
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# That's pretty good
considering it's into the light. Have you played about with contrast at all or is that pretty much how it came out?

*rather likes RPS
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Excellent!
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# .
thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# oh no he's wet his pants


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# those were my pance!
I lent them to him!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Upon further reflection . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# is
it one of the forest things from princess mononoke?
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] quick one....
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Haha!
Brill :3

HELLO WORLD, I AM BACK FROM THE REAL WORLD.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Why did you go out there?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Was it as terrifying as I've heard out there?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hello!
I was reading your post earlier and went green when I heard what you are going to do at university.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# There are laws in place to protect us from people like you.
Reading his post indeed ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# WHY?
I mean, why go there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure where I was going with this

but it's an excuse to say 'ning now that I've finished my work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'm not sure where Jim Davis was going with it either.
So don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA

works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Career Day
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# not when he draws them that fecking heeuge . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah,
realized it was too big. Down sizing it now.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Thankies!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# uh-ooooh
wait for it, waaait forrr ittt...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Haha, this made me laugh but it is fairly big.
Nonetheless, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# arf
bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Was doodling a new tattoo design last night
and I'm quite happy with it so thought I would share it
(I helped save b3ta! JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
#
Everyone who has one regrets tatoos. FACT.


Nice drawing though.
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# That's a load of tosh, and I can confidently state that this really is a FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I bet you
do when you settle down, buy a vauxhall minerva and farm out a couple puppies
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Unless it's a tattoo of a Vauxhall minerva
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# that would be
truely rock and roll. The butlins logo on your right arm too.
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I don't regret any of mine so far
And a suburban lifestyle is a few years off!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I'm only
pulling your tatooe'd leg
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# so what is your tattoo of?
Tweety Pie? an ex girlfriends name? Charlie brown taking a dump?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# not fact
nope
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# that's quite an extensive poll you must have undertaken
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# just finished
took me 12 years and £53k
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Who gave you that research grant?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# my names not grant


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Surely you can't be serious?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I raised the money by
tatooing every inch of my body
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# How much of it do you now regret?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# None actually. I am the
exception to the rule. I feel my research into the tatoo/regret ratio justifies each of my tatoo's there by skewing the stats by .5% on the curve
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Can you double check my mate Allan's response
last time I asked he was still really happy with it, seems odd that he'd lie to me.
His missus likes it too. He hasn't got any puppies though, two cats, but no puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ALLAN! Oh my
GOD. He wept into my shoulder for about half an hour. He said his whole life is a sham. The marriage too.
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Are the cats a sham too?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# They're NOT CATS!
They're shaved dogs with masks
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# blimey, so you DID ask him!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# haha
you are a nonsense! I was very fond of my blood group tattoo during the war.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'd always wanted one but was very sensible and waited until I was about 30
I regret getting it done.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I have a perfect tattoo of my face
on my face
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# nice
i'd increase the size of the branches as compared to the root
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I was thinking the opposite
Root systems are usually as big if not bigger than branches :-S not sure though
(I helped save b3ta! JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# both
make both biggar!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I like.
.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# get loads of them done
on your face, it would look real smart
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# yay for trees!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# More people I made
with more technique than talent.



Click for bigger (113KB)


Pub Landlord
Mr T
Silent Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# We can rebuild him... With photoshop!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That's awesome
I think you're on the wrong board lol
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Technique, talent, bah.
Who's going to argue, that looks quite fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# nicely handled
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Steve Austin
or Colt Severs?

That's rather spiffing.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Definitely
Steve Austin. I'm subconciously protesting at the abortion that is bionic woman and Michelle 'ere's me tits guvnor' Ryan.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# she was ok
but the scripts were shit
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Great
You really are very good. I have a friend who paints in a similar style and sells prints on the web. You might want to think about doing something similar with your obvious talent.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# nah. It's just a bit of tracing
fun. I'll stick to selling office refurbishments. There is at least a profit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That is complete class, sir
*major clickage*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# That's awesome
*buys for 6 million dollars*

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# fake
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Van Gogh's secret ability
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hahah
Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# this is super excellent!
love the animation

i like this a lot *clicks*
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Van's gone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

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