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# I see that stupid new plane has landed at Heathrow...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# best.......cloning.................evaaaaaaaar
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hooray for ASBO airbuseses!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha I only just noticed that!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha!
ding ding, plenny a room upstairs
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Jeepers!
Him's a biggun!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# It's fucked when i treaches a low bridge
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# It can burrow into the ground
like one of the Thunderbirds.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# hehehe. Sorry had to
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)
# and i leave you for now with this

a yeaster egg
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Would you be offended if I didn't eat it?
Woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# They would be more fun than a drilled out water melon?

* imaging the tingling sensation?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha
can you imagine!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# still would
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I would actually enjoy that!
Night g.
Tally ho!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# night for now
i don't doubt i'll be back after tea.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Fish fingers?
I am.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# magic tea fingers?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# couldn't be any worse
i used to love them as a kid, but now they're tiny and the price of a whole mars bar (grumpy and old)

[edit] also, i see the pope in the lower half. tis a miracle!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I see him too
He is wearing a tie
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# It's got the face of Pope JP2 in it too!
Hallelujah!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# my god your right
*phones vatican
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I bet that would sell millions!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] From postings by Hexachordal (see down the page)


Lol! :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Haha, nice.
Woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Comic Sans?
Check.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# It's meant to be
Irony!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yes.
It is acceptable usage for such circumstances.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# /o/!
I was following that earlier
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# ROFL <_<
no seriously, I'm honoured :P

RIGHT, I'm off now, so bye!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hehe
I feel his pain
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# MINGHELLA IS DEAD
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# what happened? did he watch one of his films?







*checks imdb to make sure I don't actually accidentally like any of his films
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# somebody set up him the cancer
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# what a shit
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Main screen turn off
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?
Dead, but thanks for asking.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Sad.
No more of that lovely ice cream...

Edit: Blimey, he was actually part of that ice-cream family.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Yey... I hit 3k...!


Click for bigger (9KB)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# An impressive analysis.
Woo and congratulations.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Congratulaions Wobbles!
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# haha! excellent!
Congratas!

I Should hit 21k tomorrow!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Bloody hell...
That would make a big long bar on my graph?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Cheers for the warning.
*prepares sick bucket*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I have nothing prepared!
Plus I also may forget
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Nice one.
I've got 2K coming up and as I missed my 1K, expect fireworks.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Nakedness and fireworks don't mix.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Ouch.
fireworks sparklers.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I'm getting terrible mental images here.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# you should see his catherine wheel
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Pffttt...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# yep, thats the sound it makes
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hooray!
*mourns lack of commitment to nudity*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Sorry...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# You forgot
bastwank
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# everybody forgot bastwank.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# tits or GTFO!
congrats.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Eat my skillorz
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hehehe
I knew a deli called Deli Lama:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# there's one in my street called Salvadore Deli
i suspect it's owned by the chap below
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hello...

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# B-Gurk!

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Needs more cock...
* Clicks
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# the pheasant that bites back?
woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Crikey!
woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Argh, what is happening?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# JackFamousGrouseJimbeanDaniels?
I'll have a shot!


Woo!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *shoots*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Jings!
Excellent.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# but no thanks
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
and woo to the pic, although careful about doing too many and shoving them up - this is an unpopular compo and you wouldn't want to spam up the boards and put posts people have put a lot of effort into further down the board ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# you're just bitter because it's so much better than your effort
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# This has nothing to do with it being your post that was pushed down?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Everything ^they said
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# In response to everything they said
partly, yes :P

But also, he's new, and I just wanted to point out that seven paintmashes a night wouldn't be appreciated.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Klaus's, not Klaus'
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# poligen ha!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
I'd forgotten that fella
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Haha, he loved Mr Horrible for some reason.
I suspect it was a regular messing around. Harmless and funny though :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# It seems like quite a popular challenge to me...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# What about all the posts lambasting it for being rubbish then?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I haven't seen one by anyone who counts.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# In fairness
there are very few people on here who can count... there are probably only six or seven... certainly less than five.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That happens every week.
People like to moan.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *draws graph relating occurences of new Image Challenges to frequency of lambastational posts*
Hooray for linearity!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# happens in varying degress with all challenges
and I'll say again, a compo is only as good as the effort put in and the direction you try to approach it from.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# The thing is just that some challenges cause a larger amount of lower quality entries as others
but most challenges tend to get more than a few good attempts made at them.

The thing to remember is that this is no different to if there wasn't a challenge anyway, you'll always get a lot of dross posted with a few gems thrown in here and there.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# You are very wise today,
Mr Ninja.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I always am be wised
just my previous long term stint on the board ground me down so I stopped trying to talk sense to people.
I mean being sensible towards people on the internet, what was i thinking?!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Indeed
I've yet to see a challenge that hasn't inspired at least one great pic.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Starting last week I made a promise to myself
to try and do atleast one decent thing for each challenge from now on, to make sure I stay in the habit of pissing about making silly things.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# That's a good plan
and I do my best to make a pic for each challenge too. Sometimes I just don't have any ideas though and I don't seem to be able to force myself to think that way, it just happens when it's ready.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I like this chalange
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# It's been much better than I was expecting.
They usually are.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# What were you expecting then?

/an un-expected horse?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I'm a natural pessimist, but there have been plenty of decent entries to keep me amused.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Too many?
His last was 12 threads ago!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Compos are only as good as the effort and thought people put into them
I have countless times worked to prove this.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# well said that man
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# The thrilling final page of part one. Tomorrow - part 2 of 3!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Ooooh!
I like it so much, I'm giving it my 400th post!

*gives*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *thanks*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Happy 400th...
I am one more closer to 3k now...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# *gets excited*
how nekkid are you going to get for your 3k?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Ooo I don't know....

*Un-zips
*Laughs

- I may not bother this year?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I've been a regular on this board for about a month now
and I passed my 3k without event.

I am genuinely scared.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *fears*
You're obviously using up the posts that I should have been making over the past 6 years :OD
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Dark,
haeavy, man. And stuff.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Why is everything heavy?
Is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational force in the future?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# No.
I have M.E.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# you've lost that DVD full of goat porn again
havn't you
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Again, smashing stuff
It reminds me of a comic I read in the early 90s called Exit. Can't remember much else about it, and my comics are all thousands of miles away.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# ah!
*researches*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Cool
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd never known what those 'stacked bar of pie' graphs were for...


But I found a use.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Haha!
A fine use it is, too. Woo
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I AM RODD HULL!
reminicess
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I asked Stewart Lee
if there was another Series of Fist of Fun in the pipeline. He laughed, said no and let me borrow his lighter.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# nice one
that was a great show
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
I like this.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Meh.

(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# heh
that's so epic!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# you liked it then?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I really don't get that game.
It looks like it is really hard, and really boring. My flatmate plays it all the time and just moans and complains all the way through at how difficult it is. What's the point?

Woo to the pic though!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I love these!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# based on that review
I think I may go out and buy it
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# hah
seen zero punctuation's review?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Yeah.
He did his just before I completed the game.
Had to make sure I didn't cover the same gripes.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hehe
I love those reviews. I think i've seen most of them 2-3 times now. I should get out more!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# This describes the first one pretty well too.
Looks lovely, turns out to be horrible.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# All reviews
Should be like this
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Hold on there buddy. What's this about Gunstar Heroes (damn i loved that game)?
1)It should have cliches, it's the gaming worlds version of a balls out action movie, all of which are built on cliches.
2)fair enough
3)See 1
6)He requires a somewaht different playstyle, which is fairly preferable in many circumstances in my opinion
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Profit?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# That dice-bit in GunstarHeroes is my least fave part of the game.
Everything else is pure gold.
15 years down the line and in-game dice rolling has not gained any charm.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Fair enough, I can't argue with that one.
Although I always did chuckle if I ended up having to fight Curry and Rice.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# and I just bought the first 3 in PS2 boxed set
Bah... new characters suck anyway
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# They actually did a very clever thing with the inclusion of the new character
they immediately put him up against the old character in a fight which he manages to hold his ground in, thus putting them somewhat on an equal footing and allowing the audience to accept him has a competent replacement.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I know nothing of this game.
But i like your comix.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# you are complaining of characters
who exist for no other reason than to titillate small boys? How very rare.

I understand none of this console nonsense but devil may cry looks to have at least 180% more substance than the thing with the portals.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# You're suggesting that DMC4 is better than Portal?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I sense geek feather being ruffled!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Destroy him.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I would have no idea
as I've only played portal briefly and the other nonsense not at all. I'm suggesting that wanking in vinegar with papercuts on your todger is better than portal. We did this discussion already.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# If anything it's quite the opposite
unless of course you want to get into what actually makes good "substance" to a game, be it deep gameplay, complex game mechanics, coherent and adult stories that are well told and interesting.

Or it could simply be the most important thing of "is it fun to play?"
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I've only played DMC 1
But yes, it seemed about 180% style, which means only -80% was left for substance and gameplay.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I am finding that with No More Heroes.
It looks like an over-designed N64 game with ridiculous block shading.
And plays like a mongoloid Grand Theft Auto with furious Wii remote waggling thrown in for good measure.
Also the gore has been taken out making it hard to work out which age group it is actually for.

The first Wii game I've disliked.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# That sounds horrible.
I'm busy trying to work out if I can afford a PS3 for when GTA IV comes out or whether to buy a 360 or (and this is quite radical, especially for me) wait for the PC version and hope I can work out how to get the controls to work properly.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I'm sortof in the same boat...
but I am definately opting for a 360 for 3 reasons.

1) GTA IV is coming out on the 360 too.
2) It costs alot less.
3) Dead Rising (I'm a zombie fanatic)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# GTA4 will be on the 360 too
I doubt there'll be any major differences between them, as far as i know they'll both have episodic content and multiplayer available for them.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I really can't be bothered with any of the DMC games.
I hate all games where you constantly have to change joystick direction according to the camera angle just to walk in a straight line. And the difficulty curve is whack.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Oh, and my opinion of DMC4
Fun, but it just feels like a less fluid version of Ninja Gaiden to me, and thus it's main achievement was to make me want Ninja Gaiden 2 a lot.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# pssst...
any progress?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Yep.
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# looking forward to it.
:D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Yay.
I'm thinking of getting Ico, I can't get it locally so I'll have to Amazon it. Is it worth it?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I've recently been considering getting a PS2 on the cheap
Ico being one of the main reasons. I've only ever heard good things about it.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, Dirty, and Obligatory
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Now perform your equation
with the lesser used Beatrice variable....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I OOOOOOOWWWWWWWE
my soul to the company store!

Woo :D

This also sums up my day today!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Oooooo
that's rather lovely
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *giggles*
I like this

I also like your name, no change required
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# /bow
I have actually been considering a change of name for over a year now, its all talk
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Oh I see
Well then... erm..... there you go
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the left one don't get ya,
the other one will.

Tennessee Ernie Ford

Bless his little pea picken' heart. :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Eh?
What?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Good old Dave
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Simple yet effective
Like me
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Thanks :-)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Got a click from me :)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Why Thank you again
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i do
like you that is

=D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I know hon
*sexes*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
AWESOME!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# very nice
halhalhalhalhahhahahaha
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# halhalhal
Eye sea watt yew dydde their.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Arf!
I'm saying that a lot today...

Also, slight TJ: what's that website that lets you see what was on any given page in the past?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# This?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Awesomeness.
I love you.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# The Way Back Machine? Archive.org, i think.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# And you too...
^^
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Very clevar!






(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ah
I see what you did there

Nice.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Very nice
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Arf!
Nice work!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I love them so much.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# *bokifies*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Flashy!




(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# this makes me want to buy products
and lots of them

do you work in advertising?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# they are not hot
they are pickled and lovelyscryummy
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# OH YES
not the sentiment but YES to everything else.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# see my new and seasonally-appropriate* Tom Waits sig.
*Seasonal appropriateness may be a bit of a stretch
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Makes you feel good inside!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# yes, yes it does.
My current favourite is "Lucinda" for its mad pirate-y happiness, but chocolate jesus was too semi-seasonal to pass up.

also Regina Spektor FTW.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# yum
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
..aaarrggghhhHH!H!H!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I... ji... a....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *vom*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# take 'em like a man!!




i need water!
WAAAAATER!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# *looks round for proj69*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# top stuff
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Chilli vodka
ftw
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm growing Bih Jolakia
as we speak. Bwahahahahahaha.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
#


edit: 't fixed
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
't
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# not to mention
'
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I CAN?
whoopee!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you dropped this
't
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# 't
't
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# 't
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# 't!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# 't?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
#

_T_
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# T?
hahahahaha 't......duh!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Monets too tight to mention
He can't even qualify for a pension

/Simply Red quotes...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# thats was I was going to do origonally
but Mick Hucknall is a cunt
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Good point...
Well presented...
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# A ginger cnut
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# oh yeah. Be careful of the gingers.
they might give you a disease. I suggest it is you who are the cunt.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# No offense aimed at the Ginger community
Just a lot of offense to Mick Hucknell
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# They are renowned for their fiery short tempers.....
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF /BOARD I GIVE YOU..
....PASANONIC...



*runs*
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I've had
some wine plus a guy has not shown up with a payment he promised. I'd really like to cunt someone right in the fuck right now.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Monet's too tight to mention
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Should it be
Can't?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# ah, thanks
I couldn’t see what they were going on about

/dyslexia
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# it's like you claude that pun out of the depths of despair
:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Fucking hell, one little pun
and you gau-guinning for him! Poor fella!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# that's certainly the impression I get
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# s'isley done
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha nice one
sod the pedant's!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# elegant, sir
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# You know you wanna shout at me for the punctuation.


:)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# She went for £125 million


She must have been pulling his leg.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# But she said she never cared about the money......
Thats exactly why she didnt accept the 16 million he offered before you see!

She is really a very selfless person, who gives 80 - 90% of her income to charity! Just because there is absolutely no record of this in her bank statements or tax returns, doesnt make her a liar does it!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# the judge probably whacked it up to 25 just to get the conniving bitch out of his courtroom!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# should have made her give Paul some money
for wasting his time
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha!!
and a public apology!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That wouldve been absolutely brilliant!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Heh heh
he should have at least knocked 15% or so off because her left leg was never actually married to him.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Do you reckon he ever took her leg off of her in the middle
of the night and hid it? Just so that when she woke up she would have to hop down the stairs to find it and he could push her over and laugh at her?

I know I would have....
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# who could resist?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Well I know I couldnt!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hey poor daughter
has to survive on 35k a year.

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HARD THAT IS??
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# her poor daughter has to survive
with her as her mother!

she deserves 35k a year!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# i'm suprised her daughter isn't in with the other *daughter of famous person* scum
in heat magazine and all over the other pleb press.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Well she is only about 3.....
give her a few months ;)
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# That's enough money to buy a gun, right?
No court would convict her.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I can
imagine it is impossible to live on when you have a family and 3 cars but for fuck sake. 4 years old? That's a lot of lollipops.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# impossible?
really?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# of course it is impossible.
you think housekeepers work for nothing?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# they should be grateful for being in the country!
never mind getting wages
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I know.
I keep telling her "what about the dog? At least you have his kennel'
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# the poor dog
:(
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# HAPPY FOOT
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# YEAH! LYING MAKES YOUR LEGS DROP OFF. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# That's an interesting point.
If she was like Pinocchio, she could just chop her nose off and use it as a peg leg every so often when one wears down.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# it certainly does!
do you want me to push you anywhere in your wheelchair sam?
=D
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Can I have half your money,
so I can give it all to charity?

WHAT'S THE POINT IN THAT?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# thats because money cant buy you love
but it can however buy you lots of cool stuff
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# sadly though
not another leg.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# And robots that are like peoples!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I saw her on the news saying how 28mil was not enou
Why should macca go first class but not their child. THE HARDSHIP!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Stick the kid in 1st class,
and the bint in the Cargo hold.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You'd let her inside the plane?
Interesting.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I think having 1 leg made of wood qualifies her as a Lamp.
So she should stay in cargo, yes.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# ARF!!!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# who'd want a toddler in first class anyway?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Does 1st class also have overhead storage?
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I know,
I personally feel extremely sorry for the woman! I mean, How can anyone live on such paltry amounts? I mean, I must have dropped about 30 million down the back of the sofa in the last week alone!
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i think i'll start sending the poor poor bitch my earnings so she may jet around in business class
while she checks how her charities are doing.
(, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

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