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Am I the only one who does this every time they say it!?

*edit* de-ris for anyone under 40: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevYBsShxNs

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)

hahaha, ace :)

there is only one version for me though...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=shRqw3ceEYE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)

*slobbers*

i remember when that first got aired, (hadn't seen the original as i was a nipper)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

You can watch that without cringing?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

Hahaha

Muppets Tonight. My pre-getting plastered fodder at uni:P

Seymour and pepe blog

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2Oo71HeKZc

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

did that get the balcony treatment?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

Only in the Michael jackson way:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)

Thank you for linking the source site for the star trek pictures earlier

one of these pages of HD screencaps reads a bit like a comic, it's made me giggle lots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

not a problem :)

glad it raised a giggle

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

Mudds Women.

I must watch this episode now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

not anymore :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)

LOL!

Honestly, they say it every episode, in every series, once you notice it, you can't UN notice it... ;)

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

Ooo

Could you give mem that source?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

Of the trek pic!?

I just googled 'star trek TNG'...

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

haha! fab

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spacefish bong!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)

No Sir, you are not the only one.

Do dooo de do do!

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Ratsta, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

repost for combo

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

hey you

over there
what's it like
to have no hair?
is it hot?
is it cold?
face it mates
you're FUCKING BALD!

nice :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)

Slaphead command!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

never before

have i clicked so furiously :D

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8201338

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

...

HA :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

Oh! Feckin marvelous!

:D *clicks madly*

*edit* oops, wrong reply button, but I am very very drunk.... ;)

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

i thought you liked my reply :(

i wish i were drunk...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)

Well, I agree very much with your reply, and was prolly gonna do a ^this^

but then I got a bit confoozled...

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)

only one solution...

more drink!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)

Huzzah!!

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

do you have an unlimited supply of these?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)

not yet... ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

Don't tell him Archie!!!

I want all the pictures!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

the pair of you

are raping my source material. I've had this place bookmarked for years ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

me too, I've just not had 'suitable' opportunity to plunder it ;)

...until now

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

Ba ba baah ba ba ba ba ba ba baah!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)

hahahaha! :)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)

lickity split clickity clit

Aces

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

*clicks like a mentalist*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

I'm not going to click

purely because you have some magical ability to see humous where us mere mortals do not. I shall merely bow.*

* on knees

p.s. clicked

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Seriously, that's the funniest thing ive ever seen on b3ta (and the only image to make me do a proper LOL)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

Watch out Bones, he's after your family bucket !

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Darryn.R, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)

Meanwhile in 1985...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)

nice one :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)

Meanwhile, the next day...

Woo!

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JimM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)

Silly Beau!

Kirk not Cook!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)

Cook!

Explorer!
I was pretending you got them mixed up.

And you do this for a living!!!!

;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

Ahh - I see !

I do this and don't make a living :-(
just a few quid a week and a forlorn hope..

currently looking for real work...

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)

He has a chef!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)

needs more green skinned Emin

great stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

it looks like light shining through a sheet with holes in

that, or its a portal to another universe

(Cogwulf unsober, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

That's very good

You have an interesting way of thinking, sir.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)

i don't get it

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Shada, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3753541.stm

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)

REVELATION!

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Shada, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)

oooh

i thought it was some kinda investigation into kirk's childhood, saying he had dreams of seeing the stars from an early age

both are good (although i'm guessing the dates are wrong for my version)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)

Everytime I'm down I think of this...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)

LOLDUX

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Shada, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

Smooth hands!

Damn smooth!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)

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Shada, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)

Great minds etc...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

I've spent the last two days watching the Spooks episodes my mum taped for me while I was at uni

its bloody ace

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)

Staff Meetings are hell.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

Braw!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

i got more cash than an atm

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Microwave, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

\o/

*borrows a fifty*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

silly boy

they bet burnt by the bank of england

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)

As ever, as ever.

I choose YOU to say goodbye to first. Goodbye Archielove.

Night the rest of you, behave and be nice. Remember Aunty Captain loves and lusts after all of you x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

awww, bless ya, have a grand evenin' Capt'n

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

*salutes

both ways

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

*lusts back*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)

/stealth smoosh!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

Too bloody good for words!

" "

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

it's really just a case of working through the thousands of source pics

here:
www.trekcore.com/
and coming up with ideas as I can see them :)

/I actually think I could have done this Beattie one much better, but ta anyway :)

incidentally, wonder if anyone can help me?
I'm trying to locate a gif I've seen before of picard doing the mambo - from insurrection? If anyone has it, would be greatly obliged for it for an idea I have :) ta in advance

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)

I bookmarked this yesterday, from your link.

Nice big and juicy pics.
I'll have another browse later.
In fact I did save a pic....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)

hahaha

these cluster things give you some serious hummus ;)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

hehe very smooth!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)

haha!

to echo m3ssentail - Braw!

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)

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Microwave, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

Health and safety are gonna have a field day!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

Yes, this will do extraordinarily nicely

I have fallen in love for the first time today.

woo!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

NSFW!

nice pic!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

I like...

but where's the noose?

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)

moobs...

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Darryn.R, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

i1 would1 comment

but1 i1 s\plit1 cofgfgee1 on1 my1 keyboard1 and1 now1 it1 am1 borked

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

What do you mean your "kybard is brken?"

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

He's borked up the Khyber.

Ooooh, nasty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

Hello sweetie

you changed your name earlier? what what?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

She swapped with mongychops

and then posted pictures of Baa's bumbum

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

I did

but then got scared someone would nick this one.

I was Captain James T Wow.

Hello precious! *snuggles* how goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Ooh, that'd cause confusion.

I am fine thanks :) Talking to Mushroom and drawing things. All is fab in the world! And j00?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

I have finished my day's work for the week.

And now I am waiting for ma to come and pick me up, for I am carless.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

and careless.

What happened to the car? Or don't you drive?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

I don't drive.

I will eventually. I can ride, but I don't have a motorbike EITHER.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

You need legs, you do.

OH WAIT...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

I have two of my very own.

A left one and a right one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)

Do you mean would comment or would sleep with kirk; comment?

(Hagbard MacDougal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

Jinkies!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

The transporter is really acting up !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

Chortle!

:D He had some pretty good ones late on the series sans 'shop help...

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

A funny thing happened . . .

on the way through the transporter !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

yup

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)

hahaha, crikey!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)

*sigh*

Happy Birthday Shat!

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

He's clearly not T

He's white for a start.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

double *sigh*

Think about it a bit harder....

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

KIRKT

he's a kirkt

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

SHATT

That's what it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

It's meant to read

Khant.

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

DUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

Well thank God you were here.

I don't think I'd have been able to work it out without you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

*cries*

My first image challenge post...

why does no-one understand my form of creativity.. I thought on t'internet i'd find kindred souls!

;-)

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

Ahhh I'm only jesting little niblet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

hehehee

we squeeze yr tribble till it pops.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

Shhhh I am on the groom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

oh, ok.

Good luck.

I'm on the bride.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

get off!

You're heavier than you look!

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

I'm exactly as heavy as i look

fucking heavy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

*hums housemartins*

You're coming to the May bash aren't you? Say you are. Say you are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

Course i am

I told you didn'I? We were teasing Tssattr about getting bummed.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

I was just checking that was still the case.

You know how things change.

EXCELLENT it will be ace to see you again. I've lost weight, but I make up for it by smoking more.

No I don't know either. But hey (for those uninitiated, I just said Hey like the sexy stud from Clerks 2)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

Excellent, I did see the profile pic

don't over do it!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Oh I've got plenty left to go yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

*high five*

remember, all the wedding presents that are square are mine, and I want that dress after you've finished with her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

ain't you always?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Yup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

ooh, you're just over nine months old!

You're out of the womb now, bitchtits.

*cuddles and slaps on the bum*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

Best. Midwife. Ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)

Enough

To make any baby cry!

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

You're wrong

so wrong.

It's, ummmm, umm....

I, um, it's. Well.

LOOK THERE'S A SQUIRREL IN THAT TREE

*runs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

That's not a squirrel that's a Volkswagen.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)

*stays hidden

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

I can see you.

Cat logic doesn't work, remember? Now get your head out of the compost bin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

peh peh peh potatoe peelings

Oh well, now it's your turn to hide

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

I'm fucking ace at this, you'll never be able to find me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

*doesn't even try to find c-wow

*sits on sofa with the paper, a cup of tea and pipe and enjoys the quiet

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

*comes in very wet*

I have been IN THE LAKE for THREE HOURS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)

*Dries off with a towel

*lights fire

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)

So what you've essentially done

is feel me up through a tea towel and set fire to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

I thought you were into it

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)

I was just catching us up.

And yeah, totally. Stab me with that fork.

Ohhhh yeahhh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

*lights spliff

This'll warn ya up

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

Fucking sweet

blowback?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

Oh I can't wait to get home.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

Well..

I'm going there now, just to make you jealous... sweet sweet 4 days. God Bless Jebus

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

T-shirt?

*shuddders*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)

Nothing wrong with me in a wet t shirt, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

Shows off your moobs

Lovely!

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)

*snarls*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Woof?

*pants

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duracell just goes on and on and on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

A bloke and now a dog?

The words 'what the fuck have I ever done to you' spring to mind.

Bastard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

what's wrong with being a bloke

sexiest

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)

I prefer having a vagina.

Less embarrassment when I walk past people I find attractive.

night dude!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)

unless it's cold

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)

Mooby, Capn is a girly tho.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)

I can believe this

hence the *Shuddders*
It's a good shuddders.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)

Ah, you may live. For now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)

Ah b3ta, bless

I come back two years later and you're still on about kirk ^^

(IsDelicious, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

ROFL.

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__, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

Fail?

perhaps
Welcome back

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

hmm

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

I love you discomeats.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)

can I translate that love into cash donations?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

There'sjust. so. muchmaterial.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

We're still on about pictures too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

and trolls

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

and ring-pieces

oh my!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

Oh we're off to see the Buzzard

the buzzard we all know as Rob
He lives on a bus surrounded by pus, but for us it's got to be Rooooob
If ever a pus bus with other bird come we'd kill it in the face and rape it's bum
because because because because becaaaaaause
Becuase of the terrible things he gets us to do for him

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

Yey...

Eurovision... here we come!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Making your mind...... UP!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

Eurovison fact:

UK entry for 2001 is a friend of mine.
Lindsay.
She finished 23rd I think,Estonia won.
She got a contract with universal, but they dropped her.She now plays the the clubs.But She will be huuuuge one day.
EDIT:Fuck!!! I used the wrong log in!
I have bragged for nothing!

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

I currently love your username and sig

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Cheers matey.

I am logging out to avoid further confusions to myself.

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

likewise

best line of the series so far

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)

which series?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

shitty crappy second life on mars series, that woman is really getting on my tits

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)

But she knows, as we all do,

that it's just her brain inventing things.
and she is rather hot!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)

I know, I know... but I miss my 70's...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

she'll be huge one day?

why? is she addicted to iceland frozen cakes?

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

Two years!!

and you missed the /talk button!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

pfft

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

Lick my ring-piece

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

OK! :D

Your sig just made me chuckle, what WAS that about!?

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

pearoastin

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

scotty is to be played by simon pegg in the new star trek film

I1 s\pilt1 cofgfgee1 on1 my1 keyboard1 ojh1 noes\

s\cotty1 is\1 tobe1 played1 by1 s\imon1 pefgfg1 in the1 new1 ts\ar1 trek1 fgilm

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

our Simon Pegg?

he looks fuck all like him

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Erm

eeway owknay nday atthay lokebay hattay layspay YlarSay hallsay ebay PockSay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8201258

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

I see nothin in ur link,

must be one of my ignored peeps, in which case, I'm prolly glad about that...

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Ring my Lick piece

The number is

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)

Oh my yes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Is that Bill Murray in the background?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

Groundhog Day happens everywhere !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

Nah.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

Looks quite like him though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

Yes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

i have made this badly, you get the idea

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)

Very much so !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

lol

now fuck off again

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

as i can't work out if this is funny or not

I'll leave it here. there's no point wasting a thread

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

Compo it lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

^this

Took me a while...

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

best thread all day

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mongychops, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

peadance

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)

oh.....

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:33, archived)

compo it

for the picard

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)

MORE

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

whatever happened to gifdump?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

I have no idea

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

I'm not sure if any of this gives you the right to break the rules.

No, it really doesn't.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)

Well, not me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)

New meme idea: Loltribbles

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__, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

loltribbles?

my word, the internets have eaten their own tails

edit: tis good though =D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Kirk or McCoy?

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

I never realised just how brown McCoy is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

too brown?

that was a short lived name change

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Aye, but he was going to nick my lovely name.

And it's MY lovely name. I stole it fair and square from Moran.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

i saw that episode the other day and was meaning to ask you about it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

That episode of Shaun of the Dead?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)

thats what I meant

I was thinking of that movie whilst comtemplating whether or not i wanted to watch black books. confusion insued

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

A likely story.

What were you wanting to ask?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

whether or not it was from Shaun of the dead.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

Ah, yes it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)

of course you did

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)

I wasn't.

Just utilising my second account, you should get one yourself.So you don't get stolen.
/incognito

(Isn't reallyThe Coast of Yemen and he can have his username back now, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Well I'm frightened now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

there used to be another one with an underscore

not seen them in a while

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)

Who was that?

I am me. The me I've always been. Just incase anyone was worried.

No? Fine.

_Bastards.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

captain_wow

they did some qotw answers and posted a bit back in the day

I think they came back but were frightened off by other posters who accused them of pretending to be you

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

Damn straight.

_{poor bastard}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

and you are you

and we are we and we are here together

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

I'm not me any more, I'm him for a bit.

*poses majestically with testicles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

WOWZERS

although i prefer the breasticles

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)

So do I.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

my kinda lady

I like my women like i like my coffee

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

brown and wet.

I won't make any New Orleans jokes, but it's hard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)

nah

in a plastic cup

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)

Spang....

Oh sorry, I thought that was another advert for Mini Eggs.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)

Double roasted for extra crispness.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

Nomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

RACIST!

;)

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

mindpiss

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Typical!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

Chuh!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)

It's the wood veneer...

/De Forest

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)

Oh my word Archie, you really do leave them standing.

I feel a swoon coming on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

hahaha,

*catches*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

Muahaha, that was easy

*handcuffs* You're mine now. You can be my writer, just whisper funny things in my ear at functions.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

it's a traaaaaaap

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Always.

Nice trap though. He gets to be handcuffed to me for all time (lest he runs away) and whisper funny things in my little ears.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)

like knock knock jokes?

Wait a minute, if he runs away surely you must pursue as there is a chain betwixt your wristies?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)

If he tries

I shall jump, land and ride him like a cock horse (blame the rhyme, not me) to Banbury Cross or wherever he goes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)

giddee ..... up

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

giddee side.

GIDDEE SIDE ARCHIEHORSE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)

will do, capt'n!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)

Excellent news.

A happy hostage is a good hostage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)

now she's fainted what do we do

smelling salts?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

Try Smelling something

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

not a chevrooooooon

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

hahahaha

that am silly

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

So, how long before that gets a nice big magenta CDC front and centre then?

*sets timer....

Me likey! :D

On other news, I just got the scissors and marker pen out and made this card for my friends Mum:

original kitteh card with added magazine bits, she knows I'm a b3ta dater, so I think she'll get the joke...

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)

obliges

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)

17 minutes!?

Could be better! See me after class! ;)

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)

10 minutes was thinking whether i could be bothered

another two getting the cat off the desk

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)

Heheehee!

It was prolly trying to lick my kitehs! ;)

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..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)

It appears that The Doctor

has a sick bay of his own !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)

I was going to shop their faces, too

but they already look rather ashamed.

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Addyjoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

Whats ctrl shift del supposed to do?

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Furness, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)

clears private data

in Firefox. Dunno if it does in IE

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Addyjoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

the same as alt-f4

lolo lololo l o l11!!lolo1l1o!111!!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

firefox short hand to

clear the internet cache

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Sir T. Skellington, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)

You should have shopped the faces too...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

Being a star trek compo

Wouldn't it be better to put data in it?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

if it were a compo entry

perhaps :P

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Addyjoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)

He makes the point of the day right there

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Furness, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)

thats what I thought it was to begin with

looked for data - didnt find :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)

More megenta staplers & markers...

... with the next stationery order please :o)

(note: if you use permanet markers you may have to spend longer rubbing your balls off in front of your colleagues than you expected).

(I_tickle_myself, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)

I usually expect to spend at least half an hour a day doing this

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)

amateur

i do half an hour of work a day, if i catch a break from scratching my balls

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_louse

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)

oh i know

i'm just waiting to pass em on to a few choice acquaintances before i get treated

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)

I personally use drywipe

...

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)

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