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# We is in your children...
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Aarrgh!
Woo
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# I love snow, me


Hurrah for real photo Sunday
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# That is
Beautiful
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# oo lovely
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Sorry for shouting but
THAT IS AWESOME!
In fact it's so awesome I'd like to do something like use it as a Christmas card, or computer wallpaper or things like that. If you don't mind, could you link (or gaz if you prefer) a high-res version? Just for personal use -- I'm not going to rip it off -- but would be very happy to donate XXp to charity of your choice per copy if you'd like?
I really think it's spectacular, and beautiful.
(Edit: hope it's not rude to ask like this! You can say no!)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# He might have already disappeared.
If you want to get through to him, you can click on his profile and there's a 'send me a message' link there.
(apologies if you know all this and I'm being patronising)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *blush*
I have high-res. Message me and I'll send you a copy.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# That's rather pretty
I can't deny.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Morning all :)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Morning Pineapple!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# SOOSH :D
You alright today?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Not bad,
just fearing what I expect to be the apocalypse judging by the untimely weather here in London.

How about yourself?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Oh dear.
It snowed here last night apparently.
Not a whole lot.

But I am doing rather fine, thankee :D
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Aww! :]
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Good morning.
Is that flower for me? *fears*
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)
# *wink wink*
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Oh God, it's happening again
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ning
You'll want to put that in some water
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# me likey
:D
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I know RPS is shite, but....
I saw this near my laboratory yesterday:



I especially love the caption:

"Even on business trips, you should always:

1) Always penetrate with a rubber
2) Then you don't get sperm and blood in your mouth"
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)
# what the hell?
There is a billboard of two men having bumsex near your work?
Where do you live/work?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Bern, Switzerland...
It's a government-backed poster, too...
I'm just waiting for Valin to come along and animate the rear-most bloke...
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Strange Swissys!
I am hopefully going to Lausanne on the 1st of May.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)
# For the riots, work or holiday?
May 1st is quite a pikey's wedding here.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Oh really?
*fears*

Visiting a friend. She is studying at the Conservatoire there for a year.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)
# It's where some of the Swiss let their hair down
And destroy icons of capitalism.
Then go back to the office the next day.

City centres are often best avoided...
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Oh noes.
I may make an excuse to not go. Normal people are bad enough when they riot. But I fear a country of namby pamby neutrals getting het up! Especially a country that has 6 million provately owned fire arms and only 4 million inhabitants....
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Blimey
More of this kind of thing!
(broadminded acceptability, not just big posters of men bumming)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# (imagines poster)
"this man might be a bummer"
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# although the big posters of men bumming are also a big plus*





*may not be a big plus
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)
# There's been a few slightly risque posters
but this one stands far out from them...
If this is a series, I'll post the rest when they appear.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# glee
for the swiss
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# YES!!!!
Next week's newsletter tagline:

"We're salvaging RPS... together"
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# this is the only RPS
that i would fwap to
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ha ha!
You can imagine I was laughing like a loon for the rest of day in the lab...
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# and i bet you're not the only person who's thinking that
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I know real photo Sunday is crap and all but Irish Castle wants to say hai.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hi
That's a scary domo-esque castle
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yep
I thought about photoshopping a Domo/Castle hybrid but the castle is people enough as it is.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I bet it's saying
'feck arf, ya english b*****d'...
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Ireland is great but I was slightly disappointed by the Irish.
I didn't hear 'feck' once, they didn't talk nonstop like everyone claims. Maybe they just do it for the tourist season.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# My guess is they all speak with Oxbridge accents
until the tourists turn up. Then, when it gets to October 1 st, they all relax and say 'I say, that was a frightfully hard season, what?'
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I'm from Oxbridge! Can't you tell by my outrraaageous accent?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# like donnington castle


(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Prove it. I demand picture evidence.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# wot
thru the medium of mime shall i prove it

thusly
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I SEE!
Well that's put me in my place.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Oh I see,
its jaunty angle old building real photo sunday?

Or JAOBRPS as I like to call it....

Photobucket
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I was there, I can prove it! When I was a kid, you could buy meat anywhere! Eggs they had, real butter! Not this... crap!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Pfffft
He's probably a bit old and stale for my taste. Young, fresh virgins are my favourite flavour.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# tough and stringy
just like grandma used to make
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# i was waiting for this joke.
i'll probably see it shitloads later today.

goodnight.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)
# haha
FP it
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)
# is it horribly wrong that part of me is thinking "yes! that's another bigot in the ground"?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)
# He was a great actor
who spoke out against racism and for civil rights. He also made many films with strong environmental messages. He also spoke FOR a gun control act following the assasination of Robert Kennedy.

Then he got old and abit senile and became more famous for wanting to shoot stuff.

I personally think he could have died sooner and been regarded far higher than he will now. :(
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# i did not know this.
all i knew about was gun-toting nutter.

hang on. he spoke out against civil rights? ;)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# fixed :D
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# OH NOES I HAS BEEN NINJAED!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahaha!
noice
(, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 4:39, archived)
#


funnier in my head.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# needs more penis gun
and to be smaller ;)

*edit - is that the world's greatest actor Stacey Keach playing the Doctor?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# no its bennett.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Lenny Bennet?
can't be, no afro
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# gunfeet.
who's the fat blue guy?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# his chair.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# chare has eyes and arms and mouth?!
lolanthropomorphism.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# have you never seen pee-wee's playhouse?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# oh fuck, that's it.
i am going senile. thanks.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)
# well when its stretched out like that it is kind of hard to tell, but pee wee heston should have been a clue.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# nah, i see it now but i am tired and going to bed after i mail my socks to cockweasle.
night night.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)
# im going to sleep myself.
good night.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I believe
that is the chair from PeeWee Hermans playhouse....
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hard to tell without seeing the semen stains.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah I know,
what a wanker ;)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Baby cancer is more deadly.
The fangs are smaller too.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# my granddad (charlton heston) died of baby cancer.
it was a sad time for all of us. especially the baby.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Bigger please DD!
In other news, I am not bothered by his dying in the slightest.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)
# harry cunt.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)
# BENNETT!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I would love to be in your head.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# We is in your children...

ning all
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# that is most excellent
have another cat

(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# stealing your teefz!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# 'ning.

for cockweasle.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)
# she's beautiful!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
# make one too!
it is the fun.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Jeez, I only just noticed
6 toes!!!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# 12, ashally.
:)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I am blind in one eye
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)
# halp, pie-rat is on board!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yarrr
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i like this picture so much.
wow.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
MORE REFLECTOPORN! PLEASE NOW!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ok,
who just posted a picture of ClanSoul naked and then deleted it?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# HEY FUCKING THREAD DELETING FUCKER!
WHO DID IT? I AM ANGERY.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)
# you just want to see ClanSoul naked again
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# i don't even remember what the post was, but i had replied to it with a beautiful picture i just made.
now i'll post it up above to annoy cockweasle.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)
# :?
I do not know, but am glad I missed that one!

EDIT: In other news, I think the world might be ending outside my window.

ITS BLOODY APRIL! And there is a chuffing Blizzard outside my window!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I remember that happening when I was 10
so I reckon it's normal, in the larger scheme of things.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Maybe for you,
but I live in the middle of Africa!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# and this - sorry :/
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)
# "If you want me to stop fucking monkeys you'll hace to pry their monkey tits from my cold dead monkey stinking hands".
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I just got it
Very Subtle....*clicks*
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I recognise that eye...

(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:54, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)
# it dun snow'd
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Yeah I got a couple of inches last night!
*fnar*
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# 'ning
and congratulations on your tiny cock, bumming success last night
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Well you did say you wanted
another happyghost but it's your personality I love you for!:P
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Noooo!
It's supposed to become Spring now!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# Yes it did
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
# The house on the right
Is sadly lacking in insulation!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I just got woke up and thought someone was playing a joke on me
I fell back to sleep about an hour ago, and there was no snow at all! Now there are about 3 inches of the stuff!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Woo it's just started snowing again here
I woke up and looked at the rooflight, thought it was grey and cloudy so went back to sleep. It was actually just covered in thick snow.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)
# it is spring here now.
fuck that snow shit.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Snow is great
Kids have been going mental in it all morning. So far, only one car alarm has been set off by a snowball and only one lad has been 'faced', but it's early days yet.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# chareton heston
1924-2008

i always sort of thought you would never ever die.
what happened, man?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# This
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Ole Chuck RIP
"A rugged heroic type who is probably best remembered for an ability to bring to life some of history's greatest figures, including Michaelangelo, Moses, El Cid, and John the Baptist, Heston is now facing Alzheimer's and the loss of his memory and his charisma." (Classic movies.org)

the question I am asking myself is which afflicted him earlier. The onset of Alzheimers or his loss of charisma?? I'm betting on the charisma
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Any relation to Charlton Heston?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# no.
they is one in the same.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Wow!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# according to CNN
he forgot which way round you hold your rifle
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)
# thats not true.
charlton could have deflected the bullets with his teeth.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:03, archived)
# his teeth fell out 30 years ago
the ones he had were made of sculpted lard
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# and flat leaf parsley.
Dont forget the flat leaf parsley veneers....
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I think this is sad news (if a little inevitable; he was 84))
Ignore the gun stuff (not that I'm rabidly anti-gun control as far as the USA is concerned), but he was a decent actor (and his films are mostly great... like El Cid...)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# The guns said they didn't love him anymore and he died of a broken heart.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I shot him
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# but did you shoot
the deputy?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
# NO!
Dick Cheney is still alive.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# damn
get working on it then, there's a good chap(ess)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)
# He died anyway
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# yeah.
what an asshole.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Salt N Peppers


A Class Act
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I heard they stabbed and ate their dresser
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:54, archived)
# GAAAAAAAH!
Yays I just got someone's smowbal virginity!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] "Do you expect me to talk , Goldfinger?"

"No, Mr Bond; I expect you to melt!"
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Woo!
I must say thats a fantastic source pic. The rare three legged Connery
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)
# It's from the DVD
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Goldfinger is my all time
2nd favourite Bond movie
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)
# I like it too
I think that, like a lot of 'evil megalomaniac with an evil plot' Bond movies, the set-up is better than the climax (Spy Who Loved Me is the exception), but it's still really good.

It's definitely in my top five; From Russia With Love is my favourite (I think the pure espionage Bond films are generally better).
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Aye
Naturally the Connery flicks are always the best ones. My personal favourite is "Dr No", and I have to agree, the espionage plots are the best ones.
As for "On her majesty's secret service"... No... just No! Lazenby, NO! Bond getting married, NO! Its just full of fail.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I like bits of OHMSS
the soundtrack and some of the action sequences (like the ski chase) are fantastic
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Apparently
Connery has stated that he'd like to come out of retirement for one last role, but he'd only do it to play a bad guy in a Bond movie.

I love Connery so the thought of this makes me turgid
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)
# my favourite bond film is the one that isn't sexist or racist.
i hear it'll be filmed some time in the next millenium.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I'de love to put Cowell's pen up my botty
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)
# Well, she does have that chair levitation thing going on for her
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# burbery chair
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# blubbery pair
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)
# Look into my eyes, not around my eyes
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)
# No! Look into MY eyes!

Woo.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:14, archived)
# erk.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Ack!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)
# mowwwwww.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:06, archived)
# nice work!
you have far more patience than i do.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:15, archived)
# i always end the night thinking
"what did i do today? i did that fab animation. but what else did i do? shit."

its give and take. but cheers
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:20, archived)
# more than i did today, at least in terms of image-making.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:44, archived)
# ouch!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:08, archived)
# i bet he likes spaghetti hoops.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)
# It was that that got me thinking
and what a wonderful hanimation it was too
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# he is a super cat.
i figured he was in the news or something, having popped up twice here now that i've seen.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
# ha! :D
I should have read all the replies before posting...
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:33, archived)
# heh. i like the eyes especially.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:00, archived)
# truth
^
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:06, archived)
# *is hypnotized*

'lo sir!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)
# 'lo and yo
SNOW! here anyway...
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# HYPNORKS.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:51, archived)
# if only the source pic was you
we could have hypno-babies
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)
# it's a cracking source pic
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)
# as I posted earlier
I love this ^^^ hanimation and I don't get bored of watching it. Top work squire :)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] American art pushing the boundaries?


That's what you get when you google dirty white trash!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)
# Not much white about it
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Charlton Heston (Put his vest on) R.I.P.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:57, archived)
# whatever you do, don't scroll down.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)
# Don't tell me....
He's still alive?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:02, archived)
# i don't think so, but if he is, i'll kill him.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# Well
SKY NEWS reported that the Duke of Edinburgh had died yesterday then quickly removed the story off their site!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:19, archived)
# probably because he's a zombie now.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)
# From his cold, dead hands indeed.


*looks down board* bugger!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# you were scooped by tribs.
but i'm glad you verified he is dead.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Yay
Just heard the news, had this idea, thought "will have bindun". I was right and much better than I would have done.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)
# A Gore-y death indeed!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:19, archived)
# I came here as soon as I heard.
I am not disappointed with the efforts :)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)
# may as well pop this in here then
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)
# and have this as well
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 7 Apr 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I knew someone would have beaten me to it
:)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] arf
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Ha
Betcha had fun searching for the source-pic.

*mindbleach*
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# *drops monocle*
Ding dong!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Clicks
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
# soup.


5 large onions
1 large butternut squash
4 enormous carrots
1 stick celery
1 very large knob ginger
salt, pepper, bay leaves, thyme sprigs, oil, butter, honey

slow roast above in oven for three hours. while roasting, boil 10 mediumlarge potatoes in water. when boiled, remove half the water, mash the potatoes and blend with water and the roasted vegetables (first removing skin from squash, take out bay leaves and thyme). add in juice from three oranges.

eat.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:14, archived)
# mmmm.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# makes approximately 300 bowls of soup.
i ate three big bowls full and still have four large containers of it in the fridge.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:24, archived)
# That sounds much better than the abortive soup I made a few days back
which contained spinach and beetroot and was a hostile dark brown colour.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# spinach soup is a tough sell.
greens in soup go bitter so often - the spinach needs to be very fresh and handled well or it's just a mess. beetroot soup i like, though.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:50, archived)
# See, I think the beetroot was the problem.
Spinach is fine, but fucks up the colour. I thought the beetroot would correct this but it only made things worse (it was a last minute choice instead of using carrots, because soups always have carrots). It also imparted a disgusting earthy flavour to the whole fiasco.
It had way too many other ingredients, besides. Should have stuck to parsnips.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# parsnips are gods among common root vegetables.
a week without them is no good thing at all. i love celeriac almost as much, too - both i prefer roasted in the oven until crisp and caramelised, served over rice or couscous.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Celeriac tastes a bit like aniseed, doesn't it?
Or am I thinking of something else.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:05, archived)
# nope, it tastes like celery.
are you thinking of fennel?
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:07, archived)
# Yep.
Wow, celeriac is ugly. I'd never consciously looked at it before.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# true, but they taste wonderful.
i like their ugliness, too - they're one of those edibles that remain on our plates because they are cheap and taste great. there's no way to make them look like they weren't just cut out of the skull of some smelly alien.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:13, archived)
# Add 300gm roast pork or one small babby.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:45, archived)
# no porks allowed, this is a vegetarian house.
but i'll make an exception if the babby is fresh and clean.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Bah!
I live to eat. They get
their turn next. [/:-)
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 6:54, archived)
# i prefer the company of pigs to people.
allow and promote cannibalism and i'll be happier.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:00, archived)
# Both!
Bacon wrapped leg of man.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:15, archived)
# you are fritz haarmann.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# They used every part of the young boy.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:25, archived)
# I like soups
and I like cooking.

So I shall be sure to modify this slightly and give it a go myself.

My next soup mission however is french roasted garlic soup.
Nyom
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:26, archived)
# NO MODIFICATIONS ALLOWED.
heh, it's not a recipe, it's just what i did and tried to remember when i posted.

roasted garlic is great - i mix it with butter to spread on bread and toats.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)

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